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thanks alot, man. Mr. Beaf, i used think u were just a political pro Gej , GEJ critic(s) assasin. I'll checkout your terms. Starting with version control in the new dreamweaver.
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But its like all the systems has to be on the same network at same time?

big companies have a team of programmers develop a single app(web app specifically). Have u worked in any? Do you know their division of labour? What apps help web developers to work on a single app? How do they guard against errors and know what part each person is scripting? How do they end up comming out with one effective app, as if it was done by one person?
I am doing a large web app, i have already laid down my coding and naming conventions. But all of are confused as to how to work together in an office.
*please this is restricted to web applictation development with php,html,css*

need ur honest contributions pls.

OP i am 'way smatter' than u. So am qualified for ur ghost project. I know bc ur english will never let u make correct syntaxes!
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*just joking*
am 'averagely capable' but not way off from an evil programmer!
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My edge over many peer programmers is my high php money making acumen!

next time u start by critisizing the company(constructively).

Thats how i displace their webdevelopers!

Am a php gangster.

the most important thing is that they took the suicide bomber home successfully! A feat that can only be achieved by US airport police!

Up NPF.(outdated rifle pple)

maiduguri has a future - iraq.

*in the future*

UN envoy to bornu was bombed in a village near the city

bokoharam insurgents have vowed to keep fighting for islam till the 'last drop of there blood'

a US drone has killed a major nigerian politician in kastina suspected to be funding the bokoharam.

u need sudden and total change from someone just elected in april?

Is he a military president that can issue decree?

Dam.n u. this is democracy!
Its gotta be gradual. Like d 6 year tenure bill,like the state of residence bill, like the 18hr power supply in ebonyi now. Its gotta be gradual u numb brainz.

The man said he aint continuing after 2015. Doesnt that tell u a thing? He just said he aint paying anyone in dollars. All men are equal. Thats his motto. Thats why he aint interrupting islamic bankin.

Just allowing it to die a natural death.
And all u say is we need action! Come, are u blind? And politically deaf?


See , all GEJ haters should do PHCN a favour - go hug delapidated transformer!

i am currently creating a cms with cakephp. I am contemplating whether to make it open source or not. Please guys, how do i ever profit if my app is opensource ? What are other advantages. Or is it just better to fix a price tag on it? Or make it free and mumble the core code to avoid soft theft?

*experienced contributions please*

GEJ is just a genuis!

Ride on mr. president, we are behind u!


all haters on the floor!
i am the seniour prefect!

i would return it to the cafe administrators telling them to HELP ME return it to the owner.

i have done that a million times and am very comfortable with it.

if i see some notes lying on the kerb by the road side , i leave it there hoping that the owner may come back and pick it. but if its a bundle (though never happened by the road side) i would return it to the any nearby shop telling them to HELP ME return it to anyone who can state the exact amount.

i have picked phones a million times, i have returned them all freely and THANKFULLY, and am damn comfortable with it.

every time ma sellers have mistakely ballanced me extra i return the extras imediately. if they get confused i help them go thru the whole calculation to help them prove that i was right.

i have done that a million times, and am so comfortable with, because thats the way i was brought up as a christian.

Jesus was killed because the people chose to spare a thief - barabas, instead of him.

Thanks a lot. but i already checked out that thread before creating this one.
I needed something fresh outta the port.

every other tutorial i have tried to follow after the 15 minute blog tut. has failed me.

i get to some point and hit an error. even when i have simply copied and pasted!

dont know wheather its because am using 2.0

but am not the kind a nigger that will give up.

if i cant get to dubai by the routes, i will take a bullet and fly there for treatment.

did u hit such a bad learning curve too?

i just started using it.

please you guys should save my life - cakephp life!
Am finding it difficult to grasp the aros , acos and acls concept and implementationg.
Am baking on the 2.0 levels.
Help my anxious email with tutorials please.
DaveozoalosATgmailDOT . . .

if you have tried learning cake php b4 or if you comfortably worked with it please drop your comments here.

share your experience here. am currently learning it and i seem to be alone in that but not with nairaland.

i would like to be your cakephp pal. please contact me so we can learn it to gether or teach me.
daveozoalorATgmail

EXPERIENCE:
1. the AROs and ACO concept are totally strange to me. not to talk of the complex programing involved in implementing ACL!
2. the bake console is a surprise. php from console?
3. i have not heard nigerians talking about it. so i came here.

