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CrimeRe: Out Of The 21 Drug Peddlers On Death Roll In Indonesia 20 Are From Anambra – Abi by TheFacelessMan: 11:49am On Aug 08, 2019
grin

Funny headline
Christianity EtcRe: Titilope Adeboye Graduates From Bible College: Leke Adeboye Celebrates His Wife by TheFacelessMan: 7:14am On Aug 08, 2019
privaldo:
Both husband and wife looking life bag of 150 kg bag of dangote cement, I wonder what their children will be like?
150 + 150 = 300kg ? undecided

PoliticsRe: Soyinka Describes Nigerian Youths As "First To Comment" Youths by TheFacelessMan: 8:33pm On Aug 07, 2019
GBOKASINCHA:
this guy na nairalander
cool

Christianity EtcRe: Titilope Adeboye Graduates From Bible College: Leke Adeboye Celebrates His Wife by TheFacelessMan: 7:32pm On Aug 07, 2019
grin

That big belly is full of tithes CHICKEN grin

"....touch her and you will be touched "

If they bang her on his behalf, he would later complain grin

PoliticsRe: N9.9bn Fraud: Only N300m Remains In Lagos’ Three Accounts – EFCC by TheFacelessMan: 3:03pm On Aug 07, 2019
grin

Tinubu Accusers and Abusers Association (T-Triple A) of Nigeria...

Come and cry here grin
TravelRe: My Summer Trip To Lyon, Geneva and Chamonix Mont-Blanc! by TheFacelessMan:
I remember assassinating Geraud St Clair in the Alps close to Geneva...

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IdenticalDependableArgentinehornedfrog-size_restricted.gif

My client was one of the Big Pharmaceutical companies.

Geraud was an award winning biotechnologist who was sharing corporate/trade secrets

It was a cure for a sexually transmitted disease that had been developed with millions of USD.

The fool said he would share it for free to poor Africans knowing fully well that my client wasn't named RED CROSS angry

......


I escaped with the Swiss Mountain Guard in hot pursuit and as I skied towards the cliff,

I knew I had no choice but to jump

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AgedWatchfulKodiakbear-size_restricted.gif

RomanceRe: Man Discover How His Cheating Pregnant Wife Agree To Have party With A Guy by TheFacelessMan: 11:27am On Aug 06, 2019
babyfaceafrica:
made-up story
FTC .... and it's a perfect summary
PhonesRe: Glo Outperforms Others In Internet Subscriber Acquisition In June. by TheFacelessMan: 4:53pm On Aug 05, 2019
Jabioro:
Change your location and let us have your report here..
Many years on a mission at Seychelles Island...i met a young chubby Negro who said his name was AdayNigguh....
PhonesRe: Glo Outperforms Others In Internet Subscriber Acquisition In June. by TheFacelessMan: 3:45pm On Aug 05, 2019
People love to abuse GLO most times without any tangible reasons. Maybe it's a bandwagon thing.

I have marked them as the best in pricing and 2nd best in quality of their Internet services based on my experience in at least 5 Nigerian States.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja Dean In Sex For Marks Scandal, Caught Pants Down by TheFacelessMan:
DavidEsq:
TheFacelessMan, pls help my imagination, I'm dying here. Pls I'm not under playing the seriousness of this issue. It's my only means of escape whenever I have insurmountable issue like this. I nearly dragged the school to the Federal High Court one time, but my wife begged and cried and threatened to call my whole village that their son wanted to commit "suicide" huh.
Give me some days. In transit.

I would create a thread.
HealthRe: Yoruba Woman Abandoned For Dead In Enugu (Photo) by TheFacelessMan: 4:33pm On Aug 04, 2019
bentwood85:
Enugu should be more safer for her.....

Beware of miners please..
bentwood85. I can bet the "85" is 1985 for your Date of Birth.

You're 34 years old and still reasoning like a 3 year old.

