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Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Be Rejected by ThoniaSlim(f): 2:05pm On Dec 16, 2014
Till your told by the other person that they are interested in you or would like to date you, please never assume and jump to conclusions.
Celebrities / Re: Jesse Jagz Criticizes Headies 2014 For 'Too Much Dancing', While Nation Burns by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:56pm On Dec 16, 2014
But I thought I saw a photo of him posing for the camera at the Headies red carpet event? undecided
Education / Re: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:30am On Dec 16, 2014
Further Maths & Physics! Oh did I hate these subjects with a passion! angry
Celebrities / Re: Worst Dressed Celebrities At Headies Award 2014 by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:28am On Dec 16, 2014
Where is Cynthia Morgan? Can't see her on that list! Sister was looking a hot mess!
Romance / Re: Do Guys Like To Hug Ladies Because Of Their Boobs? by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:23am On Dec 16, 2014
Reason I prefer to give side hugs. My male friends have complained, but I ain't having non of that full hugs so you can be feeling my boobs on your chest! Yea we know you little nasty mind!
Celebrities / Re: Surulere! Patoranking Reveals He Used To Be A Bricklayer And Rat Poison Seller by ThoniaSlim(f): 10:37am On Dec 15, 2014
Hard work pays.

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Politics / Re: I Almost Got Kidnapped On Friday. People Beware Of This. by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:20pm On Dec 14, 2014
ManInTheMirror:


Ok so do I try to prove to you that I'm sure this man was planning to kidnap and maybe something more or do I just shut up and ignore you. I think I will choose the later after all, its a free world. Blab on smiley

Good response to a clown!

Thank God for your life.

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Romance / Re: Should Ladies Also Ration Feelings Of Affection Towards Their Partner? by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:00pm On Dec 14, 2014
Why should a relationship even be about playing games?

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Romance / Re: Female Friend Zone!! by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:23pm On Dec 11, 2014
Don't think I've been friend zoned by any guy I liked and yes ladies can also be friend zoned.
Politics / Re: Sen. Ndoma Egba's Son Shows Off The Interior Of His Father's Palatial Home by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:16pm On Dec 11, 2014
It's obvious his still a boy.

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Religion / Re: I Am A Great Man, That's Why People Talk About Me - Chris Oyakhilome by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:14pm On Dec 11, 2014
Yimu! grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:43am On Dec 11, 2014
Your analysis is spot on! I cannot stand the form activity character and office suck-up! Two kinds of people to be wary of!
Politics / Re: Photos From APC Presidential Primaries In Lagos by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:20pm On Dec 10, 2014
Still doesn't mean it can't be rigged. undecided

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Politics / Re: Traffic Advisory Concerning The Apc Presidential Primaries In Lagos by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:08pm On Dec 10, 2014
The traffic today in Lagos won't even be funny! I'm at work and already getting depressed over it!
Crime / Re: Housemaid That Abducted Two Boys From Lagos Home Was Hired From OLX by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:20pm On Dec 10, 2014
Seriously who would be st*upid enough to hire a maid to take care of YOUR KIDS from OLX! Seriously! shocked
Family / Re: “I've Got 28Yrs Of Virginity To Pour Into One Woman”–Gaisebaba Shares Love Story by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:02pm On Dec 09, 2014
gladpresh:
goodluck wen pouring it

btw......u guys luk AWESOME together wink n kinda luk alike undecided

Lmao @ goodluck when pouring!

God Bless their marriage! Cute couple!

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Celebrities / Re: Leggy Queens Of Nollywood; Actresses With The Hottest Legs ( Photos ) by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:56pm On Dec 09, 2014
I'll give it to Yvonne Nelson. She's got legs to die for!
Celebrities / Re: Warri Billionaire Rewards Nigeria's BBA Hotshot Tayo With $350,000 by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:49pm On Dec 09, 2014
henchamb:
beverly you see your life

This cracked me up! grin

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Family / Re: Recent Trad And White Wedding Of A Nairalander (photos) by ThoniaSlim(f): 11:35am On Dec 09, 2014
Cute couple. May God bless your marriage. smiley

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Respond To Good Morning!!! by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:22am On Dec 09, 2014
datguru:
This one sucks, the sanctimonious ones will respond:

Me : Good morning!

Man: bless you

This should go under the religious ones!
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress & Evangelist, Eucharia Anunobi Dazzles In New Pictures by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:21am On Dec 09, 2014
Eyebrows of life! shocked
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Takes Selfie Showing Off 'fully-loaded' Underwear [Pic] by ThoniaSlim(f): 2:09pm On Dec 08, 2014
Feeling what? Dude needs to give it a rest! We are tired of seeing his unclad pictures! His becoming redundant!
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Guitarist Simeon Djagbo Was Born Without Fingers And Palms (photos) by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:54pm On Dec 08, 2014
Wow very inspirational. Shows there is a possibility in an impossible situation.
Romance / Re: The Shameful Adulterous Lives Of Some Today's Ladies by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:48pm On Dec 08, 2014
So I guess men who sleep do the above mentioned list aren't shameful also? undecided
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:46pm On Dec 08, 2014
Why do I have to do anything crazy? It didn't work so? Is it the end of the world? People need to move on and stop being so trivial.

Not all relationships are suppose to end in marriage! Some relationships are actually life lessons you must learn to grow! I learnt this a long time ago and its helped me.

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Food / Re: Bizarre: Rice Dish served with Condoms? [Pix] by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:39pm On Dec 08, 2014
I think I just puked! lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Adetiba Rants On Twitter About Women Telling Her To Go Get Married by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:36pm On Dec 08, 2014
Its messed up! What irks me the most, these comments come from other women! Like women are really their greatest enemies!
Reason a lot of ladies are falling into marriages they have no business going into in the first place because of unnecessary societal pressures!

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Fashion / Re: 13 Categories Of People You Meet In A Hair-Dressing Salon by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:10pm On Dec 03, 2014
I fall under the focused customer. I couldn't be bothered with idle salon gossip. A lot of times I come with my earphones so most of the time you'll find me listening to music while playing a game/reading an e-book.
Health / Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:04am On Dec 03, 2014
I love Naija Single girl! Her write ups crack me up! grin


Back to the issue of Hospitals in Nigeria! Its really crazy! The worst are government hospitals! Some private hospitals like Havana in Surulere is still decent.m
Nairaland / General / Re: Rare Video of A Nairalander who Breathes Under Water by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:51am On Dec 03, 2014
teemanbastos:
PLS GO AND TRY THAT@PACIFIC OCEAN...WE WUD BE HAPPY TO WATCH D VIDEO itz been a long time i saw a blue whale grin

You are a wicked somebori! grin

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