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a welcome development.GEJ has always been the frontier of every leap we take into a new horizon as an emerging economic world power.what a visionary leader,grinding out results amidst opposition forces. gat diz for u haters;u can kiss jona's rice sh*tin ass.
in oda news,how do i quote more than one comment at a time(already quote comment).

in planet Mars,there is nothing wrong with it. buh in this part of the universe(earth),in 9ja for that mata!,mehn! everything is wrong with it o!.mògbé!;wife comes back 4rm work and the man b like,welcomw sweet,collect her hand bag,her 1.5feet tall cover shoes and her jacket and off he goes to the bedroom,drops her stuff and zooms into the bathroom,u know na!,then with a stout voice(bass);sweet!, bathing water is ready.still on the mata,he appears in the kitchen,4rm the kitchen to the dinning and finally in the bedroom again,this time with a big grin on his face,and he goes;honey dinner is served,lets go to the dinning...whole thing sounds wacky and tastes sheety.ONLY MEN IN CENTURIES TO COME(30th century)CAN DO THAT BRO.

Generalkorex: let the competition begins

remove the 's' in front of begin.itz begin in this context,not 'begins'.

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Neldrizzy: Watin Holland and Brazil play yesterday?

confirm 4rm shekau 4 sambisa forest.

has any one recieved the qualification confirmation from the council of elders?.

yet to register?...visit the link below.


http://registration.gulderultimatesearch.tv

itz probably the worst ever and the worst there'll be

u just said he is ur EX,that means u have moved on.i'll advice u stick to that and 4get what ever stunt he is trying to pull to get u laid cos that's all he wants.ma 1kobo though

Heycube: How to know if the Witches in your Village are truely following you!
* If you are downloading a file of
5GB data and it Fails at 99%...
* If you buy a bold5 for 90k today and the next day the price drops to 20k...
* You win 100millon, u put am 4 bank, next
week d bank
declare bankrupt...
* Your first day in a restaurant, after eating fish, the bone hang for your
throat...
* If after working for 30 days, you got fired without salary...
* After selling your fathers property to go abroad, and you
still got deported few weeks later...
* If you take expo into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting...
* If after 6 abortions and d guy still ends up not marrying
you...
* If you submit expo with your answer sheet...
* When ur friend wey just come back from America give u cheque & did not remember to sign before going back... .
Finally, If you are not laughing... then the
witches in ur
village are truly following u!!!

Dude gat me cracking ma ribs...like sh*t,diz can't happen.veryyyyyy funny bro

goalburner: Where are the photos?

Ask Google

Have never xperienced such consistency in power supply in naija b4.Here in Awka(deeper live axis),it's 20hrs-22hrs on...blasting p-square's Testimony on ma LG HT.

[b][/b]OGOLOGO OKWU ADIRO N'UKA NGBEDE(long sermons are not needed in evening services)
Mean:4get the long story and go straight to the point

mehn d scores gat me feeling sorry for Brazil.eyaaah!

MzMariah: Lol. they will lynch you if they see this your post o

but na d koko b dat.lmao!

spending tax payers moni,ndi anambra's moni on doz thieving legislators.komon obi4,i xpected u to do beta dan diz,we have issue that requires urgent financial attention in this state,not spending our moni on doz mediocres.

in the next dictionary edition,we'll have stuffs like;
Words = Synonyms

1) Girls = Moni
2) Boys = Cheats

Oxford dic. users take note...

Neldrizzy: and this rilly got mee laffing..... Lollllll bro pls give d permission 2 copy and paste dis ur comment, myy Facebook, BBM and Whatssap friends need 2 read this....

u gat ma permission bro,ride on.

Tinubu and his apprentices...na Gej fault abi?.where APC cyber-rats dey?

see her mouth like 'rich cheat cos a poor faithful will cheat one day'.women wey no know watin dem want,give her dangote,d next thing na to go dey f*ck hin gateman.ok kon give her gateman,she go dey die for Adenuga.women na confused 'entities'.na only dia ears and eyes dey function for dat dia empty head,dia brain don turn mucus finish ontop shawama,dstv channel E!,pinging.watin fit 'most of dem na to discharge dem sharp sharp after u nack dem akpako. just follow 2face foot steps incase u want get family kon still dey nack akpako freely.

MzMariah: We all know what girls/women are

what are they,...?

Onlinebizexpert: start online importation, quote me if interested

u've been quoted...

na dolce abi gabbana go pay 4 all diz head ache;bend neck,bream leg,twist ankle...jst to take photo.i don turm model b dat na

now no be FG go pay dem billions,na the poor masses one naira,fifty kobo dem need to readdress uni wahala.hope say fagge dey see/hear watin dey shelle.make him dey prepare 4 anoda strike oo!.

Odenigbo Aroli: You are wasting your precious time;he hates Anambra and wish we never progress.

i pity him cos he can not stop d wind of progress blowing across Anambra state ryt now.

FreeGlobe: what is this nonsense?

must u say something?!,but even if u have to,does it have to this rubbish coming out ur leaking mouth?!.nigga pls get a life

seem diz senator/his informant has alot of valuable info which the FG and its security forces doesn't have.i think they shld be brought in for questioning,ah mean hw did they and where did they get d video...

Yomieluv: Best is to stay off,many can't pass the test...seems you talking about me,though not married,but have an Ex,that we chat on whatsapp,next thing,I went to see her,she was excited,one thing led to another,before you know it,clothes started flying off,till we got down..funniest things,she knows my fiancee,and I see her fiancee on her whatsapp dp...guess what-tonite,we are seeing again..fiancee is in school,and am bored....Am I a cheat?

No!, u ar a cheeter,just keep chasing the antelop to God knws where,abyss maybe.

na only bees and snakes waka come oo!,na hin boko haram don dey share themselves...this na to tell u say that dia is God oo!

@OP.we need pple lyk u on nairaland,we really need to get messages lyk diz across to our sis out dia.Nyz piece.

ANAMBRA-Peter Obi. Average

4 doz wey d msg dey pain why una click d thread?,abeg make una go die!,watin make una no join goats & cows 4 slaughter cut una throats 2day?.abeg make una disappear make pple wey dey alife celebrate wit mr presido jor.
Merry xmas 2u sir!