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Car TalkRe: Car Wash Guy Drives Client's Benz GLC To Buy Food, Crashes It (video) by Timoleon(m): 3:40pm On Dec 24, 2021
Guy on a Zazou budget Dey use anoda man Benz Dey do tanga. Some girls go don Dey reason the guy same things don zeh for this Christmas. Now bobo ti je gbese.

TravelRe: Man Survives Accident In Imo: 'People Died, Some Injured' (Photos) by Timoleon(m): 3:34pm On Dec 24, 2021
MelesZenawi:
May his name be praised.
Whose name exactly? undecided


“People died, many injured...”

...I only got a dent on my car ‘may his name be praised’

RomanceRe: Kenyan Side Chic Knocks Out Sugar Daddy’s Wife During Confrontation At Her Place by Timoleon(m): 11:34am On Dec 24, 2021
Wetin d wife find go do for side cabal?
Kokaine:
A society that cheers a side chick while she takes on the married wife is really messed up
FamilyRe: My Wife Kept Kids Hungry And Travelled To See Mum by Timoleon(m): 9:00am On Dec 24, 2021
Grandma will be happy to have her babies around guyman will have peace of mind. Just drop bar for Yuletide for grandma and leave the help to assist grandma too.
otokx:
Pack all the children inside a car, drop them at their grandma and come back to your house and rest.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Dad Takes To Crossdressing, Gives Reasons: Video by Timoleon(m): 6:38pm On Dec 23, 2021
If you say so.
Sleekfingers:
I ain't. But I know lots of them. They are my friends. And they ain't gay.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Dad Takes To Crossdressing, Gives Reasons: Video by Timoleon(m): 5:39pm On Dec 23, 2021
Are you a cross-dresser? undecided
Sleekfingers:
All cross dressers are not gay.......
FamilyRe: Nigerian Dad Takes To Crossdressing, Gives Reasons: Video by Timoleon(m): 2:05pm On Dec 23, 2021
Your dad is not dramatic undecidedyour dad is gay.
SportsRe: Concern At PSG That Neymar Won't Be Back To Face Real Madrid by Timoleon(m): 12:57pm On Dec 23, 2021
Nonsense report. We have Messi. We don’t need any other players. He has always done it alone. Without him PSG is nothing.
SportsRe: Pinnick Confirms NFF Met Mourinho For Super Eagles Job by Timoleon(m): 12:47pm On Dec 23, 2021
Rastaramsey:
They wan sign coach via easy buy grin grin

CrimeRe: Lady Sexually Abused Man In Port Harcourt Hotel, Cart Away His Handset & Money by Timoleon(m): 12:30pm On Dec 23, 2021
Sexually assaulted till he was unconscious?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford Vs Chelsea EFL Cup (0 - 2) On 22nd December 2021 by Timoleon(m): 9:15am On Dec 23, 2021
Did you watch the match? No. If not for Messi, Lorient would have won that match.
oakinshield:
my friend Keep quiet �
SportsRe: Pinnick Confirms NFF Met Mourinho For Super Eagles Job by Timoleon(m): 8:56am On Dec 23, 2021
Nice joke.


Ordinary $50,000/month that was Rohr’s salary was owed for several months, na Coach wey una no fit afford una won Dey price? Were you window-shopping?
CrimeRe: They Were Beaten Black And Blue Because They Cooked Rice by Timoleon(m): 8:50am On Dec 23, 2021
Oh I get it. There’s a mix up somewhere. I’m not your older brother. This words were meant for him I suppose?
PDJT:
[s][/s]

-Lowlife skunk!
CrimeRe: They Were Beaten Black And Blue Because They Cooked Rice by Timoleon(m): 2:23am On Dec 23, 2021
PDJT:
[s][/s]

