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[quote author=O.D.B.]SHARAP! If they want to bomb themselves back to the stone age am all for it[/quote]...because everyone who has been killed by the Boko Haram bombing in the north are Northern muslims.. Riiight.

Seriously, you're a m0r0n.

colly227: Can anyone show me where it is written that the associates in Nigeria are Nigerians or you guys mean to tell me there are no USA citizens in Nigeria that could be the associate? Please let's not be in a haste to condemn this country no matter how bad we look.

What is the most logical inference from the article?
Don't be so keen to defend your country that you forsake common sense.

Is anyone else somewhat underwhelmed with the Galaxy S III?

Not 100% pleased with some of the downsides in mine that were glossed over by nearly every single reviewers.

Onyejonchi: The problem with Nigerian is that we so much bliv in that we forgot our resposibilities as human. God promised 2 bless the work of our hand. So we must start by telling some people d truth. U went and bomb innocent people in the church and football viewing centre. What sense does that make? The north habor this people resposiple 4 all these killings. Why?

Does that mean all the kidnappers and criminals we have in the South are being 'harbored' by Southerners?

[quote author=O.D.B.]as long as its in Bauchi who cares[/quote]And 5 people 'liked' this drivel?! m0r0ns sure are coming out of the woodwork in Nigeria these days.

ayobase: We can go ahead and critisize him if he said he is not interested in declaration of assets, and not what we have concluded, ''open''!

Translation: "I have no intelligent answer for Kobojunkie and I must hedge and stall for time until she forgets and leave me alone"

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I don't think you guys read the article at all. . . You saw Nigerian and Scam and automatically jumped to conclusion. . .it is understandable of course but for once this isn't a Nigerian crime, so it is unfair to start berating Nigerians.[/quote]I don't think YOU read the article at all. These two women are the American collaborators of a Nigerian scam gang.

Feraz: ....we forgot all about anko.....
Don't think madara's gonna go like that.....

Meh, anko doesn't matter. She's already been beaten.
The next act in rhe whole saga will be the activation of the white zetsu spores on Kabuto.

Ninapha: After d election in 2011 i told pple close to me dat pple wd abuse me in 2012 to d extent it wd be embarasing but by 2013, d same pple wd speak differently cos things wd be in better shape. GEJ is a prophet whao. I love this.

You're kidding me, right? How old are you?!

I mean, among reasonable people there will always be the ultra-gullible ones...but yours take the cake!

Next2Bezee: One of a kind analysis you have here and I'm sure you'll have a hard time finding facts to support your theory.
1. If this is true, why has Tobi always been wary to Edo-Madara? When Kabuto summoned him at first as a threat and then during the war...Tobi should have run immediately to Uchiha's Madara's side to join him.

Because the Summoner CONTROLS the Edo Tensei. You think Dan would have run to the Hokage's side? Or Gaara's father run to his side?
Tobi would have been wary about Edo Madara because he knows he'd be Kabuto's puppet.

Next2Bezee: Although Life has been created in Narutoverse before(Yamato), No ability has ever been shown that i know off that let Dead ppl control the living from beyond the grave, Tobi also said he wanted to use Rinne Tensei on HIMSELF.

don't forget that that was Tobi talking in his Uchiha Madara persona. And don't forget what Edo-Madara himself said...he was wondering if it was Nagato's Rinne Tensei that had brought him back to life as planned.

See this
https://img23.narutoverse.org/mangas/naruto/02680559/02.jpg

Next2Bezee: 2. Anyone who reads Naruto would know that Tobi is a compulsive liar who claimed a false identity for over two years and more than a 100 chapters. There has also been facts disproving what he said(Jiraya stated that the Rinnegan is passed down thru generations).

See above. Madara himself strongly implied HE gave Nagato the Rinnegan.
For Madara to make that statement, and to say it was planned, it means Madara and Tobi planned the whole thing together. I can assume that handing over his Rinnegans to Nagato must only have occurred when Madara was about to die. No way would that proud Uchiha give up his eyes for nothing. Who better to oversee Nagato's development than Tobi?
Jiraiya is NOT an expert on the Rinnegan...he once considered it a myth just like the Sage of Six paths, remember?
We now know from the manga that Madara's Rinnegan was the final evolution of his Eternal Magekyou sharingan.

Next2Bezee: 4. The 9 tails just talkeed about Uchiha Madara's sharingan but didn't associate it with any1..There is no pic of Tobi there.
http://www.tenmanga.com/chapter/Naruto309/173498-3.html
Also the Bolded was really funny and don't think i need to get into that.
Trust Kishimoto to leave plot holes the size of Nigerian pot holes in his story, Uchiha Madara's association with Tobi still hasn't been explained.

