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Crime › Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested Over Murder Of FUT Minna Lecturer by tesuto1(m): 12:29pm On Nov 01, 2023
Samantha124:
I'm not a guy... undecided undecided undecided
I know,bro
Crime › Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested Over Murder Of FUT Minna Lecturer by tesuto1(m): 8:24am On Nov 01, 2023
Samantha124:
Is your police that incompetent to a point that you're already thinking that a 14 years old child will escape from a holding cell or wherever she'll be locked in?
I really don't like it when people try to make sense in every given instance. A juvenile just committed a premeditated murder and because she's 14 you want her identity hidden for what reason exactly? If it's a case of manslaughter you might have a point but guy dis is a case of murder,haba na. Abeg no just vex me dis morning o
Romance › Re: Where Do I Start From This by tesuto1(m): 7:48am On Oct 10, 2023
CarlosTheJackal:
Don't mind that junkie asking stupid question
Bro,those questions are not stupid. A 'junkie' just proffered a very good solution to help him out of this state of unemployment that you a 'non-junkie' couldn't put together. What you people don't know is people pay heavily for ideas like this. It's best to teach people how to fish instead of giving them actual fish. Appreciate good heart when you see one and stop attacking people's choices of lifestyle thinking you are any better.
Career › Re: Please Advise Me On Which Certification To Get by tesuto1(m): 3:24pm On Sep 08, 2023
Wait,am I missing something? Do you need any other certification to run for public posts order than you degree and nysc discharge certificate?
Romance › Re: Should I Allow My Womanizing Friend Date My Sister by tesuto1(m): 1:38pm On Aug 28, 2023
Your friend has no good intentions for your sister. If he has,he would have carried you along right from the onset not this hide and seek he's doing with her
Romance › Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by tesuto1(m): 10:53am On Aug 24, 2023
addmole:
She was not a virgin before I MARRIED HER. Infact I know her ex. Though she doesn't cheat on me. She loves to be alone, make money, cruise, vibes with her friends, family. But not with me. Dont cuddle her, don't tickle, don't laugh with her. She gets angry with every little thing. Doesnt apologise. I once cheated on her but apologised. But now, she's starving me of sex, coupled with the height of disrespect from her. Last time I CALLED her elder brother about our frequent quarells. He just said he would talk to her. But he never did. Her mother shouted at me, if i wanted to divorce her, i should go ahead. So much quarells. I am tired. She even left the family prayer whatsapp group i created. OMO, I don't know what to do. I am just tired.
oga,japa na. You need to start afresh in a new environment. Don't worry about your children,I'm sure they'll be alright. If you be her house boy sef e no suppose bad reach dis level.
Politics › Re: Cabinet List: Muslim Leaders Storm Lagos Assembly Over Sanwo-Olu’s Lopsidedness by tesuto1(m): 9:24am On Aug 17, 2023
These people can be very funny. They can even protest against having a Christian as CAN president.
Romance › Re: Where Can I Find This Kind of Girl by tesuto1(m): 9:28pm On Aug 12, 2023
Anny69:
It's impossible. tongue
Never say never my dear
Romance › Re: Where Can I Find This Kind of Girl by tesuto1(m): 8:01pm On Aug 11, 2023
Anny69:
grin I'm someone's possession.
you know I can dispossess him of his possession so I can possess my possession
Romance › Re: Where Can I Find This Kind of Girl by tesuto1(m): 10:58pm On Aug 10, 2023
Anny69:
I have all those qualities except I'm not into tech or med. And I'm taken. grin grin
Taken for grantedhuh
Romance › Re: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by tesuto1(m): 11:56am On Aug 08, 2023
Samantha124:
Funny enough, I also see nothing special with Nigerian guys...😂😂😂
It's actually not any fault of yours...the blame is all on our govt here,for real
Romance › Re: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by tesuto1(m): 11:44am On Aug 08, 2023
Just letting you know there's nothing special about south African girls. Naija guys in southy dey fall ma hand aswear
Samantha124:
How do you approach a village girl?😂😂😂
Romance › Re: SA Girl States Why She Is Terribly "In Love" With Nigerian Men (video) by tesuto1(m): 7:52am On Aug 08, 2023
So,south African ladies are trophies for Nigerian guys,right?. I honestly don't blame you,I blame those guys suffering from complex. I for one would approach a southy gal dsame way I'd approach a village gal here in Nigeria because I'm the trophy
Samantha124:
Since you said you suspected that I have something against Nigerian men, I thought I should be honest with you.

I told you the truth and now you say it's nonsense..🤦🤦🤦

Sure, not all Nigerians are bad, but the good ones don't walk around with a writing on their foreheads stating that they're good... So it's better to be safe than sorry.. I don't want to be used for rituals.. grin grin grin.. if I get killed, I'd prefer that it be a South African.

But I don't hate you guys, I just have this fear of the unknown when it comes to Nigerian men... I prefer talking to you guys from a distance.. grin grin grin.. I have no issues with your ladies though.

