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PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Amaechi by Tinyemeka(m): 11:09pm On Jul 09, 2015
Mc4larin:
I dedicate ths FTC to Almighty God..... To my new babe Abiola, may we f**k ourselves till eath do us part
Behold the post of a stark raving blasphemous fame-hungry hypocrite.

And I'm doubly sure you attend a Protestant church like RCCG or Winners. undecided
FamilyRe: Man Who Abandoned His Wife And Twins Speaks Out by Tinyemeka(m): 9:53pm On Jul 09, 2015
Wow! undecided

To tell you the truth, raising a single child is not in the least easy. Not to talk of six! So who did he leave with the wife to handle the six children?

I know he must have thought over the challenges of providing for all of them and suddenly felt overwhelmed to the point of panicking and freaking out.

All the same, the children have been born. The deed has been done. The wife can't bear the burden alone. He should go back to the wife and relocate the family, if he's afraid of facing his neighbours.

P.S. Why is it that it is so easy for people such as these to bear children by the dozens, while relatively wealthy people most times find it difficult?
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: 40 Feet Container Falls On Car In Maryland by Tinyemeka(m): 7:33am On Jul 09, 2015
Harbdulrasaq:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-0WBlcE8afFs/VZ1b81nzEDI/AAAAAAAABek/mNZdQhlaAnM/s1600/Ceejay..No%257Esir_263781.jpeg[/img]

A reporter of ours sent this photo in just now reporting that a huge pile-up is building inwards Maryland area of lagos as a result of a 40 feet container which fell on a car at Anthony village.

We hope no life is lost....




http://www..net/2015/07/photo-40-feet-container-falls-on-car-in.html
See what Boob.harry has caused now! angry
PoliticsRe: #bringbackourgirls Crew Meet President Buhari Today (Photos) by Tinyemeka(m): 8:19pm On Jul 08, 2015
ebamma:
Obi Ezekwesili is no longer granting interviews to the press and ranting about how ineffective the President is, Because Its not Jonathan,




Bring Back Our Girls is the biggest scam ever perpetrated in this country
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Tinubu Not Yoruba Leaders – Afenifere by Tinyemeka(m): 11:22pm On Jul 06, 2015
AtlanticBreeze:
Quotables

“Bola Tinubu, who plays ludo game in Lagos, now went to Abuja to play chess, only to be defeated and watched the inauguration of the 8th Assembly on television. That can never be a Yoruba leader”.
cheesy cheesy
This is the type of Quote you'll give and Mortal Kombat will just shout "GAME OVER!" cheesy
PoliticsRe: The Bureaucrats Running Buhari’s Government by Tinyemeka(m): 11:04pm On Jul 06, 2015
[quote author=MichaelSokoto post=35563802][/quote]You see what I am talking about? You couldn't even give a single sensible reply. All you could do was to recall a cartoon.

When you see an elder discussing and you can not think of any meaningful thing to contribute, just sit quietly and listen, okay? That is how to get ahead in life. Now go back to chewing your toy and be quiet.
Jokes EtcRe: How People From Different Parts Of Nigeria Use The Toilet (pic) by Tinyemeka(m): 11:00pm On Jul 06, 2015
I'm seriously tempted to book space here. But I won't. I'll just LOL at the pics.

But what's wrong with the Imo style. That's some stylish shyte going down there right now. smiley

That Ibadan guy thought the bowl was a Jacuzzi. cheesy
PoliticsRe: The Bureaucrats Running Buhari’s Government by Tinyemeka(m): 8:56pm On Jul 06, 2015
In essence, this country is still being run by the framework put in place by His Excellency President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan GCFR.

Please what has Buhari been doing since he assumed office? There are times when I observe his behaviour and come to the conclusion that Buhari truly did not believe he was going to win. He did not believe he was really going to be president.

You guys are really sitting on a loong thing.
TravelRe: Any Out Door Recreational Activities For A Date Here In Enugu?? by Tinyemeka(m): 9:18am On Jul 05, 2015
Beachqueen59:
I stay near 82 div, dat army barracks side, dat side
New Berries Park, where the museum is. But it tends to be very crowded on weekends.
PetsRe: Check Out This Cute Little Tortoise I Saw At Me Backyard *pics* by Tinyemeka(m): 9:13am On Jul 05, 2015
timmy:
That's a turtle BTW. (not sure if any one has mentioned that in earlier posts)
It's a tortoise not turtle. Turtles have flattened-out limbs, like fins. This one has claws. And turtles are found near the ocean.

