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CrimeRe: My Horrible Experience With Pickpocket Last Night by Timoleon(m): 11:41pm On Aug 09, 2016
dacovajnr:
You had spoken to her politely hence she got away unchallenged, if you had used a typical lagos girl tone like"Wooz wobi!! Omo iya e be lyk say craze dey ur head abi,iyalaya e,emi ma ni, emi Berlyn,Omo Germany.. forget my fine face oooo! I go tear u with bottle if u no put my money for where u cmot am" She won't think twice before she handover the Money grin grin grin
i swear down...this is the first approach u give a pickpocket.
SportsRe: Chierika Ukogu Representing Nigeria At Rio 2016 Olympics by Timoleon(m): 10:20pm On Aug 09, 2016
Sunnycliff:
From the Presidency to the sports minister and NOC. all of them are a disgrace to team Nigeria!

I pray her sacrifice won't be in vain as she's qualified for the next stage of her sporting event. The annoying thing is that the berret wearing mad man will take the glory of her success as the sports minister!
how will he take her glory...has anyone ever taken blessing okhagbares glory? How often does she say it that she sponsors herself mostly? If she wins, her medal is hers, the credit is hers.
SportsRe: Chierika Ukogu Representing Nigeria At Rio 2016 Olympics by Timoleon(m): 10:15pm On Aug 09, 2016
Laird:
Please I am Igbo with a Yoruba mum so I am being practical.
The foreign born athletes sportspeople representing Nigeria are doing it for THEIR PERSONAL CAREER EXPOSURE AND CV BOOST AND REPUTATION and not because of a failed state called Nigeria and not because of any patriotism. It is all personal interest which is not evil..
Nigeria's failed sports ministry and government leaves indigenes(home born and based Nigerians unable to participate in International Competitions because of lack of finance, lack of equipment and government support) and so foreign trained,supported by the facilities and amenities and benefits of sports programmes ( sports scholarships, sports equipment and infrastructure and government sports support) in the Developed world who did not make their Developed country competition team use their Nigerian Second CITIZENSHIP to compete in International Competitions for their PERSONAL SPORTS CV and CAREER PROFILE AND SPORTS COMPETITION EXPOSURE to be boosted. Not for any smelly Nigeria.

Its all personal reasons but not evil. Though sports administrators and governments might want to not release funds or divert or withhold sports budgets because Onyibo/Western born or based Nigerians sportpersons who live and make use of the Developed Worlds facilities and amenities will use Nigerians flag to compete and boost their personal CV and sports profile when their Western/Developed country does not pick them to compete in International events
true...who gets d money and the sponsorship deals wen t does work out? Its mostly about self...repping nigeria is just a platform.
CelebritiesRe: Leo Mezie Loses His Right Leg, Can't Move With His Right Legs Again by Timoleon(m): 9:03pm On Aug 08, 2016
400billionman:
My dear, after observing that 90% of what we see on instagram are borrowed life, cars, house and effizy, i just cautioned myself today to stop using social media aside nairaland. I can only view but not post.
lol but true talk...bin a while i posted on instagram myself. Cant live the fake life.
SportsRe: RIO2016 Olympics: Sweden Vs Nigeria 0 - 1 (Full Time) by Timoleon(m): 12:10am On Aug 08, 2016
ben1daEbiri:
You're even contradicting the what you said earlier...apart from Neymar,can name another player(s) who is a household name and is 23 or less in this olympics?
neymar is in the olympics as an overage.
RomanceRe: Upload Your Sunday Selfie by Timoleon(m): 7:27pm On Aug 07, 2016
Funjosh:
tongue
na all these kain hats dey cover person glory.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicesters Vs Manchester United:Community Shield (1 - 2) On 7th August 2016 by Timoleon(m): 7:15pm On Aug 07, 2016
Mikechinos:
Zlatan once decided to take the opposition all by himself. He asked his teammates to go to Winchester and wait for it to all blow over. When his teammates switched on the telly, they saw Zlatan 1 - Arsenal 0 Very happy, the teammates decided to visit him at half time and congratulate him for taking on teh arch rivals single handedly. However when they reached the park, it was quite late, Zlatan was standing in teh changing room. The match had ended 1-1 and Giroud had equalized in the 89th minute. With tears in his eyes, he hugged his team mates and begged for forgiveness. But his teammates were perplexed. They told him, Zlatan but you single handedly fetched a draw iwth Arsenal, thats not bad too. Zlatan then replied " I was sent off in the 47 th minute "
great one my friend...made me laugh out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicesters Vs Manchester United:Community Shield (1 - 2) On 7th August 2016 by Timoleon(m): 7:13pm On Aug 07, 2016
Ademoore07:
The match was so boring, Infact performances below average. Mourhino broke a poor record today. I think he was a symbol of embarrassment and an enigma of hatred by resubstituting Juan Mata. Very bad
all these grammar cos he substituted mata to waste time? If he had banished mata to the reserves as he did schweinsteiger, dictionary for no reach you o.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Godly Dressing Make One Godly? by Timoleon(m): 10:21am On Aug 07, 2016
2dugged:
correct yourself it's God with capital letter G
oyo...thats just semantics
RomanceRe: 11 Things A Man Should Never Do For A Woman No Matter How Much You Love Her by Timoleon(m): 9:31am On Aug 07, 2016
Creamish:
Is this before or after marriage?