That's true...but don't forget the Kyuubi seemed to recognize tobi when he yanked it out of Kushina.
You laugh at my 'clone with MAdara's memories/consciousness' suggestion but there have been far more weird stuff in the manga na.

nelly4: ok ...so she made it back then by swindling some rich lady by selling a necklace worth N400 for N5000
the business is even messed up as of today anyway

STFU if you cannot even comprehend simple English. The RAW MATERIALS were worth N400, not the necklace.

Drock4christ: Nwosu who is also the Chief Executive Officer of Guinks Investment said any of their members who failed to compile with this new order will either be prosecuted or have his goods confiscated by the association.

How legal is this? Confiscate someone's goods because he's distributing Ghanaian movies? That can be taken as theft. On what grounds can he 'prosecute' erring members sef?

Why not simply withdraw the erring party's license to distribute or something like that?

naijacloud: How exactly did dis make front page? Moderators,I hail thee o!

You're a m0r0n. So everything on the home page has to be about Otedola, Lawan, Dana etc?

gbokukueba: I have been living in Dubai for about 3 months now and each time i arrive at the Airport am always singled out of the whole travelers for document checks and routine questioning which i have no problem with but just 4 days ago i was at the metro station waiting for a train only to be accosted by some policemen asking if i have the new Emirates ID which came into effect end of last month, i said yes and handed it over to them. They started asking me some stupid questions like where i work what do i do etc, while doing a check on the authenticity of my ID . I kept asking them if there was a problem they said no that they were only doing their job while speaking Arabic and asking when they saw the way i was reacting they now invited me into their office that i should sit down. I told them i was going to call my office that am not comfortable with the way they were delaying me they just kept saying no problem that its just routine and after about 20 mins they said i can leave.

In my short stay here i have not but noticed that there is racial discrimination if you are black unlike white folks. Most of the people that violate the law here are whites and the worst they will do to them is either a fine or deportation but blacks will face the full wrath of Islamic law.

I just cant wait to leave here, don't get me wrong it is a great place to visit but not a nice place to live as a black person.

Well, when you folks were busy pushing songs like 'Maga Don Pay', 'yahoo zee' and 'I go chop your dollar' to the top of Nigerian charts, you didn't think it'd come round to bit you in the backside one day abi?

They were not being racist...all the were doing was intelligent stereotyping. when black Nigerians are frequently the most fervent illegal immigrants, why will they not pull out a scruffy looking Nigerian for further checks?

look just grin and bear it. A few weeks after the Mutallab incident I was traveling through Heathrow and I was pulled aside for a 'routine' check. I understood immediately; i fit the bill of a young, Nigerian male traveling alone and with light luggage...just like mutallab. While they were scanning my fingers for bomb residue all I did was to tell the woman with dignity that I must be restored to the head of the line to make up for this...she readily agreed of course. After 2 minutes they put me back in front of the line!

Handle situations like these with dignity and calmness...many Nigerians are quick to pull the 'racism' card at the slightest thing which usually isn't good for anyone. I know someone who started screaming 'racism' when a shopkeeper was scanning his 50 pound note. The idiot no know say dem go do that for anyone who hands in such a large note.

Darui: Even better
Tobi is short for TOBI/rama.
Uchiha Tobi is the second hokage!!!

One problem(bigger than Ibadan)
MOTIVEs??

Wrong. The biggest problem (apart from Tobirama being long dead by then) is that Tobirama is sealed in the Death God and yet Tobi's still prancing around.

codeaddict: A rock fell on the right side of Obito's face. When Tobi's mask got damaged while fighting Konan, The right half of His face was wrinkled.
Although there's no motive for Obito to hate the Leaf, he might be a container...

Tobi cannot be Obito. Obito was the same age as Kakashi so he'd be still a teenager at the time of the Uchiha massacre if he'd lived. The masked man Itachi spoke to towered above itachi.
Secondly, Tobi was present when

Darui: Tobi has no real physical body. He can detach arms like its nothing. We see white liquid(as if his hand is melting) whenever he's wounded(and blood too).
In short, obito cannot be a physical container for Tobi.
I'm not ruling anything out,mind you.

Ready, aim, dustbin

Doesn't mean he has no real physical body. I assume it's kinda like his body's an original Zetsu or something like that. Perhaps the black half is the other half of Black Zetsu?

