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shadrach77: Photoshopped!

Olodo, no be only photoshop, na photoshade...Akamu like u

jmaine: Your post epitomizes foolishness . . . .redeem yourself by saying something reasonable next time . . .

Whats foolish abt what I wrote? . believe me, you dont wanna be in my bad books

This is a military vest for chrissake. why publicise it Am also scared the wrong people are fully aware and are gonna get their filthy hands on it. GEJ wants to score a cheap political point at the expense of a security breach... slow powk

* we have relatively good weather,
* We are survivors , with a good sense of humour,a s Fela said "shuffering and shmiling" (sic)
* We sabi ball
* We are religious, hence docile (sometimes) : only in 9ja will a mad mad pray in a bus b4 a journey commences and people will chorus Amen

You are the only girl I've slept with in the past 2years, if you doubt me, ask my friends

Trust the guys! They'll cover for their buddy

Amn't I sexy?

I lafff so tey I press my Manager wife bress
Guy, your mouth is so wide, you cud swallow a banana sideways

Mtel

...and the rot continues to eat away....deeper and deeper...a bit slowly sometimes, but surely

gidson12: lol them carry them go backstage near the toilet quickly handed them the award and told them to leave the venue immediately, lol not even a single pic to show they even attended the show......chai, Hahaha, africa my africa......and btw who is sarkodie?

Sardokie is a preedy good Ghanaian rapper. You can download one of the songs he did with our very own Chidinma "Obimo Remix". The guy did a nice job

LIVE AND LET LIVE
LET THEM SAY
PICTURES OF PASUMA WITH VARIOUS NAMES eg: Golden boy, American Boy, Paso Were (Paso Mad man)
Obama
Pastor
Navy, Soldier, (all in a bid to scare away Lastma officials and Touts)

There are a lot of materials on the internet these days to help you too. Nonetheless, this forum will help you step by step along the way. since you have finished your feasibility studies, I suggest you start building and ask questions about troubles u encounter along the way, we can throw in one or two helpful suggestions from experience (I don forget plenty tinz sha)
And sorry to digress, did you use AutoCAD '12 or Google sketch for the Turbine diagram u posted?

Hey cheap point scores, this has NAFFIN to do with GEJ!!! Its Shell, plsss read again, SHELL; IMO duuhhh

#singing: "e be like say dem want to tell us, anoda story again o!".
its just d same cycle of lies and gibberish and propaganda, and endless committees uncovering plots dat will neva be pinished and so on...jeeez! How stewpid can one people be?
And this coming from Reno... #TakenWithAPinchOfSalt

#singing: "e be like say dem want to tell us, anoda story again o!".
its just d same cycle of lies and jibberish and propaganda, and endless committees uncovering plots dat will neva be pinished and so on...jeeez! How stewpid can one people be?
And this coming from Reno... #TakenWithAPinchOfSalt

Billyonaire: 1. Formation of State Police
2. Sacking of any governor that there is terrorist attack in his state 3 times in a year and installment of military administrator to take over the state for 1 yr then conduct new election for new governor aftwards.
3. Banning of importation of explosives into the country
4. Introduction of firing squad for BH members caught.
5. Closure of borders between Nigeria and Chad/Niger
6. Issuance of approval licenses before construction of places of worship
7. Monitoring of sermons/preaching in Churches and mosques to avoid radicalization.

Nominee for dumbest post on this thread... ishi aki

lol? what does that word even mean?

naijalodge: Stop lying just to defend him,its only his bacelona players and coach that said those rubbish,what do u even expect them to say if nt to compliment him,and don't even call maradona,all his life he plaid on drug...and stop acting as if u just started watching football,messi is so poor playing without his bacelona team mates so go and do some reserch urself,..or u didn't watch copa america,fiffa world cup and other international tornament?..just take it,Ronaldo is far better than messi cause he can play with anybody,be it good or bad,he will always be ur team leader....be it sporting lisbon,man utd,PoRTUGAL,REAL MADRID..ETC...messi is good bt nt to the hight u guys are screeming him to,messi without xavi and iniesta in ur team will definately be a waste of money...take it or leave it...they will always blame his team mates in argentina for nt supplying him with the ball,as if football na wait make i give u ball score,meanwhile Ronaldo always does it himself...hiss and leave...make these little comparison....
In set pieces(free kick),who is better?
2) in heading,who is better?
3) in speed,who is better?
4) in terms of both foot,who is far more dexterious?
5) in shot power,who is better
6) in terams of team leading and football experience,who has it?
7) who has proven himself in any team and competition to be good and and blameless?....look u guys argue like people who just watched a tape of messi taged ''best of messi'',without watching real football...rubbish...

