₦airaland Forum

Anny69:
I have all those qualities except I'm not into tech or med. And I'm taken.

Taken for granted

Samantha124:
Funny enough, I also see nothing special with Nigerian guys...😂😂😂

It's actually not any fault of yours...the blame is all on our govt here,for real

Just letting you know there's nothing special about south African girls. Naija guys in southy dey fall ma hand aswear

Samantha124:
How do you approach a village girl?😂😂😂

So,south African ladies are trophies for Nigerian guys,right?. I honestly don't blame you,I blame those guys suffering from complex. I for one would approach a southy gal dsame way I'd approach a village gal here in Nigeria because I'm the trophy

Samantha124:
Since you said you suspected that I have something against Nigerian men, I thought I should be honest with you.

I told you the truth and now you say it's nonsense..🤦🤦🤦

Sure, not all Nigerians are bad, but the good ones don't walk around with a writing on their foreheads stating that they're good... So it's better to be safe than sorry.. I don't want to be used for rituals.. .. if I get killed, I'd prefer that it be a South African.

But I don't hate you guys, I just have this fear of the unknown when it comes to Nigerian men... I prefer talking to you guys from a distance.. .. I have no issues with your ladies though.

Just be yourself if you want to buy an SA woman's love, unless you find yourself attracted to one of those broke SA gold diggers who'd always want you to spend on them.

Wike don get self-contained apartment for aso villa??

Oga,una two dey fvck Why u dey avoid this crucial question

This is simple na. As soon as you get to Nigeria go with her to a lab and run all necessary tests,do yours too so she wouldn't be suspicious of anything.

How did you visit a lady 9times in a space of 4 months,sorry to ask,are u that jobless??

Jeeeeesssssuuuu

OkayDaddy:
It is unfortunate that the mother of this Okoye twins didn't give birth to a single sensible child. Peter, Paul and Jude are very senseless.

That is the definition of witchcraft

CartelKenneth:
Life is Fucking cruel I swear
Nobody should enjoy anything if everybody cannot

What if she(your SIL) does not feel the same way about you after making your move. Your guess is as good as mine.....oga,die it

Something must kill a man. Yours might be gonorrhea,so embrace it with both arms

Esther 3star general don show u shege

Lmao....u don pay her pension

kenafrica:
It happened to me yesterday, I was driving and trying to transfer fund from one of my account another and I realized I transferred N10,000 to my ex girlfriend when I got home.

Why can't you marry her?

Warl0ck:
Pls help;
There is this particular girl that i love but i am sure i wont marry her.

I only like her for dating but not for marriage.

In the other hand, i dont want her to date or marry another nigga.

What do i do now?

I dont want to marry her and dont want another guy to marry her.

Comprehension is far from you. How did you even type all these thinking you're making sense? Your retired ageing mum took a loan to send you to Dubai and you are here talking about being a man,if he was a man he would have raised the money all by himself and not put the old woman in debt,haba....stop forming woke at every chance abeg

martyns303:
I don’t like how you write, but I am going to reply nonetheless. I know your type, the black tax. As soon as a relative travels abroad, or is doing well, you guys will start sucking the person dry, swear that the guy never reached out or assisted you and mom in anyway, shape or form. That he never sent any money home. Have you bothered how he’s faring in Dubai? I stayed briefly in Dubai for a short course, do you know how tough it is to get a job as a Nigerian in Dubai?

Just because he’s not pouring every dime he made on you, that has made him a simp. About him bringing his wife to Dubai, bros! You do realize your brother have his own life to live right? So he shouldn’t bring his WIFE, he should have looked for another wife in Dubai or what? All that story of the wife not checking on you guys is just an attempt at giving a dog a bad name to hang it.

So he sent his wife to Germany, with the hope of joining her. My good friend sent his wife to the U.K. while he’s in Nigeria, she went and studied nursing, and now he’s gone to join her. Your brother had a good plan, unfortunately he got a bad wife, how does that make him a simp, is he the first man to send or bring a wife abroad and the woman starts misbehaving?

As someone who’s the breadwinner, I can totally understand your brother, at some point he has to look out for himself because if doesn’t, you guys will kill him with black tax and your sense of over entitlement.

There are no rules. It's a 50/50 thing,it might work out or otherwise.,..if it works out,thank God and if it doesn't,don't blame it on ur age or the innocent gal.

What Desmond doesn't understand is that with this his 'cry me a river' attitude lately, he's actually loosing his little potential votes

Walking side by side with portable should top the list of a thousand ways to die

Day just dey break for your side abi...e go soon clear

Omo,money men dem dey this platform o....God abeg o,I dey next in line for dat big thing.

