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BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He actually means to sell this rebadged Chinese tablet for $350?!!!

Put things in Perspective

64GB Blackberry playbook = $300
16GB Google Nexus 7 (Quad Core CPU + GPU, 1280x800 IPS screen, Android 4.1) = $249
Asus Transformer Prime = $450
Asus Transformer = $399
16GB iPad 2 = $399


Why are people so eager to throw money away? This is a rebadge of any number of cheap, generic Chinese clone tablets off Alibaba which you can buy for around $179 in bulk. Why would any sensible Nigerian buy this for $350?

owabor: His mates are there fastin nd prayin for peace in d country, he is there talkin rubbish. Is he supportin boko or christians? God hav mercy on us.

I think you meant to say "his mates are there fasting and praying for the corrupt members of their congregation"

Rule of thumb: If you pastor does not devote at least 10% of his time to preach against theft and corruption, he's not a true MOG.

kingoflag: Listen, if no one has told you; YOU HAVE MENTAL ISSUES. Maybe they're scared you might bite them, maybe they've left you to your fate, or maybe theyre just as loonie as yourself but I'll tell you this, the sooner you start taking those anti-psychotic pills to let you start seeing clearer, the better for you.

So, your own god told you that when you're oppressed, just suck it up if the oppressor is a person in Authority? He told you also that its ok for your leader to eat $30,000/day meals and read N500Million Newspapers and write with $70Million stationeries while 97% of the country wallows in abject poverty and lives on less than $2/day? Your god must be on crack! Tell it that that drug is outdated and that it should move on to something more 21st Century like PCP, Meth, or Bathsalts.

Are you bloody fo*ols for real? Like, I honestly can't believe what I'm reading. You guys are the epitome of ignorance, Jesus, its so nauseating.

Let me tell you one thing: I do not know you, I do not know your standard of living, but I can bet that from your words I can accurately predict it. You can deny it all you want but I'll say this: YOURE A POOR MAN, YOU COME FROM A LINEAGE FILLED WITH POVERTY, thus you think its normal than some should be on top while you should "enjoy" the bottom sphere of society. Know how I know this? YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY OF A POOR MAN!

Sorry, to burst your bubble, but no Jesus is gonna come down on a chariot of fire drawn by pale white horses to come rescue you from your life then give you billions of dollars so you can live like your idols, you'll have to do that on your own. And, if you think GEJ and co will make policies that will give them a less grandiose lifestyle than they are now accustomed to (while uplifting that of you and yours) you are in for a rude shock. Chances are high that you will also die a poor man, and the cycle your ancestors began for you, you will leave for your generation.

You and others might think I'm vile, but the truth is your words show that youre an underachiever and have accepted that your place in society is to be at the bottom, while your mentality is that you think others deserve to be on top. SMH

Enrich your mind because it has clearly been overtaken by poverty.

Bros, I wish i could buy you a crate of ANY beer of your choice. I couldn't have put this any better myself.

mikeapollo: This is what you get when people are ignorant, shallow thinking and praise medicocrity!

The shores/coastal lines in Nigeria are under the Nigeria Inland Waterways Authority. No court order was obtained to evict the people. No alternative(s) or compensation was provided. And you sent police armed with live ammunition to go carry out an illegal action of eviciting people from a place they have been living for over 20 years. Now the people sleep in their canoes, day, night, in the sun and in the rain!
The person(governor) who sent them is to be held responsible. Fashola is a dictator and is responsbible for the deaths of some people. And he has been doing all these things against the poor people'

Check the records:
1.Demolition of poor peoples houses under the guise of road constrcution/physical development(but he did not destroy Civic Centre opposite Law School.Infact the road construction there was compromised in order to leave the building untouched because the building belongs to a very rich man
2. LASU school fees hike, and using police to suppress the students
3.Yaba Market fraud....taking over shops/stalls from poor market women and selling them to rich people
4.Lekki toll gates imposition....and using police to suppress the protests
5. Sack of 800 doctors...and using the police to disperse them forcefully from their meeting venue
7. Demolishing poor people's house at Makoko..and using police to suppress protesters.
8. Arrest, harrassment and detention without trial of poor youn boys/girls hustling to seel gala, pure water etc by the road side to survive, while criminal agbero/touts are left untouched

Fashola is the worst anti-poor people governor in the democratic history of Lagos. He wants to take that shore line and sell it to the rich.He has not done anything that benefits the poor. The projects he claims to be doing are all located in elitist areas. Nothing in Agege, Alimosho, Ikorodu areas etc where the bulk of the masses live. Only sinking boreholes and generators to water flowers/street lights. No single low cost housing estates that low income earners than rent/buy. No single new market has been built for poor women to earn a living from. Even Tinubu with all the misconceptions some people have about him, did all these things for the poor people in the grass roots. Even built more schools. How many schools has Fashola built?

