₦airaland Forum

Ologbondoriejamu June 20, 2012 at 10:19 am

Attention, everybody. Fellow Nigerians, ziz is your fellow countrysoja, Captain Muazu mumuazu. Due to zi wickedness of all zi 19 Arewa gomnas who will not allow Pedral Gomnat to function, We hereby command wiz immediate effect, all Naijerias to VOTE FOR OUR FRESIDENT GEJ in 2015.
Any vote for any ozer candidate will meet with DEATH. Anybody who refuses to vote GEJ, see you at Bar beach. HEY…. shon… God bless Naijeria.
WAZ IS YOUR BIZNESS WIZ BRAZIL? IF YOU ARE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOBE AND BRAZIL, ONLY MUMUS LIKE YOU WILL CHOOSE YOBE, BLOODY CIVILIANS.

It is time to relocate the Nigerian Army depot and the NMTC away from the war zone.
I bet Kogi state would be a much more conducive environment for trainig and preparing our boys.

We yoruba have a saying : tire no be lazy.
Abeg, make GEJ go enjoy himself for copa cabana small.
if una like roast and eat yorselves like small kids fighting becos no adult is there to separate the fight.

The military cannot secure life and property in nigeria,
yet some people think they will excel in governing?
SHM!
Reason with your heads people!

Why are you guys shaking in your boots?
There is no need to make too much noise on the internet.
You all better go and plan and strategize how to turn out the votes of your supporters.
Elections are won at the ballot box!
The PDP have started to plan and have upped their game and you all know they have formidable grassroots support and membership.
If you acn or whatever fail to plan,
do not make excuses for your failure!

4-0!!!!
Otioooo!

Remove the subsidy completely!
Some people are just using govt as father christmas,
either to get subsidy or for bribe.
And the comoon man gets nothing from it all.
Let us all end this NNPC madness!
The less direct government involvement,
The better for us all.
If there is no subsidy, wetin DAME go chop?
Remove the subsidy and liberalise the petroleum sector.
That way every Efe, Ette and Tanko can deal in PMS
like the shirt on your back is subject to free market forces.

They should allow the boy to 'play' Speaker of the House for a day or two!

Ignorance

I am surprised farouk lawan has not come out quickly to refute this story/allegation?
Did he go for lesser hajj or is he already singing?

nedu213: The Boko Haram theory
Boko Haram, at the time of formation was a potentially dangerous group.As it gained popularity, the PDP realized it could be instrumental to its political success in some parts of the north.Boko Haram was used in the 2007 elections and were given certain promises by the Yar'adua Government.
In 2009, there was a crackdown against boko haram as a result of the growing tension between them and the PDP government.Yusuf(the leader of Boko haram) and his men were going to spill the secret due to the non-fulfilment of the promises made to them by PDP. This was not allowed to happen as Yusuf and his men were summarilly executed following orders from president Yar'adua..At this point the weakened Boko haram was forced into hibernation.
President Yar'adua died in May 2010. According to PDP arrangement, the north still had a few years to rule the country before it gets to the turn of other regions.This causes a division in the party, and Jonathan who was Yar'adua's vice president, a man from the South South region was favoured by some party top-shots including former President Obasanjo. Jonathan becomes president and now an aggrieved group of Northern elders will seek a revenge.They will require the services of a betrayed friend of the PDP.Boko Haram quickly comes to mind.Suddenly, the near extinct Boko Haram is resuscitated, becomes well funded and equiped.But what would be its aim? What would it fight for. It would avenge the killing of its leader and members by attacking the security forces and christians responsible. This is to hide the intentions of those really behind the uprising.
The NSA and his boss know about this. They know who is behind all these and having held secret talks with them, they agreed all this will end by June. And so the unperturbed president could boldly make this proclamation in far away Korea.

what do you all think?

Wasn't Borno state and then governor sherriff in the ANPP?

I had always thought the NA called its Military Police : "RP" not "MP"

buhari is a cowardly blood sucking vampire.
he was supposed to kill ojuku in the second coup of 1966.
but the cowardly hyena could not find any almajiri to do the dirty work for him
and was so inept that ojuku caught him and tied him up.

he was was let off the hook when a deal was struck to let all non-eastern soldiers to embark on a train out of the eastern region.
since then he has been doing what he does best: scavenging.
first in the fmw, then nnpc, then as head of the military govt, and at last at ptf.
and each place he has visited is as good as dead.

