₦airaland Forum

Abeg make una shift.

Is Atiku in the Dustbin already?
Is Saraki in the dustbin already?
Is Dino in the dustbin already?

Abegi! Na only Wike local constituency fit talk where dem wan put am.

Never knew he has their support before.

Well, all the SE groups should declare their no-support for the Agbadori**, it's no problem joor.

Atleast the SE people have PO and Okowa, they can support their parties and leave Agbadori** out.

Continue on that part joor Mr. Obi.

Say more of such things during your campaign, atleast it will make your audience laugh and they will in turn teach their children to learn your ways.

Elections is less than 7weeks away.

Abi Dis one too one run comot for obodo Nigeria ni?

Nna wait for Naija make we all dey cruise and enjoy am go joor.

Abi wetin him say hin wan go do for obodo Oyinbo?

Odikwa seriously serious.

Guys now prefer to wear different designs of shorts rather than trousers.

Slides instead of Shoe.

Polo instead of Shirts and tie.

Ladies now prefer to be Braless.

Ladies prefer off-shoulder

Ladies prefer Micro-mini skirts.

Ladies not prefer to wear Singlet rather than proper outdoor wear.


Very soon, we would have Dress code for going out of your house.

Welcome to the New-Normal.

Odikwa seriously serious.

Okay but do you know that we "know in part and Prophesy in part"?

What if the candidate the 'Pastor' is planning to vote is actually the wicked candidate?

Well, a Tree cannot produce both sweet and bitter fruits. By their fruits you shall know them.

If the Love of God is not shed abroad in their words and actions they are definitely not of The Lord Jesus Christ.

When are Privileged to have a Team of quality men whom you can delegate, they become your machineries and your effort yields Great output.

Ceteri paribus; the election is less than 7weeks away.

Your papa mate?

You have mutual respect for one another ke? Well anybody wen enter politics must ready to dey collect.

Well Done Mr. Jandor

I just dey laugh.

You never know say e things wen persin no dey announce for some people ear.
Their bad Belle go just cause katakata.

All the Best ooo, but Abeg reach where you dey go, enter and settle down before you begin info people say you don move ooo.

This success thing ehn, He no get one route at all. Just do your thing and hope (pray) 'luck' Shines on you.

Congratulations young chap.

Once you just look Fresh then go think say your Account Frosh.

But you self, once dey begin their story, you self suppose start your own too before dem go land, cos those people no mind to collect your last card.

Of course don't borrow them any money irrespective of the story being told. Just give what you can afford and once you give twice tell dem say nothing dey again.

If possible help them get job if you can.

If you are not careful they will turn you to their Maga and will be using your money to drink and eat cat fish.

Have you heard guys say 'she is a good, it's only that you people don't know her'?

The Woman allowing a her Husband access to her 'Honeypot' is key part of submitting.

Why do Olosho, Side hick etc thrive? It's because Some Wives are foolish and their Foolishness create bigger problem for them.

Take away Sxx and see the man get irritated and come home late but even if she been Hillary Clinton once she gives the cookyjar the man no go ever complain about her.

Psquare no follow dem again?

I think one of them na Obi-dient abi reality don catch up with am ni?

Happy Birthday.

I wish you Peace in your Home, that the storm of 2nd wife will be calmed with LOVE.

May Wives also show 'submission' to their Husbands and stop pushing their Husband's into the hands of Side hicks waiting to become 2nd wife.

Persin get issues with una instead make una set find way to resolve am una still dey add petrol to the Fire.

Say na politics una dey do no mean say make una no dey use una conscience naw.

Wetin dem do Wike, if una no condemn am dem go still do am for Una self.

Imagine after you campaign for Atiku him come dump you for one nonentity...

May the Best Candidate Wins 49days to go.

drsibz66:
Don't the same Nigerian doctors treat our politicians outside the country. Nigerians like to do hasty generalisation. Since you were born haven't you been treated in a Nigerian hospital or do people not die in oversea hospital.

