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PoliticsRe: Edodecides2024: INEC Uploads 90.33% Of Results On IREV by theophorus(m): 8:01pm On Sep 21, 2024
Beremx hope say una organise Situation Room and hope say una people don dey compile una vote already cos we no want any noise when dem declare who win ooo.

Lp ooo
PDP ooo
ApC ooo
Make all of una check wetin Irev and compile una own result make anybody no come dey shout INEC abi PBAT for here ooo.

NB: Aso-Ebi for Handling over dey available ooo, who need am make he send me Dm
AgricultureRe: Goat Gets A Bag Stuck On Its Head, Causes Commotion (Video) by theophorus(m): 7:39pm On Sep 21, 2024
This thing dey funny ehn, the goat go just dey do like mumu up and down.

Well, Na ojukoro abi longer throat carry the goat go where he no know so.
PoliticsRe: Remi Tinubu At 64: Senators Ekwunife, Oduah, Olujimi Celebrate Tinubu’s Wife by theophorus(m): 3:49pm On Sep 21, 2024
Happy Birthday Madam.
Wishing you more of Life's Blessings in sound Health.
FoodRe: Her Co-worker Kept Stealing Her Food, So She Did This (video) by theophorus(m): 11:46am On Sep 21, 2024
Wen she for put Buhari inside the food.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo And Museveni Tour Lato Milk Factory In Uganda(video and photos by theophorus(m): 9:49am On Sep 21, 2024
You no too seriously serious.
You want to talk Bilateral trade but Na Pa OBJ wen comot over 17yrs ago you dey talk am with abeg parkwell and tell you people say una come SNAP PICTURES NI.
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: Police Arrest Political Thugs, Recover Firearms (Photos) by theophorus(m): 6:03am On Sep 21, 2024
Hmmmm!
Election no be war ooo.
SportsRe: Victor Boniface: From 30 Naira Fan To Playing Champions League by theophorus(m): 10:24pm On Sep 20, 2024
May Favour shine upon Us all.
Amen!
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin Debunks Allegations Of Plotting To Overthrow Tinubu by theophorus(m): 10:08pm On Sep 20, 2024
Na Money I need now, abeg make this boy park well joor.

Anything wen you like do but if hand touch you no complain ooo.
TV/MoviesRe: 8 Nollywood Filmmakers Who Surpassed N100 Million In 2024(pics) by theophorus(m): 10:11am On Sep 19, 2024
Wait ooo, I think say people from one area dey claim say Na dem be "nollywood"?

Well, wahala for who dey Compare himself to others.
SportsRe: Atlanta Dream Sign Ezinne Kalu To Hardship Contract by theophorus(m): 8:27am On Sep 19, 2024
Congratulations.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Guarded By Secret Service Counter-sniper Team, Protective Tent As He.... by theophorus(m): 4:28pm On Sep 18, 2024
Check the first 3 comments, then check their further comments down and you will realise why their Candidate came 3rd.
CelebritiesRe: FBI Find Rifles, 1,000 Bottles Of Lube In Raid On Sean Combs Mansion by theophorus(m): 6:18am On Sep 18, 2024
Hian!
To think Puff Daddy was like my celebrity Icon when I was still a kid, hmmm.

You handsome, get money, get fame, get talent/skills etc... But this kain conspiracy no dey comot for your doormot.

Na waoh, just carry your hand take destroy yourself.

Abeg, that boy wen collect Grammy hope no be say dem lube am too?
PropertiesRe: Why 9 Inch Block Is Best For Duplex by theophorus(m): 6:31pm On Sep 16, 2024
Na those Oyinbo type of padded House I wan dey build naw.

Abeg who get NGN1,000,000 make he send me mail, so I go update am my aza, make he send the money there.
PoliticsRe: Democracy Under Tinubu, Captured State – Peter Obi by theophorus(m): 6:11pm On Sep 16, 2024
Eeya!
Bros, when you do Guvnor for Anambra no be state capture you do abi?
PoliticsRe: Edo Guber Election Is A Do-or-die Affair, Says Obaseki by theophorus(m): 7:24pm On Sep 14, 2024
Oshey! Eyan Mayweather.
No worry Body go soon tell you, when you kollect beta planking.

Instead make you do wetin Edo people elect you to do Na Fighting competition you do for 8yrs, E reach time to campaign again Na threat you dey threaten.