Nigerians should say NO to bloodshed.
if this vampire wants to suck,
he can have atiku's dick.

Omonile, abeg borrow me one ojuku?

Now we know where beaf has been.
Maybe he was rigging this gallop poll deciiding whom to vote and whom to chase away from the polling booth.

Why are some of you guys calling his ex-excellency a thief?
He thief your money?
Has he been convicted by any court of law?
Or you want to continue your pastime of lynching anybody that fits your fancy.

jummy05: I am not a politician and i dont intend to be one,every one does that Jonathan should not have contested for 2011 election judging by the PDP Constitution.But he went ahead to contest at the expense of other candidates from the North.If we are not going to deceive ourselves,Boko haram is one of the fallout of Jonathan Presidency.

Obj made a deal to rule for only 4 years (1999-2003). He broke it.
Nobody started throwing bombs.

alj harem: LOL, I tire for these people

no vex ooo.
no go bomb person.

the NSO, under obasanjo or shagari, built a detention center in an island off lagos.
it makes sense to relocate high value detainees and prisoners, from the north, to such a marine facility.
even if zakari biu breaks them out from cell
and they get to the edge of the island
and see water,
they would walk back to their cells.

Sai Mai Gaskiya!
for President of Arewastan!

Sijucrown,
The only person that has to prove his/her qualification is the primary applicant i.e. the person whose application was selected.
The wife (or husband) of an applicant only has to prove that she is married to the applicant.
Or will your kids (if they have any) also have to prove their educational qualifications?
It is only the primary applicant who has to show she/he has finished SSCE or has learnt any trade which takes up to 2 years to qualify in.

Changing your proposed residence should not be an issue.

Eze Onlytruth! Ie ga adi ndu rue mgbe ebighiebi!

Igbo bu Igbo! Ekenem!
Odi mma otu esi weta okwu aa.
Unu emego ndi ilo ife ihele!
Ofu Obi!

bliss,
are you sure those pics labelled incheon, bilboa, etc are not from heaven?
if man can create such beautiful things how would al janah be?

UYCO, are there streetlights in every street in sapele?
how many billions did it cost uduaghan to install street lights on one street?
what will power the streetlights? solar? do you know a kw of electricity from solar costs twice as much as the equivalent from gas?
if the gov has a brain on his shoulders, it is easy for him to find something that will get a much better return on investment for delat state than to spend 7billion naira improving an airport now.

i wanted liverpool thrashed and yakubu playing against 10 men could not deliver!!!

I am an Ibori sympathiser (i know, i know)
but...
7billion naira for earth movement in nigeria of all places, with poverty and unemployment is plain madness!!!
which one is Ode-Itshekiri bridge again? is that not one of the bridges Ibori was building ten years ago??

I do not think the writer of the novel in Danka's post is any scion of Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu.
The write-up is filled with falsehood and selfishness.
1) Sir Louis Ojukwu's wealth was expended procuring arms for Biafra. The Biafran armed forces made use of his transportation assets and all these were lost. I know a few other smaller Igbo transporters whose vehicles were commandeered by the Biafran army. All that was left were fixed assets like land and buildings.
2) Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu is not the first son and heir of Sir Louis. Sir Louis had other elder sons who have a share in this inheritance.
For this 'son from abroad' to think Bianca is the reason he is not swimming in riches is deluded.

I really do not think the writeup was made by an Ojukwu.

Please what is the url of the nigerian online newspaper independent?

there are two issues:
1) is he emeka ojukwu's biological son?
simple. do a dna test (like abiola prescribed) and satisfy that.
2) is he ojukwu's primary heir?
hmmm. i do not know much about Igbo tradition but since his mother was not married, his claim might have a defect.

satifying the 1st condition should stop the young man from having excessive psychological trauma.

Obasanjo should take a good look at Zik's mausoleum (?sp).
That is how Nigeria repays debts.

These Nigerians do not know what they want : monarchy or democracy?
In his best interests, the oba should have blessed all candidates who come to him, and like a good referee add : may the best man win.