Why do you say it's a turtle?
PetsRe: Check Out This Cute Little Tortoise I Saw At Me Backyard *pics* by Tinyemeka(m): 11:12pm On Jul 04, 2015
thaoriginator:
calm down. Im goin to treat it like my child. If I dont keep somethin or someone else may even harm it.
I hear they live to very many years. That thing may survive to meet your grandchildren.
PoliticsRe: APC Crisis: Akande’s Letter Angers Northern Party Leaders by Tinyemeka(m): 3:06pm On Jul 01, 2015
xcolanto:
You care to tell me why baba akande is writing a letter accusing northerners of backing saraki if the south west is not feeling cheated and disgruntled?? As for the south-south, majority of them never voted for this devilish party so they don't expect much or anything from them anyways. Maybe now you don't see meaning to what I typed but a time would come and you would. wink
Which is why I guess it irks the North and SW so bad that the SE which never bothered to have anything to do with the APC (apart from the Fulani man in Douglas House), has produced the Deputy Senate President. Irony.
InvestmentRe: Deal Done by Tinyemeka(m): 1:06pm On Jul 01, 2015
OCTAVO:
I'm telling you a fact I know. I never mentioned hire purchase in my post. The OP didn't talk about hire purchase too. I wasn't talking about Enugu as well. I know a Keke rider (he owns the Keke himself not hire purchase), he makes minimum of 4k daily. I mean minimum o. There are days he makes 5k+. The guy said he can't do federal government job sef.
LOL. The guy be him own personal oga na. Since he's not making any returns, it's very possible.
InvestmentRe: Deal Done by Tinyemeka(m): 1:00pm On Jul 01, 2015
OCTAVO:
Yes market seem over crowded. That's exactly what is stopping me from investing in Keke business. How much did you buy your suzuki bus?
Bought it at Nnewi 480k, conversion from RHD to LHD 30K. Total 510k. But I hear the price has come down. Lagos price is supposed to be far lower.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Tinyemeka(m): 12:57pm On Jul 01, 2015
Desanta:
The cut off is the interest rate at which the tenor is offered, but because the interest is paid upfront the actual(True) interest which is much higher is called the yield.
Understood. Thanks.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Tinyemeka(m): 2:20am On Jul 01, 2015
pipz:
NGN T-Bill Auction Result 24/06/2015

TENOR MATURITY AMOUNTS SOLD CUT OFF [Yield] BID/COVER PREV DISC (Yield)

91 DY 24-Sep-15 NGN 31.19B 10.00% (10.26%) 1.00 10.00% (10.26%)
182 DY 24-Dec-15 NGN 39.34B 12.80% (13.67%) 1.06 12.70% (13.56%)
364 DY 23-Jun-16 NGN50.00B 13.00% (14.94%) 1.86 12.80% (14.67%)
Hi. What's the difference between cut-off and yield?

Thanks.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Tinyemeka(m): 2:17am On Jul 01, 2015
pipz:
They are the stop rates for the last T Bill primary Auction.

your Bank treasury post the Bids. but you have to go through your Acct officer/Frontline team of your Bank

if you go through this thread from the beginning im sure you know what T Bills are and how the work. better still click this link and read up.

http://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/treasurybill.asp
Account officer at UBA was given signed bid instruction on Monday 22/6/15 against Wednesday's bid 24/6/15. My requested bid rate: 9.7%, tenor: 91 days. The guy never did anything. Said his head office did not advise them on rates. What sort of excuse is that please? Are they not supposed to bid based on customer's rate? Even if my rate happens to be above stop rate, then I know that I lost and have to re-bid. What then does he mean by saying H/O did not advise them?
BusinessRe: What Eden1747(f) Did Not Tell Us About Her "Humilation" At ECOBANK Badagry Today by Tinyemeka(m): 1:53am On Jul 01, 2015
flyca:
Biko, what is wrong with her tone in this text? How would she have defended herself better here. Pls tell me.
Me I see everything wrong in someone responding to a simple observation with caustic remarks and threats of fire and brimstone. Moreso, coming from someone who claims to be fasting and praying for Grace. That her reply to the OP's remark has already given an indication of how she may have acted that day.

I ask again, customer, was the staff attending to someone else when you came, put the card in his face and told him you were there for your PIN?
InvestmentRe: Deal Done by Tinyemeka(m): 1:47am On Jul 01, 2015
Udiboy:
If you ask me na who I go ask ?**kidding**
I don't think KEKE should make more returns than a mini bus. Do u know anyone that owns a KEKE?
I need factual figures
I have a Suzuki Every with a driver who manages it for me. I'm a bit interested in doing Keke too but the market seems to be overcrowded (don't mind me o. Personal opinion which may be wrong).