I actually think Tobi is a creation of uchiha Madara's, brought into existence for the sole purpose of grooming Nagato to a stage where he could combine the powers of the tailed beast and use their chakra to do the Rinnegan's Rinne Tensei which would resurrect Madara himself from death (not as Edo Tensei zombie but true resurrection).

We see clues to this effect when Tobi tells Konan he gave Nagato the Rinnegan and when Tobi complains angrily that the Rinne Tensei Nagato used to resurrect the dead Konoha folks was supposed to have been used on him.
Also when Madara was Edo Tensei'd back into existence, his first assumption was that Nagato had finally grown up.

Since Tobi was present when Nagato was still a child, it's also fairly obvious that Tobi can't be Obito.

The 9 tails recognized Tobi's sharingan as that of Uchiha Madara's...likely Madara created Tobi and gave him his memories and his sharingan before he died. Certainly Tobi knows things from the uchiha scroll that could only have been read with a Rinnegan...and Tobi uses only a sharingan.

ypzilanti: These Boko Haram people, sef. Can they not be infiltrated?
I know I'm deviating from the thread, but I have a feeling that if you drop me in the middle of central northern Nigeria with just 1/10th of the 1 trillion GEJ is using for security this year, I will be able to bribe the small small omo ises in Boko Haram to let me know when the next bomb is going off...I'm just saying.

This plan will work for a while...until you run into someone who cannot be bought with money, who is into Boko haram for religious convictions. Then you will die a slow, painful death on camera and your body will be tossed outside on the streets as an example to others.

Apart from that, that's a good plan

maasoap: Pen robbery in Naija is two years maximum, be informed. Direct your anger to your constitution, executives and law makers but not to the judge.

maasoap: This thread has really exposed the reasoning ability of many of you. Majority of you are still pupils who do not know anything about their own constitution except coming to nairaland to make noise. As at today in Nigeria, the maximum sentence any pen robber can get is 2 years no matter how many charges he's found guilty of. But armed robbery in Nigeria today attract capital punishment no matter how small what you stole, and no matter what weapon you used to threaten your victim. Leave the judge alone, face your constitution. Bunch of ignorants and uninformed.

Exactly!
When you menace a civillian with a weapon in a bid to rob him/her, it is armed robbery and it is punishable by death. I don't care how little he stole...if she had N1 million on her he would have happily stole that from her.

The people blaming the judge are every bit the problem with Nigeria as out criminal political elite. By just being unintelligent you take resources that could have gone to the intelligent folks in Nigeria. Read the goddamned constitution and keep quiet

kaaycee: dis Falana of a man must be ill informed , if not he would know dat world over and in d contitutionally, ICAO recommendations, and IATA recorgnises d fact dat in d principle of seperation of Aircrafts dat VIPs which are usually d Presido and VP in any country, heads of international org. like d UN etc, kings and Queens like d saudi and britain etc are allowed a free airspace 15mins before landing and 15mins after landing. may be he should sue Oga Jona and Sambo. no be dia fault, it comes with d office as 1bn food allowance also comes with d ofis.

You must be a secondary school dropout if you can't read the OP and comprehend simple English. As it stands, nobody knows the identity of the 'VIP' and that is what Falana is demanding for.

There are too many foolish people on Nairaland.
The penalty for ARMED ROBBERY is death. It matters not how much you stole. Any small twitch and that lady could have been dead.

If he actually did use a gun, then let him be hanged without delay!

@Topic
The guy may not even be Boko Haram or even a Muslim. He could have worn it as a joke...kinda like how you can easily buy "I Love Satan" T-Shirts online...

Wholly inappropriate and 100% stupid though

[quote author=Bélla3]I have a question for all the idiots saying Gej went to brazil to dance salsa: so you are suggesting he should sit down all year round becoz 4 sure there wil be continued attacks every sunday.[/quote]You m0r0n! Your President promised an end to the attacks by june. Now we're in June it's clear he's FAILED in his promise. Shouldn't a remorseful President now focus on making good his words and actually bringing Boko Haram to justice?

YOU may have accepted the sunday-sunday bombing as a part of life now. Afterall, is that not what Jonathan advised us all to do right after the UN building bombing? However, many of us will NEVER accept this and will continue to try to push GEJ out of his complacency and heckle him until he actually does something concrete to safeguard the lives and properties of Nigerians.

Beaf: Buhari is a man of violence and bloodshed. There is not one sinew of civilisation in that man.

Says the man who was known for capering with glee anytime MEND murdered innocent Nigerians.

We all remember you crowing happily when your MEND brethren killed innocents in the Delta...we remember you calling on MEND to continue kidnapping and harassing oil workers...seems in your opinion there's something called 'good bloodshed'

Nonsense!

