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ObiomaA: See wetin dis grammar cause

I've reported you for this... putting such a graphic image in the forum where minors frequent. I hope you get a ban for this!

samguy008: she surpose go jail

You should be punched in the head for this statement.
All you small boys that are using daddy's computer to browse...what do you know about life and parenting?

Opera Mini: I was in someone's office last week, and I noticed that a particular lady had in display in a board beside her desk, both group and individual pictures of her family members. I just wanted to ask whether such a thing is proper in the office, thanks.

Son, you've got issues.
General Managers in my office have hand drawings from their kids lovingly displayed in their corner...and you're here talking about whether it's 'proper' or not.

donofdons: [size=18pt]this man is only succesful in this nation nigeria due to the illiteracy of even the educated people.even sam loco in his comedies is a better communicator. Excessive verbosity
Can be a symptom of catatonic schizophernia and i wonder why so many people in nairaland admire this man.i guess the average iq in this country have depriciated considerably since the last time i checked or village half educate pple have taken over nairaland since blackbery access got to the village beer parlours[/size]

STFU you m0r0n. It should be obvious to anyone without a stunted IQ that Pat Obahiagbon didn't write this rubbish.

Hezron Lorraine: .let me sternly one u.that u don't believe in the ministry of a prophet doesn't make him fake.secondly,d bible warns u not to insult God's annointed or anyone in any instituted religious positions whether u believe they do God's will or not.remember.Jesus did not for once talk anyhow or call the Pharisees names even though he didn't believe in dr message.

See how terrible you fake Christians are? See how blind a deluded you 'Pastor Worshippers' are?

Matthew 23: 13

13 “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people’s faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to. [14]

15 [b]“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when you have succeeded, you make them twice as much a child of hell as you are.

16 “Woe to you, blind guides! You say, ‘If anyone swears by the temple, it means nothing; but anyone who swears by the gold of the temple is bound by that oath.’ 17 You blind fools! Which is greater: the gold, or the temple that makes the gold sacred? 18 You also say, ‘If anyone swears by the altar, it means nothing; but anyone who swears by the gift on the altar is bound by that oath.’ 19 You blind men! Which is greater: the gift, or the altar that makes the gift sacred? 20 Therefore, anyone who swears by the altar swears by it and by everything on it. 21 And anyone who swears by the temple swears by it and by the one who dwells in it. 22 And anyone who swears by heaven swears by God’s throne and by the one who sits on it.

29 “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You build tombs for the prophets and decorate the graves of the righteous. 30 And you say, ‘If we had lived in the days of our ancestors, we would not have taken part with them in shedding the blood of the prophets.’ 31 So you testify against yourselves that you are the descendants of those who murdered the prophets. 32 Go ahead, then, and complete what your ancestors started!

33 “You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell? 34 Therefore I am sending you prophets and sages and teachers. Some of them you will kill and crucify; others you will flog in your synagogues and pursue from town to town. 35 And so upon you will come all the righteous blood that has been shed on earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah son of Berekiah, whom you murdered between the temple and the altar. 36 Truly I tell you, all this will come on this generation.




You NEED to read the Bible more instead of bootlicking.

Baadal: I have one for sale.perfect condition from the united state.white colour with complete accessories.get back to me 08025220285,08095704257

I want a WiiU, not a Wii. Google will teach you the difference.

Akainzo: Very myopic view without any analytical input. SMH

When there is now a level playing field amongst all the handsets, Iphone5,SGSIII and the Z10, the determinat would now be personal preferences. If BlackBerry can get the popular apps (Skype, Netflix, Instagram, Amazon Kindle, etc) then it would come down to the user experience, stability, OS stability and capabilities of the smartphone. At this time, the Z10 would be the clear winner.

It will take YEARS for the Blackberry World to catch up the app gap with iOS and Android.
There's ZERO indication that the Z10 is more stable than iOS. User experience isn't any much better than Android or iOS, read the reviews from Engadget and theVerge for clarity.

On Average, Z10 is inferior in specs to iPhone 5 and the likes of the Galaxy Note II. Xperia Z comes out Feb 28th in the UK with much more powerful specs than the Z10...this will be followed by the HTC M7 in March...then expect the S4 in April. All these phones sport much more powerful Quad core processors, powerful GPUs, 13MP cameras, 1080p screens and bigger batteries.

