₦airaland Forum

Fitz22:
Thats what happens when you date the wrong guy. They re after your cash or family cash.

Hoodbilonia:
Do u know why am mad rhyt now
All those accidented cars wey don turn to tornado accident babanla copart wid all end up in naija
Very soon ladipo wud be filled up
And some wud be panel beat,neatly and cooly oven baked non identical coparts
Dnt be suprised to see them on naija roads soon

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AllHailBiafra:
He is the same person you're begging for yoonity to be in the same country with you animal in the zoo.

AllHailBiafra:
I already passed her a message on her Twitter handle telling her that her proposed resignation on Friday 7th of June will never be a relief from her current emotional and spiritual chastisements until BIAFRA is totally restored; and that if she by any chance dies without ensuring the success of that goal, then all her generations will continue to pay for all her evil against BIAFRA. If she's able to remember that I sometime ago told her that she will go down in shame and disgraced through that BREXIT, and that my very account were indefinitely banned by Twitter minutes later till this moment, now my message to her is about to come to pass amidst another message to her. It's only a matter of time.

forghon:
Road safety's meat

MJBOLT:

na firewar motor be this.they use to carry rice,turkey,chicken etc from seme border

arenterprise:
Praise the Lord

All the women prime ministers in the UK have always been useless. In the end a man will have to fix the mess she created just like Margret Thatcher

KenOne:
When Osun and presidential judgement goes the way of APC i hope these set of useless people will commend the appeal and supreme court and the judiciary at large.

Same supreme court gave judgement today on Ekiti election in favour of APC but these useless people are silent they've refused to commend the supreme court and the judiciary.

Democracy is no more under threat or in danger because PDP won the case in Zamfara.

Ayodele70:
Theresa May has bowed to intense pressure from her own party and named 7 June as the day she will step aside as Conservative leader, drawing her turbulent three-year premiership to a close.

Speaking in Downing Street, May said it had been “the honour of my life” to serve as Britain’s second female prime minister.

Her voice breaking, she said she would leave “with no ill will, but with enormous and enduring gratitude to have had the opportunity to serve the country I love”.

The prime minister listed a series of what she said were her government’s achievements, including tackling the deficit, reducing unemployment and boosting funding for mental health.

But she admitted: “It is and will alway remain a matter of deep regret to me that I have not been able to deliver Brexit.”

May’s announcement came after a meeting with Graham Brady, the chair of the backbench 1922 Committee – which was prepared to trigger a second no-confidence vote in her leadership if she refused to resign.

Her fate was sealed after a 10-point “new Brexit deal”, announced in a speech on Tuesday, infuriated Tory backbenchers and many of her own cabinet – while falling flat with the Labour MPs it was meant to persuade.

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/05/theresa-may-announces-her-resignation-as-british-prime-minister.html

MissJoy29:
Well, It is or rather, was kinda private.

MissJoy29:
Hi...long time. There was a time I needed to ask you something & I gave you a mention but you didn't reply.

ibkayee:
Only circumstances beyond your control would be a case of rape or sperm theft, spare me abeg lol

trapQ:
And circumstances beyond control can't make women have multiple baby daddies.

Listen there is no circumstances beyond control of anything here. Anyone with multiple babies from different partners outside wedlock is promiscuous and irresponsible.

ibkayee:
People go on about ’oloshos’ but there’s also nothing more off-putting than a guy slanging his dick around carelessly to the point of getting MULTIPLE different women pregnant. Yuck

jaxxy:
I admire tinubu’s work tho there’s alot yet to be done even with Lagos bt he is only good for his regional politics where he understands the traditions and customs. Tinubu doesn’t understand how the north or east think like obasanjo so he can’t handle them. Let him stick to the sw and Lagos pls. Osinbanjo can’t be president either. He’s too loyal to tinubu than to the country.

A president must be sm1 who can’t be tossed left or right by any godfather.

Fixedgames1275:
See below

fiizznation:
Tinubu has been nursing his presidential ambition for many years now. He will be the one contesting in 2023 and not osinbanjo. The support he gives buhari, fayemi becoming the governor's forum chairman, the strong political alliances he is busy building with some northern governors, the Lawan and femi factors, etc. Honestly if tinubu emerged as Nigerian president in 2023, the man will earn a great respect from me because I like people that are smart and very calculative.

