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My first experience was fun : Midway in the flight, I opened the window and bought banana and ground nut from the hawkers, the only sad thing was that the guy selling Gala ran away wit my change . And it was fast too, we dint see any go slow

lacasa: Its an Auto

4cylinder 2k5 Accord ex

Yea, gettin hard kicks when you change gears happens to my Avalon too. I fink reducing your engine may reduce the problem. Mine was terrible b4: each time i change gear in traffic, the cars jerks so hard people starts staring at my car, but my mechanic reduced it to the lowest and its not that bad anymore. Hope this help a bit

Abia
Imo
RIvers
Lagos
Abuja
Gombe
Jos
Osun
Ondo
Ekiti
Kogi
benue
Ogun
Enugu
Anambra
Niger
Akwa Ibom
Delta
Edo
Yobe
Bauchi
Bayelsa
Guy I don travel O!

I still play Video games... My wife may have to make a hard choice some day . even prefer my Xbox 360 to Bleep, most times

afam4eva: You go fear thread now.

At times i wonder why some people get married. It's not by force to get married. But if you must, then you have to live by the code. Your wife is a part of you now, so why should you be hiding anything from her. if you can't trust her then divorce her and get married to someone you can trust. Chikena.

Finally dem don unban my broda . Nnoor... welcome back son. good 2 have u back
@OP: How come you got married and you and your wife didnt share this? A honest discussion abt your salaries I mean. its a very faulty foundation I must say... Beta go and tell her abi u dey fear say she go divorce u because of dat? Then she aint your wife

If u date a girl for 5years and u dont know her reaction towards you taking pictures with anoda girl, then it must be one of two things:
1. You dey play regular away match :most probably with the said girl (cos u for tink am b4 u take d pix) OR
2. She's tired of your sorry a$$

KokoBeware: okafors law

C1 + P = C∞

When i first heard dat law i hated dt with a passion but have come to find it true to a very large extent....Not fair

achi4u: dis one na action film
Remained me one of those Indian film called "the gods must be crazy'
In that film,an europian explorer treated to shot those black naked Indians,instead of them to surrender or run for their dear life,one of them came to the whiteman with long pump-action and started peepin into the mouth of that gun,na so dy whiteman com confuse

well done job to those youth but next time try play with caution.

Guy, were you for watch your own Indian version of "gods muss be crazy?" abi na back of TV you dey watch?
Your grammar makes Patience Jo look smart. U for juss stop for "dis one na action film"

And back to the topic: Congrats to "Oshi-ho wan-mo le" (he still holds them to the ground) and the good ppl of Edo... Screw the "Retardeed" and Rtd General anyways

Is it not VERY obvious BEAF is paid to do this
That's the only explanation I can get from all his posts... and MOST PROBABLY, he has two or more aliases: One posts in support of his statements and the other clicks "likes"...
A smart move prolly suggested by GEJ

How come nobody posted Rita Dominics picture so as to give her a 'lil benefit of the doubt?

No "WTF" button or "hate" button

"Why do the nations rage and the people's plot a vain thing against the LORD and His anointed?"
We bless God o! If say that charge and bail lawyer win the case, we for no hear word

Were 40 laptops people dey naa?

From reading these post and sum ppls responses I'm beginning to believe that this story of 40laptops may very well be true.
Wen ppl make posts abt family or school or relationships, they'll neva talk, but once it has to do with GEJ, they just prop up like mushrooms... supporting his every move with reckless abandon and name calling... My list of these 40 laptops is growing daily

Richfella: I don't think it's a scam yet. After 48 hours and he doesn't send you the stuffs you could say that.

Watch it: very soon, you sef go soon fall for them. as i dey look you, your eye no good rara. WTF do u mean dat its not a scam yet? No vex, but can i juss call u Ogbono or Akamu

Note that the Camry is more popular in Nigeria (esp. the 99 "pencil mouth" cos its fuel efficiency is wonderful... very wonderful!. So if you must join the Avalon people, ready to dey buy fuel a bit more without complaining as a big boy concern

The Avalon is like a fine sexy busty woman that though may be expensive to "maintain", (cos of its v6 engine, fuel consumption - as an American car as opposed to the traditional Japanese Camry, more roomy (mine can take 3 FAT adults in the front seat very comfortably))but you'd get value for your money when you "ride' her.

Oga Cryptic i want to agree with Violent on severeal issues he mentioned. In a nutshell, Scientist and mathematicians try to explain EVERY thing with Mathematica but so far they make SEVERAL ASSUMPTIONS... just like he used simple feelings like hunger and hatred, you can only keep many variables constant to attempt a mathematical relationship. get my drift?