There's a reason the BBRY stock price is plummeting. Wall Street realizes that RIM has not done enough...and perhaps too little too late to save themselves. Sales will not be through the roof this quarter...it will be March before the Z10 hits the all important US market and mid-April before the Q10 hits. Many consumers in developing nations will keep their OS7 devices in a desperate bid to retain BIS.

Mobile World Congress 2013 comes up in February. All the latest superphones from HTC, Sony, Motorola, LG and Nokia will be announced then. Expect that event to obliterate all public awareness/excitement on BB10.

thegoodjoehunt:

Please show me from his tweets were he attacked the West Brom fans. Hence you live in England and can read.

The only part that had a problem was were he said, Cos they doubted me and he didn't highlight who he was talking to. Later he sid he stayed at West Brom because of the fans. Does that sound as someone blsting his fans?

I truly hope Osaze is paying you well for this defense of the inexcusable.
Some of your arguments are so bereft of logic and common sense that it'd be tragic if you're doing this for free.

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Hey
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Contact me via email priyeandroid@googlemail.com

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Sam Milla: God is Good Motors Charge 2500 from Asaba to Lagos. The best news about it is that i will be on the ground not air. If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us wings.

So by that same Logic, if God wanted you to move faster than 30 km/hr He would have given you four feet or wheels?

barikay: where is your evidence? It is not enough to rush to conclusion out of hatred for the region. What about the ogoni case and the unep report? Militancy started just yesterday before then shell has been polluting the environment.

Oil bunkering has been on for well over a decade now...also theft of oil bearing flowlines.

You people will buy stolen condensate and oil and will still turn around to blame IOCs for all the pollution in the ND.

Not sure where the OP cribbed this from, but it's very amateurish and clearly done by someone who doesn't know much about tech. A few areas I need to clarify


CPU/GPU
How the heck can CPUs 'look identical'? The Z10's processor is the same S4 that came in the One X and Galaxy S 3 of mid 2012. This is to say, it's outclassed by the CPU of the iPhone 5. When it comes to the GPU part of the story, there's no contest.

Camera
As for Cameras, early reviews make it clear that the Z10's Camera is nowhere in the same league with the likes of the S3, Note II, iPhone 5 and the Lumia 920. It's just...decent. The iPhone 5 is still at the top of the pile where mobile cameras are concerned.


Screen
Z1o has a higher screen resolution and a better pixel density. Brightness pales in comparison with the iPhone 5, though, and viewing angles aren't as good (slight yellowish tinge at extreme viewing angles)

Battery
The reviews are in...and the Z10 has a disappointing battery life. You'll barely make it through a day with heavy to normal use

tampa1871: You must be a fraudster, kidnapper or a criminal to criticize why these heartless animals are being kept in custody. Any individual who violates other people's rights like that is inviting others to violate theirs. The burden of proof is on them, let them proof their innocence and they will go free. They have murdered sleep, they will never rest. They deserve no mercy.

Burden of proof is on the accused?

I feel so sorry for your parents. All that money invested In your education and still you're a dolt.

You have defrauded your parents, I'm afraid.

icon aus: What happened when Ekwueme was at the verge of clinching PDP ticket and OBJ was released from prison to stop him with the support of the ruling class Abubakar, Babangida and the likes? Just tell yourself the truth

Ekwueme was outclassed by superior politics...it's as simple as that.
Why does it really have to be PDP you guys use to achieve your aims? Can you list for me all the South Eastern presidential candidates from the other parties in Nigeria (including APGA) and their selling point?

Where were you when APGA endorsed GEJ for presidency?

Where were you when Ohaneze urged all Igbos to vote for GEJ? Why not hold your 'candidate' to task?

icon aus: It is too early to forget the war . we re witnessing the aftermath of the war today in Nigeria. What happened prior to civil war is repeating itself today and you say we should forget the civil war. Obj is not comfortable that nemesis will soon catch with him and other murderers. Can we forget the civil war when Obj and Co are still preventing igbos from getting the presidency . The war is still on . The earlier we face the reality the better for us by coming together to negotiate Nigeria or go the path of reconciliation or go our separate ways . Nigeria cannot afford to continue like until something happens . If not for the civil war lesion , Nigeria would have gone to war 3 times starting from Abiola saga to Boko wahala . OBJ is not a deep thinker and enlightened for making such statement

Nobody is 'preventing the Igbo from getting the Presidency'. It's a democracy...where are the Igbo leaders of note we're supposed to vote for? Orji Uzor Kalu? Why is there no single Governor in the South East that is spoken of with the same reverence as the likes of Fashola or even Oshiomhole? Does it have to be an Igbo Presidency before you feel appeased?