Happy Buffday Messi.
@naijalodge: stop falling your hand naaa... As advised, u can argue Maradona/pele and Messi not CR7 abeg... your arguments are lame, weak, dumb, baseless,myopic,childish, and worse still pitiable, sarcastic, fallacious and hopeless...Messi is so good dat even Marcelo didnt know when he called him "the best eva in history". If u no like am, go use super glue do eyedrop

Sumone get me an earmuff! your pictures are shouting way too loudly!!! The colour combination na die(lemon and Orange are shouting colors y'know?)
But Nice Pix sha...and like odaz said, u must be bold to post it on NL...
HML

amaba: Stop deluding urself
They have asian layers for commercial purpose. They toured the "whole" of africa 4 commercial purpose.
What has Mike adenuga offer nigeria? GLo only promotes the rich and stars without any consideration 4 the average nigerians in all their stupid promos and shows. Acting like a red devil.
4 Mikel Chelsea had 2 use 911 2 save him 4rm football disaster in Man U.
Is the so called Kenyan boy the only black african u can remember? Biased & racist supporter. Where are all the african boys in ur academy?
Chelsea especially & Arsenal r 2 clubs that promotes black players.
BLOODY RACIST RED DEVIL SUPPORTER

spot on!!!

otunba 9ja: I AM STILL LAUGHING AS I RESPOND TO THIS....GUYS, PLS WAKE UP....THIS IS JUST A PIECE OF GRAPHIC WORK.

WALK INTO ANY GOOD COMPUTER SCHOOL WITH YOUR PICTURE AND IT WILL NOT SURPRISE YOU THAT YOUR ORIGINAL
WEAR IN THE PICTURE CAN BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE THAT OR MADE TO CARRY A SIGN LIKE `` I LOVE ALQEADA ``

Smart @$$, I do Photoshopping and very very well at that too, that labeling was not Photoshopped, if it was, its definitely not in "any good computer school" and would require a lot of editing, the pixels would be edited to the minutest of details so that the words will adjust along the lines of the folds on the shirt, and the reflections of the words... so stop laffing and try scratching your head

abinitio, i dint like the kid cos all my younger ones (esp d gurls) would alwasys go into a frenzy wheneva his songs were played on MTV base ( iwas like kini big deal) . But seriously ryt now, I like the guy, he's young , he's gifted, very very gifted, handsome and making Nigerians proud... Let hates hate...And for the guy that said he shd go to school, abeg park well joor... we know all these things... as long as say the guy no be thief, him don make am...even pass yu sef

James Bond (Sean Connery) You only live twice, Golden gun, Octopussy
The gods must be crazy
RAmbo 123
Commando
Police story
I spit on your grave (That was blue film to us o!)
Coming to America
Romancing the stone
Indianna Jones
the good the bad the ugly
Jango, Jango strikes again, Return of Jango (Clint my Homie Eastwood ) Me likey
Mard
Robocop
Watan ke rakwale (india)
Okpuru Anaynwu (mike Orife dimma)
Abija

elaine mia: Deci numberie (number 10)and the one about the indian twins, one was a magician(1,2,9,...11)

I don laff mistakenly slap Mopol @ De Numberie, and the twin movie was Toofan

OK, lets assume European commentators are way out of our league when it comes to commentary: they have so much trivia at thier finger tips, and can even tell you when each player made debut and scored their first goal, Reason: they research and prepare for each match cos its what they are paid to do, its their passion. Lets even take a toll from the South American commentary... I remember once when Nigeria played a friendly against Columbia and the commentary was in Spanish, though I couldn't understand a thing , but there was so much passion, so much ethusiasm, and finesse about the commentary (though a bit biased, cos when they scored Nigeria, the guy gave a looong yell of "gooooooooooaaaalll!!!" with a single breath of air for about 1 minute and then repeatedly echoed "goalu goalu goalu goal goal, excellento goal" like the f00l that used to talk in Winning Eleven ps1 ). like someone said, Hamid Adio and his crew neva make a sentence wotout saying "yes indeed"