Regardless of the timing, I somewhat disagree wit No.6. If the lady makes you change your appearance for the better..and u luv how u look as against the previous , its a good thing whether the relationship lasts or not. Loving someone for who they are does not translate to loving him for being dirty and unkempt. If in the course of the relationship, ur potbelly and fat get trimmed down because of her, its more to your own benefit as a man.
nice arguments there. Its not always negative, there a plus side to her wanting u to change appearance.
RomanceRe: 11 Things A Man Should Never Do For A Woman No Matter How Much You Love Her by Timoleon(m): 9:27am On Aug 07, 2016
loseyourseld:
In an ideal world, sponsoring a girl you love through school should not be bad, but from experience, I won't recommend it. A friend sponsored his girl friend through medical school, only for the girl to dump him when she graduated saying that she can't marry a man with tribal marks. Truly, the guy has terrible tribal marks, but why accept his money when you know you can't marry him.

Money is difficult to turn down, it clouds a lady's judgement, and will accept to date any guy that is willing to sponsor her. But once education is over, and she starts working the relationship is over.
oh my heart! Tribal marked money sweet die...tribal mark husband? No No!
Christianity EtcRe: Does Godly Dressing Make One Godly? by Timoleon(m): 8:41am On Aug 07, 2016
from my own understanding of the bible, it is gods wish that we walk nhaked. Thats how he created us...now you guys are just confusing me. Which new dresscode be godly dressing? When god got to eden that fateful evening, he called on adam and eve,but they hid demselves...he asked y dey were hiding, they said because they were nhaked...god was angry he said who told u, u were nhaked? Before long, he sent them out of eden....in my conclusion, it is in gods plans that those who are to be in paradise, roam nhakedd.
CelebritiesRe: Leo Mezie Loses His Right Leg, Can't Move With His Right Legs Again by Timoleon(m): 1:45pm On Aug 06, 2016
just goes further to caution people who envy others on instagram...na fake life! Our celebs will be wearing all the designers on red carpet and instagram but cant raise 10m? Them come still create list of how several of them take raise 1.2m what a shame. I av a feeling in my guts thay this money and list will soon cause bruhaha amongst them. Patiently watching as this story unfolds.

I just checked the names...over 90 supposed celebs cant raise 10m....stars from one of the biggest movie industries in the world...chai this life is a pot of beans.
CelebritiesRe: Emma Nyra Flaunts Her Breast Nipples In Her Room ( Pics & Vid) by Timoleon(m): 12:47pm On Aug 06, 2016
when the music isnt bringing in the naira, let the neepples bring in the naira...emma nyrra may now be called neepple naira.
FashionRe: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Timoleon(m): 12:42pm On Aug 06, 2016
i vote iamkingzlee cc: NLJega
CrimeRe: OAU Female Law Student Kidnapped At Ife, Dumped In Kwara by Timoleon(m): 10:23am On Aug 06, 2016
LastMumu:
No the Okada man is not human he is a camel. Rubbish!
dude why art thou harsh?
PoliticsRe: Budget Padding: Gbajabiamila Distances Self, Calls For Calm by Timoleon(m): 8:25am On Aug 02, 2016
Kaybee14:
Let's wait & see how it will unfold. I just hope all the allegations would not end as inconclusive & swept under the carpet because the more you look, the less you see when it comes to Nigeria politics.
this is my fear.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Mahmoud Is New NBA President by Timoleon(m): 8:17am On Aug 02, 2016
This post or space dont matter to me, i am just waiting to read the different theories and explanations of how Buhari made a northerner the president of the NBA. Please mention me with your explanations.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Build 5000 Houses In Each State Of The Federation - Shehuri by Timoleon(m): 8:03am On Aug 02, 2016
haba...which comedian been talk this joke? Its been over one year already, has he built 1000 houses in these states already? Frankly, this apc govt should stop with all these half thought promises. Do more, talk less.
PoliticsRe: Padded Budget: PDP & Jibrin's Revelations by Timoleon(m): 7:52am On Aug 02, 2016
e come pain me say i book this space sha...pdp just dey unserious sha...let me raise some questions too.

Is this the first time there will be a budget padding?

What did pdp do to stop this show of shame in their 16years of rule?

Is there no pdp member on the budget appropriation committee?

Did pdp members of the house not get the same copy of the budget for scrutiny before it was passed?