-I pray God make you barren forever.
if to say god answer your previous prayers, you suppose get money pass Elon Musk. Shithead like you.
AutosRe: Trailer Crushes Traffic Warder To Death In Calabar. by Timoleon(m): 1:28am On Dec 23, 2021
Sorry about this bro.
Clintifydan:
This horrible incident is unbearable if the children are still little believe me, I had lost my parents to something similar when i was Little. Back then i never felt as much pain as i do now.. If there is one thing i can trade my self for, it would be bringing back my parents back to earth.. Rip to the deceased.
HealthRe: . by Timoleon(m): 12:47am On Dec 23, 2021
The only real advice I can give you is “pick yourself up, hustle hard, grind, double the hustle multiply it. E hard for many people out there for reals and for the most part of it, it’s through your hard work and sweat that you’ll emancipate yourself. No let anybody deceive you either, it’s not going to be easy o, but if you no try, you’ll most likely never know how much you can grow. If you give up, na you fvck up!
Christianity EtcRe: Abstain From All Uncleanness by Timoleon(m): 12:42am On Dec 23, 2021
So those who wouldn’t harken to the message are cursed eh?
Christianity EtcRe: . by Timoleon(m): 12:40am On Dec 23, 2021
How can you be struggling with sex as a Christian? You are either a Christian (a person following in the footsteps of Christ and utterly devoted to his teachings. Hence no premarital sex) or you are not a Christian hence you have conflicting understanding on premarital sex.

Na so one girl Dey stress me say she would rather be a believer than be a Christian because Christians are sinful people but believers are disciples. I com Dey vex. How person go be believer and disciple of Christ and e no go be Christian?
LiteratureRe: Shout Out! by Timoleon(m): 12:30am On Dec 23, 2021
As a young boy in the ghetto
Dem tell me say wizzy no go blow
As a young boy in the ghetto
Dem tell me say wizzy no go fit do show
Now dem call me star boy
Basket boy in in charge
I'm badder than them by far boy
Jah bless me, so nottin them (bad guy) fit try no fit impress me
No be me na God bless me
He put me on top so no stress me
This time won pe olowo
But I no mind dem, dem be olodo
Talking ish about me se o ya were
My matter won gbe sori bi igbede
Now bad mind people say I too booga
Dem say I too dey act like dumb baba ye
Shoutout to my real nigga God go may you bigger ohh
Shoutout to my real nigga I pray that you get bigger ohh
Shoutout to my real nigga God go may you bigger ohh
Shoutout to my real nigga I pray that you get bigger ohh
E farabale, e gba agbara le
Abegi calm down no day do lepa le
If the fight start now, na you go first panle
No dey form james bond for me yea yea
Why you dey do like monkey?
Why you dey shout like your house dey for sea?
Now you dey denge denge I dey pose
I dey fast lane no go slow soo
E farabale, e gba agbara le
Abegi calm down no day do lepa le
If the fight start now, na you go first panle
No dey form james bond for me yea yea
Why you dey do like monkey?
Why you dey shout like your house dey for sea?
Now you dey denge denge I dey pose
I dey fast lane no go slow soo
Shoutout to my real nigga God go may you bigger ohh
Shoutout to my real nigga I pray that you get bigger ohh
Shoutout to my real nigga God go may you bigger ohh
Shoutout to my real nigga I pray that you get bigger ohh
E yea God go make you bigger oo
Sammy lowkey God go make you bigger oo
Banky W God go make you bigger oo
Wczeey God go make you bigger oo
Osagie hah God go make you bigger oo
By pa noni God go make you bigger oo
Rotimi Rudeboy God go make you bigger oo
Lolu rehab God go make you bigger oo
Ayo Banks oo God go make you bigger oo
For my real guys God go make you bigger oo
Yeahh God go make you bigger oo
God go make you bigger ooo

@wizkid undecided
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PoliticsRe: Video: Police Arrest Four Abuja "Rogue Officers" In Viral Extortion Video by Timoleon(m): 12:25am On Dec 23, 2021
Weyrey officers!

