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Ignorrance is not bliss. Must we slap the nonsense out of you before you recognize that the poster is an imposter?
Or do you just enjoy swiming in your sea of stupidity? shugomu

dont say that thing again. na the 2nd time be dat.
read davids post na

Adam
na wa 4 u o. wetin David do u?
easy o

40, Did you read what Mourinho said? He never doubted that CR7 deserved the awards based on what he won last season.

Kaka and Messi are more talented than CR7. No questions about that.

Zlatan is a very emotional player. On his good days which are very rare, He can destroy any defence but on his off days which are usually more, you would prefer Peter Rufai as a striker. Zlatan had opportunities to destro Liverpool both in Juventus 2005 quarter finals and Inter 2008 second round the legs played in Italy but he messed it up and his teams were eliminated.

Zlatan makes things difficult for himself He does not do thing simple he prefers the complicated and stylish methods.

Instead of scoring a tap in, He would rather do a Jet li and Van Damme style and miss the ball but when u think something is impossible, Zlatan would pull it off.

As a coach Zlatan is a guy that would vex you a lot of times but his occasional moments of Magic would want to make you stick to him

so this ur description of Zlatan fits someone who should be the best player in the world?
he should be competing for the worst player on earth.

have you ever thought of buying a hybrid car for 4.5 mil and cost of replacing the battery for 1.5 mil including purchase, import, installations?
don't think it can't happen o. car parts may be funny sometimes especially in this country
stick to the pertol.
u only enjoy ur hybrid battery for a maximum of 7 years but considering naija situation, expect 4

respect ur warranty though. big ups

7 years
3 years max for me and i get the new rave. 7 years? not only the battery will be problematic, even the steering

@topic

Before the wedding date: NO its not a must

Before she goes shopping for wedding dress: YES OF COURSE!!!!!!!

hmmm, the return of my personal person
nice one

Why am I just seeing this now?

Sorry o, you're not my father, you don't get to give me away. . . .

oole so yoruba ni? eleyi ti gbagbe yoruba o
ede geesi ti molara.
shior

tgirl ,twinstaiye and the MOD here, please give me 1 free post , i need to speak to sauron plss ,
he is my sparring partner from the battle rap thread and we are missing him already,
everyone here ,, interlude please. thank you. merry xmas.lol

alexpissu, chamotex, brass or brash or rash, tope2000, ebonysilk, please give me 10 bars and 2 minutes

@sauron
sauron's name was found in hell most wanted list~ seems this nigga be the next to die
hannibal changed his name to cannibal~ even with a name change this nigga still no dey try
i saw homos and bitches springing forth from the celebrity thread~
coming to see flowshow the only one the celebrities dread
i have done what they and their moms wouldnt do in 55 methusella years
i did the 1st nairaland diss track~thats why am the only one nairaland rapper fear
haters and playerhaters cheer~ while flowshow be at work making hot tracks
i already completed the sauron and chamotex disses
now what the nl celebrity females do is throw multiple kisses
flowshow is intelligent~ no wonder crude has been left dumbshocked until 2009
shaz banned edosioo ~now shaz began to live in pains for the rest of her life
i was asked to inform u that chasisgirl is now residing in the bee hive
cooking up beef with honey so she can deliver to you some palacious punches
tgirl and ebonybitch are lesbians and lesbonic gays ~
cuzz the only delicacy found in their pussis was nigerian maggots
i didnt forget the masculine bitch brash aka mister mc crackers
this nigga was seen in ogba selling used recharge cards and singin waka
let me inform u motherfackers that ur diss tracks wil be posted one by one
lord knows am already trippin for tgirl~ shes the only chic posting stuffs that real niggas love
they all know am throwing shots at tgirl cuzz her profile picx aint there
if it was i would have been able to decide if she was a creme chic or a wowo girl
d name is flowshow~ i don't just talk the talk
i do tracks that leave all nairalanders dumbstruck !

shaz and twinstaiye please don't ban me o, am just having fun

Lucifer

Everton vs Chelsea will be 1-1

@TKB419, It is so obvious u lack xter n u r not aBOY of your words. I tot u said this was ur last post.

Anyways, this will be mine provided u don't stir my hornets' nest again. . I use my time attending to useful n sensible things/people, which either of u don't fit in.

Once again cheers!!!

rflmao!!!

I really wish we could have a decent chat n settle scores so that this topic will be put to rest.

Merry Xmas n a fulfilling year ahead

and how did i respond to u? my lips were sealed.
not saying norrin no more

bring on d interesting topic and lets digest.
but dont start with ur ROA and stuvvs o
If thats what ure interested in, kindly open another thread to teach others. This thread is strictly on UBA's upward review of emoluments which i think its stale.

bring on ur topics and ill be too willing to do justice to them (FINANCE)

im sure the studies continue u guys
Wyt wassup?
how u doing? long time o

so whos up for the June 09 and December 09 exams

Yet anutha 'well packaged' gobbledygook from an 'intelligent' football fan

well said!!!