When a governore wakes up in day to tell the whole world that he has sacked the whole 800 medical doctors in the state(many of whome had started practice before he became governor) and goes ahead to call them 'irresponsible' and vows not to recall them until a higher power (god-father) intervened, then we definitely have a dictator in our midst as governor!

Yet this is the person some people call 'best governor'! We must be in serious trouble as a nation.

We will continue to have bad governance with impunity in Nigeria because we have so many shallow thinking and ignorant people/followers who worship and praise mediocrity.

May God grant the soul of the poor man (this will never happen to a rich man in Ikoyi/VI e.g Civic Centre owner) rest in peace.

It is definitely a crime to be a poor man under Fashola's Lagos Govt!

EXCELLENT POST!

I may not agree that Fashola is as dismal as your post paints him, but i can say that he is not nearly the saint many folks try to paint him as.

Laws and governance in Lagos seems targeted to benefit the elites alone. That is why in lagos state the rubber-stamp House of Assembly will approve extremely draconian penalties for traffic offences all in the name of 'restoring sanity' on the roads...yet 'big men' in Lagos will routinely close down entire roads for funerals/weddings/birthday parties.

andyanders: That is my prophet. None of his words will come back unaccomplished Prophesy is to reveal to us things unknown so that we can pray over it. A land where there is no vision they perish.
Wether people like him or not, he still remain God's chosen. Even Jesus Christ suffered same faith.
Those calling him names are doing so because they are blind. I watch Emmanuel TV from home and I have received so many blessings just because I have faith in whatever he says. I have his stickers on my gate and kitchen doors and on a particular day, we bought fuel and kerosene for my car and cooking. My wife mistakenly took to the kitchen the fuel and she filled the 2 stoves with the petrol and used the stoves to cook for 2 days and also the 25 liters fuel was still besides the burning stoves while she cooked with the stoves and nothing happened.After the 2 days, my wife was to go for lectures in the morning after the children left for school, I was only left to get some food for myself from the kitchen after they left. I decided to get some food from the kitchen and decided to warm the soup. When I light the stove, it was burning just round abnormally and I had to off it with wet cloth and took the stove outside. I sprinkled a little on the floor of the compound and took the matches and sparked the matches and the the one on the floor caught fire. I ran to the kitchen only to discover that the 25 liter keg was petrol and not fuel.
If not God of T.B.Joshua, the entire house would have got burnt. I was wandering why while in the kitchen, the stoves did not explode only for it to explode outside the house. That was God.
I do not worship there but this prophet is sent to us here in Nigeria by God. so you can say anything about him, he will continue to rise from glory to glory. You can get same healing by faith wherever you are, distance is not a barrier. God is the same yesterday, today and forever more.

The funny thing is, you actually think you're a Christian

You're already 40% way into worshipping TB Joshua. I wish you good luck

logica: That's the part I was wondering. And really, a person who's merely going after you to collect a loan will not bother to go into the details of his mother "selling akara on the road-side". There's too much emotion in this attack (with defamation in mind).

So you will remain placid and cool if someone who vanishes with your cash and attempts to kill you starts mocking you on Twitter abi?

Tisa: With a good lawyer and in a normal system Jim can claim @ least N50m for damages following this publication. The money advanced was never a loan but an investment as claimed even by the complainant. From d mog shot we can see jim was charged or arrested for assault and not fraud. This woman just got herself into a deep legal mess if Jim were to pursue damages against her.

Our police sef try. How wld they ask that an investment be converted into a loan? If so then I shd also get oceanic bank, intercontinental bank, phb etc arrested cos I can change my shares into a loan (get it?). If he truly wrote the undertaken to pay then he can sue the woman in conjunction with the police cos as far as I am concerned he wrote the bond under duress in the police station ( pls be mindful also that our police is not a debt recovery agency).

