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 Romance › Re: If She Tells You'll Die If You Have Sex With Her, What Would You Do? by timpaker(m): 2:17pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
It seems this is the new way of getting boys off se.x one of my girlfriend also told me that she made a vow that any boy that forcefully have s.ex with her would die and that if she too ever have se.x before marriage or consent to it that God should take her life. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by timpaker(m): 7:19pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
The Angolan teddy bear is out.... I'll miss him. He's too quiet for the game. |
| Romance › Re: HAS All D Good Qualities Of A Marriable But NOT The Structure I Have In Mind by timpaker(m): 7:07pm On Jun 14, 2013 |
@OP I share your plight man because I'm in such a relationship. Often times you here your friend saying stuff about her like "how's your smallie?", "your babe no get nyash, how u dey take survive?" "David and Goliathe" etc. But it doesn't matter, as long as you love her and she loves you equally. Yes, you might be tempted to cheat but the truth is its difficult to find someone who loves you dearly and sees no fault in your doing by taking you as a perfect man, not because you possess the right qualities to (physically or otherwise) but because she has come to accept you for who you are... Please do the vice versa. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Fair Guys Over Dark Guys..... by timpaker(m): 12:38pm On Jun 14, 2013 |
BLEACHING IN PROGRESS.... |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet TB Joshua's 50th Birthday by timpaker(m): 2:36pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
Happy birthday man. May your God enrich u with his grace and may your prediction about our coferederation cup be positive...   Have a nice celebration. |
| Politics › Re: Abiola’s Wife To Run For Lagos Governor In 2015 by timpaker(m): 2:33pm On Jun 12, 2013 |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by timpaker(m): 5:25pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
190: na wa ohcould this be frustration?  |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by timpaker(m): 5:15pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
I would have loved to vote for LUPEY but preferred a natural beauty (ADA the daughter of OBi) not the one who would take 30mins break off the bed just to make up so that i can see her in her best. Graise, I too would have voted for her but my fingers and my heart are in a rift. ADAOBI....she's earning my vote not cuz her bn black and beautiful but because her beauty is unrefined or undiluted. In my next life, I sure would vote LUPEY but in this one....ADAOBI carry go!!!!! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by timpaker(m): 3:26pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
Acidosis: You must be a terrible sinnerNot my fault bro... my eyes have |
| Fashion › Re: Regina Askia On The Cover Of Beauty Overdose Magazine by timpaker(m): 3:20pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
Lakayanah: Are they afraid of zooming in on her? Abi dem dey fear sai we go see wrinkles and some flabs.My thoughts exactly  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by timpaker(m): 3:14pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
If i don't vote for ADAOBI i may not make heaven  Voting her all the way!!!!!!! 1 Like |
| Investment › Re: How Has Mobile Money Changed Your Way Of Transaction? by timpaker(m): 2:56pm On Jun 07, 2013 |
Awesome, saved me the stress of going to bank everyday for deposit. But I have encountered network hitches here and there but its worth it rather than standing for hours in the banking hall with those rude staff just because I want to deposit cash or pay some bills  |
| Music/Radio › Re: Basky - High Definition by timpaker(m): 6:57am On Jun 03, 2013 |
I just broke my laptop screen..... #damn! |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: 78-yr-old Granny Goes To School by timpaker(m): 3:01pm On May 31, 2013 |
| I love her courage joor Others would have been beclouded or soaked by pride but she damned all that for her heart desire |
| Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid's 'Azonto' Among Non-american Summer Songs Of 2013 by timpaker(m): 1:21pm On May 31, 2013 |
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| Politics › Re: Picture Of Nigeria Soldier Drilling Policeman In Borno by timpaker(m): 10:29pm On May 28, 2013 |
What's with army and frog jump self? No en spirit de corp? (Screw the spellings joor) 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Ombatse Massacre: Funeral Service Of Slain SSS Officers. by timpaker(m): 10:02am On May 27, 2013 |