I think Mourinhos mouth is his undoing?
im waiting for UTD to do INTER the ROMA thingy so he can be silenced for life.
can u imagine him mentioning Ibrahimovic? what a nuisance

people once called the same striker the worst of his generation and now this poof says hes a phenomenon.
He should be tested for drugs like 40 just said
asshole

It's annoying when officiating simply takes the flavour out of a big 4 clash. This stupid ref should go and watch the other games against Chelski and Man Utd to see how to officiate. He was more interested in dishing out stupid yellows as the slightest provocation thereby ruining the game.

i dunno what REFS are turning to nowadays. i tot the rhythm, tempo and the nature of the game determines how card will be issued. that was a yellow card offence but that card killed the game. some other REFs will overlook it just because he was on a yellow. A serious warning would have been the best.

Villa vs Arsenal will like a UCL final. With Agbonlahor and Young fit, the odds are against u guys. The defence must be at RED ALERT or else the game will be done and dusted in an hour!

@tkb417,

u think it won't happen?

all of us crashing except Liverpool? nah!! it cant happen
UTD and Inter will be tough but we'll scale tru
i expect Chelsea n Liverpool to go tru too.

If Arsenal play well, they'll do a double over Roma but if they mess up, they will be roasted

take him back and get a red eye the next time he comes visiting
if thats what u want, then no probs

Fellow Nairaland,
This is something i need to share with all and need a constructive idea and advice. Please, no joking about this as it involve the stability of my relationship. Thank you as you share your opinion.

It happens that, i usually help this lady who is not fortunate to have a good relationship. I gave her money, properties and moral assistance, all bc i felt i owe humanity and feelings that i should at least put a smile on someone's face. However, she has been asking me to sleep with her which i bluntly refused, one DAY we did it but how and what lead to it i still don't know till today. weeks after she told me she is pregnant and will not want to do any abortion. What really surprised me is that she said the pregnancy is just 1 month and plus old. I have my introduction slated for January 24th 2009. My fiance told me last saturday that she dreamt i impregnate someone i did not say anything in response (NOTE,  this lady happens to know and become a good friend to my fiance ,  a very good friend),

Am at a dilemna, as this girl vowed to displace my relationship with my fiance. I have tried all i could to persuade her to abort but instead she keep avoiding me and prefer to say it to everyone that knows me that i impregnate her and refused to claim responsibility, WHAT A WORLD WE INTO

THE COUNT DOWN IS JANUARY 24TH 2009.
NEED YOUR ADVICE. THANK YOU

ure as good as dead not because ure a bad person. But i think its by grand design that u will suffer this year 2009
na true the count down to ur 'gbege' has begun
pls keep me informed as to how ur wifey to be will deal with u

u don enter this one.

put ur money on this
2k dolls each

i am happy inter milan drew man utd. i hope they knock united out.


rafa 's knowledge will see us through. prior to the draws, xabi alonso said he wanted real madrid

i don't see arsenal going through. chelsea will surely get spanked be juve. chelini will eat drogba just like skrtel did.

nonsence!!

OMG just woke up now.

Those English teams rigged it How could they have possibly escaped us.

Bayern should withdraw from this tournament we can't be playing when it is not fair.

I wanted those EPL teams and they have bribed their way to escape Bayern.

Why are they all scared of Bayern? We are Human now

ode. UEFA handed 3 Italian teams to EPL teams and u think its not a fair draw till they give u one of the english teams.
u guys got the easiest draw so tell me whos been doing the bribing

Ijebu North L.G.A area of Ogun state, Nigeria

but i carry oyinbo pali

wetin dey happen for hia na
na just to dey freestyle ni? make the poster edit the topic make d tin dey interractive abi wetin dey sef?

oya make we yarn beta

Ogbeni farotika
ahh, emi oleku sibi yi bi mario lailai

mo kan fe darapo mo awujo awon omo oduduwa ni. kilode te n wape mini 419
she mowa sori igba yin wa ji nkan je ni?
eso ara yin o kin maba binu sinyin o
ibinu mi ko daara rara osi le farajo ibinu sango olukoso oko oya
ema minu bimi o

mo fe yara se gafara die
mon bo

The match is not going to be played this weekend hombre,it is still Feb and what makes you think Real wouldn't have over-come their present quagmire

the match will be played in 6 weeks!!
go figure the present state of things in Madrid and i feel its a season long thingy!

what can they do? getting Diara and some other shits to bolster thier squad?
they are doomed this season. They've got long term injuries to contend with

Same here brash!