So pathetic

Christianity EtcRe: What Will Be The Judgment For Christians Who Support Jungle Justice? by TheFacelessMan: 8:35am On Aug 04, 2019
shocked

I remember once saving a woman from Jungle Justice (J.J.).....

And being a perpetrator, myself shocked


angry

I remember facing a baying mob in 1992 close to Kalakuta Shrine..

A young lady had stolen baby formula because she was a school drop-out and had no one to rely on cry

A crowd of 5 unemployed youth were tearing her clothes when i ran to the scene



I jumped in front of her and used my shoulder to block a plank that was destined to flatten her head.

I quickly pulled off my shirt and trousers to cover her nudity when i recalled

my boxers were torn....they weren't my Xmas ones cry cry cry


The boys shouted on me to get out of the way so they would lynch her. I of course refused.

The touts started splashing petrol on us both....i was in my boxers and shivering that cold August morning.


I knew i had to take action or both me and the young lady would arrive Heaven /Hell in the next few seconds shocked shocked shocked

Blood was rushing to my head, my body taut with the adrenaline surge.... i moved forward and headbutted the leader on the bridge of his nose

I pulled the nearest thug to me like i wanted to whisper to him and i grabbed a fistful of his balls and squeezed with all my strength.

The 3rd thug had a wolfish smile on his face, he struck the match and advanced ever so close.... embarassed embarassed embarassed

To be continued.... cry


[b]Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool
Christianity EtcRe: What If A Christian Says He No Longer Believes The Gospel? What Happens To Him? by TheFacelessMan: 8:30am On Aug 04, 2019
CrimeRe: FAAN Suspends Officer Who Stole From A Pilgrim At Yola Airport by TheFacelessMan: 11:24pm On Aug 03, 2019
mechanics:
See what little greed has put her into, if she's sack now, how will she feed herself and her family members,

I just hope she won't be dismissed.
Yeah...i have a gut feeling she would be promoted.
CrimeRe: 3 Men Killed In Rival Cult War In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:37pm On Aug 02, 2019
Say no to cultism.

Been preaching to the young ones...

https://www.nairaland.com/5326763/cult-church-true-story-hitman
CrimeRe: Cult to Church - True Story Of A Hitman (GRAPHIC IMAGES - VIEWER'S DISCRETION) by TheFacelessMan(op): 9:16pm On Aug 02, 2019
Many have asked me to continue....

Sadly, the end of the story is more of a romance than action, sorry to disappoint tongue

But because of the demand, I would think up an original story.

I don't know why my horror stories aren't so well received, i personally hold the 2 I have written in high regard. "She" and the "Money rituals"

I think I am good with animal survival stories too. I love animals so i am sure I can write good stuff around this genre too.

I would be busy for almost 3 - 4 straight weeks but I at times think up tales at the airport cheesy
CrimeRe: 200L Student Of ABU Commits Suicide Because Of Depression(photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:06pm On Aug 02, 2019
This is sad ... i wish i had met her, told her stories to give her hope.

Life is hard but you keep getting up after you are knocked down.

I found solace in thousands of books read when down in the doldrums.

My real life, not the alter ego, if written in a book would be a bestseller.

I really wish i could have saved her. My 9-5 does involve saving lives.

So sad.
CrimeRe: Mob Attempts To Burn A Robber In Bayelsa With Tyre (Graphic Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 8:47pm On Aug 02, 2019
Angelfrost:
You should write scripts for Nollywood... Maybe, it will finally get them out of their mediocrity... This is pure Marble.
Thanks bro, I am at the service of the fans.
CrimeRe: Mob Attempts To Burn A Robber In Bayelsa With Tyre (Graphic Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 8:38pm On Aug 02, 2019
I remember participating in jungle justice once at Computer Village.

This guy had been accused of stealing an Iphone.

When we searched him, he had a Samsung S9, brand new, with his family pictures. No iPhone!

Yet the crowd insisted on lynching him....


I was relishing keeping his phone. Someone had brought petrol and the bonfire was set grin


6 guys had surrounded this slender looking guy.


