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989900:
U said it all.
The number of rich black women that can do this . . . are less than the number of my fingers.

And the Gates are neither christians, nor muslims, nor nothing, but agnostics.

I thought she's Catholic. Melinda herself, not the husband.

Chosen1984:
Awesome Virtue of Humility by Melinda gates. I have learned a lot from this.

The picture of her with the bucket on her head almost brought tears to my eyes.

I also heard that male bankers are too promiscuous. They always promise-and-fail, promise-and-fail.

ephemm:
Just arrange ur CLCV neatly and keep it close, you'll need it after this thread hits FP

LOL. Especially after the nwanna has advertised his identity for the whole world to see.

I've gotten his real name. I wonder what else I can dig up? His FB profile? Pics maybe? Hmmm...

Lemme see.

OP you goofed O. What if your madam browsed NL like Lalasticlala or Introvert sef?

She'll just slap you 3 good times with her phone before showing you your posts. And when you deny and try to feign innocence she'll slap you 3 times again with the phone, kick you in the Johnny then dial the phone number you brazenly advertised in your signature.

It's all good sha. Maybe she'll see this your thread, laugh over it, then call you into her office and say: "You this funny boy" ''koi' she'll then playfully knock you (how Mercy Johnson would knock Kanayo O Kanayo when they are doing lovina in the bedroom), "so you had been secretly crushing on me behind my back abi? And be using me to gist with your friends abi? Naughty boy like you. Oya come and rub my back I'm having a back ache".

So you see, you may still get what you are looking for. But like an earlier poster said, go and dust ya CV.

P.S. I'm curious, what makes you think it's love you currently feel for your boss sef?

fulanimafia:
KANO 1940

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KANO 2015

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2663345_twittera87c5df_jpeg8b7ff34d087d9060cbf2185ccbbb5a6d

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Rise above the propaganda.

Great job!

I wasn't being prejudicial. Just stating facts as I saw them.

Craven:
I'm sorry, I do not know much about phone and laptop security to be able to help you. I also do not recall participating in a thread about man-in-the-middle hacking.

With respect to the pop-up ads troubling you on your laptop, it might have to do with the fact that your security software has expired. It could also mean you might have downloaded some sort of program that comes with troubling pop-up ads. Read here for help - http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/how-to/windows/how-block-pop-ups-get-rid-of-pop-ups-in-windows-7-windows-8-3494487/

I suggest you visit an after-sales shop to deal with your Samsung Galaxy S2. Visit @TeamSuperGeeks on Twitter and ask questions.

Kk. Thanks. Would do just that.

SirShymexx:
Well, being fascinated actually captured it better than shocked cos to be held spellbound is a great look. The Hausas (not the whole Northern Nigeria) have always been literate from probably the 15th/16th century and I believe they have tons of written documents dating back to that period, as part of Songha empire, with other cultures across West Africa.

I may agree with you, but the argument now is: what exactly were those literature and learning, used to achieve?

Craven:
claycares

I think people who do not understand what Samsung and other brands has to offer would go for basic Chinese phones. And I can understand that too. These phones are exceedingly cheap. But with the appealing price range, people tend to lose sight of what they're giving up.

I usually tell people, if you want more in a phone and best Android services, you have to be willing to spend more. And if you can't, that's also okay.

Chief I suspect my phone and laptop security has been seriously compromised. Whenever I turn on the phone data connection, it rapidly begins to overheat and run down the battery. This does not happen with other activities like watching videos or playing music. Just the data connection does this. And when I use the mobile hot spot to browse on my laptop, same thing happens to the laptop (system overtasking, overheating, etc). Recently, ad popups have been coming on indiscriminately even within posts on Nairaland. Then I noticed so many redirects running in the background whenever I open new tabs. I tried using Internet Explorer and it crashed. Same with Mozilla.

The phone is a Samsung S2. My Norton Internet security expired and I haven't renewed.