You people blather on and on about war...as someone once said "Only one who has never faced MAchine gun bullets can see war as 'fun'"

Dede1: One of the most idiotic aspects of the speech was the silly attempt to compare WWII with Britain-Nigeria\Biafra civil war. In WWII the battles were fought by independent countries and when the war ended, the combatants went back to their countries to rebuild and re-establish as they wished without little or no hindrance from opposing combatants.

However in the case of Nigeria\Biafra, the combatants remained in the same country and the so-called victors made sure vanquish never saw the rays of Sun again. Yet this goofy old fellow wants the Biafrans to forget. What a lapper.

Such an old bitter man you are, yet your ignorance is so nauseating.
In WWII, as a result of the German invasion of the Soviet Union, over 10 million Russians died...and many atrocities were committed. The Russians visited similar atrocities on the german population (albeit on a much smaller scale) and the hatred for the Germans was palpable. The whole of Eastern Europe was brought under the communist jackboot, Germany was partitioned, once-proud old nations like Poland were rendered mere vassals of the Soviet Union...and you say people just went back to 'rebuild and re-establish as they wished'?

Go find out what the Gestapo did to many frenchmen. Find out the numerous atrocities the Japanese forces carried out in China during WWII. Find out the horrific death toll the Atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki took...or the firebombing of Dresden that killed nearly 100000 people.

All these people have moved on. Israeli jews move and live freely in Germany. There are US bases in Japan and the US and Japan share close ties. German tourist walk the streets of Moscow. Japanese cars are more popular in the US than most American car brands.

people move on.

You demons want to keep sowing the seeds of hatred...shame on you!

Limaoscar: I heard It was quite a Solemn, phenominal and epoch-making occasion at the Communion service held at the Imposing Rock Cathedral Yesterday in Lagos Drawing attendance from Siblings, Octogerian Mum, The 1st Lady of Lagos State,Pastors, Representatives of Various ministries,organisations supported by HOTR and Industry Captains amongst several others from the UK and the US.

Tomorrow is the appreciation day at The Rock Cathedral. I wish Pastor Paul a very blessed Birthday and renewed energy for the work ahead.

You modern day Christians and ostentation sef...why not just say 'Christians' instead of regaling us with the lofty status and nationalities of the people in attendance?

reindeer: Well, probably works for you guys, i got an iphone 4 on O2 contract in 2011. . .was considering the iphone 5 or waiting for the iphone 5s, but then i saw and tried the nokia lumia 920 at a phones4u store and fell in love and i haven't regretted it.
For me i would say it is the best smart phone on the market now( i haven't tried the galaxy S3 though).
I know apple has a formidable PR machine but just look at total phone shipments by companies in 2012 and you'd be surprised to realise first was samsung, followed by nokia with apple trailing a distant third.
see link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21192913

That's total phone shipments...smartphones + dumbphones. When it comes to smartphones, Nokia's nowhere near Apple or Samsung.

caukerzee: Nokia has seen its self expirience a painful transition from then one of the largest cell phone manifacturers to now a 2nd rate cell phone manifacturer due to arival of RIM, iOS and the andriodOS into the cell phone market over the last 2 years. Nokia gained redemption when it began running on the Windows phone OS, but still haven't held the grounds it used to have 2 years ago. So what do you think, should Nokia switch to the andriodOS or just stick to the windows phone OS?
http://www.phonearena.com/news/Should-Nokia-switch-to-Andriod/id39063

So you think RIM entered the cell phone market recently?

LOL!

Habeebpain: @Tex. Too broke to buy a high end android phone you say? Yep I am. I'm just a twenty-one year old graduate. Plus every dime I've earned is as legal as it can be. But I sure do can maintain what I've bought. I ain't in the league of those who spend all their savings on a phone and don't even have money to subscribe.
Plus do you think just because a device is expensive makes it the best. No it doesn't. People like you are the ones that think that just because the money is there means I have to spend it on crap to earn respect. The pagani zonda is expensive, that doesn't it make it more powerful than the Chevrolet Camaro or the Dodge Charger.
A device should be bought for it's functions and not for class.
I believe you've not seen the pictures taken by a nokia 603 before. Don't worry I'll upload some. You think say na pixel dem dey use do am? Barrel chest no open door o! Na person wey get key for hand.
Oya answer this question. Is the Galaxy note II and the iPhone 5 on the same levels? Would you compare the productivity level of an iphone 5 user to that of a note II user?
What you don't know is that some of these high end phones ain't made for naija, but gullible folks like you, all in the name of trying to impress go on and purchase it. Then you start naming the things your phone can do but which you've never tried.