Just be yourself if you want to buy an SA woman's love, unless you find yourself attracted to one of those broke SA gold diggers who'd always want you to spend on them.
Politics › Re: PDP G-5 Governors Visit Tinubu (Video, Photos) by tesuto1(m): 6:08pm On Jun 08, 2023
Wike don get self-contained apartment for aso villa??
Romance › Re: This Is Why I Don't Talk To My Boss Anymore. Did I Do The Right Thing? by tesuto1(m): 8:16am On May 05, 2023
Oga,una two dey fvckhuh Why u dey avoid this crucial questionhuh
Family › Re: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by tesuto1(m): 6:19pm On May 04, 2023
This is simple na. As soon as you get to Nigeria go with her to a lab and run all necessary tests,do yours too so she wouldn't be suspicious of anything.
Romance › Re: She Sent dis 2 Me On Facebook Due 2 Litle Misunderstanding how should I reply by tesuto1(m): 11:33am On Apr 22, 2023
How did you visit a lady 9times in a space of 4 months,sorry to ask,are u that jobless??
Celebrities › Re: Marry Your Mother If You Can't Trust Your Wife - Peter Okoye by tesuto1(m): 10:56am On Apr 15, 2023
Jeeeeesssssuuuu shocked shocked shocked
OkayDaddy:
It is unfortunate that the mother of this Okoye twins didn't give birth to a single sensible child. Peter, Paul and Jude are very senseless.
Romance › Re: Wedding Photos Of Kwoyela Derrick ‘Taller’ & Kahboh Patience by tesuto1(m): 12:44pm On Apr 13, 2023
That is the definition of witchcraft
CartelKenneth:
Life is Fucking cruel I swear
Nobody should enjoy anything if everybody cannot
Family › Re: Help! My Sister In-law Is Seducing Me by tesuto1(m): 4:43pm On Apr 12, 2023
What if she(your SIL) does not feel the same way about you after making your move. Your guess is as good as mine.....oga,die it
Romance › Re: Can You Have Sex With A Girl That Has Gonorrea by tesuto1(m): 4:20am On Apr 12, 2023
Something must kill a man. Yours might be gonorrhea,so embrace it with both arms
Romance › Re: The Girl I Love Just Broke My Heart In Such A Despicable Way(pictures) by tesuto1(m): 10:06pm On Mar 30, 2023
Esther 3star general don show u shege
Business › Re: Have You Ever Transferred Money To The Wrong Account? by tesuto1(m): 3:16pm On Mar 30, 2023
Lmao....u don pay her pension
kenafrica:
It happened to me yesterday, I was driving and trying to transfer fund from one of my account another and I realized I transferred N10,000 to my ex girlfriend when I got home.
Romance › Re: I Dont Wanna Marry Her Neither Do I Want Guys To Take Her!!! by tesuto1(m): 10:56am On Mar 20, 2023
Why can't you marry her?
Warl0ck:
Pls help;
There is this particular girl that i love but i am sure i wont marry her.

I only like her for dating but not for marriage.

In the other hand, i dont want her to date or marry another nigga.

What do i do now?

I dont want to marry her and dont want another guy to marry her.
Romance › Re: To All Japa Guys"dont You Ever Make This Mistake" by tesuto1(m): 8:08am On Mar 17, 2023
Comprehension is far from you. How did you even type all these thinking you're making sense? Your retired ageing mum took a loan to send you to Dubai and you are here talking about being a man,if he was a man he would have raised the money all by himself and not put the old woman in debt,haba....stop forming woke at every chance abeg
martyns303:
I don’t like how you write, but I am going to reply nonetheless. I know your type, the black tax. As soon as a relative travels abroad, or is doing well, you guys will start sucking the person dry, swear that the guy never reached out or assisted you and mom in anyway, shape or form. That he never sent any money home. Have you bothered how he’s faring in Dubai? I stayed briefly in Dubai for a short course, do you know how tough it is to get a job as a Nigerian in Dubai?

Just because he’s not pouring every dime he made on you, that has made him a simp. About him bringing his wife to Dubai, bros! You do realize your brother have his own life to live right? So he shouldn’t bring his WIFE, he should have looked for another wife in Dubai or what? All that story of the wife not checking on you guys is just an attempt at giving a dog a bad name to hang it.

So he sent his wife to Germany, with the hope of joining her. My good friend sent his wife to the U.K. while he’s in Nigeria, she went and studied nursing, and now he’s gone to join her. Your brother had a good plan, unfortunately he got a bad wife, how does that make him a simp, is he the first man to send or bring a wife abroad and the woman starts misbehaving?

As someone who’s the breadwinner, I can totally understand your brother, at some point he has to look out for himself because if doesn’t, you guys will kill him with black tax and your sense of over entitlement.
Romance › Re: Advise Needed Pls, I Am Planning To Start A Family by tesuto1(m): 11:30am On Mar 11, 2023
There are no rules. It's a 50/50 thing,it might work out or otherwise.,..if it works out,thank God and if it doesn't,don't blame it on ur age or the innocent gal.
Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot: I Apologise For Calling Everybody Children by tesuto1(m): 9:15am On Mar 11, 2023
What Desmond doesn't understand is that with this his 'cry me a river' attitude lately, he's actually loosing his little potential votes grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Portable Heads To Court After His Old Friends Attacked Him And His Sister by tesuto1(m): 7:12pm On Mar 10, 2023
Walking side by side with portable should top the list of a thousand ways to die
Politics › Re: The Hatred For Me Is Too Much, Desmond Elliot Cries Out by tesuto1(m): 11:15am On Mar 10, 2023
grin grin grin Day just dey break for your side abi...e go soon clear

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