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austinemar: Oops! Apologies.....my alma mata used to offer parasitology & entomology, was kinda minsing entomology wif antropology.... Am not a dullard & am a graduate of one of the best skuls in nig. Talkin to u!

Your grammar and spellings are atrocious. Justify the fees that were spent na.

And don't tell me that you are a Unizik Giant, else I'll come and flog that your coconut head with a spanner.

Ojeremi: we 9ja pple are often mad, we follow money @expense of d future esp igbo pple,yoruba craze,dm dey read bk bt dont apply dm,hausa b fools,they r always satisfied wt mediocrity

No naa! Igbos follow money to make the future brighter. Not '@expense of d future'. Geddit?

@OP, me I can't say what exactly I like about Nigerians. It's just people I like.
Witty, intelligent people who are fun to be with, are not show-offs, who are honest and who mind their own business.

Are Boko Haramist Nigerians?

kritikul: I think the effect does not lie in the implantation or fertilization nor has anything to do with the production of chromosomes. What i think it does is to increase the alkalinity of the woman's cervical mucus which enables the y chromosome to swim faster and survive more then the x chromosome thereby giving the y a better chance to fertilize the egg. Studies have shown that male sperms survive better in alkaline environment while the female are more active in acidic ph.

The scientist didn't state any theory. They just published what they observed in their study but I think the above quote comes closest (among the NL replies) to explaining the correlation between the banana consumption and bearing male children.

I'll still keep the banana tins in mind when I start my own family.

manibuds: hope u dont think drugs that boost fertility actually contain chromosomes?

It's a different argument.
Gender selection. Not difficulty in conception.

kandiikane: And how many women do you know that can correctly calculate the day they ovulate? And them tell you say e go always happen. You never heard of probability.

It's that knowledge that seperates the 'have' from the 'have-not'. Well, to an extent.

If she really wanted what she was looking for, she wouldn't use the excuse of not being able to calc her ovulation cycle and leave everything to chance. Medical advice is also there to assist.

musKeeto: This is embarassing..

Reyginus is a Christian..



And what exactly are these experiences?


Superstitions thrive where there's mass ignorance. Even within Nigeria, most of these so called happenings are said to happen in the 'VILLAGES'.. Little wonder, most would direct you to go to their villages for 'proof'..

Less SCIENCE, more SUPERSTITION, dense IGNORANCE..



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Science isn't beyond human comprehension, and its tales can mostly be replicated. Get educated. This is the Information Age. Stop using free internet to browse p0rn, facebook and free cheats.

Oyibo learner. Tell me how to get an uncracked egg into a bottle. Or a wooden crucifix.

cecegorz: Are the scientists getting dumb these days or what?
Have they forgotten elementary genetics?
Females = XX Chromosomes
Males = XY chromosomes. It takes the man's Y chromosome hitting the beam before the X to produce a male child.
Truth is that no woman plays any role in determining the sex of the baby.
These scientists didn't pass Integrated science class. Wallahi!

Learner!

Go and read up methods of selecting offspring gender based on timing the intercourse/conception with the pattern of her ovulation cycle.

LOL. Funny thread.

Lemme see what's cooking in the Politics board. Long time no see.

Loveangel: Eyaa pushing the whale back to the ocean was so touching.that's what you see&get in advance developed society with humane&sane people in it.unlike the under developed evil,barbaric and cursed continent called Africa with overtly mad people in it.Africa is a continent in a rat race,what a shame to Nigeria.

For your mind you be civilized.

Airforce1: All na thread now

front page things

All I see is Blackface with the worst pair of slant eyes. Reminds me of the headlamps in Toyota camry 'evil spirit'.
Stop using charcoal gaddemmit!

Supposing the chicken was attempting to run away from one mallam chasing it with a 4 foot long suya knife.

Well she decided that it was better to take her own life than end up being spreadeagled on a roast pit.

Poor chicken.

bayooooooo: Laughable. It's either you have the cure or not. Which one is within months?

Did you read thr part about the In vitro tests being succesful?

Clinical trials are now being conducted. On human subjects.

There would be a time lag to allow for monitoring of the subjects. Including side-effects, both short term and probably long term.

LOL. Had me chuckling uncontrollably. especially this one.

But it's a risky prank O if you'll ask me. Cos there is no way of vindicating yourself. Except maybe pointing your parents to the website.

butta: Come back to were ? A country like nigeria that has no healthcare system ... Come back if you wish to die quick

I'm sorry for you.

yuzedo: Op, bro, wot is AMMA? Did u mean to right AMAA? Bro u need to went back to skoooool u crackhead karagulate.

AND WHO IN MR. CORK NAME ARE DIS JAKARANTIS MASKURADE BABES DAMMIT!!!!!! dey looks Ibo ice-cream (no offienceee)

Dude! Is you Mr. Cork?

