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I see nothing wrong with my prospective Father-in-Law coming to visit me in the office.

Though he shouldn't give me the impression that the main purpise of his visit, was to actually confirm if I worked there.

I'd feel insulted. Don't know why.

I may not see it by the first 2 weeks or so, but I'll still find out.

I can't be in a relationship with someone I view as a gold-digger. Or when I perceive excessive dishonesty.

Except I simply want to play along and pass time.

True2myself24: I refuse to date any man who dosen't have a job, or a car, and still lives with his parents.

Ok. I have nothing to say about 'living with the parent' bit and the job angle.

1. What has the car got to do with the relationship?
2. What do YOU have to offer? What would you be bringing to the table?

FlirtyKaren: what a transformation!!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/05/check-out-ini-edo-before-after-makeup.html

I'm trying so hard not to be sarcastic. But I don't see anything exceptional abt this pic.

Top left pic reminds me of one lady who sells garri.

MRbrownJAY: ^^ what would you expect him to do if not accepting that he made a mistake and shutting the club down......... instead of financing an establishment that is not making any revenue for him?! that is the best thing for him to do until he finds a way to sort the problems out.

Hmmm... Like how Squared Records dropped May D?
Just asking.

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] Thank you for pointing it out without being rude about it. I've corrected it[/color]

No sweat. U wlcm.

Real-Mccoy:
Don't listen to those empty vessels based in Nigeria. Laziness made them to seek ritualism as means of earning wealth. I would not be surprise these same scumbags will hustle to carry your bag for a piece of crumb at MMA in Lagos on arrival. I don't take these jobless scumbags seriously, they are washed up youths with nothing meaningful to contribute to the decaying society. In another topic on here, a Bank called Stanbik or what ever laid off hundreds of employees, if Bankers are all that in Nigeria,how come their job is not guaranteed? Niggaz back home just been hating on the progressive .

O Boy see Big Apple slangs! Choi!
Lagos scumbags una don suffer. Everytime ayam telling you pipu: stop be carrying scummy bags. But u didn't hears. Now see

esanland: Nonsense, u are so ignorant. Free yourself free from superstition. did u know how yellow cab driver make in new york?

Nna how much?
Dude I'm serious.

Crown Prince: Chei see as life don take reverse turn for my childhood friend ooh. Use to buy him pure water after trainings with the street locals in diobu area of port harcourt and few years later he is Big but this... From estranged wife to career somersault, God I don't want to buy him pure water again ooh

Cheiya...
But were u crowned prince before or after u finished selling the pure water?

Crown Prince: Chei see as life don take reverse turn for my childhood friend ooh. Use to buy him pure water after trainings with the street locals in diobu area of port harcourt and few years later he is Big but this... From estranged wife to career somersault, God I don't want to buy him pure water again ooh

Cheiya...
But were u crowned prince before or after u finished selling the pure water?
It doesn't marra if you bought or sold. Ok? All we know is that there was a water.

So. When? The crowning. Before or after the pure water?
No ooofffiense!!!

goldfish80: Hmmm from football star to cab driver under 2 years, who did he offend in his village?

OkijaJuju, over to you.

SLIDE waxie: Congrats. Now, use ur head and stop cryin and tryin to be salaried!

Start a life!

Oh, i fogot. U are bankers! U already wasted ur life savings on loans while trying hard to service the luxuries that kept up ur fake lives!

Clap for yourself. Smartie!
SMH

Mrs.Chima:
Sleep on my back with legs crossed.

Anytime I make the mistake of crossing my leg while being asleep, I dream of being chased but can't run.

Area_boy: https://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/259287/slide_259287_1684322_free.jpg?1351160566788

thats me right there take up all the space

Confirm! My most frequent sleeping position. Not that I intend hoarding bed space O.

Thunder fire devil. What difference would my sleeping position make if I slept in one room and she in another?

3 out of 10.
I was right. My 3.6 MB just went down the drain.