Yes I have colleagues who have Kekes and buses (some on hire purchase, some on daily pay).
TravelRe: Any Out Door Recreational Activities For A Date Here In Enugu?? by Tinyemeka(m): 1:41am On Jul 01, 2015
fashrola:
The Ice Cream shop is called StoneCold... cheesy nice and very expensive varieties of ice cream
Yup! You got it. smiley

So many varieties and flavours for you to mix as you like. One time they mixed a concoction for me with nuts and alcohol. The thing just dey like chemistry experiment. smiley
TravelRe: Any Out Door Recreational Activities For A Date Here In Enugu?? by Tinyemeka(m): 1:38am On Jul 01, 2015
Beachqueen59:
fianally sometin useful, already gone to shoprite, lolz who wuldnt go. I tink l'll try EverVee next. Can u Plz give me sum more list.
kk. Someone's mentioned Oaklands, close to Ebeano tunnel.

Victoria Gardens, GRA. From Shoprite, heading to Trans Ekulu bridge.

Crunchies and Tastee Fried Chicken, all at Garden Avenue heading to Presidential Rd, Independence Layout.

There are so many I can't recall, but I could list those around your general area.
TravelRe: Any Out Door Recreational Activities For A Date Here In Enugu?? by Tinyemeka(m): 1:24am On Jul 01, 2015
tooltip:
you sabi waka eeeh....correct dude , you named almost all the hotspots though...oaklands too
LOL.

Oaklands was the first place that came to mind but I just couldn't remember the name. I don't know why the thing keeps eluding me.

I no too waka like that. I just change locations once in a while. smiley
InvestmentRe: Deal Done by Tinyemeka(m): 1:22am On Jul 01, 2015
OCTAVO:
TVS goes for around 430k. They make minimum of 4k daily, after all expenses have been deducted.
I doubt that. Weekly returns on Keke (Hire Purchase) in Enugu is 12k. 14k if you get a hardworking driver.

Minibus returns 14 - 15k weekly. So does it mean that Keke returns more than a mini-bus?
CareerRe: Working With The Big4, Your Experience. by Tinyemeka(m): 11:48pm On Jun 30, 2015
Jarus:
They are all a good place to work for. One of the best places anyone can work. The pay not so juicy but you have solid training and you have brand that can earn you opportunities in the future.

Yes, they have crazy deadlines, sometimes work on weekends. On a lighter note, they also brush you up and refine you from your ayam English to a (locally acquired) fonee speaking fellow that speaks from the nose. grin
Can you imagine? What shall it profit a man to blow all the fonee and Queen's English in the world yet go home to eat Indomie and bread? smiley

What do they even do in such organisations sef, besides prepare financial statements for entities and advise people on how to shave taxes? No offence.

I'm curious. smiley
Science/TechnologyRe: For Atm Users, See The 20 Most Guessed Atm Pin Numbers by Tinyemeka(m): 11:21pm On Jun 30, 2015
Truth be told, I don't know my ATM PIN. undecided

I just spell one name like that on the keypad. I just don't know what numbers I type.
PoliticsRe: 221 People Killed Since Buhari Became President - The Cable by Tinyemeka(m): 9:44pm On Jun 30, 2015
Omotayor123:
Haterz bin counting....

Tell us how many people died during Jonathan's Tenurehuh


Cry me a river. Hypocrites!!!.






Boko Haram will be Abolish. Buhari will do it successfully. Then, Tanoids can hug Transformer.

Iranu#
OK, so it is now a matter of whose administration recorded more deaths right?

When they hit your area, I hope to be able to show you your post.
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters: Saraki Is Not Even Nigerian by Tinyemeka(m): 6:52pm On Jun 28, 2015
Sunofgod:
Saraki is a British-Hausa/Yoruba Man,
You failed to add Fulani too. smiley
SportsRe: Nigerian Football Team In England 1949!!! by Tinyemeka(m): 5:56pm On Jun 28, 2015
ayusco85:
Lmao. Yam legs kwa grin
Check am na cheesy
PropertiesRe: Build 3 Bedroom Bungalow With 4m,5 Bedroom Duplex For 12m by Tinyemeka(m): 5:55pm On Jun 28, 2015
Call or text who?

Your strategy says a lot about your output. angry
CelebritiesRe: IK Ogbonna’s Wife Sonia Morales Shows Off Tummy Just A Week After Giving Birth by Tinyemeka(m): 5:45pm On Jun 28, 2015
No time for time. wink

But it's actually possible. Afterall looking good is where she derives her worth.
PoliticsRe: Keyamo Says Diezani Must Be Probed by Tinyemeka(m): 5:44pm On Jun 28, 2015
"Emeka says NNPC Board members must be probed."

Oya I've just made news. Go and disseminate. angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Decomposed Body Of Kidnapped FUTA VC Found Inside Own Compound In Akure by Tinyemeka(m):
In the famous words of Queen Elizabeth III: "Yeye dey smell." cry

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