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Education › Re: 124 Almajiri Model Schools Begin Activities By Sept by timpaker(m): 1:07pm On Jul 31, 2013
Good development! I wish the prospective students would attend without bn forced or paid like before


BTW: Nice socks cool cool
Politics › Re: Group Passes No-confidence Vote On Fasheun by timpaker(m): 1:05pm On Jul 31, 2013
Monitoring and Evaluation Exercise (MEE) grin grin grin

Let the two old men go and mend fence between themselves joooor.
BTW: which of the OPC led fraction should be recognized? Answer = NON
Politics › Re: Keyamo Petitions Prisons Over Attempt To Sodomise Charles Okah by timpaker(m): 11:13am On Jul 31, 2013
huh huh huh huh
Crime › Re: Two Men Lynched In Lagos, Accused Of Being Thieves by timpaker(m): 10:58am On Jul 31, 2013
Naija mentality. SMH! embarassed embarassed embarassed
Culture › Re: Nigeria's Regional Monarchs Still Live In Royal Splendour by timpaker(m):

Wait a minute......is dis not one of Nollywood's movie scene?

BTW:I'm also a prince
Phones › Re: How To Convert Java Phone To Android by timpaker(m): 3:57pm On Jul 30, 2013
I just developed headache undecided undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Christian Benitez Dies At 27 (Ex-Birmingham Striker) by timpaker(m): 5:09pm On Jul 29, 2013
Damn!!! cry cry cry
Celebrities › Re: Afrocandy With And Without Makeup by timpaker(m): 5:05pm On Jul 29, 2013
*PUKES* huh huh huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by timpaker(m): 4:42pm On Jul 29, 2013
MISCONCEPTION
Family › Re: Husband Allegedly Poisons Wife For Being Barren by timpaker(m): 3:27pm On Jul 29, 2013
ok cool shocked
Culture › Re: Controversial Rituals Still Practiced Today by timpaker(m): 3:26pm On Jul 29, 2013
bullsh.it angry angry angry
Politics › Re: Gov. Ameachi & Patience Jonathan In 2010 ( Photo) by timpaker(m): 1:43pm On Jul 29, 2013
Please where is PEJ in the pix, the the left person or the right person? huh huh
Celebrities › Re: DJ Khalid Proposes Marriage To Niki Minaj by timpaker(m): 2:10am On Jul 27, 2013

Hey DJ Khalid, she's already taken my men. My kins men are actually in negotiation with her family for her bride price. Please back off! (You may wish to visit Rihanna) thanks.
Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis-NANS Gives FG 14days Ultimatum by timpaker(m): 7:09pm On Jul 23, 2013

@Musiwa17
My man please can you help me with some of those we.ed you smoke?
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna Wears Transparent White Top Without A Bra by timpaker(m): 7:13am On Jul 23, 2013

Nice nippl£
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Real Names: Guess What They Are by timpaker(m): 4:28pm On Jul 22, 2013
how did i get here? undecided undecided
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Sounds Pained - Tonto Dikeh by timpaker(m): 4:01pm On Jul 22, 2013
#teamPOKO cool cool cool cool
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Will Die For Yvonne & Dust-off Tonto Dikeh by timpaker(m): 7:53am On Jul 22, 2013
Youngtekkey: huh u sick no be small u think that tonto dicay will give u free toto for this crab u are posting here...F9

And who told u I love her cuz of her pu.nny? I'm her die hard fan and yes if she put the pu.nny on a plate I'm gonna eat it hard.
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Will Die For Yvonne & Dust-off Tonto Dikeh by timpaker(m): 1:28am On Jul 22, 2013

Hate it or love it
Its #TeamPOKO
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Is Face Of Nollywood 2013 by timpaker(m): 3:23pm On Jul 20, 2013

When is Tonto Dikeh gonna make frontpage? I so much love her and can fight anyone who say anything bad about her.
Politics › Re: "A Nation Of Perverts And Paedophiles" - Femi Fani Kayode by timpaker(m): 9:36am On Jul 20, 2013

I am confused, which law supersede the other, RELIGION or the nation's CONSTITUTION?
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's girlfriend VS Davido's girlfriend who is Hotter? by timpaker(m): 7:39am On Jul 20, 2013

Davido's chick is damn pretty and sexy.....damn! Those toys on her chest are perfect but my chick is way more prettier than both chicks combined (I think)
Phones › Re: All DATA USERS, WAKE UP (CAMPAIGN FOR FAIRNESS) by timpaker(m): 8:12am On Jul 19, 2013
[quote author=Naija_lastborn]Wow... Great! We are on it..... Guys in all this States above please Bombared their Phone numbers... We need atleast 20 people from each states above to Call the NCC and tell them our opinion and let them #Androidusersdemandfairness #IphoneUsersdemandfairness #Letourvoicesbeheard... Let's Take it to them, they called for it.... #powerofnaija[/quote]
My name is TIMPAKER and I approve this message
Phones › Re: Glo Turns Subscribers To Landlords With Phonelord by timpaker(m): 10:44pm On Jul 18, 2013

I wish I understood what the above said
#BRB
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Non-graduate? by timpaker(m): 10:11am On Jul 18, 2013
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#HELLNO!
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Phones › Re: Exploding Samsung-Galaxy Phone Burns Teenager’s Lap by timpaker(m): 2:43pm On Jul 11, 2013
still love my Samsung galaxy no matter what! cool cool cool
Celebrities › Re: OJB Jezreel Puts Stop To Donations by timpaker(m): 1:14pm On Jul 10, 2013
so all those stingy Nigerian artist can now keep dia change but let em not disturb me with dia pamphlets and radio adverts on album launch or concerts cuz i know they are as broke as a bombo bee or as stingy as Mayowa. for now i'm gonna be protesting against those who couldn't help dia brother/colleague out in his dire time of need
Nairaland General › Re: Made In Nigeria, English by timpaker(m): 4:43pm On Jul 08, 2013
why are you "fearing"?
Oya, if you know you can't fit do what i wanted why did u show?

Ibo

'Prease', i don't 'rike' it!
If yah 'blother' 'rives' in 'sulurele' then he is a biggi boy grin

yoruba
will you come to hour 'hause' and play 'fido' game?
'oney', am ome!
Nairaland General › Re: World’s Smallest Woman & The Man With Largest Feet by timpaker(m): 4:24pm On Jul 08, 2013
The babe is damn cute cool cool cool
But let her be weary of the big feet dude cuz he can step on her like cockroach and no one would know.

#CUTE&SEXY tongue tongue tongue
Family › Re: Please Advice A Bed-wetting Nairalander. by timpaker(m): 4:20pm On Jul 08, 2013
Quit drinking beer! grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Terrible State Of Ago-Okota Road In Lagos (Pics) by timpaker(m): 4:18pm On Jul 08, 2013
when i visit there I'm gonna be riding in my Toyota Tundra. dem no born bad road well.
Well, thank God Abuja roads are smooth and flood free!


#OMG

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