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@lasinoh
am glad you are no more talking gayy.
You are doing everything in your power to derail this thread.
As a remedy, open another thread about your agnostic life and invite me to it by posting the link here.
Lets have a full thread to examine your head properly.

he is not muslim either!
Read his second post.
Only in the heart of pegans can such utterances be found.
Pegans are people who have no God in them.
A living place for all dirty words and thoughts and 'human-rights'.

GEJ is faced with a click of cables ready to pay any amount to rear up a protest,
and he is taking them by the horns.
If you think the man is a retardd, remember he has never lost a fight.
GEJ go! We dey your back.
Fowl nyash must open into CNN news.

to attend church service tomorrow you do not need doctor's report.
Its on thursday that you will need it.
Reason:
every sunday there are 3 services
1st service - for everyone
healing service - for the sick like you.
2nd service - for people not from lagos.
Now after the 1st service TB Joshua moves to the emergency section to pray for people who's got ailments(sick people are not allowed into the church).
These people have been previously registered on thursday where they were asked to present a mandatory doctor's report.

Then the second and deliverance service.
Since you have missed thursday's registration just walk into the church as if you are not sick.
Otherwise , if they find out you are sick they will take you to another section where you will be made to join those registering for emergency section against next week. This will make you miss the sunday service, where you may have been cured.
You should only tell ushers about your ailment after the 2nd service.(if you are still sick).
You dont have money?
Instead of lodging in a hotel, get to the church premises, move towards their canteen, then ark the keke napepe guys to take you to a cheap and decent place you could spend the week.
Most families around there rent their sitting rooms!

you have to be in the church premises by 4am on sunday or you may not get the chance to enter the church!
Its a very long queue.
There is also a monday servise where everyone will be touched.
I think that touch is what you need.
Obtain information directly from ushers not from anyone else.
Also things are very organised there, no go form omonile.
You may need an anointing water, dont come back without it.
Put 5k in pocket for it.
I think thats all.
finally pray that you be lucky with a prophesy.
Goodluck.

unnecessary rules spoil a show.
If some dedicated fellow like beaf is not rewarded the politics section is going lame.
You have to retrace your rules.
Or limit banning to spammers which beaf is not.
NB: many people visit nairaland because of the politics section
and this is because beaf has kept it lively all year.
*EGBON MI RASISTS. . . all the way!*

facebook mobile has many annoying unnecesary notifications i would sure love to remove.
Kudos to you guys,i think this is a nice development. when are we expecting our social network?

[quote author=A-HA link=topic=778639.msg9318532#msg9318532 date=1318360158]JOHN 11 : 35
JESUS WEPT.

If Jesus were in Nigeria today, He will still weep for nigeria, because of the suffering of the Masses.
[/quote]You sound like pastor bakare.
This must be the type of bible they preach at later rain.

If they think that removing fuel subsidy will save the nigerian crisis let them go ahead.
I dont even know where these hausa nairalanders are getting the N142 after-fuel-subsidy price.

REVEOLUTION REVOLUTIOn
they are just wishing they could put Saint Ayotalla buhari on the throne.
Unfortunately, even bokoharam is not finding it easy.

Any day you people start that useless youth-copper-killing revolution again, you will see what we will do to all these shoe makers, suya sellers and one handed sharia victims.

These white terrorists sef. Them no fit survive for 20 hrs without light?

They should ask the bokoharam counterparts. Mama Nur would probably roll on the floor his jihadist arse at the complaint.

Pakistan 20hrs ke Nigeria 20 years ni comfortably.


Typing with my small faithful gen.

[quote author=Sharon_f link=topic=779490.msg9318367#msg9318367 date=1318358243]Yes! Sign me and my friend up:
Yemmy Alabi 08078956164
Sharon 07036949019[/quote]You and your friend are definitely the next in SSS net.
Dont be surprised if you are pelleted without judgment in court.

As for OP.
Nigeria is changing. You do not have a reason for your revolution. We have a leader who is changing the nation dramatically.

rimms:
MY DREAM


A successful REVOLUTION has taken place overnight; about 2150 corrupt Nigerian leaders were wasted overnight. The military is currently in-charge, United Nation is monitoring activity, United States of America has sent his support team to assist with the transition process. Ghana, Togo, South Africa and a few other African countries are also on ground to assist and support the transition process.
No casualty among the citizens reported, but all Nigerian citizens and other people in the country are advised to stay indoor until further notice.
May God answer our prayers.

