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[quote author=misspicy post=48329469]Fixed,you are welcome [/quote

So this is a contribution to u? Anyhow u see am, na u sabi. Thank u all d same.

How long can you stay without sex?
My sis hubby is about to relocate abroad for studies. And he will be there for like two years? She is happy for her hubby but so worried over the distance. They are so closed that she is thinking of what happens to their sexual life. How are they going to cope when the urge comes? Is there anything that can help them take the urge away for the duration of two years?
If you have stayed away from your spouse for that long, how did u handle it?
Thanks

Maxineng:
Even during this hardship in Nigeria Caroline still dey shine.

Money without happiness or happiness without money which is better?

Abeg money dey Bring happiness.

Sweetlemon:
I'm so happy to hear this! Nigerian men are fast becoming too lazy for my liking, taking advantage of "I don't want a liability" to look for only ladies with regular source of income to marry because they are too lazy to make enough money on their own. The situation is seriously getting out of hand. The kinds of gists I hear these days about male gold diggers ehn....

The laziness is so annoying. Its really getting out of hand

I keep asking myself this question whenever I see churches locked.

qoura123:
You married a kind hearted man and should be grateful
Other men are like the lion of the tribe of judas when they are @home nobody Says anything

I appreciate that dear. Just that too much of everything is bad. It sometimes affect other aspect of life. I sure know what am talking about.

DCTrendy:
Thank God for you guys.

You av all said the same thing. I will go with that. Yes, she is too kind, don't know why she won't give her younger sister a single slap n reset her brain for once!....lol.

As for her strength, temperament! My wife and I were JJC back them so the younger once came quickly. You ll expect her to be weeping and falling sick, but no! She behaved like an understanding adult and even when u expect her to be very hungry n cry, she will still maintain her calm.

Also, she doesn't joke with singing and books!

Those re the things I have identified in her so far.

My son was just like this. The younger deals with him, little kids outside will injure him. My own na to dey treat. what nonsense?
I have to coach him on self defence. U don't come to show me injury caused by little kids outside, deal with them as well. They enjoy bullying u cos u r too soft. Fight back n I will take u to shop rite. lol
That was how change came. he dealth wt d bully last week, and I was so proud of him. he was proud of himself as well. u could see d winning smile on his face.

The dad is very soft as well. Even as a married man, he can't defend himself, talkless family. His younger ones oppress him n he won't say a word. To even react to me at times is a problem. he doesnt want his son to take after him.

SAINTSAMURAI:
Well to me, the reason babies cry when they are given birth to, is becaus the blood in their mother's womb enters into their eyes, so the EYE COM DEY PEPE them. dats why they cry.

hahhahahaha. blood of Moses.
still laughing so hard

utenwuson:
wen she never brush? morning sex is not so cool trust me

Konji never hold u. lol

Readonee35L:
If I hear say that girl is 6years old. Shes 10 or above

I thought I was alone on this.

Some mental cases are real ooo. lol

emmayodata:
I feel u Jor. Give your gifts in private, and your Father, who sees everything, will reward you. I feel u Jor. Give your gifts in private, and your Father, who sees everything, will reward you. I feel u Jor. Give your gifts in private, and your Father, who sees everything, will reward you.

Thank u jare

KhaleesiAdaz:
My dear its not pride, if you read in between the lines you will observe that the guy is over frustrated and depressed that he can no longer hide it but carry it around like a gala seller. oshi don't die before your time

hahahaha. babe u bad ooo. Abeg sorry give am. #stilllaughingaturcomment#

Qudbell:
awwwn awwwwn! someone cannor play with you again?

his problems are way beyond playing matter o.

davidona:
abeg no vex, but who ask u in the first place.

I just tire for d guy o.

DedeNkem:
Not everyone on nairaland is a kid like you. There are mature people who come here once in while and don't hope to see juvenile comments from kids like you who haven't seen life!

You may praise and worship rich people, all you want. If you were educated, you won't make that dumb comment!