If u think someone owes u I think the best person to go to is a seasoned lawyer n not first the police cos if u do that to someone that knows his rights u may not only end up losing ur moni but be asked to pay damages n other costs associated with d case.

I don't know Jim n I don't care about him but looking @ all that I can see above he has a perfect case against the woman if he cares to pursue it.

Stay blessed

You m0r0n! The mugshot clearly states CBT which is 'Criminal breach of Trust'. It's even written in the Police exhibit in the OP.
What damages can Jim Iyke bring against someone that clearly has grounds to press for Assault charges to be filed against him. Do you know what the penalty for attempted murder is?

All you Jim Iyke fans pretending not to care about him so as to appear impartial as just deceiving yourselves.

Les: and wat mak's you think dat you don't need psychiatric help as well? Imagine! Only you against millions dat includes presidents, politicians, personalities. Boy, you are a big JOKE, fo*olish OLD CARGO!

Not just him. me too!

Here are some hard questions for you
1) Shebi the original prediction mentioned the event would happen in or around a millitary barracks? Oya, why was that carefully and dishonestly edited out of the video on Youtube?

2) Shebi una talk say TB Joshua predict Dana Air crash? Oya, why is it that it is now carefully downplayed that he said the plane would crash after a terrorist attack?

3) Why is this on Youtube in the first place? Is it a form of advertisement for SCOAN? it cannot be said to have been posted there to make people pray to avert it because such predictions usually come out AFTER the so-called 'predicted event' has happened. Also since he ends all his 'prophecies' with the admonishment that people should pray to avert it, is it an admission that the prayer of him and his flock have been so far insufficient?


Oya, answer these questions or forever hold your peace!

oge4real: Got lots to ask, but my hands and mouth are tied. Wouldnt wanna go to hell because I ignorantly aired my view on a social website.

You m0r0n! The only way you would go to Hell is if you disobey God's commandments and fail to follow Jesus christ as your Lord and saviour...not if you ask hard, constructive questions about a dubious, scaremongering Pastor on Nairaland.

WHat the heck do they teach you folks in Churches these days anyway? This pastor worship must stop if not you WILL go to hell

2sexy: stupid company.... would they try this in their own country?

Did BP not record a spill off the coast of the US?

The article makes it clear that the spill was not deliberate...

jude33084: Champaign poping for those brave worriors

Intense sorrow for your English teacher!

[quote author=tpia@]Assuming this is a true story, how do you know she didnt buy the items at sale price and not the one printed on the price tag?


Some things arent adding up.

Secondly, i'm wondering why you must open thread on nl instead of discussing the matter with your wife.

Is she a nler?[/quote]I actually believe him...it's a true story. Check his posting history...he got married to a rich man's daughter in March.
https://www.nairaland.com/892242/it-right-work-ones-father
Since she's already given birth now, it's likely the pregnancy was the reason for the marriage in the first place. Perhaps

She probably has access to loads of cash, but as a man he would like to be the one providing for most of his wife's needs. It has to really irk him that her needs are seemingly beyond what his means can comfortably carry.

I can understand why he's rather unhappy.

kennidiamo: no b wife you get oo.na slut

You're a Grade-A m0r0n.

joanana: Goldie abi na Blackie be her yeye name, you fall najia babe hand too much for what? dat wugly guy prezzo , i dont know what you saw in that eeediot gut seriously. Thank God u were evicted. Plzz..... u dont belong in naija anymore , go home with prezzo, stupid girl!!!! Good riddance to bad rubbish!!!!!

decode55: @Goldie, look for d nearest wall and slam ur head into it! You're a disgrace 2 Nigerian women

All these vitriolic words at this girl...and for what? A game that isn't going to put one Naira in your pocket? A game that its entertainment value stems from sitting down in one place like a cow and watching people go about their daily lives?

Even more m0r0nic are those who claim that she 'disgraced Nigeria' and 'does not represent the average Nigerian'...Have you clowns forgotten the country you come from?

Hellooooo! Nigerians are the cowards who have and will continue to elect bad leaders, sit without complaining and then join in singing praises of their terrible leaders. The same Nigerians that mumu-ishly agreed to fuel price increases and an increase in Electricity tariffs even when there's no visible improvement in power!

As we speak, 3 Nigerian female olympic athletes have tested positive to drugs and have been banned...people who are being paid by the FG using Tax Payers money. You bunch of m0r0ns will not call them a disgrace...na person wey no send you wey una dey call 'disgrace'. Talk about misplaced priorities.

