₦airaland Forum

buddie:
I tire for u people o.i asked for a favour,and ceejay was kind enough to oblige me.why would some bunch of fools want to kill themselves for that? if by chance you idiots are bored,why not go to bed?Abi na me koba uuu?

I repeat CEEJAY IS THE MEN!!!!!

Take it or die fools !!!!!!

People are interested in teaching you how to fish, so YOu can feed YOURSELF for life, yet you're satisfied with someone just giving you a single fish?

I understand. it's far easier for you to grovel and plead abjectly for help instead of learning how to help yourself. This is the kind of attitude that has seen Nigerians fail to better themselves, fail to allow the multiplier effect spread knowledge and skill to better themselves and people around them.

Enough with the preaching. Grovel all you want, contemptible lout, but insulting people with more skill - and common sense - than you only shows you up as an idiot.

@Dual Core
You still in PH? Is MTN 3G out in PH yet?

At the end Banderas HAD to show his true colours by trying to make out that man Utd didnt play well yesterday.

Well, i'm sure your view was obscured in the stadium. Everyone else came away extremely impressed with United's play.

And just for the record, Arsenal looked ordinary because they were stifled by a superior team. Saying Derby county would have beaten the Arsenal of yesterday is just a desperate act by deluded arse-anal fans.

Banderas:
That game in my opinion isn't an indication of ManU's excellence, it's an indication of Arsenal's total capitulation on the day.

And what makes a team capitulate? booze? Were you sleeping when Anderson, Nani and Evra were running your defenders ragged?

@rasputinn
You fail to make a simple logical deduction here. if the league table and the league title are that important to you, aren't you guys supposed to show United max respect now? after all, WE are the english champions. The league is still wide open at the moment. . .

Good luck with AC Milan. . .

I agree with y'all.

PES2008 is a crappy game. It's only Nigerians that are crazy for it, it's being returned in droves in Europe.

Teamvision is totally crap. Someone beat me 6-5 using chelsea, all his goals were headers with drogba, same style, same location. I outplayed him throughout, but i just couldnt stop his crosses (i can now )

teamvisionis supposed to let your team adapt and negate repeated tricks. How the heck did i get scored 6 times via drogba's head?

This should go out to Chelsea fans

Look what they did to Mikel. if we'd gotten him, he'd be doing what Anderson is doing now.

Now look what he's turned into. In the transfer market, Mikel can't command HALF the fee Anderson is worth now.

When you used the word 'Lust' i was expecting another obasanjo-esque revelation. . .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=113390.msg1964828#msg1964828 date=1203237835]Apparently everyone else in the world but those in US are safe from being shot in classes.[/quote]Are you really a Nigerian?

Because 90% of people who went to public unis in Nigeria can tell you tales of people getting shot in exam halls, in front of school gates, bukateria and even in Church, all in the name of cult war.

I spent 6 years in a Nigerian university (thanks to Strike and Obasanjo) and i KNOW the death toll from all the cult-related clashes would definitely exceed 50.

Hell, even lecturers weren't spared the killing either.

Nairaland; Where educated people rationalise illegalities. . .

KSA should be arrested and charged with inciting the public to breach the law. How can a law enforced by Nigerian security agencies be challenged with the 'culture' angle?

Some tribes in Nigeria can talk about days when human sacrifice was part of their culture. Does that give them the right to go use one of KSA's sons for ritual?

Pathetic

Get outta here, stupid scammer.

oyb:
i think u should have said it before the 14th. . .

And spend money on her

Gamine, now you're reaping the benefits of Vista! No transformers on Mac OSX

@lynxnoon
perhaps your map would have been helpful if we knew what those pretty colours stood for

hey
Sorry i haven't been around to answer some of the questions directed at me.

Some have been truly amusing though! Of course there'll be internet access . Perhaps not in your rooms, and you won't be using them with limewire or Bittorent (sly devils ) but it's fast and free.

