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Loved the waterfall.

I like Godfather II.

that is explains why her puzzie is as wide as the orifice of mount kiliminjaro

OP you should be ashamed. I laughed for a full minute after reading this!

Congrats. Enjoy!

When she finally meets the man of her 'dreams' her old boyfriend will be yesterday's news, 9 times out of 10.

Until the star dumps her, that is.

If you do succeed in making a lesbian enjoy your kissing or sex

The reason they're known as lesbians is because they're not interested in kissing and sex with a man!

You may be referring to a bi-sexual woman.

Why not attack d issues instead of attacking the gramma or african american lingo?

Because there is no issue! Shopkeepers can price their merchandise as they choose.

Whether he pays that amount is up to him. If he has a problem with the prices he can

shop someplace else.

You've probably read so many horror stories on NL that you're afraid of being used.

You know your lady, is she that kind? If not then you should have no problem in

helping her.

If you made all your moves and the person still refused perhaps they weren't interested.

Going fetish, not certain what you had in mind, might make the person think you're a little

nuts; may make them a little afraid of you.

I think the guy was trying to be a gentleman. Women are so accustomed to practically being ra.ped

on a first date until it throws them when a man acts respectfully. It was nice of him to text you after

the date to say he enjoyed himself. A phone call would have been nicer but that's the age in which

we live. Don't fret, you'll hear from him again.

On the other hand, with so many people today living together without the benefit of clergy, they still

have the same life experiences as couples who've been through the marital ceremony. Their opinions

and suggestions should not be discounted. But whether to have a married or previously

married counselor is a personal preference.

MAKE UNA DEY GERMANY DEY COMFORTABLE THINK SAY NA NICE NON-RACIST TOWN. YOU HEAR GET VERY COMFORTABLE. or if you are smart, walk around with a hidden knife

Amen!

Thirst4Lif, main problem is that he is scared of the north. he can see the result of the election. so he should be strong

Very informative. Thank you.

Do you know that Afro americans (akata) detest us more than come skinheads? the Afro americans hate us & they tell the Germans they are better than us-

That may be true.

But because Germans are very neutral & open people

Really, when did this happen?

I think a lot is being left out of this story. The woman didn't come wielding a machete without, what she felt, was provocation.

You're eating food she prepared. I'd listen to her if I were you. She might decide to include some special

ingredients just for YOU in your dish.

got my hair did for 5 pounds

So this is African American lingo?  Don't know why Africans make statements as though every African American only has a 5th grade education.

When it comes to African Americans perhaps you should upgrade. Or perhaps people should refer to Africans as 419er's. Think that's fair?

Regardless of how YOU feel, regardless of your emotions, the woman has shown you what she's about.

Good luck with you next relationship.

it never ceases 2 amaze me why most charming guys tend to settle down with ladies whose appearance and beauty is nothing 2 write home about?i bet there must be more than meets the eye!

Your statement reminded me, I have a handsome male friend, works out often, nice dresser, financially secure who married an older,

not very attractive woman. His reason was, "I wanted someone I knew wouldn't give me any trouble." Not certain if this

was insecurity on his part or over-confidence. Maybe some men's egos can't accept the competition of having a beautiful

woman so he chooses someone he feels no one will want except him. Strange.

watch thaw lady. I hope she doesn't end like MJ. And this does not necessarily have to do with Obama(I mean my comment).

What in the world are you talking about? What does MJ have to do with ANYthing? And I mean my comment also!

Nothing to abvise you about. Seems you're already on the right track with your statement

now i see her like a realcheat

. That's

what the woman is. If you want advise as to whether to remain with her, that's you decision. At least you now know what she really is.

the nigeria president is scared to stand up for nigerian because he is afriad of the north

Then it's up to the Nigerian voters to make sure he is no longer President.

Uh huh, and where do they mail the check?

as for me, it goes like this
princess, since u left me i had to fight with the thot of u with someone else evry nyt b4 i go to sleep and i knw nw that u are the best thing that eva happened to me. Its such a shame that i wasnt gud enof 4 u. I guess i have to move on with my life. Pls Be beautiful and resourceful. I wish u d bestof things.
mega

Where is your pride man??!!

^ Good advice.

Obama need to stand up for the people of Nigeria

Obama is the President of the U.S. It's Nigerias President who needs to stand up for Nigerians.

women dont like nice guys, be witty lively and on the edge sometimes

Untrue. Nice guys can't be witty, lively and on the edge?

If Jesus came now I certainly hope he'd be grading on the 'curve' cause I've got some stuff that needs fixing still!

:d

Poor guy just needed a nap. Now he's the butt of jokes all over the world!

^ The Donald will be wasting time, money and more importantly, votes. Goodluck Jonathan has a better chance

of winning than Donald Trump and he's not even in the U.S!!