in time, islam will become extinct because

1.the home made bombs aint encouraging new converts.
2. if i want 2 convert to islam they would demand that i learn arabic and memorise the koran.(thats ugly)
3. Koran is not in every language so conversion to islam is definitely not for my grandmum.
4. The religion by structure and implementation, enslaves women. (covers their beauty with a black cloth,restricts their dressing code to one attire, one colour, some sects stone women on trousers! , marries many of them! Marries them underage,<even sanusi as educated as he is has 4 wives!> Impregnates them and throws them out into d streetz, restricts women from driving<saudi arabia> )
definitely islam isnt for my sister.
5. Islam rejects western education<boko haram> . Imagine a world without western education??!
6. Islam kills african culture<all over africa>.all muslims tend 2 wear white and white with cap even when there's no need for a cap! Rendering cloth designers jobless.
7. Islam does not support democracy.Every muslim president is a despot.wants to rule forever and ever  <abacha, hussein, mubarak, gadaffi, saudi king, all of them>
8.sharia court cuts off people's hands, flogs even women in public!<babaric, achaic>
9. Islam supports mob action even without proper investigation! <post election crises>
10. Islam declares useless and disrespectful fatwa<vuvuzelas, daughter to d kaduna state governor>
finally
11. God muslims dont fight bad ones. No anti fatwas, no anti jihads.
Islam is a religion on self distruct. Islam is not for me.

happy ramadan, bomb people!
bomb wishing you bomb success bomb and bomb blessings bomb this bomb month.

*no curses during ramadan, please dont curse me. Just laugh over it* thats what they have bomb made bomb your bomb islam bomb to bomb look like.

u guys shuld read the post again. the camoflaged begger was 'locating a church' for the attack

i just hope he was properly beatn up b4 police rescue.

if GEJ decides to wipe out the entire boko haram infested village in boronu like obj did to odi and zarkibiam the north will probably turn against him. muslims will think he did that bc he is a xtian. this will lead to NIGERIAN WAR II.

Our genius of a president has therefore decided to us a stick and carrot system (a little pellet, a little plate) to tackle d situation. That is intessified negotiation with JTF doing their thing in Maiduguri.

Hense its so shameful that Some blockheaded Nigerians will call this genius a block head!

Who even gave that rolex watch man a prof? An educated chicken head that can contradict himself in less than 20 lines of a premeditated criticism.

NB: all other clueless critics should pls hug transformer with their "clueless balls".

i was floggd so many times in secondary sch. the flogging was done on back with 3 twistd 2.5 mm cables with the coper wire exposd in the tip. i have seen my own blood many times, i have had ma shirt torn many times by this coper tip . we calld that cane the claw. i have cleard half a football field of grass many times as punishment/ i have pickd pin a million times. i have been slappd and flogged with belt so many times that it doesnt pain any more! i and a hundred other persons graduated that day from the seminary . we were the best outside, even nw in this high institution all our old boys are dinstinction candidates. we are the best here. we have been raisd like spartarns the law outside here is too easy to keep. we were soldiers. we were seminarians.

the thing is,

if we permit islamic banking
that economic jihadist(sanusi) will propose
another bokoharam fundamentalist idea!

as for mallam bakare,
he is the type of religious fool that good devils like boko buhari will assisinate after their help in a successful coup!
#hitler did it to a jew.

ride on mr. president, we cant wait to defend this with u when stand before the house.

all those who dont see a genius in the bill, should hit their head hard on a tescote painted wall for a proper brain allingnment.

go om mr. president, we"re solidly behind u.

am currently developing a similar framework.mine is on the mvc technology. i get 2 many cms jobs permonth and each time i hard-edit my ugly and user enemy cms framework to start working with d new site. until i decided to take the bull by ma pistol. my new mvc frame work will enable my users to create anx site in 10 days! but unfortunately i have not got to ur stage.

still cooking libraries.
kudos to u bro.

nice development.
an eye 4 an eye
a bomb for a bomb!

is there any mining company in  FCT? me nah thinks so.

Make them dey there dey construct canoe when BokoHaram dey up north dey fry their asses
dey boast for .

naijaking1:
I don't understand why the police rush to press even before basic investigations are completed and the associates of the perpetrators arrested.

people like u have made so much noise about the police not doing nothing about boko haram.

so they learnt to carry the press along occassionally. so deaf ears like u wuld hear.

but wait. . .

why shuldnt they go with the press1
you people wanna put them to test?
what have they don to the press?
- timaya

nice development. i tell you non of those 58 will leave to tell the story. because each of those guys is a pottential bomber! cnn or aljazeera will never know what happened them. just like the initial 200.

obasanjo
for successfully introducing democracy and wiping out the millitant odi village. successfully disabling past military presidents from taking over the throne again - babangida and buhari.

GEJ - for presenting true democracy at the expense of PDPs life as a monster party. for refusing to arrest buhari just to keep one nigeria despite the sponsored bomb blasts and inciteful statements.

"all authority on earth and in heaven has been given unto me. . ."- Jesus after reserection.
"i am the way the truth and the lif e. no one goes to the father except through me . . ." - jesus.
"i and the father are one, the father is in me and i in the father . . . to have seen me is to have seen the father" -jesus
"in the begining was the word and word was with God and the word was God!"- john
"in the begining . . . God said "let their be LIGHT. . ." "-MOSES
"at the mention of the name of Jesus every knee shall bow, every tongue shall confess that Jesus is lord"
"what ever you ask in my name shall be granted unto you" - jesus

this is the only prophet that has raised the dead 3 recorded times healed thousands of sick ppl kil l nor cursed no one etc! no other prophet ever had the eternal audacity to claim anything near to the above statements.

"befor abraham i was" - jesus