Sorry, no laptops will be provided for you. You pretty much have to buy yours. laptops aren't a neccessity per se, but you'll most likely wanna get one for entertainment, maybe games and also for assignments, reports etc.

You'll easily be able to afford a top-of-the-range model with your first salary, so no need rushing out to buy any crappy pentium 3 off the streets.


Sports stuff will be provided, so no need to pack a tennis racket straightaway, except you've got a special preference for yours. Indoor sports like snooker, scrabble and table tennis exist too.

Any more questions?

I like Gamine.

There! I said it!

transformers still sucks balls anyhow. . .

@Segzyjoe
I sincerely doubt the two educated Gentlemen posited anything as loony as what you just brought up.
I don't give a damn what a Nobel laurate says. Al Gore is a Nobel Laurate, does that make him absolutely correct in everything he'll say in the future?
YOU and your disciples are great examples to show that education doesn't neccessarily make one wise. You are probably either a graduate or an undergraduate, yet you're making extremely ill-thought out statements.

I sincerely care that my fellow Nigerians are not willing to use their brains to tackle issues. I despise intellectual laziness, it shouldn't have taken any time at all for you to check your wild theories concerning the catholic church and the puritans, yet you reply me trying to legitimize your silly arguments.

You have a right to air your arguments, to make your opinion known. I haven't tried to stifle you, i have not reported your post to Seun for deletion.

All i have done is to point out to you the stupidity of your words. Bite me.

@vowiski
MGS4 isn't out, silly, so there's no need talking about 'rivals' or not.
I'm smart enough not to let myself be taken by hype without reading the reviews on a $60 game.
Ever hear of Deus Ex? Excellent first game, Deux EX2 came out and it was utter crap.
Ever heard of Daikatana? Hype and no substance.

By your reaction you haven't heard of Bioshock or even Mass Effect. For you to easily dismiss the best game of last year (on any system) you've gotta be crazy.

My comments on your ignorance were about

1) Xbox division finally turned a profit for microsoft contrary to your earlier assumption
2) The Xbox 360 does not have a HDDVD drive for storing games
3) Developers have NOT indicated any prefernce for blu-ray disks.
4) Developers have indicated a preference for designing games for the xbox 360 because it's far easier to code games for it. Most multi-fomat games on PS3 and 360 look either the same or better on the 360 than the PS3. Pro Evo Soccer 2008, Turok, NBA etc are all games that look and play better on the 360 than the PS3.
5) Sony loses more money on sale of the PS3 hardware than Microsoft.
6) The Xbox 360 is far outselling the PS3 in all territories apart from japan.

All the reviews of the Game say it sucks. . .real hard.

what do girls know anyways

ceejay80s:
Which stupid league u dey,eyimba?Stop pretending how my of my software u don download?

'your software'?
I don't have a Series 60 phone, and even if i had, i wouldn't have any need for 'your' low level apps. Ditto for the NES games.
Everything you've posted here is easily available on the net.

it's a crying shame actually, that your life offline is so pathetic you seek gratitude and adulation from nairalanders to compensate. Perhaps if, like Abel, your offerings were any good, that'd be a mitigating factor. however, like Cain's, your offerings are pitiful.

I feel for you anyway. Months of boasting about your l33t skills and now you've finally started sharing (admittedly crappy) stuff, no-one seems to be in a hurry to worship at your feet.

Don't worry. I understand. It's Val's day and a loser like you must TRY to get attention any which way he can.

Blatant:
Why you come dey insult them? you sabi them before?

Yikes!! Another one!

BTW, that wasn't an insult. . .
Nigerians should learn how to appreciate intelligent discourse, and spurn senseless theories. This should ring as FALSE to any reasonably well-informed person, and it shocks me that passably educated people can believe that shyte.

many of the other solutions will work, but here's another alternative

Go to www.vixy.net and paste the youtube URl there. Select the file format and click 'convert'.

you'll get a video link you can download from easily

ceejay80s:
Super ted, Sorry texazz pit abeg i wan know if u are with me or against me.I no go upload my thing anywhere,incase u want tom & jerry or mr bean or any video just send your email and i will send them to u.Nairaland Bleep up.I no fit send pass 200kb attachment 4 nairaland.I know say dual cock,infoshit and dragfish dey feel me

you really think I need anything from YOU?