P.S. I saw that your comment about man-in-the middle hacking and visited one site describing the process. Was I attacked therein?

Any suggestions on how to correct this issue?

Thanks.

Believe me, this OP's thread can only but further strengthen the notion of illiteracy prevalent up North. Sorry I said Illiteracy again.

Forget Boko Haram, most Northerners do not appreciate the formal education as we know it, but view it as tradition to send their male children as almajiri and the rest to Islamiya to learn Arabic and the Quran. It's tradition.

How then are those people expected to compete in today's world? I had a secondary school classmate then who was a genius and then some other very brilliant guys. Some Kanuri, some Shuwa. We are all adults now and I still maintain contact with some of them and I tell you (given their potential) I'm disappointed with how they turned out (Father forgive me for being judgemental). The system their just makes them not to see the light. At the end of the day, the only ones who make it, are those who succeeded in politics and a few businessmen (Indimi, Gigiri Gashua, Ibeto, Ali Modu Sheriff, etc). While the rest just trudge along or wait for Sadaka from the rich.
In my opinion, it's that failure to transform knowledge acquired to practical application that is the cause of the problems in the North. Ok, after mastering all the Arabic, what next?

Why is it that most Igbos who reside there turn out to be business leaders but same cannot be said about most Northerners who come down South (remember I didn't say all)?

@OP, Queen Eliza did not look shocked in that pic. To me, she appeared to look fascinated. The same way I'd do when I study microbes under a microscope. No offence.

KanwuliaJara:
She sees you as a brother na!
If you know and understand anything about the female mind and body, you will not find it strange!

Sex in marriage is ALWAYS the first to go!

Women get really tired, especially after children and bleeding for over 30 years or more.

Time to get a "galfriend" or manage your situation as best as you can!

Their marriage is just 2 yrs old. Is it normal for her sex drive to just die like that?

sigiyaya:
just helping myself with a bottle of orijin and my dial on RADIO BIAFRA.....

Which frequency?

SeverusSnape:
These people and lie is like zombie and blood. They just hang one picture and claim It's the Cameroonians that did it, just to give Buhari a 'larger than life' image.
I trust the zombies to come and start screaming "Sai Buhari"

Every where you look; pictures, This government is a PHOTOCRATIC government not a democratic one.

Government of the CAMERA, by the CAMERA and for the CAMERA.

Dude!

You've just coined a new term: Photocracy!

All inspired by the one and only Dauradinho.

UrennaNkoli:
Mr president represented the country well, more than GEJ did in his entire 4 years as ruler.

How?

francababy:
hello house,

A colleague of mine resigned from the company I work and he was paid around N8.4m. This is really tempting. We resumed the same year and I even resumed 5 months before him. My annual take home is N3.6m before taxes. I don't know how much mine will be, but I'm tempted to resign and collect one lump sum to start my own business. I'm confused now. Please advise.

How many years of experience?

cecegorz:
Definitely, Opex is expected to rise for all companies operating in Nigeria for the last quarter, giving how all our economic indices had gone south since this Sole administration started.
The major problem for diamond is actually the huge loan loss expenditure. They have terrible NPL in their loan book and there is no hope in sight for recoveries.
Sometimes I think Alex Oti just used Abia Guber race as an excuse to run away from Diamond's debt burden, which he is surely partly to blame

Huge portfolio of NPL is definitely the cause. There were very weak controls in place. They issued loans wily-nily. Guess it has backfired.

P.S Could it be possible that some of these bad debts have been made to appear as operating expenses? Cos I can't think of any factor that may have contributed to the rise.

Taylor86:
buhari if u like prepare the case file of lucifer , adam & eve

since Amaechi ,obj, atiku and tinubu are still roaming the streets

ur bias and corrupt as well

Atiku was implicated in the Halliburton scandal. Let's see how it goes.

ajasa4link:
Undergraduate 21 years? when people never even enter school by that age sef....
Graduate 23? Even if person graduate by 22, before ur school do rubbish while mobilizing and finally after going for nysc u will definitely turn 24 by the end of the yeye nysc year.
These people should just stop this rubbish jare....