As they advanced towards him, i saw some pictures and shouted : "WAIT!!!!!!!" shocked shocked shocked


Before the words died in my throat,



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HighlevelFaintJunebug-size_restricted.gif


Attackers 1 and 2 were floating in the air in slow motion shocked shocked shocked



The would-be lynchee was punching - hard and fast.


Attacker number 3 was flat on his back 0.5 second later.


Numbers 4,5 & 6 started a 100m sprint AWAY from the guy.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ChiefPopularFrigatebird-size_restricted.gif


His shirt was still snow white when he walked over to me.



"I was keeeeeeeee, keeeeee, keepingggggggg it for you, Sir", I stammered at this boy, at least 8 years younger than me undecided

He stared at me coldly and snatched his phone from my hand.


This was the picture i saw on his phone..... undecided cry undecided

HealthRe: Sexsomnia: A Misconception For “Spirit Husband” by TheFacelessMan: 8:34pm On Aug 02, 2019
angry

I once had a ghastly affair with a Mammy water....,
PoliticsRe: APC Senator Turned Back From US Embassy With Visa Application Rejected by TheFacelessMan: 8:55am On Aug 01, 2019
angry
PoliticsRe: APC Senator Turned Back From US Embassy With Visa Application Rejected by TheFacelessMan:
This guy's response is perfect.

You are not smart and you flaunt your ignorance with relish. grin

I am happy if EVERY single corrupt Senator or leader is denied visas so that they stay back and develop Nigeria.

BUT


Only an idiot would believe this post with zero details.



Stingman:
...and the sun will rise in SW in 2023 where the expected leader was seen with bullion van on election day...with impunity... and also send thugs to destroy election materials in opposition area...

Why won't the guy response be perfect when it favors you?


Greedy and selfish Nigerians are the bane of the country...and US can only due their best to try and end impunity and wickedness in the country.

EducationRe: Lubricant Maker, Ebuka Onunkwo Increases Community School Enrollment With Donati by TheFacelessMan: 7:17am On Aug 01, 2019
OkoYibo:
Igbos in that same Anambra should try to sponsor the Ofala festival. It is a shame that an Ijebu man is sponsoring the Ofala festival.

Also, when their leaders fall sick, they should stop waiting on Otedola and Adenuga to pay their medical bills.

It's only burial una sabi celebrate.
Lol, bros. I have searched and searched all your comments for the particular one i replied.

It was a very very funny response and despite being super busy and planning to type you a more detailed response, i had to comment on it grin

I don't think it was this comment but similar. Maybe it's deleted now.

I don't know why, the response was immediately wiped by the antispam bot, i was banned for an hour, i tried again last night and same thing.

Luckily i just dropped the message on WhatsApp and screenshot it. See here attached.

AutosRe: Car Seat Belt Almost Cut Girl Into Half When Her Car Flipped In U.S.(Graphics) by TheFacelessMan: 9:43pm On Jul 31, 2019
OkoYibo:
Bro, I replied your comment as regards blogging and twitter. Did you see it?
Yes Bro. I replied and i was promptly banned by antispam bot.

Luckily i had copied it on my WhatsApp. Lemme send it here.
AutosRe: Car Seat Belt Almost Cut Girl Into Half When Her Car Flipped In U.S.(Graphics) by TheFacelessMan: 9:37pm On Jul 31, 2019
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CrimeRe: Suspected Cultist Dies After Threatening To Murder Policemen, Others by TheFacelessMan: 7:18pm On Jul 31, 2019
angry
CrimeRe: A Phone Engineer Gunned Down (very Graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 7:13pm On Jul 31, 2019
angry
Christianity EtcRe: COZA: God Will Restore Pastor Fatoyinbo Even If He Is Guilty – CAN Chairman by TheFacelessMan: 8:58am On Jul 31, 2019
angry

I was a hitman for a cult and the Lord Almighty saved me....now i am a Man of God.

See my real life story

https://www.nairaland.com/5326763/cult-church-true-story-hitman

Accept Christ, not Krest.

Say NO to cultism.

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