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HEARD IT HAS 4 SIMCARDS!
Chinko must be Chinko

Let GEJ grant these guys amnesty too

Some of u guys are silly wanna-be's. If u drive a state of the art SUV that runs on flats, so effing waht? Some one was even making boast that he has driven one before (SMH). The list provided is ok, its for your own safety. If to say u get Range rover sport you for no dey hia dey comment.

My Cortina shoes would neva come to me in its next world. My Dad bought me my first pair in Primary four when i took 3rd and I wore up till JS2. By that time, the sole was so flat (from too much screeching) like a wafer and all the shoe makers had an autograph on the shoe . I even remembered giving the shoe a pet name (though adon forget the name sef). I kept the corpse of the shoe in the wardrobe to shpw my kids... before militants stole it

Formerly 40 points used to be the benchmark for safety from relegation, but this years Premier league table is very strange. The bottom 11 teams have 41 points and below. It becomes more dicey if Wigan eke out a win over Arsenal, then the battle for relegation will be fought out till the last day (May 19)
See how the bottom 11 teams look like

1 Man Utd. 88 37
2 Man City FC 75 36
3 Chelsea FC 72 37
4 Tottenham 69 37
5 Arsenal 67 36
6 Everton 63 37
7 Liverpool 58 37
8 West Brom Albn 48 37
9 Swansea 46 37
10 West Ham 43 37
11 Stoke 41 37
12 Norwich City 41 37
13 Newcastle 41 37
14 Southampton 40 37
15 Fulham 40 37
16 Aston Villa 40 37
17 Sunderland 39 37
18 Wigan Athletic 35 36
19 Reading 28 36
20 QPR 25 37

Hemanwel: Berem,you are now MALE??As in a male with a Di.ck?

Tot i was the only one that noticed this? this pree.ek growing thinghy has finally reached 9ja? na wa o
As for Cobhams, he makes me wonder who actually is blind in reality?

Nixoderm

He'll definitely do "OLIVER TWIST" as National anthem

Mehn this Bance guy Worgly o!

See a few state websites in Nigeria in 2013 - State of the art

chilecharis: @Gej79 what is ur problem? so she must go necked to prove she's a celeb. Na waooo!

Babe but why? Necked korh, u for kukuma speak ibo naa

oddy4real: Weep for yourself

Who dey talk to this magg0t?

I thought these 40 laptop squad had given up, with the likes of beef and mutton shamelessly giving way. Now I see a few new recruits - POINTBless SOLOMON - and I cant help but feel they are still very much around. For crying out loud Anyim just said GEJ allows you do anything you like without inteference!! . He's the head of the executive, he needs to know, he needs to consult and stand against decisions that will shame his govt and cause further ill to his citizenry. What other way do u define ceaselessness and weakness and a lack of will power to make things work. I weep for Nigeria

tundysho: There will be a probe and anybodyNOBODY found wanting will be sacked.”

Business as usual. no be GEJ again

She taught me how to cook Jollof rice, and how to comport myself with a lady

blink182: you are so jobless, kai, God forbid I degenerate to your level. I even thought, it was Seun that started this thread.

Hehehehe...I was in my air conditioned office when I snipped this screen from my galaxy tablet as soon as I noticed the milestone. Guess you were so busy at your job collecting tickets at NURTW park @Oshodi, that you didnt notice. 0gb0n0

Awww... so cool
Guess what i like about the concept?
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Nothing

I expect Seun to give us recharge cards and prolly declare a public holiday 2moro

The only words that came out of my mouth was "hmmmmm" and I kept saying them all thru each picture . I weep for Nigeria. Compare oil rich Bayelsa with oil rich Texas

snipped screen!

Finally! i timed it right...yeaaaaa

But the goats deserved to die. A cockroach is never innocent in the midst of Lizards. Dint you guys see the picture of the police academy in Lagos?
meanwhile, this would make a good case of "animal cruelty" for a young lawyer in the US, don't you think?

