₦airaland Forum

Dottore:
Na so e be.
Even our banks presently look primitive when you compare them with the ones you see abroad.
We shall get there anyway

Our banks look primitive compared to the ones abroad? Primitive in what sense? Which bank abroad are you talking about?

woodmood:
Please get your facts right before posting that this is what banking looks like in 2004.
Perhaps maybe you are talking about community bank.
I make bold to say that NO commercial bank uses this booklet as at 2004 again.
Haba Nigerians with unsubstantiated postings.

I wonder what he meant when he said "When I was going through my files".

What I saw at the top of the ledger was "Lagos Building Investment Company LTD". Was that the name of a bank?
How was interest on savings calculated?

MizMyColi:
*falls from canoe tree*


Unu ga'egbu nmadu mehn!

Lol. I wonder what portfolio was eventually assigned to Beremx after all her campaign?

Kizyte:
@Op, did you say Obi?

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

MadCow1:
Forensic and Behavioral Analysis:: He is definitely Yoruba by his looks and the fact that he pissed inside a bottle and on the chair.

His name is most likely Kayode or Femi or something with an "Olu or Ade" in it. He Is not well educated, lives in the slum like Mushin or Agege and has bad hygiene habits. Probably attends a White Garment Church and likes to eat soups with lots of oil. He talks loudly and and speaks with a horrible accent.

Find someone in your area with this description and you have found your perp.


#CSI 9ja..

You really were correctly diagnosed to be suffering Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.

Eyekandi:
Owu phyno oo, o nwe be ihe ifu :DD

Just appreciating a brother, lol.

Lol. I understand.

Just kidding.

Ziggyzito:
idiots like these learn the hard way. Read the screenshot

Ok. Read it.

Back to the pic.

Bono seems wary of shaking D'Banj's hand for fear of catching Syphilis, Gonorrhoea or some other diseases caught from a dirty environment.

It's your idiotic father who brought you up and failed to teach you respect that I blame. Quote me again and die before the sun rises. Then I'll face the rest of your family. Fvcking bunkum. Come up online and run your mouth thinking everyone is your mate. Are you mad?!

Imagine!

Bono doesn’t even wish to shake D'Banj's hand sef for fear of catching gonorrhoea or one other urinary tract disease.

This Titus sef. Is this Mushin?

I thought the koko was a Lekki resident.

Eyekandi:
Crush m
Durlingg I'm made of black too, any colour you like I'm Dia baby booboo

Hia!

Any colour kwa!

Nne do you exhibit chameleonic tendencies?

EgusiSoup:
.and the dullard is busy doing nothing while people are facing emotional critics.

CLICK LIKE IF BUHARI is a dullard.

If I get more than 100 LIKES then Buhari is a dullard. Confirm.






SPACE for SELL.

#EgusiSoup

I gave you the 100th like.

Stephansmily:
Enemy of progress


So d tin bin dey pain u all this while

If to say u put N1000 or USD bills, I for dey concerned. N500 no dey reign again.

Stephansmily:
Olodo...last time I checked, boarders use a bunk bed..and not a floor matress



I c u're a graduate who is yet to get a job..u probably graduated with a 3rd class


That's why u joblessly counted d money. Even I who put it up here dunno how much it is. Ah aint sure if u counted it well

Lol. See your life? So the pic wasn't even yours sef?

Change it and put ur pic biko. Let everyone be happy.

nnafather:
Please let the adult female come and rape me....I swear, I won't tell anyone. I SWEAR!!!!!!

Mkpi like you.

chymystique:
Who is She? Never heard of her. Okay someone should pls remind me ve forgotten, what we called this type of boobs while we were in puberty and still developing boobs....

Udara.

They remind you of Vitamin C.

Stephansmily:
Huh? Why the stress?




Just load a gun and shoot the modafucka!




Damn!!







Just kidding




Its too bad shez just by the 'side'

He gets to openly take me around without shame or fear of being caught coz am his main chick

Am wey to bigger than any side LovePeddler

Approaching her iz just like belittling myself

My friend go and sit down.

Your profile pic shows that you are still a boarder. Is that not a student mattress I see on the hostel floor with N22,500 you were supposed to use to complete your school fees?

