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pretydiva:
D hip isn't massive. It's jst average. Beautiful woman

must it be as massive as a GP tank?
That "average" is massive enough for attraction. too much of everything is bad.

agarawu23:
STOP SPENDING LAVISHLY ON A LADY YOU ARE YET TO MARRY

It starts from buying properties and putting her (The GF) name on the receipt! Na so natural MUGUism dey start

gimakon:
No be so, suppose you go there and get killed in the process nko, by another guy? Wetin u go tell your God? Say na when u wan do James bond name them kill you? If u think A make u think. B,life no be as u see am oga

u are funny dear brother, life is too short than living it like a James bond. take things softly, use your head/Inteligence and play your game wisely and don't be a mugu for any woman. i have a friend that his case is related to what the OP posted. he refused to listen back then despite all my warnings. I know he will probably be reading this now cos he is a frequent nairalander.

call me immature, but I WILL DO EXACTLY THE SAME THING THE GUY DID! if I catch her cheating and It actually lead to break up... and I left the whole stuff there, then when I sleep, I will definitely dream of myself chasing Me shouting Mumu! Mumu!! .. If I could take my eyes off it, I cant take my mind off. if she could cheat despite all what I did, then it means the guy could do better so why leave what I did behind? I refused to be a mugu for no woman.

rudebouy:
11. MUMMY'S GIRL:

Every little tin, "Mummy sed dis", "Mummy sed dat". If u guys hav a quarrel, mummy will know abt it. Mummy mite even call u sef to find out why.

12. PASTOR'S DAUGHTER
Every little tin, "Pastor sed dis", "Pastor sed dat". If u guys hav a quarrel, Pastor will know abt it. Pastor mite even call u sef or summon u into his office to find out why.

Imanuelle:
No pictures?

dollarlander:
Updatiii!!! Una no get data plan on your phone? Dey ask picture. No be when you update you go see pix on your phone.

Abeg park well.

Bro, be smart! when he asked you about pictures, he meant, post a screenshot of your updated whatsapp and lets see how beautiful it is truly. some people dont have time to update not until their current version is about to expire, your screenshot could make people wanna update quickly just to see and feel the new look too.
Dont be naturally aggressive.

falconey:
great question, why do we even go into relationship in the first place? I think the celibates should answer.

Bros.
If your Pr*ck is working well
If your romance fuse located at the center point of your head is not blown yet
If your heart is not built with a concrete,
If your eyes isnt blocked with a strong human firewall to see pretty women
if you are not an alien, A monk or a painted horse from a novel
If you dont want to be like a snake that passed on a rock surface with no traceable path. (i.e you dont wanna come to this world and go without an issue)
Then relationship is needed sir!

What I see here is Genevieve herself, not her daughter.

As much as I love the S6 Edge, I feel it is way too expensive and overpriced. Good luck with your new device.

FriedPlantain:
How come the dad( olamide) has thick beards and the kid has no beard? How are we sure the kid is his sef?


FriedPlantain

Chei, Your Mumuness is getting beyond control now, Dem don fry your bra*n with plantain com give you chop o. no offence.

Damn. dude has got a very long tongue :-O

stu.pi.dity at its peak. 500k is enough capital for an intelligent man to make it in life.

How can u compare Tiwa savage's talent and personality with that of Yemi alade?!

I dont see Tiwa savage has been very beautiful ,no offence but i admire her musical talent and notes/key handling very much, more than any other nigerian female artist

lanre316:
It depends on the quality of the SD card, not the size. I've been using my 32 gb sd card for the past two years and it's still working fine.

I used mine for 3 and half years before it died on me bro. the next one I got died just 3 weeks of usage. the amount of years you spent on it aint the issue, u can buy SD now and it dies the next few hours. it all depends on the type of stress and temperature it is been used.
SDs are one of the most fragile piece of art they developed, when the big sizes (16gb and above) die, no amount of prayer can wake them up. I still have a chinese made 2GB sd card since 2006 dat still works like new. The more size your SD card is, the less stress it could take.