There is a systemic and national default in every occupation in Nigeria that is responsible for the citizens not getting the best , be it in health care , banking, government parastatal, education etc and its because of the general attitude to work of every Nigeria because of lack of accountability.

Quote me the health care system is the most functional system in the country where you can see round pegs and round hole , coupled with a bit of professionalism.

Healthcare functional in Nigeria?

Do you know how many Patients those Doctors Kill in Teaching Hospitals across the country daily?

Do you know how many they have turn to HBP patients through wrong diagnosis?

Do you know how many they treated say 'Headache' for but turn them to 'Cancer' patients?

See, I agree with you that Inefficiency in Nigeria is across board but please don't exempt the Health sector at all.

Before I begin post, I dey near Healthcare system for Naija ooo.

bennybuhari:
Any man who marries an Igbo man is lucky. Best tribe to marry from. If I lie, ask FFK

Man don dey Marry Igbo Man dey lucky? Chai! Read wetin you write again ooo.

So the Bride Family had to force the Marriage before allowing the Dead boy to be lay to rest? And you call anybody wen Marry from that Tribe lucky?

Instead, make their Parents teach them not to open their legs once Bride Price hasn't be paid, they are using death of Child to force bride payment.

See as the Extended family gather to collect their share as if...

Occupational hazard?

Do you know how many Patients all these Doctors have used as Lab rats and kill in the process?

Nigeria Doctors will give a wrong diagnose and wrong prescription but will quickly removed the part of the fill where they did the mistake once the patient packs.

Have you ever wonder why our politicians don't use Hospitals here? It cos most of them have the Nigerian orientation to work unfortunately just like the FGGC issue, there are a lot of damage and unnecessary death caused by them.

If Doctors and Nurses have done their Best for every patient with Emphathy I think dem no go dey collect beating.

Did you Notice na the women carry pet dogs?

The men know wetin dey.

mattmogan88:
Number one rule: keep your marriage off social media

I think it should be Careful to marry those who seek social media validation or social media freaks.

"Sex doesn't Keep a Man and can never earn in marriage" so if He is not married to you don't bother giving him your Body.

But the moment He is married to you, please give Him unlimited access so that those Hookups don't become your rival.

Anyone you are not married to but you gave access to your Vjay, to such person; You are Cheap and Slutty.

Na 2023 be this ooo, some people still dey waste thier time and money to carry Hookups when Better Men dey do the Needful.

Congratulations joor Brotherly.
May your home never lack wine.

Abeg! Just campaign for whoever you want.

If your candidate no win, that one no mean say Nigeria no go better.

#Peace

Dem don begin dey give Baba OBJ.

If you occupy some position, abi na dey some Levels, He things wen you no suppose do. One of them na endorsing of Politicians for election.

Baba go collect small from those PDP Pro for endorsing PDP Lite.

What's wrong?
Na girl/lady/woman pant be that?
But, "All is fair in Live and War"

Okay.

But, then individual Greed will never allow anyone step-down, let's watch the drama unfold.

All Power Belongs to God.


Happy New Year in Advance.

Yes ooo, they will step down for him ehn.

Not only step down, they will even donate all their machineries to him and his team.

Bunch of ungrateful generation, who kills their families in the claim of fight for Freedom and self determination.

The Hatred your fathers fed you with ensure you fed it to your children and continue the blame game for all your ill-thought actions.

Body don dey tell una small-small.

Over the years, you will get to know that Money is not the most important thing and the really Good things of Life are not money dependent.

... Should you risk a Bird in hand for two in the forest?

Well, learn Loyalty and don't over think your worth.

Happy New Year in Advance.

PJtech:
Anyone has a phone to gift out pls i'm really in need of a phone(i dnt care if its cracked or broken as long as its still working im cool)

Anyone have money they don't need, I really need more Money, as far as its money (I don't care if it's old/new currency as far its money am cool).

Okay ooo