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 Literature › Re: A Night With My Lady by timpaker(m): 1:58pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Marian17: Of course I am. You need proof? Ok check out the link below.WTF!!!  damn and busted!!!@Mr Yemi2plus, please come and say someething |
| Politics › Re: Suntai Sues Speaker, Seeks Powers As Gov by timpaker(m): 1:55pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
Mr Suntai should be careful not to toe the path of Yar'Adua. Fully recover first, the sue later! how difficult can that be? |
| Literature › Re: A Night With My Lady by timpaker(m): 11:25am On Sep 04, 2013 |
Marian17: Hey, I wasn't questioning Yemi's intelligence o, I was only pointing out that this particular poem belongs to another person (Jared M. Stein) and Yemi copied it here, no doubt, without the original poet's permission. That's what I call PLAGIARISM...Are you serious about this claim? |
| Romance › Re: Two Ladies Seriously Want To Marry Me, Please Advice Me ! by timpaker(m): 10:08pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
Now I think you have a problem. Go for Lady A na (someone who is matured and a wife material willing to die for you? Common man, you got to be kidding me that the only reason you wanna extend your bachelorhood is solely cuz she ain't good in bed? ) Were you born a guru in bed, didn't you learn or perfect with someone? As for Lady B.... I rest my case! 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Death Asleep by timpaker(m): 8:14pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
I ain't scared |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day 2013 - Live Updates by timpaker(m): 5:20pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
seunajia: Ta! mechionu gi there. If i hear Sua for your mouth?! Abi you no dey fear?!Guy free me joor, who no like better thing |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day 2013 - Live Updates by timpaker(m): 5:16pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
All i want is a striker... Luis Suarez please (Liverpool allow him) come to Arsenal na, abi dem go use kolanut beg you? 2 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Into Darkness by SimonAndal by timpaker(m): 5:02pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
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| Politics › Re: Nine PDP Adamawa Delegates Die In Car Crash by timpaker(m): 11:20am On Sep 02, 2013 |
obadiah777: well dayummmmmmmmmmmm.You of all people should know Adamawa very well, Okay, let me remind you, ADAMAWA is the home town of Adam (remember him? the silly guy from Eden?, AWA means home. put em together and you'd get ADAMAWA meaning Adam's home Please don't thank me. 3 Likes |
| Literature › Re: A Night With My Lady by timpaker(m): 11:09am On Sep 02, 2013*. Modified: 2:07pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
My heart stops as I see the door open hehehehehe... you just  Though i was expecting to read something about undressing and unbuttoning a lady at the end.  well i got fooled by the guitar.  (maybe i gotta learn to read from down to top)It was  . |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Missed PDP Convention Due To “cold” by timpaker(m): 9:57am On Sep 02, 2013 |
BAD SHARP GUY |
| Politics › Re: Two Policewomen Caught On Tape Extorting Money by timpaker(m): 9:52am On Sep 02, 2013 |
coogar: isn't this woman the policewoman of NL?Yes she is, i personally saw her apprehended 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: [photos] Beyoncé Busts Out Of Her White Bodysuit As She Performs by timpaker(m): 7:08am On Sep 02, 2013 |
Since no one wanna say it.... END TIME THINGZ!!!!  |
| Celebrities › Re: Bad Boy Jim Iyke Purchases 40 Pairs Of Shoes In Houston, Texas. by timpaker(m): 7:05am On Sep 02, 2013 |
I think I wanna cry |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 1:13pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]  It should be bikini shots for the ladies....the guys must wear winter suits though[/quote] |
| Celebrities › Re: South Africans Show Beverly Osu LOVE!!!! They Call Her "Inlaw" by timpaker(m): 1:47am On Sep 01, 2013 |
Oya I dey come make i go find Tonto Dikeh tweets, I gotta create a thread on it before someone moves this to front page **tweeter loading**** |
| Celebrities › Re: 2faze Younger Brother Rated As 2013 Most Handsome In Nigeria by timpaker(m): 1:39am On Sep 01, 2013 |
Suleiman is finer/more handsome than whoever this guy is |
| Literature › Re: Post Your Haiku Poetry Here. by timpaker(op): 1:34am On Sep 01, 2013 |
'DAYMARE' ****many years after graduating from school**** Injured dream - Reality bruising 'daymare' Another blood sweat stain **** many years later; after getting employed**** Life ache worries thee - In the busiest of time Wealth, Wife, kids and I! ****During Old age**** Now, time is lazy white hairs and weak bones, life... pleased! Death, when will you knock? |
| Literature › Re: Post Your Haiku Poetry Here. by timpaker(op): 1:33am On Sep 01, 2013 |
Happy Heart the heartbeat drum- soul singing song... ecstatic feeling erupts with smiles |
| Education › Re: 11-year-old Boy Admitted To The University To Study Quantum Physics by timpaker(m): 7:52pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
At age 11 I was in JSS 3 (I JUST FINISHED JUNIOR WAEC) |
| Celebrities › Re: Ciara And Future Buy The First Two 2014 Bentleys In The Entire World!! (pics) by timpaker(m): 10:14am On Aug 31, 2013 |
**excuse me boss you have a text message** Brb...is like my alert don show |
| Education › Re: Highlights From Aljazeera's ASUU Chat by timpaker(m): 10:06am On Aug 31, 2013 |
Atiku should be happy about the strike at least it will drive people to his private University in Yola, Adamawa state. PS: I see nothing wrong in criticizing the government especially when they are goofing. |
| Poems For Review › Re: Fantasy Girl - Poem By Lorretta U by timpaker(m): 9:42am On Aug 31, 2013 |
Nice one Lorretta! However, I think your 5th line deserves to be rephrased... I've tried to decipher " you delight in the gentle curve on my hi.ps" but I think the word 'delight' was misplaced here (I hope you know what I mean) In other words, every other lines was awesome, especially the 2 last line, it got me cracking. Keep up it! Cheers |
| Health › Re: The Magic Onions Can Perform In Your Life by timpaker(m): 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
I'd rather die than eat onion Yeap, that's how much I hate that ish 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Foods We Did Not Like As Kids But Now Like As Adults? by timpaker(m): 3:16pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
I once hated chicken (especially of killed at my presence), milk and bread but now not a day goes by without me eating any of the aforementioned. But I'm still finding it difficult to eat onion (both cooked or raw) both as a kid or adult. Just hate sighting it in my food 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: My Jamb Story by timpaker(m): 2:53pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Heheheheheheh Jambito |
| Literature › Re: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by timpaker(m): 9:29pm On Aug 29, 2013*. Modified: 6:44pm On Aug 31, 2013 |
Seconded |
| Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Hospitalized For Ankle Injury by timpaker(m): 9:16pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
Since she's now a celeb....what else can I say.... Get well soon. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Fake CNN Reporter Arrested In Bayelsa by timpaker(m): 12:10pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
spongeback: I wonder when seun will take charge, and drive away this so called bloggers from Nairaland Is Nairaland not a blog? #justasking 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by timpaker(m): 9:39am On Aug 28, 2013 |
ayd91: Congratulations Timpaker, now you stand on the pinnacle of Nairaland's Poetry Corner. Heheheheheheh. Its an honour. I just thank my stars that I didn't choose the topic that has to do with "the morgue' cuz I wouldn't have done justice to it like I did with 'The Seductress is Hapless (cuz I have written something like that previously). |
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