32GB is wonderful but it gets fried up quicker than other SDs ..just make sure you dont use it on devices that gets heat up quickly. I lost 2 already anyway. All the best

jpphilips:
Lol, you must be on Android 1.6 the only version I never used, from 2.1 to 5.0, bros you have no clue how Apps update, on the play store it shows you the original app size but when you do a space simulation, you will notice it downloaded less than it showed you.
The APP size it shows you is just to warn you of maximum space required for installation.

keep swimming in your liquid ignorance. if u have a multi-window device. open ur root explorer and ur default app updater (mobogenie, playstore and d likes). click on update for one of your large apps, then watch ur cache data size. gimme a feedback of how much was downloaded before the installation prompt shows up. and hope u know u can quickly copy the same downloaded installation (update) file and paste somewhere else before it automatically wipes off after successful installation so u can keep it for a fresh future installation (which i normally do when am too tired to use titanium backup) re-quote me when you are through. cheers

SIRICE:
hey mister think you are wrong. when u update an app on playstore watch it closely while it updates. you wanna tell me i downloaded a 14mb in 3secs? have not made any research on this but downloading new apps takes more time than applying an update it will show the total size of the app but it will suspiciously download with impressive speed.

Bro. he is right, updating your windows pc is totally different from an android phone. your pc updates the partial files needed to upgrade your old files. your google play app on the phone actually download a fresh installation update (a latest version of d old app). aiit?!

This OP is acrually a learner? There are options to stop auto update of apps either from the app itself or even on google play app. Be smart.
Be the Boss of your own phone, dont let it control you!

hahn:
Weed can't make you this thin because naturally, its supposed to increase your appetite.

Waoh. Conc. weed smoker. I take my hat off for you sir

Dude, take a chill pill and stop getting yourself worried over nothing. how many of your friends ever told you they renewed their whatsapp?
No worries. it will be extended for you automatically.

kinibigdeal:
Wud ve prefer to pik u instead

Lala247:
Chai lol really
What as a friend or sis

kinibigdeal:
Both!!!

A Minute silence for a brother who just entered the FriendZone

Cholls:
my sister what nonsence! Why are you afraid to marry someone you love is it compulsory you have children .

Wicked!

This g**t is exposing himself to the whole village telling them he is in school and can read better than others, by the time the witches of his village begin to play ludo with his destiny, he will start blaming life for bn so cruel to humanity

may01:
She looks good in it
This will soon become the fashion trend

Fashion trend? Where? Naija? lol. Look at that lady in the picture and ask yourself, is that how you really wanna look on your wedding day in front of families, friends and well wishers?
This is Naija, not abroad. Just because we are crazy about something trendy doesn't necessarily mean we dont apply sense into what we do, especially when it comes to important moments.

Your wedding day comes only once, make the best out of the memorable moment.

The children of nowadays self, them no know anything pertaining to the core african culture anymore.
That is what the yorubas call TIROO. that is what the oldies use when eye pencils weren't available yet. Your gf knows the beauty of it, that's why she still keeps it. OP, stop embarrassing yourself cos the people who knows it will laugh at you and probably see u as a mugu

Don't break their home. They have been fine and peaceful with thier lives before you came around. Telling your sis about her husband's moves on you isn't the best. You will only create hatred in between them and history will have it that you broke your sister's home.
Now that he is still making moves and hasn't done anything yet, Leave now before it is too late.

Qmab:
If this is natural, that is, the mother isn't starving herself or taking on excessive work out schedule, then I'm really impressed.

and what if all you mentioned was involved? you wont be impressed right? lol. Naija women.. self discipline and exercise na wahala.

No matter what, A failure will always be a failure. He received an appointment on THURSDAY AFTERNOON scheduled to hold FRIDAY MORNING. That is a whole lot time to get prepared. you already know there is no hope for NEPA or whatever in your area, what's up with stove irons? even if u have to buy the very cheap one or quickly borrow around the neighbourhood? what about packing the clothes to a friend's house who lives in a different place if u cant afford a dry cleaner. if na woman dey come visit you now, you go know how u go package yourself. Lazy mugu.

Dyt:
Duh!!!
Who says its hard to get suitors?

They keep rolling in in triple folds
U attract what u want biko
I know lots of single mums that men are pleading to marry them
Even singles never get that kain attention
Bikonu speak for yourself alone
Its no freaking challenge
Accept me with my baggage or take a long walk
No time to waste
*whistling*
And wiggle comes to mind

lol. Are u a single mum? No offence

For the record, what this sis posted only happens in fantasy land, not here
No need to give false hope, lets be candid.

