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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 10:58pm On Aug 27, 2020
danqujigy:
Any update(s) on the numbers sent please? Only one person inboxed me that she's almost there..
Yallabai
No positive outcome, just a bunch of unreplied messages in my case. I believe that is also the case for other folks too

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by TheWizPhoenix(m): 10:53pm On Aug 27, 2020
dprsauce:
Wow. 2nd batch is real. I just confirmed it. shocked shocked

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by TheWizPhoenix(m): 6:07pm On Aug 26, 2020
dprsauce:
The time has come my people. Next week is the time. Congrats to those to be called but if you are not called, take it that you are below the cut off mark. Cheers.
This you

dprsauce:
Good evening all. If you can't access your profile currently, congratulations, you are among the few whose portals are been worked upon. Expect the good news on your profile these few weeks.
This you
dprsauce:
Next week is victory for many

Since we're digging up old posts. I decided to see what your own old tweets looked like grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by TheWizPhoenix(m): 11:01am On Aug 25, 2020
Sammyimpostor:
Hello everyone, I met somebody that is very connected last week and he promised to help me get a job, but my task is to inform him of any agency recruiting or doing replacement. He is giving me 95% assurance that I will get the job.
Please I really need your help, if you don't mind forward it to sammyimpostor@gmail.com
Thank you
Check this thread or Possibly search @TammyAnybody's post
https://www.nairaland.com/1963601/monthly-net-salary-federal-government/472
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by TheWizPhoenix(m): 6:44pm On Aug 24, 2020
Elsueno:
They are applying for DSSC because most believe, DSSC na office job and chilaxing in A.C.. As in they won't go to the front line. Omoh some people no dey watch news about what's going in the country

LMAO, them go shock when they final see thier postings gringrin

And there's also the age factor in the case of a lot of people. Even people who intend to tweak their age are limited by the whole post secondary certificates pegged at 2015 and also the year of SSCE can also be a limiting factor in terms of how many years one can reduce.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by TheWizPhoenix(m): 10:48am On Aug 24, 2020
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by TheWizPhoenix(m): 10:48am On Aug 24, 2020
DarkShades:


Kindly share the link


Just logged in to my account
https://recruitment.dpr.gov.ng/
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 6:47am On Aug 24, 2020
DonDemu:
To hell with you and your IPOB propaganda. We are here for federal government jobs and not for any IPOB whatever.

LOL..this is the average Nigerian mentality, any other issue that is brought up apart from one that suits our selfish interests will only be downplayed because it doesn't affect us yet. Even the FG job you're shouting about will not be enjoyable if such issues keep springing up across every region.
And any Nigerian that doesn't see how such issues in relation to the unemployment figures doesn't spell doom for the country in the long run is either dumb or living the life outside the shores of this country.
But, I guess the average Nigerian is wired in a certain way. Enjoy your FG job/job hunt and discard every other issue. In the end, we go dey alright or not smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by TheWizPhoenix(m): 7:07am On Aug 22, 2020
Signed up since yesterday, no verification mail. Did forgot password, still nothing.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by TheWizPhoenix(m): 9:41am On Aug 20, 2020
Seen the alert. Thanks and God bless

Shoutout to dominique. Thanks
Cc: Ifyalways

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Phones / Re: Virus? by TheWizPhoenix(m): 9:22am On Aug 20, 2020
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by TheWizPhoenix(m): 9:17am On Aug 20, 2020
ifyalways:
1. SirBen90
2. choo
3. number5
4. DevilishGinger
5. Crazeworld
6. Quietly
7. nooker
8. ThewizPhonenix
9. AbayomiOs
10. UncleSamo
11. Sampete
12. Bluelemon
13. BeansandPlantain
14. Vietastitches
15. Riele
16. Emmanuelsea
17. Aflame100
18. 11thGoldtree
19. Tipsy01
20. Niengen
21. Nelsizzy

Thank you so much guys for participating. Y'all are winners. Please drop your account details on any random thread ( bank, account number, name or initials) on any random thread and mention me.

Ope o
God bless you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by TheWizPhoenix(m): 11:35pm On Aug 19, 2020
DadyTrillion:
It seems they are still working on the site o cos mine is not showing anything, even application history, skill, work experience. The only thing showing is my name and education history. Who else is experiencing this?


You're not alone

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by TheWizPhoenix(m): 11:34pm On Aug 19, 2020
Komi11:
I am having exactly the same issue.
Same Afghanistan undecided
What's the way forward like this?