@point B: Must have missed that, will send it to Oxford, Chamber's and Encyclopaedia ASAP

Farouk    /fɑːrʊk/ Pronounced[fah-rook] plural farouks

— v
1. To collect partial or full bribe from an individual in order to get the job done, then deny collection then finally plead guilty when evidence is undeniable
2. to threathen some one to part with money or face legal action
eg- My little boy farouked his father when he caught him sleeping with their houshelp
-The Gangstar looked at the midget who was Farouking him and smiled a knowing smile
3. to cheat; fleece; swindle.
4. to put ones shinning career in danger with consequent punishment, disgrace
Eg- she was on two scholarship in the UK when she was Farouked

-noun
1. A vertically disadvantaged swindler with big big grammar
2. (in law) money collected (at the back) as evidence during court proceedings
Eg - Can the witness please produced the serialized Farouks

I once challenged my father in SS1 when I performed poorly and he gave me that bull cr@p abt always coming 1st. I asked him cynically "whish parent would eva claim to have come last " mehn, I got the beating of my life

Other lies I was told were:
* Dont sweep at nyt, yopu'd invite witches
* Go to bed early else the SPIRIT of growth will come to yur bed, and if he doesn't find you, you will remain a dwarf (dis one scared the poo outta me)
* Dont kill Wall Gecko, 'twill make you wet your bed
* Dont kill those fat slimy toads, you'll break a glass cup and loose your spoons if you do
* Playing Draught (aka draft) will make you dull
* Never drink Coke and drink Garri or Eat Mango and eat Eba.... Na today

nitrogen: Oga, stop now, u just dey 'jabo'.

Heheheehe...The more the guy dey try to arrange hinself, the more him dey tabon .

Hottestbuoy: Yeaaaaaaa!!! you quys are dead riqht .......i really eered by not cross-checkinq my comments before submittinq them*ohh silly me!!! Thouqh hv taken some salient & neccessary corrections from you all....wanna thank you once aqain....its sort of an eye-opener for me now.........Ooops!!! I heard someone made mention of the word ''Proof-read''(you quys really make me reminisce on what our DNA can do by Proof-readinq all the seqment of our DNA such that all our genes doesn't make mistakes when our qenes are bin copied or translated by Protein to avoid copyinq Junk Genes which causes some of these inherited Genetic Disorders some people faced in our society)

Abeg note that the "g" key is located to the right of your "f" key on Qwerty phone

queensmith: what kind of nonsense an 80year old man? for what? the resources he's using to get a wife, he needs to use to get a maid. Its ridiculous, its disgusting. Just because shes a woman, doesnt now make her worthless, so because she's 50 she now has to go for a man thats 30 years her senior? You people are ridiculous! ridiculous!

Award of miss ITK 2012. 1stly you dint answer d question if you were married, 2ndly go ask your folx who Nelson Mandela is, 3rdly when you're 30 as a lady, you no go send many things...
4thly, I tink you're very shallow minded and inexperienced abt these things...No hard feelings. Finally, Ridiculous is when you (yes you madam) turns 30 as single lady and post Topics on NL like "I'm 30 and pregnant for a poor jobless guy, pls advise?"

At the site of their new home, a rich couple were inspecting the progress of work done when one bricklayer ran up to the wife and greeted her in a very intimate and familiar way: "haaa Rosa my darling Rosa, e don tey o! see as you don fresh you don forget me finish, see as you come fine dey chop money..." he continued
The husband, now smiling but surprisingly not angry said to the wife "You see d kine people wey you been dey friend? thank God say i marry u, If not, you would have been a bricklayers wife by now "
The wife simply smiled back and retorted: "for where, na you suppose thank God say you marry person like me, if not, na you suppose be that brick layer"

hehehehehe...you gat me there bro. nice one