Which eyewitness was there to say that the Pilot 'ignored all warnings in a bid to rush to Abuja'? Why are Nigerians and Nigerian journalists so wicked that they would publish damaging lies like these? Why try to pin this on the Pilot who must have been given clearance to take off from the tower before flying?

You gullible people really rile me up!!

See people spouting nonsense like "GEJ is a democrat" and "Nice one GEJ"

If GEJ knew all along that Oshiomhole was an 'outstanding performer' and 'dynamic, focused and purposeful' , why did he allow his Vice President Sambo and his aide Anenih to go to Edo State and try to drum up support for a PDP challenger in a PDP traumatised state?

Rubbish.

Seun: Sir, I'm sorry, but you will be banned if you don't remove that deceptive photo and post the actual photo of the laptop.

Someone has corrected you...and pointed out where I stated that this was a sample photo. At least have the courtesy to remove/modify your post...that's well within your powers as the site admin, isn't it?

At the time of making this post, i had no photo of the laptop...posting a sample picture was simply to show folks that this was a unibody MBP and not the older, plastic versions.

mbhs139: thank you. that was a good response to a very silly post like the above. Someone even said the fine should be reduced to 5000, so that he will be able to afford it whenever he brakes the law, isn't it?

If you don't fall on the wrong side of the law, you don't have any business going to jail or being afraid. the law is only a deterent mechanism to those who will not listen. simply.

Ehen na, you for kukuma make the penalty Death by Hanging so that it is even a more effective deterrent sef. Shebi according to you and your fellow m0r0ns, draconian laws are fine if they are a deterrent to law breaking, no matter how minor?

Keep celebrating happily while the same House of Assembly members fail to pass any meaningful bills that will curb corruption in Lagos State legislative and executive arms.

mbhs139: That's the only way you can get people to comply. You have nothing to be scared of sofar you keep your side of the deal ... don't brake the law.

If there had been laws and are being implemented, we woundn't have been in this mess with our legislathieves and executhieves at all levels.

This has nothing to do with 'keeping the law' you accursed m0r0n! How the heck can you fine someone N20000 for something as nebulous as 'failure to obey traffic control'? So for example the state can fine you N20k for failing to spot an imperceptible hand gesture...and you can be sure those touts in LASTMA will try their best to abuse this system. It also means that if you mistakenly enter a poorly labeled One-way street in an area you're unfamiliar with, the state can seize your 2010 Camry you took loan to buy..even if you just drive 3 metres into the one-way street before seeing the craftily concealed signs, you're in danger of losing your vehicle PERMANENTLY!

What part of the word 'draconian' do you not understand?


Lagos needs sanity, but putting in place draconian laws that can easily be abused is just plain stoopid! And anyone who supports this insanity needs to go for psychiatric evaluation ASAP!

Pk001: A bit relieve. Though not a strong defense but acceptable. A permanent secretary can be appointed without an office regarded the person has attained the grade level. I have seen that in some states. But why this is not done is because the permanent secretary has to paid the entitlement of the office, so is like under utilisation of resources. If Patience will not be paid by Bayelsa state government then that's fine. But what is the point?

She has NOT attained the grade level...unless her case is the first one of someone being promoted on leave!

afam4eva: Then, they should stop pretending like they're interested and leave to fix our shite. I'm sure if their oil installations become threatened now they'll become our government by force. They should go and sit down abeg.

So because the US is 'interested' they should assume the functions and responsibilities of your Government, abi?

There are loads of areas they can help us with...like Intelligence, for one. While m0r0ns keep babbling about Boko Haram being tied to Atiku and Buhari, the Boko haram leaders are off trying to make alliance with Al Qaeda and Al Shabaab and purchasing cheap weapons from Libya...and the US government routinely warns the FG about these stuff.

Billyonaire: I am trying to follow up the facts, The Lagos State IPP I believe can not even power the whole of Lagos State, how can Fashola Say the Electricity was used by other States ? If the Lagos State IPP can power State, then why are we on the National Grid.

Okay, lets say the power generated by Lagos IPP was used by other States, he should be able to fact-find and know which State used the energy then reconcile with that State, its the beauty of privatization.