Amen.

You are not even talking about about a peaceful demonstration, but a bloody one(boko haram) type. How do you think terroris think?
You are just another terrorist. i wish there was a way to get your identity here, so you trully explain what you mean by what you are saying.

A terrorist is a curse to his own people. See what boko haram has done to maiduguri. See what alqaeda has done to afghanistan and iraq.

A revolution? Because you want your people in power? Mumu. Just try that kind of mass protest in Nigeria and see what the Police Ak47 can do. Have you asked what happened to the 200 almajiris initially arrested by the police for killing youth coppers?

You northern muslims are walking beasts, if you know a way to bring down this country like you did in 1967 you would do it again. (tie General aguiyirionsi[an igbo man who is the then president] to a range rover and drag him on the tarmac till he died).
You guys game are over, its our turn for the next 38 years. you are even lucky we gave you a good luck instead of a dokubo or an ojukwu, una for hear nwiii.

May your terrorism continue to bring woes to your people.
Drones are here bro. Greet Buhari for me.

You are a good Example of a mumu.

No man will marry a wool brain like you, even another mumu!

ByTheWay:

How are the nurses treating you at the psychiatric hospital?
Hope you took your drugs today?

The President may have been caught in motion in that picture.

1luvkipsus:
U no dey shame!is it in dis modern world dat u re still mentionin tins like sango?wake up,d world is movin fast.

And sanusi was talking about Islamic banking?

Agbada gburvu oviemhe oviemhe the opadine equiver of the ,
wheeeew! am trying to withraw N30 000 by incartation.

What ever happens, his Almajiri's will never be better than us.

independence day? There was uninterrupted power supply. Watched tv, plus wrote many lines of code.

Honestly expected boko fireworks but there was no explosions! Boko is loosing.

'children children, how old is independence today?'

Babinski:
Even if we are not told, we all know the reason for the low-keyed celebration. Thank you FG for thinking i am a fool!!!

I think they are right with that thought

chuckdee4:
You'll be suprised how much Nigeria makes from tax, i used to work for a company that handled FIRS money for Lagos state alone and it would blow your mind how much is collected on a daily basis, that's why i won't really dispute this figure.

As to where all that money goes, your guess is as good as mine.

and u were sacked?

beejaei:
Ajanlekoko, it makes sense now why you always show inferiority complex in matters relating to foreign graduates. You have your insecurities to deal with. Well, you have done well for yourself by coming thus far, but your self-doubt and need to re-assert yourself pervades most of your posts.

mumu

wetin concern cbn governor and a governorship aspirant? Sanusi had all this time to campaign against soludo? Someone who is through with an office and handed over to you. There must be a catch somewhere, When that cow was defending islamic banking all he was doing was soludo this soludo that soludo 35 places in sharia soludo 17 christians in sharia committee, soludo up soludo down. There must be a catch somewhere. He must be campaining for something. And the only way to keep himself in the headlines is soludo this soludo governor, soludo wikileaks, soludo money,solu. . .

GRAMATICAL ASSIGNMENT FOR THE DAY

vacillation
vacuous
parametric
locus standii
Grammar Meister
snivelling
prognosticators
philosophical footing
transcendent relevance
shifting sands
intermittently reconstituted
ephemeral rip-tides
political compartmentalization.
bouts of wistful nostalgia
Golden Era of Enlightened Discourse
Linguistic Multidimensionality
fabled Grammar Meister
regaled
unrelenting bombardments
sanctimonious invective
pseudo-argumentative jousting
insightful banter
tautological extrapolation
ad-nauseum
ad-infinitum
nihil incarborendum illegitimii.

etc. . . //am sanctimoniously invectively tired!

Onyocha:
[size=18pt]Christian Youths In Jos Kill Several Muslims During Eid Prayers[/size]

JOS, Nigeria | Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:22pm EDT

(Reuters) - Gangs of armed youths in the volatile Nigerian city of Jos attacked Muslims as they gathered to celebrate the last day of Ramadan on Monday, killing a number of them and burning their cars, witnesses and the military said.

The city, which lies between the country's mostly Muslim north and the predominantly Christian south, has been a flash point for ethnic and sectarian tensions between the two faiths.

