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Eeeeew... Disgusting! If i were female: You wont catch me dead wearing that shyt! and i'd kill my kids or wife if dey even as much as think it...WTF

Xunxhine: Its a cover and not a letter. Gettin job isn't pity, its what you can offer. When i become CEO, i won't employ that kinda person, cus of too many excuses.

Sorry, with this attitude of yours, you may neva become one and even if u do, objective people like this wont bother working for you
Ogb0n0

wetin she fine go dia? busy body. After your broda marries, pls dont go and fight or quarrel with his wife. Mind yur husband and kids. Except she is a gbazaQUEEN. non..se.nse. If my elder sister comes to challenge my wife in my house, i'll walk her out of my house... That way she knows me and my wife are one and she can only advice and not enforce

And i heard this on Wazobia yesterday night? who is fooling who?
In oda news, I'm in love

CAF, FIFA and BBC ban NFF for killing the queen of England: she listened to the Nigeria vs Zambia match with Victor Ikpeba as the commentator

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"Ike Shuku Ushe drimble one, he drinmble two and is kwacked by the Zambia defender: Oh no! its a penarity!!!"

For the first time on NL I saw tears welling up in my eyes. reminds me of the squalor of my NYSC camp, but even that had more dignity. How can we ever expect any dignity from a police man trained in such a decadent, squalid, lecherous, filthy debauched pig sty poo for 13 months? Jeez

eaglechild: Spare us abeg!
You obviously, meant what you said.
He just presented a superior arguement so learn from it and stop hiding under the cloak of sarcasm.
Hope you know, it requires a certain level of intelligence to be truly sarcastic.

Nice one jare. You just hit the "head on the nail"...(hope I was intelligent enuf with my sarcasm?)
the guy dey fine way to justify him ignoramity

Solozzo: Absolutely!

While most of his subjects live in abject poverty and deprivation

da.ft! How many of your family members children have not paid their school fees or have not eaten? yet you have money to pay for internet service to be pasting bunkumm on NL, and you're driving car to work (assumed), and giving your gf's money, instead of using the money to buy food for dem. okpe

Anoda "MADE IN CHINA" product
Not hating but i wonder how he'd have looked if he was Congo black

Anoda typical diofference between blacks and white men. The best a black man can own is a dog (evn those of us that keep cats are seen as "winch"... a white man will keep a bear, a lion, a tiger, and just like this one a snapper. We like our life ehn... and yet na we dey quick die pass.

depends on what led to the break up. I'll do that if and only if i intend to marry her...
or the evil in me just wants to errm... ermm ... whats that word again? ok, just wants to cook for her

In oda news, I'm in love with my ex

As silly as asking Nigerians to consume rice only once a week so as to reduce rice importation. why not help the farmers get better produce, and then make more money and even buy Galaxy notes with their proceeds if they so choose? F00lishness in high places

mc~evans:
Where did he get the bald head from?

His neighbour

I'd be surprised if this doesn't get to 20pages: Nigerians can be so divided o religious issues shaa... The FBI has a very popular quote, lemmi paraprhrase "If you remove the impossible, what ever remains, no matter how improbable it is, is the truth". I love Adeboye, and I believe in the miraculous, if you don't, do not drag odas into your despair

Nobody seems to like or comment on number 8
Besides what is heads

Lucky you...Its ok u survived the scam but like odas side, you no too smart.... muehehehehe(recieving texts indeed). That alone sef would have been a pointer. I came across dem once and after the guy sent me the alert, i asked him for recharge card to be calling him as i was in a bus... the fool quickly sent me #400. (compared to N120k worth of stuff he was gonna make, kini big deal ) I sharp sharp use the credit call my baby...and deleted and blacklisted his numbers, not after threathning the m.daf3kcer...Ba lokaci

Super1759: seriously,he listens to side-talks alot

I couldn't agree more... If a local fowl runs across Aso rock, be sure he'd talk about it the next day on AIT

#Singing: Its a SUper st0Ry... where the fishes die of thirst... Its a sUpEr sToRy

Like anything is ever new in Nigeria...

Nigerians and their band wagon mentality : who told you these things are "e-wastes"? FYI, that's the crap y'all buy in Alaba and along the roads in Nigeria: 2nd fridges, tokunbo TV, 2nd hand iron, microwaves, 2nd hand toys, 2nd hand phones, "Belgium" laptops and dsktops...wetin? which one i go mention, which one I go leave?
Its e-waste, yes to those Europeans but its everyday life to the average poor Nigerian. Why are they making it sound like they imported Nuclear waste? Mstcheeew...Some people mumuness wear Ivanovic jersey

nazzyon: Reuben Abati should top the list..... The man has been spewing nonsense since he replaced Ima Niboro

okulaji: did u have to quopte the whole world just to make a single point? anu mpoma

Its called Google dumba$$
Use it and stop asking f00li$h questions

Haven't you guys heard of El Matrix Law? it states "Its only a girl you don't love (and can afford to let go) that you should tell every thing". I agree fully: Imagine telling your fiancee that you've slept SEVERALLY with her twin sister and that while she traveled, you mistakenly had sex with your ex ... My guy e don be for u o!

The worst stench you would have in your fridge is if u store a ripe plantain/banana in the fridge for more than one week...It will so ooze that months later, one can perceive the stench from the fridge. My advice: if u can, eat dem ASAP else kukuma pack am give your meguard

Wait o! she never still marry o! Nobody seems to have noticed that . All those fine fine boiz wey come d party dey fear to ask am out? I wanted to myself, but when I saw all those handsome handsome boiz and girls my liver failed me. #GoingToSlaughterToBuyLiver

tunapawizzy: Stop dis nonsense na....no dey make person fear abeg

Heheheh... ;I don laff now mistakenly press my oga wife bobby

Ikenna my man: Good job: see number of pipu viewing your posts...quite commendable: however I couldn't help but notice that there was little or no traffic on the way...strange . As for those complaining that he shd get a new car, i fink your IQ's are very very low, and you guys are very miopic. A quote from BBC once said "there are two kinds of people, both equally dangerous: those that think everything is bad cos its old, and those that think every thing is good cos its not new"

If your gf wears one of these things, esp to an outing with you, please jilt her