Who send u all these preaching? Juvenile ni juventus KO. pls keep ur pride to ur sef. why
announcing ur help to d orphans in public? U want human praises?

NA WA OOO, THIS ONE GET TWO HEAD? See small pikin oo

DedeNkem:
I don't care about any rich person if they're not helping the poor!!
I'm not as rich as Dangote or E-money but I carter for four orphans. As long as I'm alive, I'll make sure they attend any educational level they're capable off. Two are in the Uni.

see storyline ooo.

Zehner:
Abeg how did you people do it. Biko nu...... help a sister

My dear, I was so careful with spendings oo. And we also did trad n white wedding same day.

byvan03:
Just face your life, some women are destined to die as GALLANT soldiers in marriage. You can't save her but you can save yourself.

Funny u@ gallant

goldenruby:
When I hear people spending 2mil or more on a wedding ceremony, I go begin wonder if it's not the same wedding I did with less than 200k! (even this much, I was already telling Dh we have spent more than we budgeted).

My wedding ceremony was glamorous and unique that 2 unknown attendees had to call me to ask how I fixed it, they requested for my budget and planned to do same.

See there is more to making a home than all this 24hours party o.
I can't imagine hustling so hard just to gather some people together one day to came and enjoy my money. Kole werk!

My mate don dey do house warming na apeje I go come begin carry money do

To each is own o, Op I wish you all the best.

exactly my sis. we did ours with less than 500k and it was awesome.

[quote author=snowytee post=47503252]That's nice. Attack me some more,shey na me wan marry. Interestingly, if a woman wants a huge wedding it's because the man is forming big boy? You gals have fully functional brain and its cute.[/quot

maybe, you are making her feel there is so much money to be spent

2million in this harsh economy era? maybe u have just more than enough. Or u dey form gbogbo bigs boys for her. Presva is so right with her comment.

telim:
Gentleman ke.. Am not yet married but I will like to learn the gear system from you. So that it woun't be like a carried over course when I later get married to someone in the future. what do you think?

When u get d carryover, call on me. I will help u write it. lol

b0rn2fuck:
not hit in term of punches but hit in term of fuckfuck! ok, i wanna fuuuuucccck u

people wey get prick dey receive time table, con be u wey nor get at all.

shine12:
It's a myth(maybe for in married jobless folks) and your post shows you are not married and if married a fresher.
Be married with three kids along with work for you and your wife and you will realise no amount of hitting the spot can make you guys have regular sex due to the toll of work and stress but you can abviously work around it.

So only jobless people have good sex?
Am not here to declare number of kids I have or years in marriage.
We all go through stress of work n kids, but we still create time for sex. Am not d first worker with kids in d world.
It can't be done every day, but d few times u engage in it, in a week should be worth it.

b0rn2fuck:
wow! I love you. I wish we could be hit tins together

Na ur grandmother u wan hit abi?
I forgive u.

Cmiller:
increase gear asin formula 1?

hahahahaha

telim:
when did sex became a machine that as gear. How do I change mine to increase the acceleration? I will really appreciate a tutorial from you.

Dey there dey form gentleman.
At ur age, na now u wan learn gear system?
OK ooo. lol
Are u married? cos my lecture na for my fellow folks o, before u go give people children kobo leg.

telim:
when did sex became a machine that as gear. How do I change mine to increase the acceleration? I will really appreciate a tutorial from you.

Dey there dey form gentleman.
At ur age, na now u wan learn gear system?
OK ooo. lol

IMASTEX:
You are so on point, especially this remark coming from a lady.
Ops need to read my article to see that he is the reason why his wife appear to be less interested. Click: www.nairaland.com/3210924/men-beware-end-lovely-marriage

It is so funny how most men just waste time with less than 10 stroking been on top of a woman and call is love making. Women love sex more than men that is when it is good and quality one.

@thelish, please do well to modify your comment on front page adding the above link to boost a larger views. Thanks

How do I do that? how can I add d link?