The hatred for maths is universal, just as he had said, I did all tru secondary education, but when I met a good teacher, Maths become a bestie for me (so tey I hammer A1 )
In summary, the love/hatred for maths LH(m) can be defined mathematically as:

LH(m) = T x E x MA x K

where T=teacher, E=Environment, MA=Mental Alertness, K=is a constant that assumes every other variable on planet Earth is kept constant

floriana: We are on top of the situation Nig Ltd (WATTS)

We will leave no stone unturned Ltd. (WWLNSU)

We will apprehend the perpetrators of this dastardly act Nig Ltd (WWATPTDA)

Be free to choose any of the three without fear of copyright infringement

[quote ]OKIJA HOLDINGS NIG LTD(haul nd Log)
OR
OKIJA CONTRACTORS
(HAUL nd LOG)

But does have to be Blah Blah Nigerian LTD? It is just sounds soooo old school and gives it a local whachumacallit.

If you are going add Nigeria Limited, you might as well just go with something like My Eyes Upon the Cross Nigeria Limited or God Pass my Enemies Nigeria Limited. undecided

Evil spirit and okija shrine group of company will be perfect.

I recommend u name it "Facrook & Otedollar Haulage"[/quote]Been laffing my brains out. Anyways try using one of your nicknames... Its gives you passion for the business. OT&E HAulage would be wonderful... Dont ask me what "O" stands for

Mine was a BMW 5series to baadt gaaan
twas a 1994 model. Took me community effort to buy it. later gave it away wen i got a new one
Most memorable moment: when the thing Kaput for go-slow on my first day to my new job #shame face

@Honeric01, can u pls STFU and stop arguing blindly. You once said being self employed is different from being employed. Cant you just pretend to be literate and stop arguing blindly? These guys are industrious: give dat to them and shut your face

Used to have a fulani friend wen I was serving. He said they ate the red necks when they were small...Ewwwwwww
@OP: I have a trick on how to catch Lizards... I learnt it in SS2, when we were told to bring unwounded Lizards for Biology Practicals(b4 una go tink say my papa na herbalist or say na me been dey chop am )
1.) Wearing hand gloves, get a dead cockraoch and attach a hook or curved-pin shaped like a hook, into its guts
2.) Tie the hook to a long twine or strong thread.
3.) Just the way you fish, drag the thread slowly so the cockraoch appears to be moving and watch the way the Lizards will pursue it swiftly the way politicains dey take pursue young gals. The one who eats the roach gets caught in the throat! Voila!!! you got your bush meat: FOC

Jenams: Nigerians dnt like τ̅o spend G̲̅Ơ͡ƠD̲̅ money wen buyin a ride, later u will run bak complainin. ǰUsτ imagine someone wit 400k budget for a ride!

Mind your bizness or STFU. If say you get money u no go dey use this ya blackberry curve 1. Elenu jijo bi akpere molla

With 350-400k you can easily get a Nigerian used 3rd hand car from good mechanics or car dealers around, but be careful abt the make: If its a German car, (Volvo, BMW, Benz) it will be more durable/rugged, last longer and still have a good 2nd hand value, but you go buy fuel tire and some parts are kind of relatively expensive.
If on the other hand you get a Nissan, Mitsubishi or even a toyota, you need not worry abt fuel or availability of parts but need I warn you that you may spend more time at the mechanic shop than in your house (simply cos its 3rd hand or 5th hand )
A golf may not be so fashionable but it would do cos since you said you are a low income earner, it has low fuel consumption, the parts are cheaper and available and you fit still use am do kabu kabu later later

cyril83: so there's no how you cud say corect and try in yoruba or is there nothing like corect or try in yoruba dictionary...ode! You are nothing buh a cunk tribalist,ileke idi u shud have named ursef ileke obo

hehehehehe.. seee as laff don make me slap mopol ileke obo

Orikinla: There are only two.
Lagos and Calabar.
These are the only safe cities in Nigeria.
And without safety, a city cannot be good enough to even be called BEST!

From your comment and your name, you neva travel pass 4 states, abeg, so make just close your mouth dey read comments: "without safety, nye nye nye nye" see your mouth like safety

Back to d topic: apart from the recent BH insurgence, I'd say the following but not in any particular order:

Jtown
Lagos
kano
Port harcourt
Abuja
Abuja again
Owerri
KD
Benin

Billyonaire: Going to Yobe is scary, but I dont think its the President that influences NYSC posting.

Bi.lly the he_go.at: cant you find better ways of prooving your fool.ishness?

That girl senior am be that. Abi na only me dey see the Mary Kay?
Nonetheless, its Beauty and the Beast as some one said

buzugee: now i am convinced nigerians are crazy. you will pay like 16,000 naira per month for internet access, pay extravagantly for cars, pay extravagantly to enter clubs, pay extortionate amount for clothes, pay extortionate amount for your blackberrys and other luxuries but when it comes to the thing that matter most in life you are screaming murder horror ? whats 20 naira ? this is like ONLY 8 pence per sachet. geezzzz can the water people make some profit too so they can live ?

The implication of that is far reaching. Guess you dont know and will neva know. So I'd advise you go and self-service off... To us here its a terrible news, guess its time to move to Abuja and start a pure water business

Know the people that matter! (that will make all your mediocre posts make front page)