Move over, sonny boy. you're not in my league.

Nigerian price, postpaid, 1GB = N40000

South African price, postpaid, 1GB = 449 Rand = $57 = approx N7000


MTN, you thieves!!

For once Ceejay is actually DOING something, instead of mouthing off about all the L33t things he can do

Wonders will never cease.


If you really want to upload anything large, put it up on sendspace, filefront, megaupload etc for those who want 'em.

apparently hotfunmi had her head firmly buried in sand when Patricia Etteh was working her unique brand of fraud on taxpayers' nairas!!

I don't know which is worse. A raving lunatic saying a) Kennedy was assassinated because he wasn't a protestant and b) Puritans were protestants


. . .or the fact that three idiots above me actually are taking this maniac seriously.


This is why i'll ensure my kids READ WIDELY when they are growing up, so they don't believe any bullshit they read off the net.

Vowiski
Your ignorance astounds me.
Kindly restrict yourself to speaking about things you actually know something about.

vowiski:
noise.
halo 3 is just based on unrealistic fantasis.

Thanks for providing comic relief.

@all

Don't be decieved by Sony's hype machine. The 360 is the better console at the moment.
For every 1 MGS4, there's a Bioshock or mass effect.

@everyone
Can't you asswipes smell a fast game when you see one?

this is either a pyramid scheme (with high stakes) or a simple 419 scheme.

RichyBlacK:
Whoa! A land full of dolts!

Fortunately, if you restrict your conversations with Americans to mundane trivialities like America's Next Top Model or Britney Spears' latest antic, you'll be shielded from these levels of ignorance.

once upon a time you stated your beef existed only with George bush, not America. Why this level of antipathy?

If America was full of dolts, how do you see Nigeria since the US is way ahead of us technologically?

Due to the iPhone having little hardware buttons, controls are via onscreen icons. This may make it a bit difficult for fast-paced games (though some people have reportedly completed games like resident Evil 3 on the iphone), but it's perfectly suited for strategy and RPG games like final fantasy, advance wars etc. CHeck out the DKC 3 screenshot for an example of an onscreen, transparent controller.

Luckily, a hack is being developed to enable interface between standard controllers and the iphone, so external controllers can be used in he near future.

What makes this progress remarkable is Apple hasn't released their SDk yet, so this work is strictly done by people with little familiarity with the hardware. With the SDK release, it is thought that N64 emulation will be a reality.


Expect NeoGEo, MAME and other arcade emus to hit the phone soon.

Game Boy Advance
Emulator: gpsphone
Status: Very Good compatibility, sound enabled

Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)
Emulator: snes4iphone
Status: Version 1.0. Great compatibility.

Not too many people know of the thriving iPhone application community. The iPhone's 667Mhz processor, 128MB RAM and PowerVR MBX 3D GPU lends itself handily in the running of several console (and computer) emulators.
Few of them below.

Other thriving emulators on the iPhone include a NES emulator and a SCUMVMM emu (for lucas arts games)

To download 'em, simply add http://zodttd.com/repo/ to you installer to get them.

Playstation
Emulator: psx4all
Status: Version 0.10. Decent compatibility, varies with game

Tornadoz:
Afam is right in pointing out people who use multiple identities.Seun is to blame for this contemptible act. If it was stopped in its embryonic stage most people won't be doing it now. With most top notch sites, you can't just re-register a new name after you've been banned, this would negate the purpose for which you were banned. A ban should be a ban.

. . .and how exactly does using a different name negate the veracity of a post?
I don't know who YOU are, Tornadoz is most certainly not your real name (in real life). all i can do is to reply whatever you post online.
We are here to discuss points of view, not quibble over which person is using another name or not.

The burden of proof remains with the accuser, and every educated person should know that.