Ashawo dey synonymous with football,

na still occupation & sport,

and if u play ur cards right ,

u will be very wealthy,

Hey Guys, i just saw this on the Manc Group on fb, hilarious


Footballers life on facebook

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Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in?
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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?

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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday z
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto z
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosisky is depressed
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
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David Moyes is skint

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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

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Rio Ferdinand feels like a prick after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago
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mark hughes sent jolean lescott invitation to join the group 'Mancity'

invite was rejected

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Steven Gerrard has created a group, "Court, it's fucking easy!"

Eric Cantona does not like this
Joey Barton does not like this

You will soon be laffing in Isoko,

when Arse-anal dnt get champions league money and have to auction their star players,

But wait a minute, who are the star players, Versatile Eboue or Good Ol' Reliable Senderos ,

@phony,
yes ooo, all of dem were just staring

i was trying to post one of the pictures but the stuff is not allowing me to do it,

Hello Mancs, been a while since i been this way (since the Barca loss)
I see Mr Crackles, bluediva, Ibime & co still come this way, we are on the way to No 19

O'shea is not a great player but he would do what u want him to do without noise thats y Fergie utilises him in any "vacant" position

Valencia was brillant against Boca Juniors, he will supply those crosses this season
It would be a battle but we should knock those ugly, bloody scousers off this season and make everyone knw who runs things in England

On a lighter note, to get over d Barca defeat, i went there and wore my Man U jersey and d whole staff were going "olaa" "olaa",

Just a few questions sir,

1. What do you mean by official Lagos State Gazzette, please can you shed more light on this term

2. Although, i have been out of the country for a while, i use Ozumba Mbadiwe (the turn into Adeyemo Alakija)as my reference when i want to know how far an estate, land or house is so please , what is the Estimated Travel Time from this land to mu reference on Ozumba Mbadiwe.

3. If I buy about 2 plots, about how much do u estimate i would use in fencing it.

thank you as i await your reply

They charge you for keeping your money safe,
Its still your desicion to keep ur money under your bed if u wish,

Yes, they use your money to trade but Banks of nowadays have gone beyond deposits & withdrawal

Comparing banks in the Uk & naija is like comparing apples & oranges
Credit, Debit cards & ATM withdrawals are free in the UK , Yes but the operators do not have to worry about power outages, internet fluctuatuions & to a great extent the ever unwelcomed guest, Ole (Thief),

The UK banks make money of your credit & debit cards every time you make a purchase, they charge the selling organisation which over time will probably make up & surpass the initial amount used to produce the cards,

Nigeria is still a predominantly cash based society, i stand to be corrected in saying an individual can not carry out full scale shopping from groceries to bus tickets, electronics to clothes on d internet in Nigeria, so our banks have to make a return on their investments in charging what they deem appropriate for the cards,

PS- i do not bank with or have any association with Intercontinental

man utd to win d game neatly,

goals from Rooney & Owen to silence those dammed russian owned goons,

What exactly do you want to do in the Oil & Gas sector?

What is the minimum amount of Capital prospective team mates (partners prefarably) would have to bring to d table?

Fill us in and lets see where things go from there

Could you please post pictures and d exact location "off" Toyin street,

and do u have three bedrooms??

God bless you lawyer,

You are sooooo proffessional,

When "pepper" rest, i definately know who is going to draft the deeds, contracts etc

26th here, and we will continue rocking d shows,

Big Ups to all d Virgos,

Sagamite:

Who told you I was looking for Miss World?

Abeg, that girl is cute and her looks engage me (gives me an impression you can have a good conversation with her, not some airhead barbie that only wants to read daft magazines about celebrities). She is the type I will like to see a smile on her face on a frequent basis.

And see your mouth. That Bisi Amire is the first you can point to? She looks like one of those UK-suburb raised boarding school girls that were never thought how to present themselves sexily.

Tope Balogun is kinda nice but I will place Ubanna Amajor and Wola Joseph before her.