Who says suitors keep rolling in triple folds? for who? single mums? lol. if they do, then probably u do package yourself firmly and those guys never knew you v got an issue yet. Tell them about it and they are gone

You dont attract what you want, biko. if you are very lucky and prayerful, u might get close to that and it is just a "once in a lifetime opportunity" otherwise you either end up with what u see when the time keeps ticking to the end.

When has "single mums" started getting attention better than the Singles?

Moral lesson. No man wants to End up with an "AFTER 1" based on the disadvantages/circumstances that surrounds it. Ask the experienced ones.
It might be easy for the lovey-dovey guys to say, yes they can. but in reality, most of these guys gets fed up along the way.
It takes only the grace of God, extreme Maturity and a strong love for a Man to accept a single mum without any future complications thereafter.
Ladies, use your head. Don't put a permanent stain on your future!

lol. isnt that better than all the mugus that kept commenting on the same female pictures and these ladies behaves as if they dont exist. worse still some of the ladies might just reply/thank only the last guy who commented on the picture after several mugus don comment and ignored.

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falconey:


Personally I won't like my wife doing some hard and stressful work, that's my thing.

Perfect. no one wants stress for his beloved wife, but that is supposed to come from you and not her i.e you are supposed to be the one trying to stop her from working when she keeps insisting on doing so and not the other way round.

@OP. u married a lazy woman. pray things goes normal financially for you now and always or else you go hear am.

2sureguy1:
I blame our government 4 makin u jobless.......& ur parents silly mistake 4 nt gettin rid of u wen u were young rada dan becomin nuisance 2 d society, rememba a bastard wil always b a bastard, go and trace ur lineage.





Jobless id*ot turning himself 2 nairaland hero

Usually I dont do this but since you have proven to be an A$$hole, then maybe I should place you exactly where you belong.
Firstly, let me ask u. what do you do for a living? are you employed? lie make thunder fire your wretched destiny. u look like those nonentity that normally stands close to the ATM waiting for someone to withdraw cash so they can beg for a token.
blaming the government for my sake looks kinda funny, i am not even home. why not blame them for your own sake? apoda, what have you achieved yet? what do u own? what have you gained? u mor*n, u dont know me, dont ever judge me or say what u don't know about me.

Secondly. Yorubas will say Omo osan nii ko pompo ba iya e... prodigal nuisance like you are the main reasons why some poor innocent parents are being mocked and been disgraced.
I guess either your parents didnt give u enough coaching, they didnt give you at all or probably they did and u refused to digest them. if u were trained enough and you complied, u will never dare mention other people's parents into an argument. Situation like this arises from childbirth, when you neglet your children and don't bother to give them proper home training. they wil surely bring you results by bringing you the best of embarassment you deserve. young boy, you are stvpid and I ll definitely send u home to your folks tonight.

I wont really refer to u as a bas.tard. Mainly because your dad conntributed into the spe.rm donation alongside other men before your pregnancy could hold. if u doubt it, ask your mum. u wey dem suppose use your pregnancy do menstruation, u com dey call another person names. Dont u understand, u behave like an animal without control. the fact that you bark at almost every nairalander makes me wonder what kind of dog breed u really are. A dog in human skin.
them never slap you before? by the time they do, all this one wey u dey behave like someone wey dem swear for, e go clear for your eye. e-diot.. elete ponmo

u are not just a childish nuisance, but a very stvpid rotten uncultured prodigal bastard with no home training whatsoever. ode buruku.

I despise growing-up rascals like this mor*n. they make me sick. I hope you v got some siblings cos if you are the only child in the family, then am sorry, your parents havent really given birth yet o. you are as useless as a stillbirth. u v just shown us all the exact way u behave at home, or probably the way your parents do, so I guess you wish to practice it with the people you meet online. congrats boy, u have eventually taken after your Dad. I am sure he will be proud of u now. I spit on your head. bloody f**l.

The OP asked a question. Next time when u are being quoted for being so mean, don't take it personal like a bloody monkey. We know u are a typical animal but it doesnt kill if you act like a human once a while. I don talk my own and I have landed. If u like, jump inside the lagoon, I don't care.

Dear Nairalanders.. sorry if I contributed into derailing the thread. It s high time I let go of the doggy's chain and let it bark around till it gets tired. Peace