They should do and fix it o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by TheWizPhoenix(m): 10:29pm On Aug 19, 2020
PSVITA:



Which browser are you using? Hope say no be Firefox�??

Na chrome o. The thing don tire me sef
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by TheWizPhoenix(m): 9:44pm On Aug 19, 2020
Omo!!! Mine isn't even showing anything o. All my records are wiped, except for my basic information and the weird part is it is showing country of origin as Afghanistan.

Application history is not showing anything either, I had to go and check my email for the successful application mail they sent to be sure that I applied successfully.
Anyone with a similar experience?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by TheWizPhoenix(m): 2:02pm On Aug 19, 2020
Omo, how will one go about this certification/professional body requirement for (Public Relations) DSSC.
Anyone with an idea of how to go about it?
Newbie here

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Autos / Re: Neat Non-accidented Tokunbo 2008 Toyota Sienna For N2.5m (Negotiable) by TheWizPhoenix(m): 4:04pm On Aug 18, 2020
Good day Dominique, pls find time out of your busy schedule to read my submission,
I would appreciate that and also any feedback/review on your own part.
Thank you
TheWizPhoenix:
Lockdown: The diary of a Nairalander (dominique)

It is a cold Monday morning and the news Channels are agog with the discovery of a new virus in Wuhan, China which has been spreading rather rapidly across the globe.

This China people are not only good at scientific and technological inventions, they must also add discovery of viruses to the list, Dominique thinks to herself before switching to the "Ultimate Love" channel which is her new favorite Nigerian Reality TV show. At least there's one channel that isn't projecting doom for the world and to think that the people on the show don't have any idea what's going on in the outside world.


Unknown to her, the words Lockdown, Covid19, Coronavirus, Palliatives were words she will become used to seeing on a daily basis over the next few months as the virus would be declared a pandemic and the government imposing a lockdown on the entire federation. That meant staying indoors, finding new hobbies and inventing new ways to not be bored, on the bright side despite the fact that she could not do all the outdoor fun stuff she was used to, she could still do a lot of fun stuff she liked indoors. That meant more time for Nairaland
shenanigans, clapbacks, calling out scammers, commenting on social issues, gists and mod duties, which wasn't sounding bad at all.



During the lockdown period, she developed the habit of taking short naps and on this fateful day, just as she is about to take a nap after reading all the regulations by the NCDC on how to be safe from the covid19 and to protect one's self. She suddenly overhears the neighbours arguing about how there was nothing like covid19 and everything is just a big lie in other for the government to siphon money, but trust her to always want to set the records straight in her usual fashion and she was not about to let her neighbors get away with their ignorance. She is able to do just that but not without realizing how difficult it was to convince people to take the virus more seriously, by the time she is done she isn't in doubt of how badly she needed the nap.


After getting off the phone, she sits wondering how the lockdown period and the year in general really changed the way of doing things completely, no football, no church, no parties or Owambes as she likes to call them, no large gatherings whatsoever and how nobody really saw that coming and not even her with her wild imaginations and day dreams. She also got to keep in touch with her family, friends and neighbors who had to work remotely/stay home as opposed to when they were almost always busy or occupied with work.


But the lockdown wouldn't be complete without the whole neighborhood palliative drama, as much as she wasn't oblivious to the level of poverty in the country, she was surprised to see full grown men and women fighting over 3 pieces of indomie and a few cups of rice.


She is left conflicted as to whether that was due to the greed of the average Nigerian or due to the fact that they were actually in dire need, but on her own part she was able to help the most vulnerable people in her immediate environment who were hit the hardest by the lockdown, especially seeing as the government wasn't doing much on it's part.


Life begins to return to normal as the lockdown is gradually been lifted and as much as that excites her, the fact that the Big Brother Naija show is back is even more exciting and the show is just what she needs to entertain herself as all the drama that comes with it is something she has always looked forward to. She, like other Nigerians have continue to wait and hope for when life would truly return to normal.