Face your studies and finish NYSC before you begin to discuss marriage matters. Is still early for you now. Trust me.

P.S. Husbands begin to look the way of side chicks when a lack forms in the marriage. When the wife fails to meet certain expectations required by the husband, which he hitherto felt should have been his due.

That's the secret. She who has ears, let her hear.

Kweshun: Did he come in that his Volvo helicopter?

The funny thing is that if she goes to do a paternity test by DNA cross-matching, the results will still show her husband as the father of the child even if his identical twin was the actual progenitor.

Geneticists abi?

She should just close eye and bear the cross in the house. We live in the end times unfortunately.

ijustdey:
A young man who committed suicide in Abuja left a message to his mother that he is going home to rest.The letter read in part: “It is a pity I did not meet up to your expectations, but I had to go this way so I can have rest





http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/city-news/man-commits-suicide-to-go-and-rest/106889.html

I've been there.

He's that young because he's yet to discover his self-worth.

queenfav:
Imagine you graduate with a distinction from UK Uni &
get offered N50k job in Nigeria
This man shared the sad reality of some
individuals who travel abroad to study and come
home to a salary that can barely keep you going
for a week. He talked about a friend who
graduated with distinction in Masters from a UK
University only for him to be offered a N50,000 a
month job when he came back to Nigeria.see his tweets below.
Cc:lalasticlala

Crap.

Anybody can get a Masters.

Masters in what course? Philosophy? Parasitology and Entomology?

sauceny:
I do know for shizzle that enugu has the least infidels amongst other eastern states.

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Come to Nsude or Ngwo. Your reasoning will reset.

Akuneshiobike:
I had similar experience with my Ex. Her name is Vivian, whom i loved so much. Things were rosy for me when i met him. A time came when I had some challenging issues in my work place, hence prompting my resignation. Not even up to month of the incident, when Vivian started acting funny, next thing she told me is never to disturb her life again. Oh, it was like my whole world had crashed. After some months, came back to life and moved on.
Six months later, i got a call for interview in one of the prestigious banks, and fortunately for me, i made it, a good position and a mouth watery salary. She got the info about me from my Cousin, lo and behold Vivian traced me to my office and was pleading and crying for forgiveness.
I pretended to have accepted her back. I used that opportunity to nack her abuna like crazy. After some weeks when i think i'm satisfied with her abuna. I gave her the shock of her life never to visit nor call my line EVER AGAIN in her whole life.
It was my Cousin who told me that Vivian has been crying since the day i told her off. Definitely i don't bloody care because she did same to me without minding my emotional feelings and i returned same to her. That serves them (women) right.

Talk true. Did this really happen? As in like, for real?

Splashme:
Buhari see your life?
Shame on you.
Intellectually, you are nothing near Ngozi's class.


Between you and Oshiomole, can't say whose mouth is leaking more

But Buhari did not mention NOI na!

Excel is actually a MONSTER when it comes to working with large data. People into ATM reconciliation and financial modelling know what's up.

I marvel when I see all the embedded functions in Excel and what they can do. Is it even in constructing 'IF' formulas? I trip.

I'm constantly baffled by the way these public servants devise ways of corruptly enriching themselves.

micronut:
Same reason why South African Gov't declared 10days Mourning and work free for Late Nelson Mandela... It's a cultural sign of honour to a traditional Ruler.

Did the SA Govt impose curfew and ask people to remain indoors?

Demburrows:
AnotheR sell able artist from the East most big labels are not seeing is zoro & k-large. This guys will sure give phyno a run for his money.

K-Large raps gibberish. Can you re-tell any story he's told in any of his rap verses?

How can I get FBN and Zenith Bank's list?

With which network?

When you have two bumkums rapping about how they wished they were the ones tapping her Congo instead of some other dude (the track 'Only') why wouldn't Meek Mill hit back.

Lil Wayne should also expect some flak from Mills.

This issue of corruption is deeply entrenched and endemic most especially in Nigeria's civil service.

If EFCC was to run an integrity test, I doubt if up to 1% of the tested would pass.

And we claim to be the most religious.