Owo palaba won ti segi!
CrimeRe: They Were Beaten Black And Blue Because They Cooked Rice by Timoleon(m): 12:24am On Dec 23, 2021
Why dem sef cook rice? Sebi na una Dey always shout for this Nairaland say when anybody reach una house, make e no enter una kitchen as na una personal property. When you send your children go anoda person house, wetin dem go find for kitchen? So tey dem even cook rice join. undecided
AutosRe: Trailer Crushes Traffic Warder To Death In Calabar. by Timoleon(m): 12:18am On Dec 23, 2021
Damn!

Some children just lost their mother who was struggling to make ends meet. My heart goes out to them o.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Leicester EFL Cup (5 - 4) pens On 22nd December 2021 by Timoleon(m): 10:53pm On Dec 22, 2021
You said “to win the epl, you have to win over 38 games”

There are only 38 games in an epl season so that submission is fantastically wrong. Also, Guardiola has never finished any season unbeaten not at Barca, Bayern and certainly not at man city. Lastly, every team goes through a phase of an unbeaten run...this does not guarantee you the league as a run of 3 draws and 3wins still stand as an unbeaten run.

Enjoy yourself though, I say make I disturb small.
osazsky:
nope but he dey do unbeaten run
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford Vs Chelsea EFL Cup (0 - 2) On 22nd December 2021 by Timoleon(m): 10:46pm On Dec 22, 2021
I try na
Jokerman:
Na true you talk my brother... you never talk the 'pressure assists and chances crrates,' stats[left][/left] grin angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Leicester EFL Cup (5 - 4) pens On 22nd December 2021 by Timoleon(m): 10:42pm On Dec 22, 2021
Has guardiola ever won over 38games in a a league season? See your bolder below.
osazsky:
completion games anything happens..for u to win your league in your country it's a process....and u must have plans..tactics to do this consistently...u win only 7 games in the ucl and u are in the finals..u have to win over 38 games for u to win d EPL.. dimateo has won the ucl. Oga rest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford Vs Chelsea EFL Cup (0 - 2) On 22nd December 2021 by Timoleon(m): 10:35pm On Dec 22, 2021
Lol...e funny?
Jokerman:
Lol....[left][/left] grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford Vs Chelsea EFL Cup (0 - 2) On 22nd December 2021 by Timoleon(m): 10:32pm On Dec 22, 2021
The first goal. The own goal.
Benwallt:
which goal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford Vs Chelsea EFL Cup (0 - 2) On 22nd December 2021 by Timoleon(m): 10:30pm On Dec 22, 2021
Stop all these hating abeg. Do you know how many passes Messi has made in the match? Or how many completed dribbles? Or how many touches? Messi is single handedly carrying psg. Stop the hating.
Jokerman:
Oh So...Mbappe no dey fir PSG line up, lol... no wonder them dey lose....

Pessi though.... cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage’s Son, Jamil & Davido’s Daughter, Imade Go On Play Date (Video) by Timoleon(m): 9:41pm On Dec 22, 2021
E tire me o. Even if they are of the same gender or more than two. As far as na arranged playtime for the kids na play date e be.
ozonechrome:
That's what arranged playtime with other kids is called.

It's a normal word. Your mind is the one reading meanings to it.
SportsRe: Enyimba, Al Ittihad Wait On CAF Over Enyinba’s ‘Inability’ To Honour Retun Leg by Timoleon(m): 10:37am On Dec 22, 2021
Yes thank you.
Fanatical:
You mean in favour of Rennes
SportsRe: Enyimba, Al Ittihad Wait On CAF Over Enyinba’s ‘Inability’ To Honour Retun Leg by Timoleon(m):
In this trying period that the world is passing through, Enyimba decided to travel without following Covid 19 Protocols. They couldn’t provide certificates of clearance for their players. CAF tried for them in rescheduling the match. UEFA did not afford Tottenham any such luxury before ruling In favour of VitesseRennes.
Let Enyimba take their ‘L’ in peace.
CrimeRe: We Use Female Private Parts To Prepare Charms For Money – Yahoo Boys Confess by Timoleon(m): 10:20pm On Dec 21, 2021
Where for the article you take see prostitution?
Promzy99:
Any girl wey get ears and eyes make dem learn... Work out ur own money and say no to prostituition...

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