₦airaland Forum

sikowitz17:
hunching is the 2 most used word in the academy after “bastard” lol... you’ll hunch till you start having yam leg

danqujigy:
Any update(s) on the numbers sent please? Only one person inboxed me that she's almost there..

dprsauce:
Wow. 2nd batch is real. I just confirmed it.

dprsauce:
The time has come my people. Next week is the time. Congrats to those to be called but if you are not called, take it that you are below the cut off mark. Cheers.

dprsauce:
Good evening all. If you can't access your profile currently, congratulations, you are among the few whose portals are been worked upon. Expect the good news on your profile these few weeks.

dprsauce:
Next week is victory for many

Sammyimpostor:
Hello everyone, I met somebody that is very connected last week and he promised to help me get a job, but my task is to inform him of any agency recruiting or doing replacement. He is giving me 95% assurance that I will get the job.
Please I really need your help, if you don't mind forward it to sammyimpostor@gmail.com
Thank you

Elsueno:
They are applying for DSSC because most believe, DSSC na office job and chilaxing in A.C.. As in they won't go to the front line. Omoh some people no dey watch news about what's going in the country

LMAO, them go shock when they final see thier postings

DarkShades:
Kindly share the link

DonDemu:
To hell with you and your IPOB propaganda. We are here for federal government jobs and not for any IPOB whatever.

ifyalways:
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2. choo
3. number5
4. DevilishGinger
5. Crazeworld
6. Quietly
7. nooker
8. ThewizPhonenix
9. AbayomiOs
10. UncleSamo
11. Sampete
12. Bluelemon
13. BeansandPlantain
14. Vietastitches
15. Riele
16. Emmanuelsea
17. Aflame100
18. 11thGoldtree
19. Tipsy01
20. Niengen
21. Nelsizzy

Thank you so much guys for participating. Y'all are winners. Please drop your account details on any random thread ( bank, account number, name or initials) on any random thread and mention me.

DadyTrillion:
It seems they are still working on the site o cos mine is not showing anything, even application history, skill, work experience. The only thing showing is my name and education history. Who else is experiencing this?

Komi11:
I am having exactly the same issue.
Same Afghanistan
What's the way forward like this?

PSVITA:
Which browser are you using? Hope say no be Firefox�??

TheWizPhoenix:
Lockdown: The diary of a Nairalander (dominique)

It is a cold Monday morning and the news Channels are agog with the discovery of a new virus in Wuhan, China which has been spreading rather rapidly across the globe.

This China people are not only good at scientific and technological inventions, they must also add discovery of viruses to the list, Dominique thinks to herself before switching to the "Ultimate Love" channel which is her new favorite Nigerian Reality TV show. At least there's one channel that isn't projecting doom for the world and to think that the people on the show don't have any idea what's going on in the outside world.


Unknown to her, the words Lockdown, Covid19, Coronavirus, Palliatives were words she will become used to seeing on a daily basis over the next few months as the virus would be declared a pandemic and the government imposing a lockdown on the entire federation. That meant staying indoors, finding new hobbies and inventing new ways to not be bored, on the bright side despite the fact that she could not do all the outdoor fun stuff she was used to, she could still do a lot of fun stuff she liked indoors. That meant more time for Nairaland
shenanigans, clapbacks, calling out scammers, commenting on social issues, gists and mod duties, which wasn't sounding bad at all.



During the lockdown period, she developed the habit of taking short naps and on this fateful day, just as she is about to take a nap after reading all the regulations by the NCDC on how to be safe from the covid19 and to protect one's self. She suddenly overhears the neighbours arguing about how there was nothing like covid19 and everything is just a big lie in other for the government to siphon money, but trust her to always want to set the records straight in her usual fashion and she was not about to let her neighbors get away with their ignorance. She is able to do just that but not without realizing how difficult it was to convince people to take the virus more seriously, by the time she is done she isn't in doubt of how badly she needed the nap.


After getting off the phone, she sits wondering how the lockdown period and the year in general really changed the way of doing things completely, no football, no church, no parties or Owambes as she likes to call them, no large gatherings whatsoever and how nobody really saw that coming and not even her with her wild imaginations and day dreams. She also got to keep in touch with her family, friends and neighbors who had to work remotely/stay home as opposed to when they were almost always busy or occupied with work.


But the lockdown wouldn't be complete without the whole neighborhood palliative drama, as much as she wasn't oblivious to the level of poverty in the country, she was surprised to see full grown men and women fighting over 3 pieces of indomie and a few cups of rice.


She is left conflicted as to whether that was due to the greed of the average Nigerian or due to the fact that they were actually in dire need, but on her own part she was able to help the most vulnerable people in her immediate environment who were hit the hardest by the lockdown, especially seeing as the government wasn't doing much on it's part.


Life begins to return to normal as the lockdown is gradually been lifted and as much as that excites her, the fact that the Big Brother Naija show is back is even more exciting and the show is just what she needs to entertain herself as all the drama that comes with it is something she has always looked forward to. She, like other Nigerians have continue to wait and hope for when life would truly return to normal.


11. Cc dominique
Ifyalways

Paramilitary:
Tonight, all should end o. Let's keep the info coming in abeg. God be of help to us all.

Preshob:
sorry about your health, hope you're feeling better now??

please I urge you not to make those haters relevant by replying them.....you should know how an average Nigerian behaves

And please don't withhold whatever you have to share with us because of a few unfortunate ones....some of us were still patiently waiting

I can send a DM if you approve of that

Crystalgirl:
Angry about what exactly? Why are Nigerians so entitled She owes no one anything at all. You have no right whatsoever to be angry at her. She can change her mind at any point in time, it’s totally up to her, she’s not obligated to help anyone here so let’s be guided.

ifyalways:
Sorry guys, i had an impromptu but minor surgery so i took some time off to heal.

Lets have some fun now.

Basilekeh:
Same thought here too o.....if they go straight to Interview for GTs that means much did not apply.......I just hope its straight to Interview....

PSVITA:
Interview Bro...
Where do you base?
Me am in Abuja.

danqujigy:
Hello guys, how are your days going? Has anybody gotten any positive responds from the VIP's they requested their numbers? Please state the steps you think will be of benefit to us so that we can learn from it. Thank you..

Let's hear from you guys so that maybe by weekend we can resume sending of numbers again if we are still alive.

Nwanyiogwashi:
I can't stop laughing at some people here well you guys can talk whatever you wish is non of Nwanyiogwashi business you people want to kill me with insult upon my own free advice Well one thing I understand is that some people IQ are so low to understand thing please I didn't promise to get or give anybody job here I only feel like sharing what could help you secure a job easily freely without knowing anybody or pay for job but I can see that my help has turned to insult na Oyo for everybody and I can happily say that my advice has brought favour to 7 out of 10 people I told una hate for me or my family stop us from going higher is only here that you get insulted by trying to help out in a little way my mother always tell me not to do what everybody is doing in trying to get a favour but I should be ahead of them but since everybody want to collect influentials people number and call them instead of thinking out of box I wish una good luck and as for people that think their hate will stop me Nwanyiogwashi from working at CBN make una continue my advice will remain with me for now una think that insulting me will make me do your wish I be confirm Igbo girl from Ogwashi uku in Delta state so think again

dprsauce:
Oooooobooyyyyy.