I no get money to buy high end android phone or iphone o, but God bless my parents sotay them help me order nexus 7 (32GB hsdpa version). If that ain't high end for you. Kiss my sorry a**!

Wetin concern me if you had someone buy you a Nexus 7?
Thank you for confirming my previous hypothesis. There is absolutely nothing wrong in owning an outdated phone or a phone that's no anywhere near cutting edge. There are people here that use cheap tecno phones and nobody criticizes their choice. There's everything wrong in using an outdated phone and then coming out to criticize users of much more powerful hardware and software that they are 'n00bs'.
You had the option of keeping your mouth shut. Exercise this option!

Habeebpain: I believe you've not seen the pictures taken by a nokia 603 before. Don't worry I'll upload some. You think say na pixel dem dey use do am? Barrel chest no open door o! Na person wey get key for hand.

No need for that, it was a budget phone from Nokia when it was released, sporting only a 5MP camera. Camera performance may be great to someone of low expectations, but it's mediocre these days.

Habeebpain: Oya answer this question. Is the Galaxy note II and the iPhone 5 on the same levels? Would you compare the productivity level of an iphone 5 user to that of a note II user?

Not sure what you mean by 'levels'. Both are high end, flagship phones. Galaxy Note II has a slightly faster CPU but the iPhone 5 has a much more powerful GPU.
There's no single benchmark for 'productivity levels' you tool! You can multitask, run Office apps and many niche apps like AutoCAD mobile on both iOS and Android so either way, all bases are covered. Note II does have a handy stylus for annotation/drawing and other stuff.
What does this have to do with the topic of discussion?

Habeebpain: What you don't know is that some of these high end phones ain't made for naija, but gullible folks like you, all in the name of trying to impress go on and purchase it. Then you start naming the things your phone can do but which you've never tried.

With the exception of LTE (which isn't available in most African countries), users in Africa can easily use all the features of these high end phones. Please stop parroting this misinformation around.
Just because you're broke, it doesn't mean people who buy high end phones are 'gullible' or use their entire life savings to buy a phone. Is that what you tell yourself at night to make yourself feel better?
When I buy a high end phone, i expect best in class performance, camera quality, video quality, cutting edge software and gaming performance. I get all those and more.

PS: I suppose you think your parents were 'gullible' for buying you a Nexus 7?

victorian: He go taya... Let him hang in there, until kim and Kanye starts living together in their 11million dollars home, even have three kids join... His eyes go clear, and he will quietly move on and remarry someone of his class.. Keep on waiting for annulment..kini big deal, sef?

Congrats...if your intention was to make yourself look like a daft broad, you achieved that aim!

victorian: Marriage is suppose to be respected and honored... In Kim's case, if u had watched their marriage episodes, Kim tried so hard to make it work.. She cried and begged kris, that all she wants to have a loving husband .But kris was so full of himself.. I too fine, I get so tall, I get triceps.... Who cares? Ifshe is travelling she tell kris.... But when kris is travelling, he simply zooms off without telling her... If u as a man, yur wife travells at will without telling u, and comes when she likes how will u feel...?..What matters most is both parties making the marriage to work... Not just one side... Haven't u heard some men , saying they rather marry an ugly girl who has the fear ofGod and knows what marriage is all about, than marrying, miss world that could be so bitchy at home... I bet u know the saying.. Kris was so annoying in behavior and sarcastic too... He mouth too bad...and he also wants to invite friends to party in their home... Which responsible married man , will still be inviting random women and men for parties at home, while Kim wanted her privacy in her own home, is that too much to ask?.. And he is also competitive in nature.. Abeg... Gone are those days, one keep on suffering in silence, because yur married... Me , I won't suffer in silence sha and be crying all nite.

Therein lies your problem...you watch their inane show religiously and swallow all the crap they want you to see.
It doesn't matter how 'happy' their marriage was. That has absolutely nothing to do with this topic. He wants an annulment on the grounds that the entire marriage was based on fraud. What does that have to do with who was the angel during the marriage again?

Jilo83: why did mercy, Rooney, Lampad, Roben etc missed penaltry.

Mercy?!

LMFAO!

