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Politics › Re: El-Rufai On Edo Election: "APC Was Going To Win, I Don’t Know What Happened" by Timijo(m): 1:05pm On Sep 21, 2020

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright...
He shock them....

Obaseki my real niggarrr

Ambode the pussy asss niggarrr with no balls

Have been smoking since morning celebrating.....
I for say make PDP do the same for Lagos
But the big question be say... whether lagosian are ready to liberate themselves
To put an end to zombeism
Anyway..... whenever they are ready...they should inform we Edolite

Guy, do you play chess? I played a guy with a similar name not long ago on lichess.

Celebrities › Re: Ikorodu Bois Recreate DJ Cuppy And Sister's Pose With Ferraris by Timijo(m): 7:39pm On Sep 17, 2020

Shellsploit:
Let me quickly close gate before Righteousness 89 strolls in for todays gospel acclamation.

Where's Lalasticlala sef.

So you don't want to hear preaching? grin

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Crime › Re: Four Nigerians Arrested In Philippines For Hacking Bank’s System (Video) by Timijo(m): 5:18pm On Sep 09, 2020

I am in one of these Asian countries working hard to make money but these greedy people will not stop disgracing me. I was making a PowerPoint presentation for tomorrow's lesson before I took a rest to read some news on nairaland. Come to think of it, I have a Filipino babe there.

Politics › Re: Adam Albani: "President Buhari Is Incompetent & Useless" - Islamic Cleric (Video by Timijo(m): 12:25pm On Sep 08, 2020

Lol, hunger don reset this one brain. We have never had it like this before.

Travel › Re: Which Country Can One Travel To With N2.5 Million? by Timijo(m): 2:04pm On Sep 07, 2020

This guy is seeking attention and he's getting it. Shingbai he no get.

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Food › Re: Russians Eat Okro Soup And Eba For The First Time by Timijo(m): 4:23pm On Sep 05, 2020

Millimann:
They complained about small pepper? You didn't tell them about Yoruba stew?

These people don't eat pepper at all. They use bell peppers sometimes but they are not hot.
But come to think of it ooo, I have been eating their different food all this while and nobody makes a post about me. I have been saying it, if any man marries a Russian lady and takes her to Nigeria to cook for the family, na the mother in law go pursue her comot. She go say she no sabi cook because their food get as e be.

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Sports › Re: Messi's New Deal At Man City Would See Him Earn N153m Per Day, N4.5bn Per Month by Timijo(m): 3:07pm On Sep 02, 2020

Dalil8:
[b]Those net worth mean nothing if you don't get to use the money. Most of those so called billionaires still live on mortgages and pay checks. They still get paid yearly, it's not like they own those billions all to ~~theirselves.[/b~~]

themselves

Celebrities › Re: INNOBIA Farms: 2face Idibia's Soya Beans Farm In Benue State (video) by Timijo(m): 9:05pm On Aug 31, 2020

JidennaJason:
While Wizkid, Naira Marley, Zlatan, Burna Boy and Small Doctor are "Proud" owners of Bentley, and Rolex watch Worth $1.6mil.

"Get money, Get sense"

Good one from 2baba, he's truly a king.

Everyone has the right to spend their money the way they like. So, stop this comparison.

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Sports › Re: Barcelona REFUSE To Hold Meeting With Lionel Messi Unless For A New Contract by Timijo(m): 10:31am On Aug 30, 2020

Leo1994A:
I think that LM10 should now change his parent club Barcelona. I am sorry for hurting the feelings of Barca fans. But in this case, I have always considered CR7 to be more versatile than LM10. CR7 has played for different clubs in different leagues and my friends keep one thing in mind that playing for a single club for many years is much easier than playing for multiple clubs were the conditions change accordingly.

You are not making sense ogbeni.

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Education › Re: FG Planning To Pay Private School Teachers, Artisans – Osinbajo by Timijo(m): 9:16am On Aug 28, 2020

It is a good move if they can do this on time because they have been singing it all this while.

