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yuzedo: Saw the title and assumed it was one of these overzealous, "charging" pastors trying to prove a point to his followers, sorta like what went down in Umuofia (Things Fall Apart), but the way this man put the story, he might be the one wronged, though i don't completely believe his account. This account might just be to garner public sympathy when in reality he might have been boasting and proving strong-head instead of fulfilling traditional rites that predate him.

Certain snakes are not killed because i'm sure preservation was infused in tradition simply to ensure their specie do not go extinct.

If you can't observe a community's laws, move the FUCKKK out. Cos i'm sure if they asked him to pay fine in America, he'll be agile about it. If they brutalized him for securing his family however, then it is most unfortunate.

Dude! Where's your grammar?

It's common-sense. You've been using all the lines for a while now and they tell you that you can now patronize any network service provider while still retaining your original GSM number.

We are already familiar with our various networks of choice (and reasons for choosing them) and the problems experienced with other networks. So I don't think the adverts (comical or not) exert much power in swaying users' choice.

Brings me to another issues I've been pondering. What power really, do these celebrities have in shifting user opinions when they do these brand/product endorsements?

Did you start using MTN Pulse because Davido advised so?

Glo Double Recharge Promo: was it really because of PSquare that you subscribed to the service offer?

Talk true.

Acidosis: the first is??

Serial chyker.

PDPwayoo: I want to register for ur party

Don't worry. We would hold the congress very soon.

No comments.

I see nothing wrong with my prospective Father-in-Law coming to visit me in the office.

Though he shouldn't give me the impression that the main purpise of his visit, was to actually confirm if I worked there.

I'd feel insulted. Don't know why.

I may not see it by the first 2 weeks or so, but I'll still find out.

I can't be in a relationship with someone I view as a gold-digger. Or when I perceive excessive dishonesty.

Except I simply want to play along and pass time.

True2myself24: I refuse to date any man who dosen't have a job, or a car, and still lives with his parents.

Ok. I have nothing to say about 'living with the parent' bit and the job angle.

1. What has the car got to do with the relationship?
2. What do YOU have to offer? What would you be bringing to the table?

FlirtyKaren: what a transformation!!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/05/check-out-ini-edo-before-after-makeup.html

I'm trying so hard not to be sarcastic. But I don't see anything exceptional abt this pic.

Top left pic reminds me of one lady who sells garri.

MRbrownJAY: ^^ what would you expect him to do if not accepting that he made a mistake and shutting the club down......... instead of financing an establishment that is not making any revenue for him?! that is the best thing for him to do until he finds a way to sort the problems out.

Hmmm... Like how Squared Records dropped May D?
Just asking.

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] Thank you for pointing it out without being rude about it. I've corrected it[/color]

No sweat. U wlcm.

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]Don't listen to those empty vessels based in Nigeria. Laziness made them to seek ritualism as means of earning wealth. I would not be surprise these same scumbags will hustle to carry your bag for a piece of crumb at MMA in Lagos on arrival. I don't take these jobless scumbags seriously, they are washed up youths with nothing meaningful to contribute to the decaying society. In another topic on here, a Bank called Stanbik or what ever laid off hundreds of employees, if Bankers are all that in Nigeria,how come their job is not guaranteed? Niggaz back home just been hating on the progressive .[/quote]O Boy see Big Apple slangs! Choi!
Lagos scumbags una don suffer. Everytime ayam telling you pipu: stop be carrying scummy bags. But u didn't hears. Now see

esanland: Nonsense, u are so ignorant. Free yourself free from superstition. did u know how yellow cab driver make in new york?

Nna how much?
Dude I'm serious.

Crown Prince: Chei see as life don take reverse turn for my childhood friend ooh. Use to buy him pure water after trainings with the street locals in diobu area of port harcourt and few years later he is Big but this... From estranged wife to career somersault, God I don't want to buy him pure water again ooh

Cheiya...
But were u crowned prince before or after u finished selling the pure water?

