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Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 9:55pm On Aug 16, 2013
One fast guy just pull a speed on me.
As I was battling with slow network speed (thanks to EmptyN) trying to post my second reserved spot, a guy just bumped into it and 'chanced' me embarassed
Romance › Re: What's Your Deal Breaker In A Relationship? by timpaker(m): 1:46pm On Aug 16, 2013
jackbauersballs: Bad/No Sex and/or a partner that refuses to give Oral.

Cant get down with that undecided
grin grin grin Imagine a girl telling you to join hands together with her to pray before having s.ex. angry angry
Romance › Re: What's Your Deal Breaker In A Relationship? by timpaker(m): 1:43pm On Aug 16, 2013
Suspicion. A guy like me that travels a lot (never had a house of my own hotel thingz embarassed embarassed) if she can't keep those imaginative scenes off her head...then Goodluck to me! #youKnowWhatImean wink
Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 1:38pm On Aug 16, 2013
Cuddlemii: ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE TOP 20 CONTESTANT

Please I asked Mynd to correct the numbering errors. Its quite shameful that we had to implore the moderator to help us Number 1, 2, 3, 4...16.
Come on, guys! We are not in Kindergarten! If we can't adhere to something as simple as this, then how are we so sure that we won't have issues in the subsequent rounds? grin Please you were made Top 20 for a reason, uphold that standard. Numbering should be the least of our worries in this competition. Don't fall my hand cheesy
Heehheheheeheheh. grin grin grin grin. *choking*
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Suspect Arrested In Mohamed Abacha’s House by timpaker(m): 1:34pm On Aug 16, 2013
Wait a minute.... Abacha's son's house? I smell something! angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Toolz's Outfit To Sharon Adeleke's Wedding In Lagos by timpaker(m): 1:22pm On Aug 16, 2013
Where is Tonto Dikeh? angry angry angry
Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 - Submission Thread For Round 1 by timpaker(m): 1:16pm On Aug 16, 2013
Where is DYOUNGSTAR? huh huh huh
Culture › Re: Do You Believe In African Bullet Proof? by timpaker(m): 3:20pm On Aug 15, 2013
@ Okija juju Mr. Aboki over to you
Foreign Affairs › Re: Egyptian Protesters Push An Armoured Police Van Off A Bridge, by timpaker(m): 3:14pm On Aug 15, 2013
Horus: The vehicle was full of police officers. The others are still inside the vehicle
they still would have reversed or retreated when they had the chance. That's why i love naija police
Music/Radio › Re: Kelly Hansome - LAGOS [yoruba Man's Land] by timpaker(m): 3:05pm On Aug 15, 2013
Emperor5c: eeyaah! sowie o!
i knw 1 lawyer in my street who can help u file a lawsuit xo dat u can get yhu MB bck..jst send 5k to my account xo dat i cn start d neccessary arrangement 4 yhu case.
i Promise u,u mst get Justice.
huh huh huh
Celebrities › Re: Davido Sexy Bikini Body by timpaker(m): 3:04pm On Aug 15, 2013
Blood of Jheez! shocked shocked shocked where will he put that 'thing'
Foreign Affairs › Re: Egyptian Protesters Push An Armoured Police Van Off A Bridge, by timpaker(m): 3:01pm On Aug 15, 2013
Can't the policeman reverse his car and run for his dear life?

The Egyptian protesters are taking this ish too far!
Fashion › Re: Venezuela's President To Deal With Hair Thieves by timpaker(m): 2:52pm On Aug 15, 2013
Ifunanya come see oooo. that hair wey Segun buy for you na thief him thief am oooo. [s]at least you no go dey borrow my hair cream to dey waste for that fake hair[/s]
Music/Radio › Re: Kelly Hansome - LAGOS [yoruba Man's Land] by timpaker(m): 2:49pm On Aug 15, 2013
cry cry cry cry cry
I want my MB back!!! cry cry cry
Celebrities › Re: Fans Send Special Gifts To Tonto Dikeh After Her Attempted Suicide (photos) by timpaker(m): 2:47pm On Aug 15, 2013
Rastamann: Who care? Make she go die if she wan die na!
hate it or love its #teamPoko cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Ways To Show An Online Guy You Like Him by timpaker(m): 2:43pm On Aug 15, 2013
Interesting.....making a callembarassed embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Fans Send Special Gifts To Tonto Dikeh After Her Attempted Suicide (photos) by timpaker(m): 2:38pm On Aug 15, 2013
I love Tonto Dikeh no matter what!
Politics › Re: Buhari - Only Death Will Stop Me From Contesting In 2015 by timpaker(m): 10:06am On Aug 15, 2013
OMG! Prepare for it man.
BTW, where was he during the subsidy strike? I guess he was sitting at Mallan Shehu's shop drinking tea grin
Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 9:25am On Aug 15, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: [color=#0066ff][size=20pt]New age Nko, old age ni undecided M the stone age kinda girl, YOU PM ME! Kapishhuh[/color][/size]
Kk. I'm gonna do it because I am a gentleman
Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 8:48am On Aug 15, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: [color=#0066ff][size=20pt]undecided You Pm Me![/color][/size]
No babe! This is the new age. You PM me!!
Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 8:47am On Aug 15, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: [color=#0066ff][size=20pt]undecided You Pm Me![/color][/size]
No babe! This is the new age. You PM me!
Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 8:42am On Aug 15, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: yes
PM me! wink
Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 8:21am On Aug 15, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: which one be Limpopo? grin grin
Do you want me to show you?
Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 11:37pm On Aug 14, 2013
**dancing limpopo*** grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti's Performs With His Sons On Stage by timpaker(m): 3:26pm On Aug 13, 2013
seedord247: Watch NTA channnel 7 for more info. grin
does it show on DStv?
Music/Radio › Re: P-Square's Personally Surpasses 3Million Youtube Views In 8 weeks by timpaker(m): 3:07pm On Aug 13, 2013
*According to Chinedu my neighbour*......."P-Square, jammi up biko!" grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti's Performs With His Sons On Stage by timpaker(m): 3:04pm On Aug 13, 2013
HUH? huh huh huh

when is dia album coming out?
Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 11:51pm On Aug 09, 2013
Cuddlemii: PS- I have received 31 emails only. This doesn't tally with what we've received on NL.
Hope you got my mail, the edited one.?
Crime › Re: Police Smash Baby Factory In Rivers by timpaker(m): 10:14am On Aug 09, 2013
shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: 2shot Checks His Wife's Behind.photo by timpaker(m): 2:45am On Aug 09, 2013
Is that Beverly?

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