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Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Attends Wedding That He Wasn't Invited, Just To Eat Jollof Rice by Timoleon(m): 11:35am On Nov 01, 2021
That’s where the joke is for me. That one word simply contradicts what you were saying. So I just added “true” even when it contradicts the context you were trying to create. Anyways good morning.
Mercychen:
Ok. But why did you have to point it out again since you feel it's correct.? undecided.

Anyways thanks for helping me align to suit the original context even though this was not the context I meant it. grin
Health › Re: Italian Police Transport Kidney In Lamborghini, Covers 500km In 2 Hours(Video) by Timoleon(m): 11:17am On Nov 01, 2021
Someone thought it’d be cool to flex the Lamborghini for once.
BluntCrazeMan:
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WHY DIDN'T THEY USE HELICOPTER??
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Health › Re: Italian Police Transport Kidney In Lamborghini, Covers 500km In 2 Hours(Video) by Timoleon(m): 11:16am On Nov 01, 2021
Explorers:
Its one thing to hit 200km/h and come back within 5-10 seconds.

It's another thing to hit 200km/h and hold it for 5-10minutes straight.

Do you have that road?
Leave that guy with his dreams. Our roads won’t even allow you hold 150 for 5 minutes not to talk of 200km/h
Sports › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Sack Coach, Nuno Espírito Santo by Timoleon(m): 11:14am On Nov 01, 2021
What is big about the club structure?
benratigan3:
He wasn't meant for the job,the club structure is too big for him.



More to follow........
Sports › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Sack Coach, Nuno Espírito Santo by Timoleon(m): 11:07am On Nov 01, 2021
All hail OLE GUNNER SOLSKJAER the giant slayer. Long may you reign in Manchester United.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: In A Pickle Here Kinda, Please Come In. by Timoleon(m): 11:07am On Nov 01, 2021
Very WTF
Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM cool WTF MAN
Christianity Etc › Re: I Gave A Pastor Fake Boyfriend Name And He Immediately Saw Visions. by Timoleon(m): 10:59am On Nov 01, 2021
You gave him fake names he saw fake visions so what?

Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Attends Wedding That He Wasn't Invited, Just To Eat Jollof Rice by Timoleon(m): 10:58am On Nov 01, 2021
Mercychen:
Lol... Are you high? grin.
Somebody can not make error in peace again?
i should get high buts it’s too early in the week. The supposed mistake though seems like a correct word to me and completes the sentence for me. So I’ll accept it as you have submitted it. He is fresher after leaving a decent and non promiscuous life.
Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Attends Wedding That He Wasn't Invited, Just To Eat Jollof Rice by Timoleon(m): 10:36am On Nov 01, 2021
But the quote you mentioned is saying something different
Toks2008:
The embolden is so true.

I dont know if there is something mysterious about it but people who don't sleep about usually look younger and fresher than their age

Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba Attends Wedding That He Wasn't Invited, Just To Eat Jollof Rice by Timoleon(m): 10:33am On Nov 01, 2021
shocked
Mercychen:
Lol.. cheesy grin
Abroad is not for this guy. Abeg just be coming back home.

Imagine gate-crashing a wedding ceremony just to have a taste of our own very jollof. He must have missed it so badly. I can't imagine not eating my favorite food just because I'm trapped in another man's land.

Me, I'll gate-crash any party for Afang soup if i find myself in a foreign land. I don't joke with my swallows.