11. Cc dominique
Ifyalways
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 3:56pm On Aug 18, 2020
Paramilitary:
Tonight, all should end o. Let's keep the info coming in abeg. God be of help to us all.
After una go don finish una evening hangout be dat.
Na joke i dey abeg grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 2:08pm On Aug 18, 2020
Preshob:


sorry about your health, hope you're feeling better now??

please I urge you not to make those haters relevant by replying them.....you should know how an average Nigerian behaves

And please don't withhold whatever you have to share with us because of a few unfortunate ones....some of us were still patiently waiting

I can send a DM if you approve of that


If you call your fellow nairalanders in the struggle "Unfortunate" for the sake of some out of this world tips on how to get a Job and you still don't end up getting the tips. Na wetin you gain
Receive sense

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 12:15pm On Aug 18, 2020
The people that have reduced Nigerian graduates to hypemen and people who keep arguing over unnecessary stuff on the internet deserve 600 years of suffering.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by TheWizPhoenix(m): 9:21pm On Aug 17, 2020
Lockdown: The diary of a Nairalander (dominique)

It is a cold Monday morning and the news Channels are agog with the discovery of a new virus in Wuhan, China which has been spreading rather rapidly across the globe.

This China people are not only good at scientific and technological inventions, they must also add discovery of viruses to the list, Dominique thinks to herself before switching to the "Ultimate Love" channel which is her new favorite Nigerian Reality TV show. At least there's one channel that isn't projecting doom for the world and to think that the people on the show don't have any idea what's going on in the outside world.


Unknown to her, the words Lockdown, Covid19, Coronavirus, Palliatives were words she will become used to seeing on a daily basis over the next few months as the virus would be declared a pandemic and the government imposing a lockdown on the entire federation. That meant staying indoors, finding new hobbies and inventing new ways to not be bored, on the bright side despite the fact that she could not do all the outdoor fun stuff she was used to, she could still do a lot of fun stuff she liked indoors. That meant more time for Nairaland
shenanigans, clapbacks, calling out scammers, commenting on social issues, gists and mod duties, which wasn't sounding bad at all.



During the lockdown period, she developed the habit of taking short naps and on this fateful day, just as she is about to take a nap after reading all the regulations by the NCDC on how to be safe from the covid19 and to protect one's self. She suddenly overhears the neighbours arguing about how there was nothing like covid19 and everything is just a big lie in other for the government to siphon money, but trust her to always want to set the records straight in her usual fashion and she was not about to let her neighbors get away with their ignorance. She is able to do just that but not without realizing how difficult it was to convince people to take the virus more seriously, by the time she is done she isn't in doubt of how badly she needed the nap.


After getting off the phone, she sits wondering how the lockdown period and the year in general really changed the way of doing things completely, no football, no church, no parties or Owambes as she likes to call them, no large gatherings whatsoever and how nobody really saw that coming and not even her with her wild imaginations and day dreams. She also got to keep in touch with her family, friends and neighbors who had to work remotely/stay home as opposed to when they were almost always busy or occupied with work.


But the lockdown wouldn't be complete without the whole neighborhood palliative drama, as much as she wasn't oblivious to the level of poverty in the country, she was surprised to see full grown men and women fighting over 3 pieces of indomie and a few cups of rice.


She is left conflicted as to whether that was due to the greed of the average Nigerian or due to the fact that they were actually in dire need, but on her own part she was able to help the most vulnerable people in her immediate environment who were hit the hardest by the lockdown, especially seeing as the government wasn't doing much on it's part.


Life begins to return to normal as the lockdown is gradually been lifted and as much as that excites her, the fact that the Big Brother Naija show is back is even more exciting and the show is just what she needs to entertain herself as all the drama that comes with it is something she has always looked forward to. She, like other Nigerians have continue to wait and hope for when life would truly return to normal.


11. Cc dominique
Ifyalways

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 11:34am On Aug 17, 2020
Crystalgirl:
Angry about what exactly? Why are Nigerians so entitled She owes no one anything at all. You have no right whatsoever to be angry at her. She can change her mind at any point in time, it’s totally up to her, she’s not obligated to help anyone here so let’s be guided.

Forget about being entitled, the moment she willingly came to make a promise about tips then she should be ready for whatever ensues.
You can't promise food to people that are hungry and expect that everyone of them will take it with all smiles when you decide to do otherwise.

At the end of the day, this issue is worn out and irrelevant to everyone involved.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by TheWizPhoenix(m): 12:30pm On Aug 15, 2020
ifyalways:
Sorry guys, i had an impromptu but minor surgery so i took some time off to heal.

Lets have some fun now.