Be nice.

Billyonaire: These Jay Z and Beyonce are accidental parents, what the hell is "Blue Ivy", that's a silly name. Its absurd, calling my kid Blue Ivy.

I suspect the name 'Blue' came from JayZ's album 'The Blueprint' while Ivy was suggested by Beyonce.

Same way Kanye West plans to name his child 'North'.

Wharrever.

yuzedo: I knows dis guys. He have house in Banana Ice land. His my former nebor cousin. A very bad boys, he stole my duck!

Okaaaay. Now I seeing. Hes very badt boys. Everyday everyday I telling him stop smoking the okazi vegetable in the parlor and in the backyard. Smoke in the dining. But he didn't hears.

Now he have go and giving Policewomens wife pregnant.

Stale pic. Never knew who she was until now. Have had it since early last year.

Na wa O. I never knew she had been eating soap all these while.

Does the soap have NAFDAC number?

Shollypopz: Send me your sperm then

I only go through the natural process of making babies with black men, sorry.

Hmmm... That's strange. Mad bot didn't censor the word 'sperm'.

[quote author=FunnyPikin.com]Few Days ago, Rita Dominic took to social media to advise young girls not to allow their
Boyfriend take their Unclad Pictures.
Its highly ironic to see the this kind of Pictures of the so called Councillor. Has she swallowed her word? Anyway, time will tell *Wink*

Source:>>>
http://www.funnypikin.com/2013/04/is-rita-domic-going-alright-pictures.html[/quote]Hmmm... Chick is fine. She looks Asian in the first pic.

Mbaise nwere mmadu.

suniblu: 50gig no be big deal na...i watch movie online. HD games like need for speed. avengers. fifa. all ve file size if over 1.5 gig..

u dont need to root ur android..just change ur APN to blackberry.net. for bis ib android ....i use my mtn bis in my samsung galaxy which i tether to my ipod5. i use 1 stone to kill 2 bird...

Bro, I changed the APN but it still doesn't connect. Why na?! Network signal shows H+. But it still doesnt connect.

Mogten: I think its unlimited. Renewed my BIS on Monday and I have since downloaded stuff not less than 50 gig in bandwidth

Did u renew BIS or BCM?
Code pls.

manny4life: Never knew about the dude, RIP brother...

Please this is a honest question, what kind of accident did he have that literally burned down the hood of the car? My goodness, that must have been a terrible accident...

I believe he ran into a parked trailer at high speed at about 3am.

pafo: This apps argument for androids is getting really annoying. I used a galaxy s2 and my phone was as good as useless buying 260mb for 1k, till I switched to bold 5 and now I get free series download, supercool qwerty keys, fast internet speed all unlimited for just 1500k monthly. What more could I wish for? Badass Apps my foot, BB saves u cash.

Ignorance is bliss. Enjoy yourself bro.

The guy as a rapper is an empty show-off. Noise without substance.

chagga: Cashier: 'I am sorry, sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.'

Jonathan: 'I am urging you, please, cash this cheque.'

Cashier: 'Sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tonto Dike came into the bank to cash a cheque without her ID. To prove herself, she started singing, the guard dog fainted and the computers went off. So we knew it was her and cashed the cheque.'
'Another time, Governor Fashola came without his ID to cash a cheque. We doubted him at first but when our dispatch rider rode in on a motorbike and he screamed, 'Arrest that bike rider,' we cashed his cheque!'
'So sir, what can you do to prove that it is youand only you, as President?'

Jonathan stands there thinking and thinking, and finally says, 'Honestly, my mind is totally blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I just don't have a clue.'

Cashier: 'Very good, Sir. It is you, alright! Now we're convinced! Do you want N500 or N1,000 notes?

LOL. Crazy dude.

Which bank?

I doubt if it's WWTBM Nigeria. Looks like whites in the background. I may be wrong though.

elvis10ten: NO, NOT YET.

Google around on how to develop a business proposal, summary of your business model.

Take that challenge given to you by Kodewriter seriously. You need to show proof that your project is feasible and that the investment will not go down the drain.

Conceive ideas on other apps/projects that could work alongside this current one. I'm beginning to reason that the market for bulk sms is saturated(?) and not moving quite as well as it should.

You have the advantage of age on your side and it is good that you have this level of interest/involvement at this age.

I see you are already offering 15% of whatever it is you intend to offer. Don't be too hasty in bandying figures about. You might be perceived as fickle and not taken serious by people who may have genuine intentions of investing. Besides the other risk of making regrettable commitments.

There are some comments (many actually) which I'll advise that you ignore. Focus on your plan and pursue it. Failing (we hope it doesn't happen) in this project, won't kill you. It means you'll have had better experience in handling your next project.

Again, I'd advise you follow up on @Kodewriter. I'll also follow your thread; see how you progress.

Where do you reside?