Wike suffers acute mouth-diarrhea.

I doubt this news. What will now be the fate of El rufai and Ganduje that were globe throttling with him ever since he began his campaign?

With this ur big belle,those wey dey pay for ur webcam videos dey try.

I think decency is relative.

..,..and nairaland no dey open for any other country abi?

Peritome:
I noticed too. He might have joined the Japa gang.

My dear,if you don't have any proof to back up your claims please don't tell your friend about it.

She wanted marriage,but I wasn't ready for such commitment around then. I still miss her though.

Only you by ric hassani should be on this list

efembaba:
It's the season of love!

I have compiled a list of the VERY BEST ever love songs to come out of our country in the past 20 years.

In no particular order, here you go. (Feel free to add the ones I missed)


Forever by Psquare
Ololufe by Wande Coal
African Queen by 2 face
Fall in love by D banj
Awelewa by Kunle Afolayan
Strong Thing by Banky W
Forever by Paul Play
Roju by Chike
Iyawo mi by Timi Dakolo
Olomi by Tosin Martins
Angel of my life by Paul Play
Holla at your boy by Wizkid
On the low by Burna Boy
Aye by Davido
Orente by Adekunle Gold
I love you by P Square
Ololufe by Flavour ft Chidinma
Olufunmi by Style Plus
True love by 2 Face
Promise by Simi and Adekunle Gold

(These are the very best of the best love tracks to have come out of Nigeria in the past 20 years. Do you think there are some more?)

Guy,no vex o,but I just wan ask you this question,aboki no deserve 'fresh kpekus'?

Zeal0000007:
Pals wonders shall never end, my woman stays distance off me, but I visit often same with her, infact she prefers me coming over, as we are preparing to settle down together.

One of those days in my apartment during our little gossips, my gal told me about this her neighbour that is into sexing a particular "aboki" guy those ones that patch and sew torn cloths on the streets, I was very shock . she told me she has witness it twice she couldn't believe her eyes.

Infact that she has lost respect and love she had for the gal, how can she stoop so low in having relationship with an aboki, people that barely bath, most of the them are very dirty and smelling, what could have pushed her into that.

Me from where i was, was speechless as well cos I know the gal, this gal in question fine die, fair , very fresh like today bread lol thick with elevated backside, she's indeed my kind of woman, infact the gal too fine and she happened to be Igbo by tribe and she should be 21 to 24yrs still young. I use to see her as someone that is classic because of her dressing whenever I visit my gal, she appears elegant always, no way she couldn't have had better taste for guys, yet I didn't still believe my gal.

on a particular fateful day I went to my gal's place to check on her since her phone was switched off, I didn't see her I decided to wait a little outside. Behold my doubt was cleared while waiting, I saw the So called aboki with his sewing machine coming to the gal's house and no one was around cos it was in the morning but the gal was inside. The gal coming outside sighted me I did as if nothing concern me , I was sighting the gal. After greeting each other she brought some cloths and gave to him, aboki while sewing was entering the room and coming out, to and fro.

I was like make I see the end of this, behold after sewing aboki went inside finally for like 30mins, another neighbour of her's came back saw the sewing machine outside and the owner was no way to be found, the guy just nodded his head and smile in disappointment and looked at me and I smiled back.

After the fun time aboki came out sweating and looking tired, he must have had alot of fun, the charges for the job on the cloths wasn't paid instead the aboki guy with his dirty body had to gift her some money, what I'm I saying ? Of course they're boyfriend and gal friend, I heard he the aboki visits like 2 to 3 times a week.

If someone ever told me someone like that gal ever friended aboki I will doubt, but what's my concern the guy is having fun of his life , with fresh kpekus as u guys call it, what many guys cannot do aboki is doing it lol.

But take home question for me was that ,
1. why stoop that low, despite her beauty , she would have gotten a guy with a flashy car and beautiful things of life, like the way other gals could think.
2.Could it be that this guy is there just to solve her sexual urge problems and available whenever she needs him since he's always on the street ?
3. Could it be that she has a serious boyfriend outside who is not aware of this extra relationship, and providing he daily needs while this one is seriously servicing her ?

4. Could it be that she's trying to solve her fantasy, I learnt that core Muslims like that aboki are uncircumcised perhaps she wanted to have a fair share with experience and then keep one to herself by having uncircumcised dick digging her.
5. Could it be a syndrome problem that she needs to fight against.
6. Could it be that her friends are into it. ?
7. Lastly could it be that she has suffer heartbreak from so-called more responsible and civilized guys so she had to settle for aboki.

Note: pls this post is not to depict or drag any religion or tribe, be civilized in your comments while you share your thoughts and experiences.