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] This doesn't surprise me! Whoever is destined to not succeed is destined to succeed. Don't let your present circumstances determine your future! [/color]

Cross check your post. Second sentence.

Chai. M.I really didn't have to think about it before calling himself 'that Short Black Boy'.
It's just there.

Abraham Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Self-actualisation. I believe he has conquered his need for materialism.

yuzedo: Makel Jack sin. My former nebor... oh is a shame, i use to sleep in hes bed when am small boy. we like bathing naked wit rubber duckie and showercap. his a good man. RIP uncle, u always gimme lollipop and sweet moi-moi. u were the gratetest niger-delta militant i ever see.

Dude. You are not a troll. Just the funniest clown I ever saw. Reminds me of Jakumo. Wonder where he is. Haven't seen his posts in a long while.

But why? Why does u posts in every tred? Gaddemmit!!!!! Are you unemploys jobles? Come to my orffis in Guvment house and I give u jobs plenty plenty. No black womens. only white womens and white colour jobs.
Cheers mate

Was it the guy with the hair condition?

There will always be dumb racists in Italy. Irrespective of how many decades she'd spent and the family ties she'd developed in that country.

Not that they are the only guilty ones.

I wonder how we'd react if one Asamoah, Kweku or Boateng was appointed to Nigeria's Federal cabinet.

Is I the 1st to C? It is not a small tins. Chai No 2. Getting there.

yuzedo: RIP Tellwisdom. U died for love

You never disappoint.

I hear.

Take style dey sample us ya pishure.

Babe di very ok. Especially in pic No 2.
My only problem was with this pic. Mouth took up too much space. Or was it the lipstick? Improper fraction.

She's ok. Maybe I'm just partial to booty over skinny.

kool J: Go girl! Live ya life, its yours. Afterall the fool doesn't care and has shown that he couldn't care less. What blatant foolery! As u do so, detach urself from him emotionally and get ready to be kicked out cuz yes he will. If he doesn't, then goodluck living with your housemate if u don't eventually move out of your own accord

Question: Have you EVER been married before?

criuze: 8 may '89' lovely taurians let touch our hearts , 08176333261

Hi ya. What part of Enugu?

Preciousgirl: can you handle me? i mean by san.pads, pay school fees, feed me 4 tymez daily, buy brazillian hair, BB, pay rent?, change my wardrobe? , pamper me?.....

You'll issue receipts for all these items ba?

May 9 repping
What's the dealie?

Don't do signs and horoscopes though.

austinemar: Oops! Apologies.....my alma mata used to offer parasitology & entomology, was kinda minsing entomology wif antropology.... Am not a dullard & am a graduate of one of the best skuls in nig. Talkin to u!

Your grammar and spellings are atrocious. Justify the fees that were spent na.

And don't tell me that you are a Unizik Giant, else I'll come and flog that your coconut head with a spanner.

Ojeremi: we 9ja pple are often mad, we follow money @expense of d future esp igbo pple,yoruba craze,dm dey read bk bt dont apply dm,hausa b fools,they r always satisfied wt mediocrity

No naa! Igbos follow money to make the future brighter. Not '@expense of d future'. Geddit?

@OP, me I can't say what exactly I like about Nigerians. It's just people I like.
Witty, intelligent people who are fun to be with, are not show-offs, who are honest and who mind their own business.

Are Boko Haramist Nigerians?

kritikul: I think the effect does not lie in the implantation or fertilization nor has anything to do with the production of chromosomes. What i think it does is to increase the alkalinity of the woman's cervical mucus which enables the y chromosome to swim faster and survive more then the x chromosome thereby giving the y a better chance to fertilize the egg. Studies have shown that male sperms survive better in alkaline environment while the female are more active in acidic ph.

The scientist didn't state any theory. They just published what they observed in their study but I think the above quote comes closest (among the NL replies) to explaining the correlation between the banana consumption and bearing male children.

I'll still keep the banana tins in mind when I start my own family.

manibuds: hope u dont think drugs that boost fertility actually contain chromosomes?

It's a different argument.
Gender selection. Not difficulty in conception.