I finished school (Federal University not private) at 20. Finished NYSC and started working at 22. It's nothing unique.

9jatatafo:
Kuwait still treat some of their own citizens as second class people. The govt of Kuwait don't allow them to school, medical treatment, they can't own bank account and many more. The Kuwaiti government don't issue them passport rather they are given civic identity. Most of this people are black skinned people and some other migrants. Kuwait is a very useless country. If their woman married a man from another country and they bear children, the children are never recognised as Kuwaiti citizens.

In other words, plain racism and skin colour discrimination right?

KanwuliaJara:
You hear me, but I still didn't "say anything"?
You be winch?

ESP tins.

How's every? How did you ppl's boat cruise go? No further updates? Abi the boat ran aground off the coast of Madagascar?

KanwuliaJara:
She was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo BEAUTIFUL inside and outside!
She left a husband and 3 grown children behind o.
She was cooking and went to lay down and NEVER woke up after a MASSIVE HEART-ATTACK!!!!!
The children woke up to a smoke-detector alarm and went to check on their mom. Their dad had left for work.

Very sad!
Both husband and children, she left without saying goodbye!
What is this LIFE?

Was she a nurse?

So slavery is actively practised in some regions, to the point that they actually recognise slave uniforms and treat the affected ones as untouchables?

A lot of things are really happening.

KanwuliaJara:
Oliver TwistY!!!!
No man can forget AMAZING SEX!!!!
Especially, if it is SWEETER THAN the one he has with his DRY WIFE!!!!!!

In her 40s and VERRRRY ACROBATIC ke?
Thanks for speaking the truth jor!

Blessed Assssshuarrrrrance!
Jesus is yours ke!

As Vagin Mary nor tok na!

I hear you.

You still didn't say anything.

Hmm... long time I last saw any post of yours.

Saw the topic on FP and feared that Danbaba Suntai had passed away.

Imagine an 'Old Soldier' dying in his 60's. Bet why?!

kilokeys:
NCC?


Does it mean they would pay you per second?

11kobo/sec i guess (using airtel o)

Thats roughly 63,360 naira per month.. Not a bad offer o

How did you arrive at that figure?

I got a different return.

How many hours per day?

How many days per week?

Dharniel:
Not a big deal. I think you should listen to Vladimir Putin the president of Russia or Kim Jong-un the president of North Korea when they speak or give public addresses, then you'll know buhari's english is better. The fact that buhari has a poor accent doesn't mean he can't speak good english.
PDP followers just be hating on buhari anyhow.

Ride on baba.
#sai_buhari...

What're the official languages of Russia and North Korea?

alaoeri:
Don't know why Vector doesn't get the desire recognition in the music industry, that guy is a fvcking rapper.

He wasn't too prolific. He's hits seem to be increasing in number lately though.

Uzi's attack was the killah. Fierce delivery.

braimeddy:
OK seen urs. This was d 1 I caught on high sea

Wow. How did you catch it?

The report says Buhari used the term 'Enemies' to describe the person occupying the seat of the Deputy Senate President.

Says a lot about the man you people elected to become your president.

LocalChamp:
Oshiomhole, who said Okonjo-Iweala would have been declared a pathological liar if she were to be a witness in court due to the inconsistencies in her statements.

“How did I arrive at the figure? I used my 4-Figure Table

Clown!

I'm actually confused reading all these comments.

What are we discussing exactly?

That OP said he's now a free man and gone past the incident, yet bookmarked the date in his cerebrum for 12 years and running? Or that (some) girls cheat? Or what exactly?

What was this thread about exactly?

No offence.

Realgana:
Eedris Abdulkarim
Lord of Ajasa
2shots
Ruggedman
Alaye
Indomie generation will be like what is this guy saying.

The topic said 'Hottest rapper right now'. Not 2003.