Why didnt they speakup abi speakout?
CrimeRe: Gun Battle Around Iba LASU Road By Suspected Militants by Timoleon(m): 12:08am On Jul 30, 2016
18wheeler:
It's already 29th July, the world hasn't ended. At least I'm here living. So much for doomsayers.
patiently looking forward to the next prophecy.
Christianity EtcRe: ''anybody Putting On 'attachment' Is Putting On Snake In The Realm Of Darkness'' by Timoleon(m): 1:28pm On Jul 28, 2016
poik:
Don't make statements on things you clearly have no knowledge of.
This view of yours has told me all I need to know about your stance with the God u claim to know.
For you to compare wearing of clothes to painting of eyelashes and altering of Gods pristine creation to suit narcissistic and immoral whims, reeks of wilful and sheer ignorance.
you forget that clothes became necessary only after our first parents sinned. same goes for bathing and brushing teeth and the rudimentary body care activities, which I know u will latch onto to support your lame argument.
I never said the person who does it will end up in hell. but a Christian will not do those.
you are so far gone...................
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lastma by Timoleon(m): 8:53am On Jul 28, 2016
Alabamah:
October 4.
thanks
Christianity EtcRe: ''anybody Putting On 'attachment' Is Putting On Snake In The Realm Of Darkness'' by Timoleon(m): 4:23pm On Jul 27, 2016
poik:
Synthetic, yes, but from where and by who? Certainly the fetish shrines of India and Brazil. and the rest. God made man and concluded he was good. Any form of addition is perversion of Gods creation and an insult to His aesthetic insights. There is nothing like major and minor where Gods word is concerned.
Did you just talk of jewellery? Read Exodus 21 and find how earrings and boring if ears were not just for slaves, but slaves who didn't want to be free. Read also Genesis 35 to know that jewellery was a sign of spiritual impediment and was to be removed when man was to be cleansed enough to meet with his God. Read Judges 8.24 to know that jewellery is alien to Israelite culture, and is a sign of apostasy.
the assertion may be true or not, but I certainly know that perversion of any kind is not in consonance with Scripture.
until i see pictures of you walking your streets without any form of clothes, i can authoritatively tell you, you will end up in hell. All your life you have insulted gods 'aesthetic insights' when god created man and woman, he created them and left them to roam without clothes...adam and eve realised this and covered demselves he was so angry he sent them out of eden. Please god today, roam nikid for the rest of your life.
Christianity EtcRe: ''anybody Putting On 'attachment' Is Putting On Snake In The Realm Of Darkness'' by Timoleon(m): 3:58pm On Jul 27, 2016
Remzoid:
1 John 2:15-17 Love not the world,neither the things that are in the world.If any man love the world,the love of the father is not in him. 16.For all that is in the world,the lust of the flesh,the lust of the eyes,and the pride of life,is not of the father,but of the world. 17.And the world passeth away,and lust thereof:but he that doeth the will of God abideth forever

Attachments,weave on,eye lashes,relaxers,bleaching creams are things of this world,they belong to the devil and his cohorts and they use this to manipulate humans spiritually.When God created the world he did not create all these things,he created us naturally and wants us to be natural
e ma wo mutherforka yi sha! Picture of u nikid or you are goin to hell) afterall, gods initial plan is for man to go nikid abi na natural u call am....fockboy oshi!
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Assists Accident Victims In Akwa Ibom. PICS by Timoleon(m): 8:38am On Jul 27, 2016
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lastma by Timoleon(m): 8:32am On Jul 27, 2016
pls urgent...when is lastma training camp starting...need to know, very urgent
CrimeRe: 2 Ekpoma Students Arrested By NAF For NAF Recruitment Scam by Timoleon(m): 6:07pm On Jul 26, 2016
Damn...The hustle is real
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Skill Acquisition (Phone Repairs- Hardware and Software) by Timoleon(m): 12:42pm On Jul 26, 2016
location and cost?
CrimeRe: Ghana Policeman Shoots Wife & Kids To Death, Shoots Himself In Ghana: Graphic by Timoleon(m): 12:06pm On Jul 26, 2016
Mandynews:
I just feel so bad for this family. I guess when this man was a kid he used to have a dream of becoming a greater person not a police man. act of frustration #LifeDrama #RIP
#lifedrama
CrimeRe: Gun Battle Around Iba LASU Road By Suspected Militants by Timoleon(m): 11:55am On Jul 26, 2016
laksides:
Militants causing chaos around imose and totowu waterside are currentling on gun rampage with policemen and soldiers. According to report now is that one police attached with igando police station is down already with a stray bullet from the militants.
Please anybody on his route along lasu iba express road should just restrict now.
More to follow.....
Mods, pls do the needful to save souls
@op, its a gun duel na, how can the police guy be hit by stray bullet? Hes one of the targets na.

I feel bad for him though. The state of the nation is scary...insecurity, economic recession, high rate of unemployment, inflation...one can only hope the world truely ends on the 29th of july.
HealthRe: Epilepsy- A Brain Disorder Not A Spiritual Attack by Timoleon(m): 10:43pm On Jul 25, 2016
Charles4075:
Rotfl cheesy cheesy cheesy. My guy, I swear your case worse..
dis one wey you dey rotf, mo let epilepsy catch you o...africans no dey help who get epilepsy o. If you mange survive am, dem go beat you die say u dey demonic.

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