TechRev: A group of Northern Christians called CHAIN have blamEd the recent spate of violence in Kaduna on the recent utterances of Muhammadu Buhari which they branded as inciteful. Buhari, the CPC presidential candidate in last year's election has beenn caught up in controversial statements of late. CHAIN released the statement below;

Christian Awareness Initiative of Nigeria (CHAIN) is very concerned that Muhammadu Buhari, a resident of Kaduna city in Kaduna state has kept a loud silence in view of the series of bloody suicide attacks that greeted five churches in Kaduna this past weekend. Our concern is all the more heightened given the fact that Muhammadu Buhari was very vociferous in calling for bloodshed only a few weeks ago and when bloodshed arrived at his door steps he has chosen to keep quiet.

It would be recalled that when Buhari made his call for bloodshed between "dogs" and "baboons", Christian Awareness Initiative of Nigeria (CHAIN) warned that his comments were capable of inciting violence from sleeper cells who were waiting for his commands to strike.

At that time we had warned in a widely publicized statement carried in most Nigerian papers that "Buhari should not turn the current war on terror to a North versus South affair. When Buhari says that "Since the leaders now don’t listen to anybody but do whatever they wish, there is nothing the north can do"

We call on Nigerians to recall those words of Buhari and note how those words have incited the recent events in Kaduna. But perhaps more damning is Buhari's loud silence when all around him in Kaduna extremists are fulfilling his prophecy. Does Buhari's silence mean consent?

We wish to state that we believe that there is a direct link between the inciting rhetoric of Buhari and the recent unpsurge of violence. Furthermore, we call on Nigerians to ask themselves the following questions;

When was the last time that Buhari condemned Boko Haram or any of their attacks?

Who are those calling for the Federal Government to dialogue with Boko Haram?

When Nigerians have objectively answered the above questions,they will find that Buhari and his political party and close associates habitually keep a loud silence when it comes to condemning Boko Haram, but are most vociferous when it comes to calling for dialogue with Boko Haram. Need we say more? Nigerians should read between the lines.

Nigerians may want to cast their minds back to only a week ago when Buhari who only a few days before was using the Dana Crash to score political points travelled to Kano to celebrate and felicitate with the CBN governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, on his turbanning as Dan Majen Kano, just five days after the crash which threw the whole nation into mourning.

Buhari's comments on Shari'a just before the Shari'a riots in Kaduna in 2000 stoked the flames that ended up claiming over 2000 lives, his comments to Muslims to vote only Muslim candidates in 2003 polarized Nigeria and led to mutual distrust during the 2003 elections, his comments on lynching people stoked the post election violence that swept Northern Nigeria after the 2011 elections and finally his "dog" and "baboon....soaked in blood" rhetoric incited the recent violence in KYaduna just as the comments of Hutu politicians calling Tutsis "cockroaches" led to the ethnic cleansing that claimed 2 Million lives in Rwanda.

A slave who sees his fellow slave being buried in a shallow grave should know that he will be so buried when his own time comes if he does not escape. If Nigerians think Buhari's comments cannot lead to ethnic cleansing then they should be reminded of the recent statement by an Italian minister that what is happening in Northern Nigeria is ethnic and religious cleansing.


Pastor Caleb Ma'aji
National Coodinator,
Christian Awareness Initiative of Nigeria (CHAIN)
Kaduna.

http://www.naijapundit.com/news/kaduna-church-bombings-instigated-by-buhari-s-comments

This Pastor Caleb is a m0r0n. Is kaduna the first place where Boko Haram have been bombing? Why single out Buhari just because he's from there? Why go after Buhari with ZERO evidence and NO logical explanation when people like Bamanga Tukur who claimed that Boko Haram are fighting for justice are left unchallenged?
Doesn't this doltish pastor know that 90% of those calling for the FG to dialogue with Boko Haram are card carrying PDP members and the 'dialogue' view is one that even GEJ has expressed in the past?

First Oritsejafor then these clowns...the CAN leadership in this country is VERY dissapointing. This is what happens when folks forsake logic, concern for their fellow man and the gospel of love and start chasing money...you'll see them careful to avoid offending their FG and PDP paymasters.

silica: I just got this bb message and thought i should share it: Breaking news ........One of the persons arrested in connnection with the Zaria bombing has named Nasir El-Rufai, who hails from Zaria, as a mojor sponsor Of the attacks on Churches in the city. is El-Rufai now using his home based people to cause confusion and death of innocent people? Where are we really going to in this country? Who can we trust again? What is El-Rufai's agenda?

