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no need 4 campain. i'll just buy 100s of sim cards and vote 4 myself. or just change figures at the inec database. since i am jega.

iraqis are fighting for freedom . what are muttallab , the almajiri and boko haram fighting for?

be comforted breathren who call our president a weakling GEJ will eventually catch buhari.
but he is taking his time not to
make mistakes that will cause
war. the type that former
president aguyironsi made. he is
taking his time. the way he took
his time to win the election
overwhelmingly. he is taking his
time. underground. zeroing in on
those imams first. then emirs.
taking his time . but buharKill wil
die ashamed. we are watching.
the marriage of the snake and
the monkey. . .

GEJ will eventually catch buhakill. but he is taking his time not to make mistakes that will cause war. the type that former president aguyironsi made. he is taking his time. the way he took his time to win the election overwhelmingly. he is taking his time. underground. zeroing in on those imams first. then emirs. taking his time . but buhari wil die ashamed. we are watching. the marriage of the snake and the monkey. . .

and everyone is commending a virtual man (bologi) . And no one questioned the veracity of the story. AND everyone never recalled that according to the confirmed story published on vanguard website the pastor was beaten to koma then woke up in a hospital. which looks more real. than this framed up bologi story where bologi met the pastor comming back down the street by himself alone and a bandagd hand! u guys just have to rewrite the koran and not to frame up heroic stories. Jesus already rewrote ours. Thats why we cant get permision frm the bible to maim u back and burn ur houser.

Tv says d death toll was 2. Vanguard says 12. I Wish the number was 112. I also wish d bomb detonates b4 its detonated.

i always suspected that the police were sm how not allowed to shoot!

New Voice:
It is a BIG LIE! I saw people killed in Kano myself, only that the police will quickly clear up to cover up the truth. The rioters actually enjoyed a kind of 'HIGHER AUTHORITY' protection, the armed police and soldiers were not allowed to shoot while destructions were going on. Were there not attacks even today? It makes me sick when people in authority hide the truth for them to appear good to the world. Oh I got the idea, the NEMA boss is saying that people killed are not worth anything better than animals

we rigged d election 4 GEJ in my state too /though without his permision/ bt when one of d coppers refused we didnt hurt even his hair. we put a stop to it.

where is @jarus the only cpc nland moderator? Come and defend your presidential taliban sorry candidate. If Buhari enters my state, we wont mount road block. we'll alow the illucionist and then death by stoning. street justice. the sharia way!

clueless GEJ beat cluefilled buhari!

Buhari should be arrested and prosecuted. Some boko harams are not above the law.

Many thanks binkabir.
I'll look for SVN.
@Pc Guru
Many thanks too.
But I wuld appreciate it if you gave me your facebook I'd
Or added me instead.
Can't see your email from here.
Cant use my mail from here.
Using Nairaland mobile.
DaveozoalorATgmailDOTcom
Thanks

Am a programmer
I design advanced websites and portals.

I use HTML and CSS (client side)
And PHP MYSQL (server side)
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Frank Joe
Thinking about airplanes is achaic.
Come off that.

One day cars will fly
And airplanes will be a thin of the past.

To travel to america
All you need is get to the small room beside your kitchen
Enter there like you're entering a lift
Press "close"
Dial the location of the next T-port lift you want to appear in america.
Press "travel"
Wheeeeeeew
"And a T-port lift open in your friends room in america
Press open" and you walk out into america.
-you were just dematerialised and rematerialsed.

Think men.
Imagine
We are not far from the future.

Since our voice can get there thru a phone

We can get there too,
Real soon.
Forget noisy
Time wasting
Crowdy
Frightning
Highjackable
Breakdownable
Land crashable
Refuelable
Combustible
9/11-able
Airplanes.
Invention is better than cure.

Bro
In all your php scripting forget "print" always use "echo"
With single or double quotes depending on the content of the echo.

In Php print is like homo erectus and echo is like homo sapiense
Bottom line
Never use print in your php life bc there is always an echo.

DaveozoalorATgmail.com
Preparing for my php exam in January.

Hey guys
I just have a little some thing to talk with you.
I honestly think that to completely "rebrand" Nigeria
We have to change this countrie's name from "Nigeria" - the one given to us by one of our colonial mistresses,
To Naija
The one given to us by our true blood, son-of-the-soil, in-born, ppl-ppl-of-the-ppl "Naija".

I mean
To completely lift the banner of colonial oppression
We have to change our countries name from "Nigeria" to "Naija"
And "Nijerians" to "Naijans"

What do you think guys?

You guys have left the Nigerian vs Niger issue to start "blasting your "miserable lives"

Back to topic:
I honestly think that one day,
We shuld change the name of our country from Nigeria to Naija.
That way we won't ever have an I'd problem with the normards or any ppl.

What do you think?

It means
"Feel me see le'"
Lol.

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no one's got the experience to reply.

Big shit!
Very Big one!

Everyone has been banned at one point or the other.
Nairaland is crazy in one way or the other
I quit using nairaland at one point or the other
I just come to read news at one time or the other.

Am sorry,
You wuld have mentioned a programming language.

DaveozoalorATgmail.com
PHP mysql.

Pls nlders
Help me out here.
Am doing a large programming project.

Am 30% into it.
But I think the work will be easier if my friends wuld help me out.

Pls if you have done the same work with a team of ppl before pls explain in detail how I could do it.
That is how It wuld look like.

I've heard of GIT but I never used it before.
Must everyone be online while doing the programming on git?

What of using a local area network since my team is in thisame location?
Has any one tried it before?
How can I get it done.
Which softwares are involved?
The project am doing is a PHP MySql thing.

Pls help.
Thanks.

DaveozoalorATgmail.com

That's exactly what am doing.
Hope my to set sail by January 2011.
Its gonna be a bomb
When this site finally goes up.
DaveozoalorATgmail.com

I like talking to myself while coding.
It helps me do the debugging.

Like
"If this user has upto $30 in his account.
Ask him to upgrade.
Shit! ! !
Why is it not asking?"

I don't like a break in coding,
So if I have an interesting TV program
I carry my lappy to the palour!
Slower coding when am watching the telly.
Slower coding when am living in school.

No time to think abt a girl friend.
I just start thinking about her when am with her.
The rest of the time?
- its the next module I wanna add to ma script.
When am inventing a new feature in my mind
I like to get up and start walking around the whole building!
With an eureka at the end!

DaveozoalorATgmail.com
PHP.

Remember to tell them its for wordpress bloggers only!

No offeinse, no offeinse everywear.
Whay is it that somewone cannot even form there own english and spoke?

Tuface remains the best and currently greatest Nigerian musician.
Unrivaled.
Unequalled.
UNSTOPABLE!

". . .Plus am not the only super man in the area." - Tuface

Yes-
Join the police.

Here is my number
If you need to pull
A call through
08068944517

I've used WAMP for 3 yrs now.
I know PHP and MYSQL like I know my name.
Am a web developer.
To setup wamp server: 5 minutes.
To Master HTML: 2 weeks (If you are fast)
To Master CSS: 2 weeks if you are fast.
To Master PHP MYSQL: 6 months (of everyday practice)

Then you are good to go ahead with your project.
No discouragement meant.