₦airaland Forum

tensazangetsu: I wanna be the jerk girls date how do i do it?

careful what u wish for

Tolexander: This is not nigerian at all.

The summary of the mistakes nigerians make in a relationship is the guy refusing to spend big cash and the lady refusing to open legs!

most NLs just copy posts from foreign webpage to post.

profjustine: Use pampas

Na wa for u o

Na wetin we go call am? Hurricane Lagosis

mabebe1: how many yrs did i use to senior u?

very common

slimyem: Good samaritan. The world needs many more like you.
May you reap what your hands have sown.

Good Nigerian

jmaine: Hope this cease fire is not in anyway related to the Ramadan fast coming up . ..

I hope its a genuine plea from the haramite

They're acting movie for us ni. lets see if killin won't resume after fasting

Jamey Maxwell: On the street... Hustling

good boy. more time will be available for you to hustle wella

really? u need therapy session if u stil think lik this b now

Garfield and pussy in the butt

Acelifted: Even me the poster. I am already guilty of one of them. I am posting this right in the middle of a service. May be am not enjoying the choir's ministration.

na wa o. u no even fit wait till u get home to reply

Fidelity bank advert- that of child and grandfather at waterside. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Till date;
4 vmobile
5 celtel
5 zain
3 airtel
1 glo
6 etisalat
12 mtn
stil in use;
4 mtn
2 etisalat
1 airtel

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JideJamez: Armed robber go soon dey snatch police cars............this cars cool no be small*GTA mind*

Just as I thought. D car will start missin very soon

Are u reporting or tellin ur/a story??

Hmmmmmm

Buy her Z10 or iphone x6

Even both of them agreed to flush him down?? They must ve tried to abort him too if he could ve escape flushin

bellong: Masturbation is not an healthy habit. You may need to pretend to wake up to use the restroom anytime he is at it so as to let him know you are aware.

I'll recommend it too

armyofone: Yes, forgive.

The good book said: He who hath no sin should first cast the stone and the pharises left one by one.

and what if I don't??

Abia should do it

shollywine: Nigeria a lawless country.... May d student soul rest in peace

are u praying he should die

life4all: I had the same experience with AccessBank, I sent them an e-mail but there was no response. It was initially #100/ month either you use the account that month or not so they have graduated to #200 now.

I have not done any transaction on that account since almost a year and I do not plan to since I have a better bank that do not need to steal from my account every month.

Mine was 320<100 for electronic buzz, 100 account maintainance and 120 for sms alert charge which is all adverts from them o> since i've empty d account now, it has been reduced to 100 but am not using it again till they stop dat corporate stealing

nikkyshyne: Naaa. My bed is.

The blood flow in my legs ceases when I sit more than 5min.

you need help!

patwhizkid: Dupe Nursery & Primary schOol, Lagos state
New Total Child Nursery Primary & Secondary School, Bayelsa State
Faith Comprehensive International Nursery primary & secondary school, Bayelsa state
Dave Christian secondary school, Bayelsa state
Faith International Secondary School, Bayelsa state
Bayelsa state college of Arts & science, Bayelsa state
Delta State University, Abraka Delta State

how many sch only u com go?

Edu nursery and primary school, Akure.
Omo'luorogbo grammar school, Akure. Ondo State
University of Ilorin, kwara state.

bluejeff: My friend use to say a china phone with 6 speakers, 2 in front, 2 at the back and one each on the sides, one can start a party with it.

5.1 sound system!

Elvin001: free 10mb daily will be ok.

I second that

Mass wedding. Taking a nap befor their turn

The baby survived because that Snake specie don't bite when tormented or feel uncomfortable.