This guy is just looking fresher and finer everyday. Evidence of leaving a decent and non-promiscuous life.
True (see emboldened )
Crime › Re: Suspected Yahoo Boy Sprays Money Along Sapele Road In Benin City (Video) by Timoleon(m): 10:22am On Nov 01, 2021
Is your name bankman? Sam? Fried?
Sysdatek:
Poor boys
Those of us in crypto laugh at their broke assess

Here below is a 29 year old crypto ceo worth 26 billion usd and does not go about throwing change

When most of them find out what we control and stay low. They get a reset

No go hustle better money. Live quiet life for ikoyi or banana island continue giving red jackets cheap benz to sell

Clowns

Education › Re: Fine Collection Of Fascinating, Interesting And Historical Photos by Timoleon(m): 5:41pm On Oct 31, 2021
Both. It means cigarette is expensive. It also means basic food is cheap.
placeofallure:
Could it be a measure to discourage people from smoking? Or our naira is this useless? Just wondering
Politics › Re: Hushpuppi: Kyari Not Reinstated — Punch by Timoleon(m): 9:56pm On Oct 30, 2021
A few more hours and the narrative will change. One lie to cover up another lie will come up. We are keenly watching.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 30th October 2021 by Timoleon(m): 5:52pm On Oct 30, 2021
He didn’t blame Ronaldo. He simply said Ronaldo left a huge gap by leaving at a time when it was already hard to replace him.
LesbianBoy:
Shebi chiellini blamed Ronaldo after they won a game. Since then they have been losing grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: God Does Not Fail by Timoleon(m): 12:38pm On Oct 29, 2021
Jesus knows
Kobojunkie:
How many lifetimes are there in Jesus Christ? undecided
Celebrities › Re: 2 Men Caught Hidden In Mattress While Trying To Get Into Spain From Morocco by Timoleon(m): 7:55am On Oct 29, 2021
Choi see desperation grin

Christianity Etc › Re: God Does Not Fail by Timoleon(m): 7:46am On Oct 29, 2021
Did he say which particular lifetime?
MITCHELL96:
He promised me that I'll be a professional footballer cry cry
Christianity Etc › Re: Gossipondo Residents Struggle To Touch Strange White Cloth That Fell From The Sk by Timoleon(m): 7:45am On Oct 29, 2021
You wonder why we are not developed. We are obviously not ready for it.
Computers › Re: China's Built World's Fastest Quantum Computer, 10 Million X Faster Than Google by Timoleon(m): 7:41am On Oct 29, 2021
cool
Romance › Re: Would You Accept Walk Dates? by Timoleon(m): 5:36pm On Oct 28, 2021
siofra:
How did you come to this conclusion? Did you take it from your nyash?
Sports › Re: Throwback Photos Of Alexander Arnold, Osimhen And Pulisic At FIFA U-17 World Cup by Timoleon(m): 5:13pm On Oct 28, 2021
I had a friend back then, 25 at the time was told that he was too young to make enyimbas feeder team when he went there for trials.
BlueRayDick:
You are wrong on Osimehn and Iheanacho's age. There's no how they are 17 or below when they played at the U-17 world cup. They may not be as old as those we used to parade in the past, but they are definitely not 17 as at that time.

In fact it is almost impossible for any Nigerian youngster to make that U-17 team while they are still below 17 years of age. Do u know what it takes to even get a chance to be selected for the trials alone?
I had friends that have gone for age grade trials in the past , I know how old they were that time.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Expects Twins With His Fiancee, Georgina Rodriguez (Photos) by Timoleon(m): 4:42pm On Oct 28, 2021
If she’s ordinary girlfriend and having so much fun, why spoil a good thing?
shogsman:
Wtf this lady has already produced a child now she's expecting another 2 with him again, she's going to have 3 kids with him and still be an ordinary girlfriend.
Now I know why irina shayk dumbed ororo
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Expects Twins With His Fiancee, Georgina Rodriguez (Photos) by Timoleon(m): 4:41pm On Oct 28, 2021
Not always. Sometimes it’s why didn’t I Dey e sooner? Why was I even born? Now I can finally rest... the list is endless. You can’t miss what you never had on a different different people have different course of life. The path to which they got to their point of death will always influence their line of thought at that moment.
Whitecoal711:
After all family is all you gat left,ask those at the point of death,the regret of most old folks on their dying moments is never spending more time with their love ones,
Miss you Mom and Dad
Will always love you wify
Kids you all I got and all I have
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mark Milley: Chinese Missile Launch Very Concerning, Says Top US General by Timoleon(m): 1:19pm On Oct 28, 2021
Celebrities › Re: Maria: "We Don’t Know Who Cubana Chief Priest Is" - Kelvin’s Brother by Timoleon(m): 8:10am On Oct 27, 2021
By force by force Nairaland Dey make all these people trend with their nonsense private matters.