Its understandable that Lagos State has invested in transformer manufacturing plants, If GreenField Power Distributions COmpany is given a green light, I hope it will not become another Alpha-Beta, another LCC, another "Nations".

The issues of Land and Assets used is understandable, the Federal Government should convert all unused assets to projects that can be used by the Citizens, but handing over to Lagos right now, will be another Ikoyi, where politicians convert Federal Government houses to private use. SO I am sure, fashola and tinubu are waiting to buyer over those plots/assets and convert them to private use, as always.

I believe the generated electricity was fed into the National grid...so Fashola is asking for a refund since the power generated is not being used locally

edicolove: I don't support the move and I have my reasons but I have been reading many posts here and don't see anyone advancing any good reason why the move is bad. All I see are reactions coming from people's perception of Dame and of course, many conspiracy theories. Can someone really tell us why the move is wrong. Abdusalami's wife was a chief judge and didn't resign when her husband became president. There is nothing unconstitutional about the move. Secondly, saying the move is to chop more money is funny. She can definitely chop more money as a first lady than a perm sec. Also saying she can't speak english is also funny. 80% of government officials in north east and north west can't speak as good as Dame. So please give us a good reason why the move is wrong. Not some flimsy one. Thank you

Appointing someone who is not anywhere remotely qualified is what makes this a WRONG move. Even the Governor's aide admits that she was not nearly on the level in the civil service to qualify for this post. Someone who has been on 'leave' from the civil service since 1999 on a low grade is being made a permanent secretary and you're asking m0r0nic questions?

J12: Thank you jare. According to Nigerians, if you're the presidents wife, no public appointment for you.

A civil service appointment is supposed to be on MERIT! Jonathan ran on a campaign that "If I can make it, you too can make it", a promise that people can rise through the ranks and through adversity and make it by being good citizens.
Now his wife (who probably was no higher than a level 10) has been appointed to a position reserved for levels 15-17 officers....and you see nothing wrong with it?!!

The stupidity of the statement "If she had not been on leave of absence she would have risen to that position" is only matched by your own imbecility!

Orikinla: SHAME TO ALL HATERS AND ALL SCOFFERS.

Nigeria's Wealthiest Pastor Oyedepo Faces Citizens Outrage For ...
saharareporters.com › News & Reports › News - Cached
19 Dec 2011 – And Jesus talk about dem that dey r ipograte becus dey knw dat they r nt goin ... ...even Jesus flogged people buying and selling in the Church.

EVEN THE FOOLS AND HYPOCRITES WHO DEY BEAT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS, WIVES AND HOUSEGIRLS WERE POINTING THEIR CROOKED FINGERS ACCUSING AND CONDEMNING PASTOR OYEDEPO, WHEN I WANT HIM TO HELP ME SLAP A PARTICULAR FEMALE QUEEN ON NAIRALAND AND A MEMBER OF THE WINNERS CHAPEL IN ABUJA FOR PRACTICING ASTROLOGY ON THE INTERNET!

Shameless...your case is an interesting one indeed...and illuminating picture of how an intelligent, well educated fellow like yourself can happily forsake common sense and logic for pastor worship.

Never let me see you criticize Abati et al here again.

Any guarantee that this will not force the price of Garri upward?

So wikipedia says this Vulcan group has completed 35 transactions of up to $800 million in the 15 years the company has been operating (since 1997). Now all of a sudden, out of the blues the FG signs a $4.5 billion deal with these folks!

You just can't make this stuff up, can you?

PLease someone should tell that wesley80 clown that contrary to what the laptop wielding GEJ apologists will tell you, refineries are most often a low profit margin business that many reputable oil companies are fleeing from. Anyone who says building a refinery in Nigeria is a 'goldmine' is in urgent need of psychiatric evaluation. There's a reason why the likes of Shell, Total, Mobil, Chevron et al will not touch refineries with a 10 foot pole.

4llerbuntu: clearly you are misinformed. or you have not been paying attention.

i know microsoft has tried to clarify this point severally.

your tablets will run WIN 8 RT on ARM, desktops will run anor version. and no the apps are not compatible with the other version.

go figure

Dumbass

Win 8 on tablets will come in x86 and ARM variants. Legacy apps will run on x86 tablets.

Korrection: you dey tak as if you get shi shi for pocket

I don't know if you've got more money than I do. What I can say for sure is that you suffer from intellectual poverty which is a more virulent form of poverty.