Crown Prince: Chei see as life don take reverse turn for my childhood friend ooh. Use to buy him pure water after trainings with the street locals in diobu area of port harcourt and few years later he is Big but this... From estranged wife to career somersault, God I don't want to buy him pure water again ooh

Cheiya...
But were u crowned prince before or after u finished selling the pure water?
It doesn't marra if you bought or sold. Ok? All we know is that there was a water.

So. When? The crowning. Before or after the pure water?
No ooofffiense!!!

goldfish80: Hmmm from football star to cab driver under 2 years, who did he offend in his village?

OkijaJuju, over to you.

SLIDE waxie: Congrats. Now, use ur head and stop cryin and tryin to be salaried!

Start a life!

Oh, i fogot. U are bankers! U already wasted ur life savings on loans while trying hard to service the luxuries that kept up ur fake lives!

Clap for yourself. Smartie!
SMH

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Sleep on my back with legs crossed.[/quote]Anytime I make the mistake of crossing my leg while being asleep, I dream of being chased but can't run.

[quote author=Area_boy]https://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/259287/slide_259287_1684322_free.jpg?1351160566788

thats me right there take up all the space [/quote]Confirm! My most frequent sleeping position. Not that I intend hoarding bed space O.

Thunder fire devil. What difference would my sleeping position make if I slept in one room and she in another?

3 out of 10.
I was right. My 3.6 MB just went down the drain.

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] This doesn't surprise me! Whoever is destined to not succeed is destined to succeed. Don't let your present circumstances determine your future! [/color]

Cross check your post. Second sentence.

Chai. M.I really didn't have to think about it before calling himself 'that Short Black Boy'.
It's just there.

Abraham Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. Self-actualisation. I believe he has conquered his need for materialism.

yuzedo: Makel Jack sin. My former nebor... oh is a shame, i use to sleep in hes bed when am small boy. we like bathing naked wit rubber duckie and showercap. his a good man. RIP uncle, u always gimme lollipop and sweet moi-moi. u were the gratetest niger-delta militant i ever see.

Dude. You are not a troll. Just the funniest clown I ever saw. Reminds me of Jakumo. Wonder where he is. Haven't seen his posts in a long while.

But why? Why does u posts in every tred? Gaddemmit!!!!! Are you unemploys jobles? Come to my orffis in Guvment house and I give u jobs plenty plenty. No black womens. only white womens and white colour jobs.
Cheers mate

Was it the guy with the hair condition?

There will always be dumb racists in Italy. Irrespective of how many decades she'd spent and the family ties she'd developed in that country.

Not that they are the only guilty ones.

I wonder how we'd react if one Asamoah, Kweku or Boateng was appointed to Nigeria's Federal cabinet.

Is I the 1st to C? It is not a small tins. Chai No 2. Getting there.

yuzedo: RIP Tellwisdom. U died for love

You never disappoint.

I hear.

Take style dey sample us ya pishure.

Babe di very ok. Especially in pic No 2.
My only problem was with this pic. Mouth took up too much space. Or was it the lipstick? Improper fraction.

She's ok. Maybe I'm just partial to booty over skinny.

kool J: Go girl! Live ya life, its yours. Afterall the fool doesn't care and has shown that he couldn't care less. What blatant foolery! As u do so, detach urself from him emotionally and get ready to be kicked out cuz yes he will. If he doesn't, then goodluck living with your housemate if u don't eventually move out of your own accord

Question: Have you EVER been married before?

criuze: 8 may '89' lovely taurians let touch our hearts , 08176333261

Hi ya. What part of Enugu?

Preciousgirl: can you handle me? i mean by san.pads, pay school fees, feed me 4 tymez daily, buy brazillian hair, BB, pay rent?, change my wardrobe? , pamper me?.....

You'll issue receipts for all these items ba?

May 9 repping
What's the dealie?

Don't do signs and horoscopes though.