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lol @op
There's a saying that "monkey no fine,im mama like am"
If a mother or parent can admit to her child's unattractiveness,just imagine what the world would do..No real mother would claim her child is unattractive.
There's a case of a woman who did though,she called her daughter UGLY.

joshua idibia: Damm! I thought i saw dis grl in Yerima's compound dis morning!

How insensitive you are!must you make a joke of this critical case ?.Pray never to find yourself in this little girl's parent's shoes.

Op,I pray and decree that Oluwaseun be found hale and hearty in Jesus' name..Amen

I don't get this.Was the baby inside the pool with her whilst breastfeeding..I thought the op used "in" in place of "at" but I was proven wrong as I read on.
How possible is it to have a four months old baby inside the pool feeding on breast milk?

Hmmm!Don't all men fall under one or more of these categories..of varying degree of course.
So Coogar,you've been sweet talking me all along .You've been exposed
May God help we ladies ooo.

free2ryhme: so u purposely wait for whitty to pee so you can see his rod


na wa ooooooooo


una no get work again

You're sick! So seeing joysticks is a pleasurable thing to you? do you have any idea how annoying it is seeing you guys take a leak outside flashing your rods everywhere? ?
Mschewww.

The no of dicks that I've seen from this dirty habit of men is
And it's not peculiar to Nigerian or African men only,whites do it too.

dabossman: Some folks here must think all 14yr olds are the size of Aki and Pawpaw. You neva jam 14yr old with broad chest and baritone. You go fear fear.

I know right, my 16 year old family friend is 6'5 and hefty...he could easily pass for a 27year old man ..so are many of the guys in his age bracket.
The other day I was talking to a thirteen year old boy..you need to see the eight packs on the boy and man, is he strong?These kids are growing at an unbelievable rate.
Juvenile prison for the boy? He needs to be treated like an adult especially following his third conviction for the same offence

Folake is indeed a blessed woman..it can only be God and the kind hearted people that have dipped hand into their pockets to help
You all shall reap a thousand folds and the lord shall meet you all at the point of your needs.
I'm still overwhelmed.

In fact I'm just awed.God bless everyone who's pleaded this lady's case in cash and kind.None of us will lack any good thing.
The way people heeded the call for financial help in such a short time is just so amazing.

God bless Nigeria!
I also pray for the success of Folake's surgical operation.

Omotola is beautiful.

Why on earth did I open this thread? Op could you please remove that picture.
But really, what's happening in Nigeria?

Interesting read..never heard of it before.Am I going to attempt it? I doubt but it looks fun

Teacher: for you to excel in your GCSEs..you have to be conversant with integration
Girl:I don't understand
Teacher:ok eg integrate 2x= X²
Practical example, you and I naked =2X..integration is like fusion so we coming together and pressing our bodies against eachother would make it X²


The teacher was only giving a practical example to aid fast assimilation.

Don't worry teacher,enjoy your 2yrs imprisonment, you can teach some of the inmates integration .silly man!

Like many have asked,do you have a passion driving you? Cause it seem to me that you want to know just to curtail the insults.
This in itself isn't enough to drive you as you can always avoid the people that insult.
If you're really passionate about the lang,you'd learn it.

I've missed all these actresses and a host of others I can't remember their names
Liz Benson,
Eucharia Anunobi,
Regina Askia
Victoria Iyama
Susan Patrick
Gloria Young
Stephnora Okere
Shan George
Benita Nzeribe

And the the guys
Charles Okafor
Kanayo O Kanayo
Pete Edochie
Ramsey lover boy Nouah
Emeka Ike
Sam Dede..liked him in igodo
Ernest Azuzu
Hanks Anuku..even with his fake american accent
JT Tom West(RIP)
Saint Obi-festival of fire, State of Emergency, Felony
Nobert Young

Feraz: The lion might claim to be king, he's the king king of the jungle. But when the jungle is on fire. . . . .

#Can the lion be greater than the jungle? hunhuh dance of shame#

[quote author=nnenna.1]There's this movie with Omotola, pete edochie and saint obi.

Saint and Omotola were in love and wanted to get married but Pete refused because it was forbidden for two people from their opposing villages to marry.

Can't remember the name but Pete was in his classic evil chief role.

I also remtit Evil Men as well.[/quote]FELONY..nice movie, shot in 1996 after mortal inheritance. .

Omg! This thread brings back memories. .The classic movies of then..There's this one where Liz Benson was Pete Edochie's wife and they lived in the village. .When Pete died strange things started happening , mortars pounding at night and a strange creature that comes at night saying"blood, I need blood"..can't remember the title, that movie was scary..ORACLE was another scary one..Where can we get these movies to watch . I'd love to watch them again

Daniel shall live and not die and just like Daniel in the bible he shall do exploits. .
It is well sis

Actually a sitcom
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
I could watch the whole ten seasons all year round.

slimyem: This babe don read book tire. See the contours for her neck.
She's not bad.

Funny though,she looks like you

Do they consider post graduate students too?kind of difficult to believe some of these ladies are undergraduates..like the futa lady

By the way,why isn't a rep of UI there?

This is just one picture..he could be tired or stressed out. .I thought you had multiple shots of him on different days to make ..well your assertion.

Dubemkelly: Once u have gud managerial habits n can live within yhu income n kip yhu head up...D acct aint really a determining factor

This answers it. .but obviously you have to have a steady source of income.

Two-a boy and a girl
My husband and I could then adopt a third in our later years when the two are in uni

It's no gainsaying that for some women,respect flies out of the window the moment the man is financially handicapped.

Now OP,I believe you're a responsible man,atleast you put your savings into good use and I'm also guessing your wife is the breadwinner of the house now but that doesn't belittle your status as the man of the house.

Call her and express your displeasure at her recent behaviour,even if it means taking her down memory lane-reminding her of how things were in the past. Endeavour to do this in the politest way ever.

Most importantly be very fervent in your job search or if need be acquire new skills that would put your back in the labour market..all these are to fully restore your position as the head of the home .
All the best.

OP,you're lucky you have a loving man who really loves you.I'm also glad you've realised your folly and ready to right your wrong..All in all,desist from making such remarks anytime an argument ensues.
God bless your marriage.