R.I.P to the fallen heros who died serving their country. go well bro. |
| Family › Re: Happy Children's Day Celebration! by timpaker(m): 9:41am On May 27, 2013 |
At least I'm allowed to do kid's stuff today, emmm....where is Alex? Stay outta sleep today cuz we are gonna play superman when I (uncle) come back. Get ur Momma's wrapper ready cuz we gon fly from chair to chair in your house. : uncle Tim - P. |
| Romance › Re: Before You Marry A VIRGIN by timpaker(m): 4:50pm On May 26, 2013 |
You mean Onila will cheat on me when I marry her? Damn! I said it!!!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by timpaker(m): 7:08pm On May 25, 2013 |
I think Bayern deserves to win... They played well and has won all their games convincingly. Plus I wish Rueben the cup except maybe he's under some kindda spell like the Benfica peeps. |
| Family › Re: Names You Would Like To Call Your Kids by timpaker(m): 3:18pm On May 25, 2013 |
Mine are two boiz and a girl, namely: Boy». Tim Parker Jnr (IV) very important, someone has to carry the name on just like I did Girl». Austria (named after my grandmother) Boy». Gomez (named after my buddy in Rio) Local name? What does that mean anyway? #nicehuh |
| Politics › Re: Amaechi Re-elected As Chairman Of Nigeria Governors Forum by timpaker(m): 10:12pm On May 24, 2013 |
I wonder what GEJ would be thinking now despite all effort to frustrate Amaechi, yet he prevails again. #thumbsup |
| Celebrities › Re: Flexibility :shakira Puts Her Legs Behind Her Head [SEE PHOTOS] by timpaker(m): 10:27am On May 23, 2013 |
No wonder Pique behaves the way he does... Who wouldn't anyway...? |
| Celebrities › Re: Uzor Ngoladi To Afro Candy - "You Are A Disgrace" by timpaker(m): 12:32pm On May 22, 2013 |
Does the suc.ker know the meaning of PG? Besides, she didn't produce the movie for fanatics or tribal whiners. It's either you watch it or don't watch it, but please don't displease others because you aren't cool with her or her tribe (I guess it would have been cool if it was done by other tribes or by the whites). Blood.y hypocrite! Before you write your hypocritical crap again I suggest you discard all your obscene videos stashed somewhere in your house and mind. #thankyou 3 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Funny Stunts Drunkards Pull! by timpaker(m): 10:28pm On May 20, 2013 |
I remember when I was in owerri for a a friend's wedding and I got drunk at the bachelor's eve and while heading to my hotel room with my friends in a keke napep I fell off from my sit after the driver made a sharp bend....bn drunk, I gathered sand and made a a pillow with it and started sleeping. I slept till I saw myself in a police station. 6 Likes |
| Phone/Internet Market › Re: Wanna Swap My New Samsung Galaxy S3 For Nokia Lumia 920. . by timpaker(m): 10:26pm On May 18, 2013 |
Me tOo |
| Politics › Re: Time To Pay Attention To Ahmad Salkida - Boko Haram's Most Trusted Journalist! by timpaker(m): 8:46am On May 18, 2013 |
Am I to feel sorry for Boko haram and also give em a hug and a pat on the back for fighting the government because sometime in 2009 one of their member was killed? The journalist said Nigerians should understand Boko Haram's plight, ideology or whatever it is they are doing by saying the government isn't sincere and trustworthy, so the only way they could make us reason is to kill us by bombs huh? How did bombing of church and killing of women and children be justified? I believe this journalist is one dia apologist. #myopinion |
| Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy Note 3 Leaked Information September 2013 by timpaker(m): 10:32pm On May 16, 2013 |
I don't like the design...its not that sleek to be held as a phalet. I still prefer the Galaxy Note II anyday. Though, they need to make body look like the nokia lumia 920 so that when it falls I can easily pick it up, smile and put it back in my pocket. The note II is nice too but very fragile like any other Samsung smartphone. |
| Celebrities › Re: ~»MissyB«~Happy Birthday!! by timpaker(m): 1:02pm On May 16, 2013 |
Happy buffdai!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please share your cake with us (through pix na abi wetin u bin dey think) heeheheheh 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: The Most Ridiculous Bride Price You Have Ever Heard? by timpaker(m): 3:02pm On May 15, 2013 |
Mbaise bride price na die!!!! U pay higher if d bride is graduate and u pay highest if she is a medical doctor or a pharmacist... I and my friend ran away... Finally, Tiv (benue state is cheaper) lured us over with just 10k. Can u beat that? Na dia I dey target now but work no go gree persin. Mtcheeew! 4 Likes |
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