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Oh sorry I forgot. Next question: Who has had any embarrassing episode in class? Secondary or Uni? Give us the gory details. Laffs.

My worst experience in Secondary school (that was in JS Class; I got wiser eventually and tried to avoid trouble in SS class) was one certain time in the boarding house when I attempted to jump fence and go home (defaulters then were known as "jumpers". A senior across the road sighted me and warned me to go back. For where!

I went back in and went to the next break in the fence. Didn't know my guy was busy targetting me from the other side. Immediately I crossed over, that same senior materialized from nowhere and grabbed me. "You r jumping fence kwo? Follow me. You r bery stufis". I knew I was in deep nsi. The guy and 2 other friends of his took me to their cubicle and designed my bum-bum with enough dogonyaro lashes All these while I was lying on the bare cement floor sweating buckets and crying like one castrated goat begging these guys "sorry sorry I will not do it again" Guess the trauma was just too heavy for me because I was just 9 yrs then.

Senior Lotanna and Co FGC Maid 1994, hmmm, I fitn't forget them in a hurry O. Laffs.

Ha!!! Extremely shocking news from one so young. My condolences to the GTBank family. Pls how true is this news? What is the source?

Crap. Lost count of the grammertical errors in your post.

I don't know why the stupid Boko Haram in their "almighty" terror-inducing state doesn't attack these guys. See people committing full-fledged daylight robbery and yet they do dothing about it.

I'm soo sad now

I live alone and sometimes I get too lazy to cook, so believe me when I say I've sampled any fruit juice in the mkt.

The 5Alive range of products tend to be watery and lack body

Dansa products especially the mango variety comes very close to tasting like the real thing.

But I'll doff my hat anyday for Chi Exotic range (not Chivita). I don't know how they do it but it seems to me that they use the real fruit in their production. After drinking the juice, sediments of the fruit (be it coconut, orange, etc) accumulates at the sides and bottom of the glass. There was a time I bought Chi exotic orange pulp with nectar. The thing was soo thick I thought the pack had gone bad. Upon looking closely, I got to discover it was actually orange with the flesh and everything that I was drinking. The people really meant it when they said it was orange pulp. I haven't been able to get that variety again after several searches in the mkt.

My all-time favourite however is Chi Exotic Coconut with Pineapple and Nectar. Extremely addictive. I no fit shout.

P.S. I believe Chi Foods and associated coys is not Nigerian owned as claimed by an earlier poster. I think it is Indian-owned (Viju: Chinese)

All these noise being made abt creating an African super-hero, since Apr yet everyone has been beating about d bush. By the way, what is African abt designing a logo with British titles and using british police crests?

I'd suggest you read more of African literature if you are in want of characters to develop into super-heroes. A lot of them abound in the stories. The character Okonkwo in Chinua Achebe's "Things Fall Apart" is a very good example.

I don't exactly know who coined the phrase, but rapper M.I is the one who made it hugely popular.

Have you read Stephen King's- The Gunslinger: Dark Tower, one of the child characters was also bothered like you about the wordings in one particular nursery rhyme, Charlie and Blaine the mono train. Some of those poems might actually have diabolical origins. Like Walt Disney. Ever wondered why the company only does magical films and animations steeped in sorcery?

They both wear heavy boots and some have an awful case of BO.

<Sighs> Ah, If only such things grew back like lizard tails.

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Mail me ur last quote: contactnnaemeka@yahoo.com

Review the price. 900k and consider it a closed deal. ASAP

I also need the pics pls: contactnnaemeka@yahoo.com

hyuk hyuk hyuk. very funny. laff wan kill me die

I know of guys that bear the name Chinenye and Chinwe that you so rejected on gender basis. Ihechukwu and Okechukwu are even OK. If u still haven't gotten your best pick, there a lot of Igbo students & professors u can consult from.

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Speak English pls.

I've always wanted to go to Obudu Ranch. I'll def do it this yr.

Hi. Pls fwd d pics (engine, interior, dashboard, exterior including bumpers) and ur fone numbers to contactnnaemeka@yahoo.com. Thanks. What's the mileage BTW? Specify if km or miles. Regds.

You guys should get in touch with Newton Jibunoh for first hand advice. He has done the trip more than twice, so he'll have a great deal of life-saving tips to give. The Sahara is a dangerous place to cross by road.

Mr K, good day and how are you?
If I may comment, I would refer to Jesus who says in the book of John that nobody can come unto me except same is invited by my father in heaven. In as much as you have asked this question of how to be born again, I believe that the Father has invited you. And as many that the Father has given unto the son(Jesus) same has become a son in the kingdom of God. How? JUST DECLARE JESUS as the love of your life(Remember john 14:21), the only master over you, then you are born again. Behold you will forsake your old ways of "it doesn't matter" that is very common amongst christians and you start living a holy life, separated unto the father(God) alone.
Start today - study your bible daily with faith that you are a true son of God, indeed a bornagain christian. God expects us to be true sons after the likeness of Jesus but we reduce ourselves to nothing, to ordinary being instead of living a life of super- natural.
Finally, and this is the new commandment of Jesus to us(read John 13:34-35)

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My guy has been trying to reach you. Says you haven't been taking his calls. Please flash or call him. He wants to see you ASAP. His number I texted to you ends with 0248. Thanks.

Hi Hamjola. I've been trying to connect you through ur GSM number but I'm always being told its either out of service or switched off. Kindly text or flash me with your available line to contact you ASAP. Thanks.

Your frustration is understandable. Sorry. A strong piece of advice however. When requested to state locations where you would like to work, I'd very much advise you to avoid including Lagos. This is because a lot of applicants also prefer to work in Lagos, making chances of being called up on time, slim. South-South or South-East region is a good place to start compared to Lagos and I know why I say this. You can also let HR know that you are coming from a far place, to see if they might work out something for you. Best of luck. Happy Val.

Find somebody else with a camera fone that has mini browser to take pictures of the fone. Send to my box. contactnnaemeka@yahoo.com I'm interested in buying it, but I'm not in Lagos now. I want to send somebody over to buy it frm u but I have to see d fone first to be sure of what I'm buying. Have somebody else to snap pics of fone then u can upload it. Regards.

Extremely neat ride. I really wish I could come up with an amount that will suit your demand.

Post pics of the fone pls.

ElDomingo, first of all its Head Office and not Head Quarters. Immediately after the aptitude test, you'll have a chat that same day during which you submit photocopies of your credentials. Your apt test result will then determine if you are invited for an interview. 1st stage is a panel interview, if succesful, you then have a chat with the regional GM. At this stage, be sure that you have secured your appointment, subject to space availabilty. HO will eventually call you for a final chat and then you may be given your appointment letter there and then, or you may be assigned to a branch where you have to go and pick up your appointment letter.

The procedure may vary and its generally the process.

You should be happy that you were even called up for the interview instead of voicing this negative opinion. Best of luck.