Phones › Re: I Just Got Scammed by Timijo(m): 10:11pm On Aug 27, 2020

Boozah:
I am very devastated. Its a different thing if i got uk used. However it was sealed as brand new so i wasnt bothered. Not knowing i was scammed. The shop is owned by an igbo man and he claimed he bought it brand new.now im scared that the one they will give me tomorrow will still be refurbished and nicely sealed as brand new. I went to a shop withh my intention to buy a brand new never before used phone and i paid via real transfer .but look at what i was giving. Thats the phone as i got it from the shop before tearing away the nylon

Dear Boozah,

I feel sorry for your ordeal and I apologise on behalf of my countrymen.

The Bible says, "The heart of a man is desperately wicked, who can know it?" And what has happened to you confirms the scripture that I quoted.
Because of my experience with Igbo traders, I stop patronising them. I apologise to those who might feel bad because I mentioned Igbo, I am not a tribal bigot but that is just the bitter truth. I prefer to buy things from Hausa traders because a very good number of them are honest.
Now, I will advise you not to collect the replacement. Those guys cannot be trusted, they are like leopards that can not change the colour of their skin. Once beaten, twice shy. Collect your money and go to a reliable phone store to get a better one. If the so called scammer refuses to give you your money, don't quarrel with him. Just walk away to look for two soldiers who will help you to get your money. 3k or 5k will do the magic.

I hope this piece of advice will help you recover your money and get you what you need.

Good luck,

Timijo Sympathiser.

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Food › Re: See The Plate Of Rice I Cooked With Just 200 Naira by Timijo(m): 8:18am On Aug 24, 2020

Kingproy:
Life is not hard, you don't just know how to manage.

The gods are angry because they don't eat this type of concoction as a sacrifice. Therefore, your sacrifice is not accepted.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by Timijo(m): 8:02pm On Aug 23, 2020

SamAzing:
Please help us with English links. Not those Arabs screaming gogogogogoggoaalll ayiiiiiii ayayayayay. They give me heart attack over nothing.

Download live football app on Google store to watch it. You can also watch it on www.skorlive.com/soccer if you have a very strong network.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by Timijo(m): 8:01pm On Aug 23, 2020

Game on, I'm rooting for PSG. Let's go boys.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by Timijo(m): 8:00pm On Aug 23, 2020

drskyfly007:
Please any link for the match....

Download live football app on Google store to watch it. You can also watch it on www.skorlive.com/soccer if you have a very strong network.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by Timijo(m): 4:54pm On Aug 23, 2020

Salvador1:
Mr avenger season 2 is coming.

We are winning tonight.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by Timijo(m): 2:48pm On Aug 23, 2020

As a Barca fan, I am with PSG. THEY MUST AVENGE FOR ME.
PSG hala BAYERN!

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Sports › Re: PSG Beat RB Leipzig To Reach Their First Ever Champions League Final by Timijo(m): 10:30am On Aug 19, 2020

As a Barca fan, I stand with PSG to revenge for me if Bayern qualifies.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Will Finish The Season Trophyless After Losing To Sevilla In The UEL by Timijo(m): 1:29pm On Aug 18, 2020

Chukkson:
You probably don't banter on nairaland.

But I'm sure you have a couple of Arsenal fans that you taunt..

I don't do all that both online and offline okay.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Will Finish The Season Trophyless After Losing To Sevilla In The UEL by Timijo(m): 6:21pm On Aug 17, 2020

Chukkson:
But you banter others when they don't lift trophies..

It's 3 seasons in a row. Na so e dey take start..

Show me a thread on which I criticised any club for ending a season without a trophy and I will withdraw my words.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man United Will Finish The Season Trophyless After Losing To Sevilla In The UEL by Timijo(m): 1:05pm On Aug 17, 2020

And so what! MU is not the first football club to end a season without a trophy and neither will it be the last club to do so. Besides, there are many big clubs that ended the season without a trophy. @op, why are you gossiping MU?

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Sports › Re: Southampton Confirm £10.9m Signing Of Mohammed Salisu From Real Valladolid by Timijo(m): 7:33pm On Aug 13, 2020

And they said this player is 22 years old? I must be 15 years old then if I wanted to play football.