We seem to have the "easiest" amongst the English team IMO.

u think? Liverpool will walk over Real
Chelsea i think got the toughest. I wouldnt wanna play against Del piero. dude is on drugs

im ok with UTD playing Inter. The worst place to coach is Inter and when it comes to the UCL, i think they are cursed!!

playing UTD will make them sack most of their players cos the heat will be too much

we couldnt have gotten Barca cos we both came first so dat was a goof from ma part.

how i wish we got Real. we need to teach that mob a lesson or 2

go go UTD!!!

Emperoh
serie A = AC Milan
any other team from that league will be spelt by UTD

I thunk we were going to get REAL MADRID. . . . .This woulda been a perfect time to get those bastardz. . . . .
Anyways, INTER is a good draw. . . . . .We go there first and we would come back to OT for the grand finale.
Mourinho?? He would be sacked next summer. . . . . . . . .

He is now under pressure to deliver the Champions League.
Winning the Scudetto will not be enough for Inter Fans because Mancini has done that in the last 3 seasons.
Inter Milan fans are used to winning SERIE A now so Jose must prove he is indeed the "special one"

Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez, Berba. . . . .Where ya guns @??

now Berba need to be all gun blazing!!!
we need to Kill maureen at the Siro!!

damn!!!!!!!!!!!
i didnt know u guys have a war going on already in the music section

just checked and im taking a bow right at this mo.

Flowshow is up against ma people
na wa o. NL is fun abeggi

Inter cannot do anything to UTD
realistically, if we cant beat Inter, we have no biz in the tourney
i didnt want barca and its a prayer answered.

fire for fire, maybe only Barca will be hard. Bayern too maybe difficult cos of Ribery but Inter?
we are in the Q-finals

i think the 4 EPL teams are in Q-finals already hoping Arsenal will raise thier game

we couldnt have gotten Villareal again
we got one of the toughest draw possible

Inter will not be pushovers but i think we are better

i actually wanted Real madrid so that CR7 can score against them

Roma will be spelt
madrid will be torn apart

Inter will be disgraced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is payback time for SAF

hmmm
interesting

u people got Roma
we got maureen. crazy

chelsea got Juve and dayonazi got the easiet, sportin

the draws onnnnnnnnnnnnn
Lyon got Barcaaaaa

Liverpool vs Real Madrid

Roma vs Arsenal

We got Mourinhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

sporting vs Bayern

Chelsea vs Juventus

u guys are crazy meeen

whats the beef?
Rugged n Mode9
Personally i like Rugged and i think ive met him once or twice before  but music wise that mode9 guy is a menace.
I think the 'polity' is just being heated for their pockets alone.

my personal opinion thou

@tgirl4real
you don't want no retards in ur celebrity threads , do you u have just stepped on a scorpion girl and u will get stunk in ur pussi

hey hey hey am i missing the comedy going on here eeeenoooo its christmas punchlines yall, santa claus is here listen

now listen up you lesbians and gays mc crackers, chamotex, sauron, tope2000, ibkaye,doyin13 , ebonysilk,dblock

yall want to be like flowshow cuzz his name is all over
am a female version of 'flow'~ my 'God' is jay-hova
first on the list is the toilet washing london boy~
he goes by d name of mumucious chamotex
doesnt this fools name sound like the condom called latex?
gay ass lesbo~the MRC i rep~ even if u call ur mum she still wouldnt beat me
coming from romance to make love to netcees ~its about time i make ur lyrics cease
i heard chamotex and sauron's sistas are all cheap prostitutes~selling their stinkin pussis 3 for 5kobo
like crude ,sauron and mc crackers you niggas need some mouth braces
cuzz u don't rap tight ur just like ur mothers loose breast brazziers
now to the bitch ibkaye ~ don't that sound like obokun ajakaye?
doyin13 is just a stupid ass ho ~ i don't even know if this girl is a dude or a slut
tope2000 and tgirl4real ur next to die girl~ no need to touch u ~ur still living in the millenium bitch
mccrackles sounds like some fish called croakers~ watch how i eat u up like some soft prawn crackers
ebonysilk bitch put ur money where ur mouth is `spittin mouth sperm like some black ebony priicks

NOW IT SHOULD BE CLEAR TO YOU LESBIANS THAT NO NAIRALAND FEMALE CAN MATCH MY LYRICAL SKILLS, GO AND CALL MORE LESBIANS FROM THE LOVEMAKING ,CLOWNS AND ROMANCE THREADS,

AHHHH!!!
Tosinadeda pls we beg u in the name of Jesus, come and carry this ur babe commot for here
see as she don abuse the whole NL.