What kind of m0r0n will take an unsubstantiated BB broadcast and come and post it here as 'breaking news'?
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Dede1: Anambra State, in fact the entire southeast, is dismal in state of infrastructure and the reason being federal government neglect of the zone. Please could someone inform GEJ to create ministry of southeast. The zone is most affected by the civil war and since the war ended, the federal government has continued the war by starving the region of the necessary fund or allocation.

It is rascally irresponsible on the part of critics of Anambra State and southeast zone who expected the governors from the zone to perform magic. The zone has perennially led the nation in number of school leavers yet the federal government did not found it fit to increase the allocation on education to this zone. However, the same moronic federal government and jaundice-eyed El Rufia will be hearty when the government at center found it fit to push additional revenue to the northern zone for Almajiri camps that saw off Boko Haram.

...Yet you people proudly beat your chests that you voted for this same PDP Government in 2011!

You have no right to complain. As someone so inelegantly put it, STFU you sad, mean old man.

So nobody is complaining about this movie (about imminent plane crash) being "too soon" after the Dana Crash.... If na sanusi matter you no go let us hear word.

The hilarious thing is that if it was one of the big name pastors we'd have had many people here sternly warning us not to 'touch the anointed one'

Three pages in this thread and NOT ONE 'Touch not my anointed' from the usual suspects.

Hypocrites!

TheShopKeeper: In a week when the CBN lost some of its senior staff to the ill-fated plane crash, SLS should at least show some respect to the departed.
When did the chieftaincy garb became an official work attire.
It shows how power hungry SLS is?

The Dana air crash was more than a week ago...it shows how poorly educated you are.

BaBa Mike: I look forward to a time when young Nigerians would make constructive comments without being abusive. I don’t blame you. You probably were not taught at home. You can pass a message across without abusing people!

[color=#000000]Gravity is what allows a plane to traverse across the ground, for without gravity, plane would behave like a neutrally buoyant hot air balloon.
An aircraft in straight and level flight is acted upon by four forces: lift, gravity, thrust, and drag. The opposing forces balance each other; lift equals gravity and thrust equals drag.
Any inequality between thrust and drag, while maintaining straight and level flight, will result in acceleration or deceleration until the two forces again become balanced. Drag: The air resistance that tends to slow the forward movement of an airplane.
Gravity: The force that pulls all objects towards the earth. Lift: The upward force that is created by the movement of air above and below a wing. Air flows faster above the wing and slower below the wing,
creating a difference in pressure that tends to keep an airplane flying. Thrust: The force that moves a plane forward through the air. Thrust is created by a propeller or engine.
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Texazzpete , pls go home and tell your DAD that Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.

All that rhetoric and still no concrete answer to my question na. I ask you, how will 'gravity' have kept that plane moving forward enough to buy time for landing without any engine thrust?

I think everyone knows what lift, thrust, drag and gravity are. Now explain how your inane 'pilot error' observation was made.
Bottom line is that 'gravity acceleration' is not sustainable, you cannot sustain forward motion for extended periods (contrary to your claims) and I see no reason why pilot error should be considered in this matter.

Your post makes it seem like it should have been a piece of cake for the pilot to glide to the runway. That's inane.

BaBa Mike: [color=#000000]Every pilot knows, engine failures are part of the pilot curriculum. If the engine in an airplane stops, you don't stop flying. Think of it this way: What happens if the engine stops in your car? If you're on level ground you'll coast some distance. If you're going uphill, you'll come to a stop more quickly. But if you are going downhill, then gravity will keep you rolling. Same thing in an aircraft. If you lose your power, gravity provides the "motive force", if you will, to keep the air flowing over the wings. The wings don't know if the engine is running or not. What you're doing is trading your altitude for airspeed mush as a car on a hill is trading altitude for roadspeed.
The important thing to keep in mind is that, despite all of the ways people talk about, crashes are rarely caused by one thing, and that human error are what we should be worrying about.[/color]

I worry that reasonable people would look at your drunken, brainless post and take part of it as 'facts'. How can gravity keep an aircraft moving forward at speeds sufficient to provide lift?
Pilots are trained for single and dual engine failures. With a single engine failure a pilot can continue to fly on and complete the journey without much stress. With dual engine failures, the plane is practically turned to an unpowered glider and contrary to what you say, does not have such a degree of control over the flight.

I implore you to stop airing your ignorance with such confidence!

CHESSBOARD: It was my brother...not even a plan B let alone plan C. Indians Indians Indians, EEdiots

The dead co-pilot was Indian too, you m0r0n