Politics › Re: Tony Kabaka At APC Grand Rally Today In Edo (Photos) by Timijo(m): 5:43pm On Aug 08, 2020

And Naira Marley was arrested for organizing a concert in this period. Funke Akindele too was not left out in their injustice. What a country!

Sports › Re: Josip Ilicic Caught His Wife Cheating, May Not Play Against PSG by Timijo(m): 7:25am On Aug 03, 2020

I have a friend who is working abroad. He has a girlfriend and also goes to the club on weekends to pack girls for a threesom with his counterpart. Sometimes, I wonder what would be his reaction if his wife does the same thing.

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Sports › Re: Josip Ilicic Caught His Wife Cheating, May Not Play Against PSG by Timijo(m): 7:19am On Aug 03, 2020

Everyone is bashing the woman here but can the husband swear that he has been faithful to his marital vow ever since he found himself in Italy. I am not in support of adultery but the line must be drawn. When men leave their wives to work elsewhere, they break the marital vow but expect their wives to keep it. They forget that it is a vow between them and they must both keep the vow with a strong commitment.
Sometimes, I pity women because of this. A man can live his wife for a year or more to work in another state or country and he will have concubines to satisfy his sexual demands but he does not want his wife to cheat on him. Most women stay faithful when their husbands are away, please not all these slay queens who got married because age is no longer on their side. If you do not want your wife to cheat on you, you must be ready to do the same. But you cannot be cheating and expect her to "hold body". If you are not cheating and she does, you are justified. But you can't be doing the same and pretend to be innocent while you present her as an adulterous woman. You are both guilty.

Crime › Re: I Was Raped By Policeman For Not Wearing Face-Mask In Rivers - Widow Narrates by Timijo(m): 3:52pm On Jul 30, 2020

I have never heard that policemen in other countries are raping the people they were meant to protect. All sorts of human abuse are found among these policemen. Does failure to wear a face mask warrant an arrest? And if we find out, the officers might be guilty of the same offence.
I pray the victim get the appropriate justice.

Politics › Re: Okoudoh Patrick Iyoha Resigns As DG Of Obaseki/Shaibu Movement, Joins APC by Timijo(m): 7:05pm On Jul 28, 2020

Politicians are like ants, they look for wherever there is sugar and when they are done eating it, they look elsewhere.

Politics › Re: Buratai: Insecurity Will End When Nigerians Want It To End by Timijo(m): 6:54pm On Jul 20, 2020

So the security of the country is now in the hands of Nigerians?
In order word, it is not his duty to end insecurity in Nigeria.
Things fell apart.

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Family › Re: How A Facebook Comment Crashed Her Marriage by Timijo(m): 9:44pm On Jul 13, 2020

Slynation:
You are the one that said that o not me... I'm not legally encouraging men to cheat or in support of cheating in marriage.... I just stated what I felt was the reason due to the question you asked

I did not ask a question in the comment you quoted. I think you misunderstood me.

Family › Re: How A Facebook Comment Crashed Her Marriage by Timijo(m): 8:37pm On Jul 13, 2020

Slynation:
The basic difference is that a cheating wife might poison/kill the husband just to get her freedom, but Men are likely to carry on with the marriage and still showers love on his wife.... Even the bible tagged a cheating wife more deadly than a poisonous snake

So, you are simply saying that it is okay for men to cheat their wives while they expect the wives to be faithful? And who told you that a cheating husband cannot harm his wife? Do you know the emotional torments that cheating husbands inflict on their wives? Men who cheat endanger the lives of their wives in one way or the other. It is either their concubines snatch them away and leave their wives in pains or they get rid of them. Some of these cheating husbands also abuse their wives physically. Do not also forget that a cheating husband can also contract STDs and spread it to his innocent wife.
Cheating in marriage is wrong and no one has the monopoly right to cheat.

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Family › Re: How A Facebook Comment Crashed Her Marriage by Timijo(m): 6:50pm On Jul 13, 2020

eni4real:
Entanglement??

Meaning?

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