401kk: Man Gets Mother-In-Law Pregnant
Posted by Information Nigeria in Home »
Lifestyle on August 19, 2012 - 11
Comments

If Mr Tiamiyu Ibrahim, a 45-year-old
mechanic, had been part of the Nigerian
contigent to the just concluded London
2012 Olympics, he, probably, would have
won a medal for Nigeria. The only snag is
that his field of specialisation, ‘bedminton’
was not part of the sporting activities
listed for the tournament. IDOWU ADELUSI,
in this piece, reports the story of a man
who put his mother-in-law in a family
way.
MRS Aminat Ibrahim’s story appears
fictitious, but it is not. The claim of the 40-
year-old trader that her husband is the
father of a four-month-old baby girl born
by her mother leaves one wondering
whether Aminat knows the weight of her
claim or not.
Mrs Ibrahim said she was ashamed and
rattled by the development, adding that
her unrepentant mother had threatened
to curse her for exposing her misdeed.
Narrating how love affair developed
between her mother and the husband,
Mrs Ibrahim said her mother, who lived in
a village at Apomu Area of Osun State, had
been visiting them regularly at Oje Area of
Ibadan where they (couple) lived.
She continued, “being my mother, I had
no cause to worry, moreso, when she told
me that she was assisting me spiritually to
become pregnant.
“I wedded my husband five years ago
without issue. Sometime in February last
year, my mother came to visit us and said
she would stay with us for a while.
“I objected since I was not nursing a
baby, but she insisted and said was
worried about our childlessness and
wanted to help us get over it. When I told
my husband he was glad about my
mother’s concern.
“Being a trader, I always leave home most
times at 6.00 a.m for neighbouring towns
and villages to buy yam tubers or
vegetables and then bring them to the
market to sell. I always leave the market at
7 p.m.
“My husband is a mechanic. He has his
workshop at a place not far from our
house. This enabled him to always come
home in the afternoon for lunch often
prepared by my mother.
“After a while, my husband would tell me
jokingly that my mother’s soup was
delicious than the soup I prepared.
“I did not suspect that anything was
going on between them. After all, I trusted
my husband, besides the woman in
question is my mum and not a friend.
“In December last year, I noticed that my
mother’s belly was protruding.When I
demanded to know if she was pregnant,
she said yes. She told me further that her
man-friend in the village impregnated her,
adding that she used to go to the village
when everybody in the house had gone
out. Our father died long ago.
“I advised her to look for accommodation
elsewhere but she refused. After exerting
much pressure on her to leave our house,
she confessed that my husband
impregnated her.
“I was dazed and almost passed out. She
told me that my husband ignited the love
affairs.
According to the mother, whenever she
(the mother) was in the bathroom, the
husband would jump in to see her
nakédness, pretending to be unaware
that she was in the bathroom.
Explaining further, the mother said, “each
time he came home for lunch, he would
play p0 *n ographic films, inviting me to
join him in the sitting room to watch it.
Mrs Ibrahim added, “According to my
mum, while the film was going on, my
husband would come to where she was
sitting and grabbed her. Even after she
had freed herself from him and run to
stay in the kitchen, my husband would still
go to meet her and that was how he
started having séx with her.
“My mother told me that she agreed to his
demand since it was just to satisfy him
and protect my marriage. Moreso, she
never thought she could get pregnant
again at 57 years.
“My mother explained further that my
husband stopped going to work on
Saturdays in order to stay with her at
home. She told me that four attempts
were made to terminate the foetus
because she was ashamed but each attempt was unsucceesful.
The woman revealed that when she confronted her husband on the issue, the husband told her to take it easy because she was still childless.
Her word: “My husband told me that it was my mother who séduced him by always staying nakéd in the room
knowing that he could come into the room anytime since they are living in a
room and palour apartment.
“He told me not to bother him much on
the matter since I don’t have any child for
him.”

This should be a topic and shd make front page too

Its very simple: if you're depraved and cant ask a girl out, go look for a hoe: why do that? beats my imagination. lousy scoundrels ... and some of them dey NL here o

infidelity: Instant Game over
Nagging and constant lying: after a while sha

PAGAN 9JA:
EXACTLY! so many of our rural tribal sisters don covery dey bosom. its just an oversized chest. .

Oya tell ya wife to open her bossoms when your colleagues from office come ya house... Many of dem no go stand up from chair to go chop... You know why naaaa #EviGrin

Na only bosoms? I had a female cousin who complained of irregular menstruation to a pharmacists cu.m doctor. The guy come begin put him gloved hands into her "wallet' asking her questions like "does here itch? what of here" and stuffs like that. She came back and was asking me if its normal, I laffed her to scorn. I even asked her if she paid him and she was like yes...Plus drugs and all, over 18k...
Shyyyt! i almost churned out my belly in laffter. You paid a doctor to fgienr you?
Dayeeeum!!!!

One great reason why pipu shd not drink beer
and yet anoda reason why Benin guys dont marry from Benin