Welcome back, it's good to have you back on the thread. Thank God for the successful surgery
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by TheWizPhoenix(m): 10:12am On Aug 14, 2020
Basilekeh:
Same thought here too o.....if they go straight to Interview for GTs that means much did not apply.......I just hope its straight to Interview....
Abi o, that will still be to our advantage.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 10:06am On Aug 14, 2020
Meanwhile the latest statistics on unemployment. It's not just stats, but the reality of many of us sad sad sad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by TheWizPhoenix(m): 7:54am On Aug 14, 2020
PSVITA:



Interview Bro...
Where do you base?
Me am in Abuja.

So asking us to select whether we want a virtual test or location based test was just for formality?
Or the interview is only for EH?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 7:14pm On Aug 13, 2020
danqujigy:
Hello guys, how are your days going? Has anybody gotten any positive responds from the VIP's they requested their numbers? Please state the steps you think will be of benefit to us so that we can learn from it. Thank you..

Let's hear from you guys so that maybe by weekend we can resume sending of numbers again if we are still alive.

He uses Truecaller chat and I have sent 3 messages so far, he has been viewing the message but no response yet. My plan is to continually send him goodwill messages on Mondays(Happy new week) and Fridays(Jumma'a Mubarak)

Planning on sending him a message tomorrow again but in hausa this time. Help me with a Jumma'a msg in hausa. My own hausa no reach(Bai gama nuna ba grin )
Thanks and God bless you as our VIP contacts plug.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 7:23am On Aug 09, 2020
Nwanyiogwashi:
I can't stop laughing at some people here grin grin well you guys can talk whatever you wish is non of Nwanyiogwashi business cheesy grin you people want to kill me with insult upon my own free advice Well one thing I understand is that some people IQ are so low to understand thing cheesy please I didn't promise to get or give anybody job here I only feel like sharing what could help you secure a job easily freely without knowing anybody or pay for job but I can see that my help has turned to insult na Oyo for everybody and I can happily say that my advice has brought favour to 7 out of 10 people I told cheesy una hate for me or my family stop us from going higher cheesy is only here that you get insulted by trying to help out in a little way grin my mother always tell me not to do what everybody is doing in trying to get a favour but I should be ahead of them but since everybody want to collect influentials people number and call them instead of thinking out of box I wish una good luck and as for people that think their hate will stop me Nwanyiogwashi from working at CBN make una continue cheesy my advice will remain with me for now cheesy una think that insulting me will make me do your wish cheesy I be confirm Igbo girl from Ogwashi uku in Delta state so think again cheesy

LOL, as much as most people were looking forward to whatever job hunting masterclass tips you promised to drop, nobody's life depends on it.

Na you carry your mouth talk about dropping said recommendation without anyone asking and na you still carry your mouth talk otherwise. Despite failing to keep to the "next week" promise which has brought heat upon you, now the goalpost has shifted to blaming it on random monikers that popped up on Nairaland to insult you and you know that pattern is very familiar on this platform. As to whether that is the case or not, I guess we'll never know grin grin

E be things though, at the end of the day. Nigeria is set to enable people to ride on the plethora of dysfunctions that plagues this country for clout.
Las Las, we go dey alright or not. Na job we dey find, no be say we dey find IQ too. Sending love and light to everyone because we all need it despite how rosy or thorny we think our lives are right now.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by TheWizPhoenix(m): 4:18pm On Aug 06, 2020
dprsauce:
grin grin Oooooobooyyyyy.
undecided embarassed angry

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 11:56am On Aug 06, 2020
daben1:
bros Abeg reply my email na, Abeg!

Guy, no be me dey send VIP. number o. Check well abeg
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by TheWizPhoenix(m): 6:49am On Aug 06, 2020
Nwanyiogwashi:
Good evening everybody in house, I have received countless mail from people here asking me to help them secure a job and some even go far asking me to name my price. Please guys I don't sell jobs I can only help when I have the chance so let everybody be careful not to fall for scammers,I will list some easy way to get a job without buying or knowing anybody is very easy but it will be next week I want to get feedback from some people I have already told.Three has given me a positive result with the same plan I am about to shared so I will wait on others please note that you're not paying or buying job from me but will only advice you on how to do things to be ahead of others,my advice may be stupid but you have 75% chance of getting job with it so let's wait till next week. Cc daben1 I saw mail but I did not reply because I have nothing for now please don't see me as bad girl but be rest assured the if anything come up I will inform you.

You haven't gotten the feedback you were waiting for? Or this week won't fly anymore?
I dey ubulu-uku dey wait for your update abeg..... grin

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