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1. When you go big man house, no dey jones like say you never see food before, reason am: no do longer throat
proverbs 23:1

The guy is fighting his internal battles in public

A place to hear news (half baked and fully baked), a place to diss and or get dissed and front fake personalities . Its fun to me tho... and yea addictive if u aint careful

BBP. Dont mind 'em. Lovely pixesn jare, I loved them all (esp the suya and the soups ). Lagos is "durty" no doubt, but it offers so much in Tourism, How do i explain that to these mo.ro.ns? Ever been to Brazil before? the place slum bad pass Ajegunle, but its a tourist's haven

Its simple: Flirt openly with guys: i mangine my girl telling me to stop sending hugs and kisses bbm and twitter. I'd refuse sha, but when I see her sending same to her male friends, both married and unmarried, uncles, former bf's, classmates etc, then i will call for a truce. Its a guy thing

I hate yellow/green/red/purple/orange fitted jeans and I feel any guy/girl that wears it is either uneducated, attention seking or just came out of the village. Please dont hate, its just IMHO

mr atom: bunch of Thiefs, imagine pastor own private jet while his followers dying whith hunger,

Must you call pastors name? Abi na pastor say make you no hussle gat ya own money. I wonder why pastors are synonymous to private jets these days. In the 80's pastors used to be known as poor and wretched, now their story has changed, tongues have started wagging.

in Anambala its "Donti"

hehehehehehehe.... and I almost commented o!

Callotti: Does not look healthy kpa-kpa.
Does not look like a male.
That mustache na wah!
Who knows?
Maybe the 'OCCULT' have come for his heart.
He must have pledged that in exchange of 'power' in Okija shrine.

He that does not use his brain is no better than he that has none...
Get well soon sire, or prayers are wif you

Frank-C:
Pythons have always swallowed chickens even before the days of Noah. How come this particular python swallowed this unfortunate chicken because of 'flooding'?

Good question.some people are just damn right stew
...smh

Garri Zombies:
Started around 4am, Wale was reading NL on his galaxy tab and went to take a leak. Suddenly, a cold hand stretched out of his phone and held his neck and squeezed the Garri out of his life. This was the 7th time that day a garri zombie attacked. The owner of the forum, Seun osewa called an emergency meeting to look into this menace. Whiile all seated and ready t begin the meeting behind closed doors somewhere in Ojuelegba, suddenly all the lights went off and screams were heard every were. Seun panicked,mukina peed his pants,190's heart stooped beating and he said his last prayers. By d time the lights came on again, Seun was alone...with a wraithe that looked like a bag of garri with kuli kuli legs and teeths that looked like a Tigers sabre claws.¤.¤.
The story just begun...
We're but pencils in d hands of the creator

yea, nice job done at calling the youths on social media idle and unintelligent, wait till they give u a taste of ur own medicine and then you'd learn not to throw stones if yiu live in a glass house. For a start, how long would it take the very "intelligent" president to bring Farouk and the oil thieves to book, and tell his genius wife that she has no business being the Bayelsa perm sec?

ernestleon: Bros na everyday u dey show urself?

No mine am, ogbono wey no dey draw

tjskii: Wait oo,was dt aeroplane thing for real, I thot it was a joke o,especially wen I saw this

Honestly I duuno wich is funnier: the comment or the picture? i wan laff loose my swagg

STFU: suht teh fc.uk up
BBP: bad belle people
FL: facrook lawal- a disgraced notorious bribe-collecting house-of-reps midget that hides wads of notes in his cap and inside his overflowing garments
GEJ, GJE, JEG, : abbr for Mr President
Abeg park well: used to shrug someone off

Saved mine as "Otuekere MTN Otuekere Etisalat" etc

Inasmuch as I dont like the harsh words bakare used in describing GEJ's background, do note that prophets of old spoke more of politics than any other topic. If you're in doubt, go read the book of 1st and 2nd Samuel, Kings, Chronicles, Nehemiah, Jeremiah, Nehemiah, Hosea, Daniel etc. Strange innit?

poshqueen: My baby lexus for life

In her profile she sits as a passenger and snaps herself (wonder y girls always do that),
Now she gives the finger in a pose with a car she calls her own...smh for some people o!
Back to the topic, as someone has said, The Toyota spyder has very good second hand value that's y its been sold by most upgraders period.
Next topic plssss

chelseabmw: This post am replying to is the dumbest post all over NL

Dry! As funny as u may seem I already said that b4 . If u aint got nuttin to say, go service yourelf

Yea I agree, this is the dumbest topic (b4 una go yab me, make I yab myself first ) but I see some post on NL and I'm like: this sure will win the award for the dumbest post on NL
This is mine:

xxxxxx100: What are all these figures? That we spend more than white people on our governments? We already know that, so what? In Nigeria every politician has a to settle his people. Politics in Nigeria has always been like that. If you were in Nigeria you would see them buying "empowerment equipment" for their constituents and giving them away free. 50 motor bikes , 60 sewing machines etc. they do this often as well as the other daily settlement that they have to do. Like it or hate it, it is how WE OPERATE.

So get your heads out of your azzes and move on to something productive only you bleating like sheep here are interested in wasting time on such crap.

Talking about expectations BTW, wher are we on the Farouk/Otedollar case now? #WeepsFor9ja

12 inches!:
I dnt see pple fooling their mechanics here...All I see is pple fooling themselves...And how did this make its way to the front page!!! I'm gettin tired of this nL sef...Pple jst start all forms of rubbish threads and they make the front page....Shior

Just as some one said, its not every book you see in the library that you nmust read: if u don't d dig the post y not waka pass?
back to the post: just dis week my car ignition would not turn so I called my mechanic. After a fruitless hour of struggle he said I shd loose the steering and a few oda funny suggestions. so I simply googled it, got suggestions and called an electrician and told him what to do. Car is starting well now. My advice: when you have a strange problem google it first b4 calling your mechanic

ifihearam: Who be this fool?

40 Laptop: cant you see beyond the guys sarcasm?

~Bluetooth:
I have not eaten it in a decade,so I dont know why.

Billyonaire: I cant remember the last time I set my eyes on corn.

I just wonder if its a must for some pipu to comment shaa. It beats me. nye nye nye nye... dem dey find meat for pot, kpomo sef dey show face, Nonsence

Applauds Davido...e no easy abeg.
@Krucifax: I dust my hat for you...Very precise and mature comments