₦airaland Forum

Samantha124:
I have what?

Samantha124:
I'm an SA lady, but I didn't know until I joined nairaland..😂😂😂

Samantha124:
I'm gonna speak from an African woman's perspective, especially a South African woman.

There's this stereotype that an African woman is expected to have a curvy figure like a figure 8... For example, as a South African woman, I didn't know that South Africa is considered to have a high number of curvy women until I joined nairaland because it had never came to my attention one bit.

At first I didn't take the comments seriously here on nairaland, until I came across two videos of Nigerian women based here in SA talking of how SA women are gifted with curves and big behinds... I never paid attention to any of those things, maybe because I'm also an SA woman.

So I decided that I was gonna do my own findings, this other time I was at a mall and I decided that I was gonna check my SA ladies out and I was shocked by what I saw, it was like 85% of them were bootylicious... ... But I was like noo, I can't make any conclusions yet because I'm in Durban and maybe it's possible that it's only the Zulu girls who have the booty, so I waited until I go home to Polokwane to check my Sepedi girls out...

Of course I finally did traveled back home and this one time I was at a shopping center with my nephew, we had ordered for some pies and while we were still waiting for our orders, I decided that I'm gonna check out my Sepedi ladies out to confirm what some male nairalanders have been saying... .. I was shocked the second time.. .. I saw Nicki Minaj figures walking around and I couldn't help but wonder to myself how come I didn't notice all these things all my life... Not all of them were curvy, but most of them did have the curves and the booty.

So as an African lady, if you lack self confidence, you might end up having a low self-esteem and using butt pads to look like other African ladies outside.... Even now I'm still shocked by what I saw...

Racoon:
https://twitter.com/AishaYesufu/status/1697557563250721147?t=GnjwdQ4pNtcK5aezZNoNLA&s=08

Ngwaanu! ECOWAS and the AU make una answer now. The fuse have long been lighted. The triggers of these coup frenzy? Legalisation of illegitimacy and unconstitutionality have given rise to it. Lawlessness begat lawlessness. Illegality begat Illegality.Anarchy, lawlessness and unconstitutionality reign supremely where there is no rule of law

Racoon:
Do You Agree with Him?

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igwebuike01:
Get a life bro. Igbos no be your class. We didn't write these gibberish when fulani invaded us, we pick guns and kicked them out. Your ooni is promoting yoruba culture in Uganda but same yoruba culture is banned in yorubaland and all you have to say is write long gibberish about Igbo. I spit on you

Penguin2:
Lol!

I’m gonna wait to confirm that this is not fake news.

But in the meantime, if it’s true, then congratulations to Tinubu, ECOWAS and their brainless warmongers. They now have more countries to invade.

After invading Niger, they will invade Gabon. Or are they going to invade Niger without invading Gabon? They have to mad not to.

I’m so happy right now, if this news is true. Because I’m sure ECOWAS was already waiting to congratulate President Bongo for winning Third Time in a “free and fair” election even though the report of the Gabonese Electoral Umpire shutting down their Electronic Infrastructure, like INEC did, and even removing names of opponents from ballot papers has been everywhere.

Another reason I like this is that the PEPT will see what is happening in other countries because of disputed election. People are waiting on them to do justice, failure of which no one knows what the outcome will be.

Democracy is fast becoming unpopular in Africa and it’s because of poor Electoral management. The situation where votes no longer reflect the wishes of the majority of the voters, their will be disenchantment with the people seeking alternative way out.

If a coup happens in Nigeria today, Nigerians will celebrate it because we didn’t vote for the idiot in power.

If the PEPT likes, let it insult Nigerians like INEC did, let’s see what the outcome will be.

IconicR:
Mtcheww is it byforce to practice the isese something in a land they are not wanted

Islie:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/lagos-ranks-5th-best-african-city-to-live-work-in-report/

TemplarLandry:
Monopoly is good for manufacturers but bad for the consumers.
Anyway, keep hitting the licks Big Liko.

I dedicate “Tycoon” by SDC feat. Reminisce and Mojo to him. Great jam!

AntiChristian:
Na lie you lie!

Do all Christians believe in the Pope?

Thomasankara

Iamdbull:
like 10 beautiful ladies came to tell me about their church and this Sunday I carry bible dey dance dey go church people were thinking my life has changed for good, only to get to church and if am not exaggerating the youngest person there cannot be less than 65, it was there that I discovered those ladies were rented ushers and here I was thinking those are the people I will meet at the church.

As I say make I find excuse commot na so five old women mount for door, telling me "you go nowhere" na so them collect my phone say no pressing of phone in church till 7pm when service is over.


I have been rolling on the floor crying since and the people of the church are all jubilating thinking am repenting and giving my life to Christ.

Chaiii

wittywriter:
A follower of Apata(Love-Doctor) spotted.



Wittyness

Josbreed:
They will not be allowed because they will start attacking Churches and Christuans as they normally do.

AntiChristian:
Meshionu!



Can Muslims worship in Vatican?

Samantha124:
Truth be told, some of these fancy restaurants can cook food that are not palatable but healthy, compared to those affordable fast food restaurants that'll cook delicious unhealthy food.

Even street food can be very delicious and still be very unhealthy.

Let's take for example those people who are on a strict healthy diet, their food will be looking presentable and fancy, but when you taste them, they'll be lacking something because they'll tell you not to add too much spice or oil, or you should cook it a certain way to avoid killing too many calories and that you must add a virgin olive oil instead of a regular cooking oil..🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

My man is like that, I sometimes find myself preparing two different dishes because I just can't deal with his healthy diet.. I first got to know that there's a carrot cake and vegan sausages from him and those things are not delicious at all, but they're expensive and he loves them.

GOFRONT:
A pastor......Maybe their Genotype no even match to begin with.......but wait o shey they used to say they Would pray over it first to know if its their God chosen wife.

Why didnt he pray over it......He just wan jump into the relationship and now he has ended up jumping out of a two storey

As we speak, another mugu somewhere despite reading this pastor's travail is training a girlfriend through the university

AImiron:
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