^{Chei, if these girls all get opportunity to read this, we don start office war o! Na short skirt battle next month go be.}

Me bros, you know what the good people say about looks
U never know until you are in there,
I think my choice on the ladies generally win the Miss B & I ( u fit put am to vote)


@sagamite, u might want to attach scores to the criteria u listed above, then we can generally agree on the "TOP 10"

meanwhile, who tell u say we dnt like "Uk boarding school girls"
they got loads of tricks up their ------

@slimfine,

by retail do u mean community here in the uk i.e Asda, Tesco, Boots etc

If so how much do they pay per hr (if u dnt mind me asking),

the pay here is from £20 to £25 per hr) depending on the store

how much would a pharmacist who has got about 2 yrs experience earn,

gone to the website, seen the chick (funmi)

not exactly a miss world,


Bisi Omire, Tope Balogun get me vote

_{Please dnt prosecute me, slow day at the office}[s][/s]

Sorry, a bit off topic,

My Girlfriend is a Band 7 Pharmascist here in the Uk and would like to return back home to Nigeria,
Any ideas what the conversion process would be like and any job opportunites

Gosh, am sooooo impressed by the NCC building

Someone once spoke about it on another thread and i was wondering what the whole gist was about but now i understand

Seriously, how many clients in Nigeria are willing to pay XYZ % of the construction cost as the architects fees,

If you really want to go by the rules, the Architect is not suppose to be permanently on site,

being on site is more lucrative and it is hard for the average "ogo-aja" (labourer) to come to terms with the word architect hence the generall feeling that we are engineers,

on a site i worked on in Bayelsa, i uncountable times told the site workers that i was not an engineer but I talk sotay meself I tire and answered when even called "Engine"

Its a profession where u have to get as much as u can from any commission,

@ aasog, thanks for the correction but u really did not have to do with the "I hope its a typo",

meanwhile who remembers, The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Lazy Fat Dog, nt sure if i got it right, been ages

1st degree-- Architecture and decided to jump ship now am a project planner / co-ordinator

somtimes i truly miss archi and my girlfriend is tired of me noticing facades, finistration, designs etc

starship troopers pt 1
die hard pt 2

starship troopers pt 1
die hard pt 2

its sooo not cool,

please people who also wear sunglasses at night or in the club should stop, its annoying

was expecting the fireworks, they are sorta late on this thread

@poster, am a guy

as the first set of people said, follow your heart

what do u want from guys / relationships, if any of them meet d criteria and u are ok the give it a go

even if it does (not) work out, u can get solace in knowing u did wat ur heart wanted

@Poster, I do not work in GTBank or even bank with them, few observations here though


1. A month seems to be a short time to turn around "a stolen idea"

2. Wat level of management did u make your presentation to i.e (middle, senior, directors)

3. Did you patent your proposal

Except you provide more information, we would not be able to make accurate suggestions,

At least, start with the product in the market now,

U guys should leave it clean without all the fighting,
every one has his own team

Tmoni's team below:-
Using a 4 - 2 - 3 - 1 formation,

GK - Van der sar

RB- Bosingwa
CB- Vidic
CB- Ferdinand
LB- Ashley Cole

DM - Essien
DM - Mascherano

RM - Aaron Lennon
CM - Stevie G
LM - Ronaldo

CF - Torres

Subs-

GK - Pepe Reina
RB - Glen Johnson
CB - Jamie Carragher
CM - Young Cesc Fabregas
CF - Wayne Rooney

Manger - Tony Mowbray , that team is expected to win even if a cricket coach manages them

How come i have this feeling that Man Utd would be congratulated again next season!!!!!

@Poster, I think you should change the name of the topic,

many people would think "A Subway" is actually an Underground Network of Trains instead of a sandwhich place

Would Subway (An Eatery) Be Sucessful in Nigeria would be better IMHO


@Topic, it might not be that succesful cos Nigerians associate bread/ sandwhiches with Breakfast and tend to eat really heavy at Lunch

U know if Oyinbo eat 6 inch bacon, meatballs and jalapeneos sandwhich with southwestern sauce (My favourite) with Walkers crips, they are ok for the lunch,

Compare that to Amala & Gbegiri with assorted meat that a guy would devour at lunch in Naija

Anyways, best of luck with ur business,

this is really sad, very disheartening


was this not the guy that was probing people and i kinda believed in d whole thing

well, same ol Nigeria, same ol Story

nobody to be trusted

Fletcher not to play in the CL finals

Upheld by bloody Platini and his Foolish, stupid, severe wanking cronies,


On the brighter side, Abidal & Dani Alves are also out
And with some luck, Henry & Iniesta also out

Then we take Barca to the cleaners and revenge for whole of England _{although its a Man U trophy}

b - 472



where is Team B, hope not on d bench,

b - 470

b - 468