If the violence worsens or triggers reprisals, it may prove another major headache for President Goodluck Jonathan, whose security forces are already stretched by daily attacks from an Islamist sect in the northeast, which also claimed Friday's deadly bomb attack on the U.N. offices in Abuja that killed 23.

"The Muslim faithful went for their Eid prayers and on completion of the prayers they were trapped by the youths in that area," Brigadier General Hassan Umaru, commander of the military Special Task Force keeping security in Jos, told Reuters by telephone.

"They burned some cars, quite a number a of cars. The number of people killed, I can't give that yet. We are still checking with local hospital sources," he added. He said there had been several deaths.

Witnesses said Christian youths set up road blocks and attacked Muslims as they gathered in Jos's Gada Biu and Rukuba areas, shooting a number of them dead.

A Reuters witness saw several bodies. At least one was charred after being set alight.

Umaru said the youths had since been "pacified."

Nigeria has a roughly equal Christian-Muslim mix.

More than 200 ethnic groups live side by side in the West African country. Though generally peaceful, Nigeria has seen periodic bouts of religious violence, with Jos in particular showing a tendency to flare up.

At least 80 people were killed in bombings there last December 24 and clashes between Muslim and Christian youths.

(Reporting by Bello Buhari; Writing and additional reporting by[b] Tim Cocks[/b]; Editing by Andrew Heavens)

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/29/us-nigeria-violence-jos-idUSTRE77S6Q520110829

where in Jos did this happen?
This story was definitly cooked up.

Just look at the names of the authors.
Andrew Cocks and Tim Pussys heavens!

php is hundred percent server side, except for ajax and whatever. . .x children of java, java(script) is client side. Java never competed with php in internet applications. They have their seperate roles.

PHP's longtime competitor was ASP . But not any more. PHP has smashed microsoft product on the walls in recent years.

Php has lots of tutorials, i mean lots and lots. Lots of applications and lots of things you can do with it! But unfortunately you cannot develop windows app with it. Its nearest brother to the rescue cpp. Almost exact in syntax.
Finally bro, php and everything about kicking off with it is free.

Unfortunately i cant tell you anything about java because i dont code jaaaavaaaa!

unfortunately, ur question is not clear enough. Can you please give example of what you mean?

Kobojunkie:
I don't sit supposing I am the president. I don't engage in such.

Plus, why should I propose meaningful action when someone, who pretended to have the answers, got the job. So why ask me? Why not ask the person whom you hired what he intends to do about SOLVING THE PROBLEM? You should have asked him that last year since this whole debacle started about this time last two years, and we had all of last year to work aggressively to stop this from escalating to the point it has gotten today. Ask him what he has really done to develop the country security-wise, since his first year in office. It is clear to any person out there that our police force remains a gang for incompetent agbero's with badges. Why hasn't any of that changed? Ask him What was done to UPROOT this menace, among others, back during his first year. What failed? What is being done now to make sure this does not go any further?

These are some of the questions we ought to direct at the right authorities, not some random individual on the web, who expressed his solid view and opinion on what we have all witnessed,over the past couple of years, in that country.

Lack of quality education in some interior parts of Nigeria has robbd some people of daily common sense! Look at someone critisizing his own president yet not being able to see himself as a president and profer a solution accordingly! This is Political autisim!

unfortunately no one has been able to profer a solution. Even GEj critics! And those who call him (themselves) dullards! Methinks what mr. President is doing now is the best. Track d murderfurckrs, execute them!

[quote author=★ link=topic=740771.msg9076044#msg9076044 date=1315142083]Joomla is not a framework. Drupal is both a framework and cms
- dhtml[/quote]frameworks solve the problem of naming conventions and coding standards. Thanks alot. But anyone here know any software that can help a team on a web app development? I tried pier the other day. It was just a calender at the long run. Any help?

steps before GEj can nab bokorists in the bud!
1. He has to catch a number of them and obtain substantial information
2. He has to be sure of their true size!
3. He has to be damn sure of their suponsors, true mission and vision
4. He has to have a very concrete evidence against them, before he can even point a finger.
5. He has to be sure of what to do after the arrest of a personality like 'atiku' or 'buhari'
6. He has to be sure not to cause a full scale war while trying to curb a few tiny bombings!

Dear critic-dunces if you dont fully understand, put you dont understand, put yourself in the shoe of mr. President of nigeria and read the steps again.

dunces pls
*i dnt mean 'put urself into his shoes ooo!