You go soon sabi wetin hit you.
CrimeRe: Jealous Cambodian Woman Arrested For Attempted Murder Over Nigerian Boyfriend by theophorus(m): 1:33pm On Sep 14, 2024
Wen two of dem for cooperate Cut the Guy Pen**, come divide am via Transverse section, while they take one a piece. grin

But seriously, this Girl no nice ooo, see as see pin person daughter for Chair come dey threatened am.
EducationRe: Unspeakable Thing About Medical Schools In Nigeria by theophorus(m): 3:28pm On Sep 12, 2024
This is Nigeria.
If he work for you, you go call am...
But if he no work for you, you go call am...

Abeg, make everybody Sha know say Nemesis dey wait us all.
PoliticsRe: APC Pulls Out Of Edo Election Peace Accord by theophorus(m): 1:43pm On Sep 12, 2024
When the guvnor too like trouble, he don carry am teach election naw but 21/22 still be date
PoliticsRe: Back To School: Women, Children Struggle For Food, Transportation by theophorus(m): 11:51am On Sep 12, 2024
Wetin man go do?

If the school fees increase, then change School and if Na trekable distance abeg use legedis Benz.

But Sha, try make you pikin school no far from house.

This Season no go long. He go soon pass.
PoliticsRe: Joe Ajaero FG, Labour Engage In Claims, Counterclaims Over Ajaero’s Arrest by theophorus(m): 9:54am On Sep 12, 2024
Abeg make both of una park well.

Make LP come carry their President and make FG face Governance.
Cos these Balablu_Bulaba no concern Us as Children dey resume school next week and school fees and Stationeries are needed to avoid bulaba
PoliticsRe: MKO Abiola's Children Accuse Kola And Wuraola Of Diverting Their Inheritance by theophorus(m): 9:22am On Sep 12, 2024
Abeg, make una handle una family matter for secret.

Na PBAT and Nigeria dey on point for naw, make una carry una self stay one side.
PoliticsRe: Edo 2024: PDP May Not Sign Peace Accord – Obaseki by theophorus(m): 6:34am On Sep 12, 2024
Dem dey beg you before?
We sabi your way naw.

Wahala with everybody Na why nobody fit stand with you be that. But no worry, after you hand over on Monday give Monday Na that Time you go know say Peace is Golden.
PoliticsRe: Edo 2024: Oba Of Benin Directs Chiefs To Perform ‘Bisusu’ To ‘ward Off Evil’ by theophorus(m): 6:34am On Sep 12, 2024
For 2024?
He be like dem don show Oba shege so Baba dey find way to remedy the shege but no be these practices go do am ooo
CelebritiesRe: Drama Unfolds As Late Mohbad’s Father Avoids Looking At His Wife In Court (Vid) by theophorus(m): 8:05pm On Sep 11, 2024
Say
Foreign AffairsRe: Harris Mocked For Exaggerated Facial Expressions As Trump Spoke At Debate.... by theophorus(m): 5:13pm On Sep 11, 2024
The supporter of one of those two dey behave like the headless mob for this our obodo naija.
PoliticsRe: Abure Lied, Didn’t Remit ‘₦‎1,000 Challenge’ Donations – Aisha Yesufu by theophorus(m): 5:40am On Sep 11, 2024
In Fela's voice
"You be thief, I no be thief;
You be arm robber, I no be arm robber;
You be rogue, I no be rogue...

There are organised Criminal politicians and there are unorganised ones. Abi make I say uncoordinated ones too.
TravelRe: Nigerian Women Languishing In Libyan Prison Call For Help (Video) by theophorus(m): 3:55pm On Sep 10, 2024
The Struggle and Hustle to change the narrative from 'Poor' to 'Rich' but then if we look closely what we are looking for in Sokoto maybe inside our Sokoto.
PoliticsRe: Soludo Denies Sacking Aide Over Leaked ‘Gwo Gwo Ngwo’ Dance Video by theophorus(m): 2:48pm On Sep 10, 2024
Hi
EducationRe: Unique Polytechnic, Unique College Of Nursing & Midwifery Set To Admit Students by theophorus(m): 10:09am On Sep 10, 2024
Okay, How much be School fees?
RomanceRe: Bride’s Wedding Dress Causes D!straction At Her Marriage Ceremony(photo) by theophorus(m): 8:01pm On Sep 09, 2024
When you think wokeness too personally.
CrimeRe: Sunny Taxman: Kidnappers Kill Onitsha Businessman After Collecting ₦10M Ransom by theophorus(m): 4:14pm On Sep 09, 2024
Sheer wickedness from Human to fellow Human.

When Nemesis comes calling now some people will claim "Life is unfair".

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