O ti su mi!
Celebrities › Re: Maria: "We Don’t Know Who Cubana Chief Priest Is" - Kelvin’s Brother by Timoleon(m): 8:09am On Oct 27, 2021
Politics › Re: FG Plans Five Million Solar-powered Households, 250,000 Jobs by Timoleon(m): 4:40pm On Oct 26, 2021
One would sometimes wonder if our leaders aren’t geniuses in disguise. Despite all the campaign promises before the 2015 elections, 6 years later, all we have as citizens are still promises. Yet these leaders manage to hold on to power without so much dissent or voiced discontent.

Nigerians are either the toughest people on the planet or the most docile sheeples on the planet.

This country na wa!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Releases Application Form For 74th Regular Course by Timoleon(m): 4:38pm On Oct 26, 2021
Must have a death wish.

Must have family with ransom money available.

grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Releases Application Form For 74th Regular Course by Timoleon(m): 4:37pm On Oct 26, 2021
Let’s if there’ll still be a rush for these forms.
Family › Re: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by Timoleon(m): 12:54pm On Oct 24, 2021
Too much wisdom no go kill you. Enter your favorite bar and collect one bottle in my name.
Kobojunkie:
How can they be happy when they were raised by parents like yours to believe they need to have a man in their lives to complete them in some way? undecided

Jesus Christ taught us that God Almighty made created some - male and female alike - Eunuchs from birth, some become Eunuchs in life and others chose to become Eunuchs for the sake of the Kingdom of God - Matthew 19 vs 5 - 15 undecided

Sadly, some of those who were created Eunuchs are indoctrinated by ignorant parents into believing they are meant to marry and reproduce, setting their life into confusion from their very beginning. It is not mandatory to marry or have companions. This choice ought to be left to individuals to make on their own and in their own time. undecided

God made marital companionship a choice.... no one needs it to be happy,not even in old age. Those who don't have it can still be happy if they desire to be. And those who have it and are not happy can also choose to be happy regardless. undecided
NYSC › Re: NYSC Should Be Held Responsible For Kidnap Of Corpers In Zamfara - Shehu Sani by Timoleon(m): 8:41pm On Oct 23, 2021
Who should the NYSC hold responsible? The Federal government because of its failures does put a lot of pressure on the NYSC (which of course represents it) to post corpers in order to meet up with the obvious lack of man power especially in our public schools. The Corp members of course are a cheaper labour compared to actual staff. The Federal government also pressures the NYSC to post people because it masks the true nature of the unemployment market. At any given period of the year, millions of Nigerian youths don’t consider themselves unemployed because they are ‘serving’. Whereas service done voluntarily may be noble, the Nigerian service is an exploitation of the average Nigerian youth.



In other news though, all those soldiers that like to over carry work for head inside NYSC camp, this is your chance to prove your mettle. Go and rescue these young ones from the kidnappers’ den.
Sports › Re: Ansu Fati Speaks On ‘Pressure’ Of Taking Messi’s No 10 Shirt At Barcelona by Timoleon(m): 1:41pm On Oct 22, 2021
The point is that he’s not feeling the pressure because he has zeroed his mind on being like Messi. However he believes in following his own path and doing his best for his team. Messi like the other people he mentioned have secured their seats at the table of legends for Barca and for world football. He’s not trying to unseat anyone. He hopes to play long enough and well enough to be recognized like his predecessors.
iamauxin:
I don't even understand his main point

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