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4 doz wey d msg dey pain why una click d thread?,abeg make una go die!,watin make una no join goats & cows 4 slaughter cut una throats 2day?.abeg make una disappear make pple wey dey alife celebrate wit mr presido jor.

Shout out to all men making them chickens and goats bleed and ofcuz to ma african queens crying in d kitchen 4 inflicting pains on onion bulbs,u ar so on point ladies.
No fit 4get our NL E-warlords,gat luv 4u guys,but hey!watch ur backs b4 u get ur asses smoked by GEJ's 'snipers'[baba]because una go soon turn d 1000 e-politicians.
Just dey troway 4d mods esp.romance,politics.biz,tech & jokes section.khp up d gud work.
Repin d entire NL family,u guys ar wonderful,wat wld one hav done wit out u guys.luv u all.
A big merry oh! Will be bak wit xmas when GEJ retains GCFR.


**merry xmas**

Is the phone on sale in 9ja yet,if yes,where?.

Ahh! I for say na!, the OP na foreigner self. I con dey reason which kin naija guy sabi all diz things na. Me I fit do all diz things 4 ma babe, but on how she no be JULIET and me gon I no be ROMEO... KO GBADU!

NIGERIANS CAN BE SENTIMENTAL AT TIMES, FOR SANITY'S SAKE, HOW DID GEJ AND APC COME INTO?!. I BLIV THAT BY VIRTUE OF US COMMENTING ON THIS SITE THAT WE ARE LEARNED, SO LETS ACT LIKE ONE, WE MUST NOT POLITICIZE EVERYTHING ABEG!.

NIGERIANS CAN BE SENTIMENTAL AT TIMES, FOR SANITY'S SAKE, HOW DID GEJ AND APC COME INTO?!. I BLIV THAT BY VIRTUE OF US COMMENTING ON THIS SITE THAT WE ARE LEARNED, SO LETS ACT LIKE ONE, WE MUST NOT POLITICIZE EVERYTHING ABEG!.

dridowu: i cant believe ds, so u mean that the life of passengers that will board the old airplane is not important ? If YOU want to board that plane and you hear the age of d plane , what will come to your mind ? What is bad is bad. If crash occur now the next thing we will hear is " AN ACT OF GOD" wc can be prevented by just changing the plane to new one.

That the plane is 20urs old does not mean it will eventually crash the day it airlift passengers 4rm MMA. Talking 4rm a safety engr. perspective, the plane can cover the length and breadth of planet earth provided it is certified 'mechanically safe' to fly, so what's the ish abt this age thing?!
Our train and even some of our cars Don pass 20yrs without any crash/accident because they are mechanically safe.
But that one no mean say I no want make them to buy new plane 4d national carrier oo!, b4 una quote me.
#teamchangeintheAviationsector.

tensor777: That's the truth bros. Friendship is not by force.

Seconded!
#teamfriendshipnobebyforce#

Mondisweets: This is how i want to be wooed... Ekiti style

Before he even say hie to me, in fact before he even looks at me for more than 5secs he should buy me N500 recharge card.
The next day he should go and fetch water for my compound and get firewood.
Then after that he should take my father out for hot drinks and if my father approves of him then he move on to the next step
He takes my mother out to the market to buy food stuffs
If my mother is impressed then he should give me money to do my hair, if im impressed then i will take him to church
After church he will take my friends and i for shoppings
If we like what he bought then he can go back to my father to ask him for my hand in marriage
If my father accepts then he will have to come back to me then i will tell him whether i want him or not
I dont settle for less

No worry, just sidon there, soon na one snoop brother wey ur father dey call papa u go settle for. Pardon me pls, didn't mean to be rude.

Mondisweets: how dare u forget Mr Biggs

Hey! What about silver bird cinema?!

lynpetra: eeh eh,I only gave my own point of view,from experience....Only that in my own case I like the guy,I just won do small sgakara

I dig ur style dear, maturity speaks for u, 'say it as it is' and u did exactly that:this is what I call class and she(lyn) gat it, no be like sum pple wey go dey do one lie lie forming 4 here. Peace out!

imsu.boi:
judging by the recent happenings in the aviation sector, Nigerian chickens would have been more suitable.

'boi' be patriotic for once abeg!

Ride on big Joe!
#Teamjonadeywork#

Our govt doesn't pay subsidy on kerosene, so it(govt) can do little or nothing about it.

We need infrastructures (good roads, water scheme)... And not distributing gifts to some bunch of mediocre.

Waiting for confirmation from another source cos this saharareporters always Come up with awkward stories as against the real ones.
I JUST NO TRUST THEM AT ALL!

Madawaki01: what is dis one saying??never knew pple can still be dis stewpid

Were you at a point in ur life an undergraduate? If yes, I think u shouldn't have any problem coming to terms with what d guy u quoted is saying. Most of our uni lecturers are guilty of what that dude is saying.

I knw u want the best for your sis and she wants same for her self too, but sometimes what we see as our best shot may just turn out to be our worst nightmare, so if she's happy with this guy and he luvs and treats her lyk the woman she is,then so be it, after all it luv and happiness she seeks and not his financial/social status.

Nyz one OP, number 4,5 and 6,are so on point.

And who said Being an introvert is a sin? For crying out loud one can choose to live one's life the way one chooses,I mean we're adults, we have to watch our words, mind the friends we keep;bottom line, being discreet pays.

pembisco: Stop complaining! Its a private bank and so they choose how to employ their staff, get lost if you can't comply. As simple as that.

Ur father must be the owner of the bank for you to have come up with this rubbish, or are you one of the insensitive interviewers in access bank?

My heart really goes out to Melvin!, for that osu girl, eyaah For her!. Chillishi abi na Dillish deserved it buh would've loved it if Melvin had won it. Kudos to 9ja sha buh no thanks to
that osu gal.

My heart really goes out to Melvin!, for that osu girl, eyaah For her!. Chillishi abi na Chillish deserved it buh would've loved it if Melvin had won it. Kudos to 9ja sha buh no thanks to that osu gal.

This is very bad! U'll recover ur loss in Jesus name

Just pray that the next dude that will take up 4rm where Obi stopped will see things 4rm thesame dimension as Obi...GOD bless the pple of Anambra state!!!

Just passing by

Mr. Globe:
Taaaaaaaaaa. Oil in South West my foot. unless you mean red oil.

Even the red oil,na who dash dem,dey don't hav anything dat sounds lyk red let alone oil,don't giv dem credits dey don't deserve biko oo!

Is it not obvious that the south is blessed,south-east to draw a distinction,meanwhile,think it's high tym diz PARASITIC LUV AFFAIR called NIGERIA is ENDED,I mean diz affair needz a break,have to undo wat Lugard did in 1914...!

It baffles me how pple Attract life threatening attension to themselves,what does he need the escort and siren for,probably to safeguard himself 4rm thesame hoodlums whom he obviously is in their custody. Begging & yelling lyk an xmaz goat dat has been condemned 2 death;as much as I sound diz way,I remain indifferent on this issue-the innocent man shld be allowed 2 go back 2 his family,as 4 those who kidnapped him,is it not evident dat his students did...wish him quick release!!!

That human being over there is not a lady,let alone looking lyk something that resembles Rihanna