Location is PHC...but I can always send it to you if we agree

Habeebpain: I don't plan to start a phone war here but some comments are just straight on crap. Symbian OS was and is still amazing. My first was the nokia N70, switched to 5800 xpress music edition and last year when I wanted to get myself a birthday gift, instead of choosing from the crappy phones in the 35-40k range, I settled for a 603 that runs the Nokia Belle OS.
I've not seen any blackberry that beats a nokia symbian phone, even the mail ish they're shouting about no special. I receive and send mails easily on my phone. The widgets nko? They're cool. Dolby digital audio update really makes listening to music cool. Same for watching movies.
Most of those screaming bb are afraid to switch to touch-screen devices, which is actually the future. I type as fast as any blackberry user. And I don't abbreviate jack. It's actually surprising that it's those who have a qwerty keypad device who still abbreviate.like seriously?The chances of nokia producing an android phone is very close to none. This os was made to break symbian's hold on the smartphone market. So producing an android phone is tantamount to accepting defeat.If they wanted to, they'll have done that instead of choosing windows os.

One major flaw spoils the windows phones. Inability to lock onto 3G.That feature is a phone killer.

I've seen very few iPhone users who are power users. By that I mean someone who uses their phone extensively. How many apps do they have on their phones? They're too damn broke to buy the quality apps the app store is known for. So if you know you've never bought an app before on your iPhone and it isn't jailbroken, please keep your mouth shut.

Sent from my Nokia 603.

Translated: "I am too broke to buy a quality iPhone or Android device, and thus i must promote the hopelessly outdated Symbian OS"

To say WP can't 'lock on to 3G' is nigh idiocy. Haba!

Nokia 603...a paltry 360 x 640 resolution, a measly 5MP camera, a small 3.5 inch screen and a crappy 1GHz single core processor...in 2013!! Not even a front facing camera for Skype or video calls! And you're a 'power user'? LMFAOOO!

In many Nigerian cultures, women went about even more unclad than some of these photos you're babbling about

Clothing, Accessories, and so on

At this point in history, the only purpose of clothing in Igboland was to cover private parts. Children are believed to have nothing to hide and are usually naked. A child may wear a string of beads around the waist for medicinal purposes or reasons. Igbo women always carried babies on their backs with a strip of clothing. A tradition that has continued until today.

In most cases, women did not have to cover the breast area. As Achebe noted on page 71 of Things Fall Apart:

She (i.e. Akueke) wore a black necklace which hung down in three coils just above her full, succulent breasts... and on her waist, four or five rows of jigida, or waist beads.
Page 103:

She (i.e. Ekwefi) began to run, holding her breats with her hands to stop them flapping noisily against her body.

Men went around with loincloths only, too.


Live and let live, OP.

nedu2000: Ezekwesili is saying all these 'cause she's И̣̣̣̥o longer in government,if she was she won't say all these......she's И̣̣̣̥o different,who doesn't know that funds are being squandered everyday

You thrice accursed m0r0n! What does this have to do with whether she's in Government or not? Someone just pointed out to you that $67billion has been largely misused and instead of taking a moment to reflect on it and ask pertinent questions of your thieving elite, you're here attacking the messenger!

People like you are a delight to the ruling PDP...you keep quiet like sheep and can easily be misdirected.

You remind me of those sheep Nigerians that forget that Boko Haram has been in existence for nearly a decade, forget the ties to Al-Qaeda, the numerous SUICIDE bombings and the attack on the UN building and insist that Boko Haram is merely 'a plot to destabilize the GEJ administration'

Sheep

Candybob: there is only one M0R0N on this site! And its you! Get a life.

I have a life...and it's far richer than your own miserable existence

[quote author=I.Joan]@justwise....
Please what exactly is your point?

Thou, Nigeria heaped this insult on herself , Norton was pretty stupid with that statement. Every country has its own problems why pick on one country's problem?[/quote]Just as Nigerians associate 'china' with cheap and low quality phones/items, some people call those scam emails 'Nigerian emails' because we're pretty famous for those.
It's part of the Urban dictionary...I'm not sure the intent was to pick on Nigeria.

As I said before

China phone --- Cheap phone
Belgium - Fairly used

According to law, every human is innocent until proven guilty. This man's guilt could not be proven as there was no concrete evidence to suggest he was a part of the plot.

Saying "he was the manager, I'm sure he must have known" is no sane argument in a court of law.

Oritsejafor is the same fellow that told his congregation that 'Uduaghan couldn't have won if God did not decree it so anybody contesting Uduaghan's election was fighting God'?
LMAO.