PS. I won't vote for him when the time comes but it will really interest me to see how he will achieve his presidential ambition. Hopefully I might learn one or two lessons

pretty16:
Wow. So he has only one wife? Beautiful. With 3 daughters?. That's amazing. Wow! Some go don dey find another wife to born boy. Hmmmm!

fiizznation:
I think godfatherism is not that bad. An example of good godfatherism is tinubu and his numerous successors. From fashola to this current fella whom I believe will do a marvelous job as governor of Lagos state. Well is safe to say godfatherism has produced competent leaders who strove hard to work for their people. I give it to bola tinubu on this.

Nairaobserver:
What has former BBnaija housemate Tobi over cuteness got to do with fasting. Please if looking at tobi fine pictures will make you muslim ladies to break your fast please block him.

See screenshot and Tobi reactions below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/05/your-pictures-can-let-us-break-our-fast.html

Ninethmare:
I returned back to the east after NYSC on December 2018, but instead of going home I got a place to stay in Anambra state.

The girls in Anambra are just beautiful that it will be hard for you not to take a second look

I sworn that I will never cheat on my Fiancé cause I love her so much and wouldn't want to hurt her


After like three weeks in Awka konji was killing me, Meanwhile babe is somewhere very far doing a program in her field

On January 23rd A friend came around and was suggesting us visiting one of the brothels in Awka. I was initially not interested, so he suggested I just escort him there and sit at the bar until he was done. I said cool that's fine.

So he went in with one of the girls, I was just taking some drinks when a very beautiful prostitute passed, instead of John Thomas to relax, him foolishly stand.

After negotiations we entered

Just because it's be quite a while I just dey use my power on the babe, all of a sudden what I noticed was "Condom done burst"

I noticed late and believe me the girl wasn't bothered, I was like "you carry anything? ".

She was like no I am fine. for my mind I was like "even if she get she will still say no"

I immediately ran to a chemist and asked for Ciprofloxacin, bought it then I left leaving my friend behind cause that dude can taste like three different girls in one night

Two weeks later I was sick of fever, that same week joint pains, fatigue, headache, in fact my neck was hurting.

I opened goggle searched about symptoms of HIV, what I was got me more scared. I was like so this girl dash me HIV free of charge, no wonder she wasn't feeling remorsed when the condom busted.

Fear gripped me, I started thinking Lord what have I done.
Lord I am sorry
Forgive me and don't let me pay so heavy for my mistake.

Fast forward till 10th May 2019

I went to the hospital to do some test

I did hepatitis, Liver function test, typhoid, malaria, I wanted to do HIV but I was scared I decided not to.

Two days later I went back to get the test result.

Hepatitis-Negative
Malaria-positive
typoid-Negative
Liver function test - A little above normal(doc said no need to worry)

20th May I decided to go to Owerri to do the HIV test in case I was positive so nobody will know me. in fact I didn't use my real name when filling the HIV form.

After the long discussion the counselor will give, then it was time to Carry out the test.

My hands and feets were shaking. the counselor noticed and he said even if you have it there are ARVs for you to live healthy (I was like God just forgive me, I know I have failed)

As soon as he took my blood, I stood up wrote my number on a shot of paper and said Sir please send the result to me via sms, he was just staring at me while I left.

I left and went to a bar sitting and waiting for the result via sms

After 20mins I got a test. my heart was beating when I opened it what I saw was "Your HIV test result says you are negative, always protect yourself but remember abstinence is the best".

I was so happy but I Needed to confirm it again, so I returned back to Awka that same day.

Today being 22nd May 2019, I went to Medical Center Amaku to confirm.

I went in after every every I was confirmed negative. happiness from no where came over me.

As I was leaving I looked towards the special clinic and saw crowd of HIV positive persons waiting to get ARVs, and I was like what if I had tested positive is this how I will disgrace myself and my family.

I opened a trend previously asking if HIV persons can join the military. This is because my uncle is making sure I join the Nigeria Prison service. I would have been disgraced if I tasted positive.

I have sworn that from this day I will never have sex till I get married. cause I am planning to get married next year God willing.

So my friends try to know your status today.

You might be scared but just know that only test can confirm your status.


So when last did you check your status?

Reeses:
Stop whining to much bob and fix your damn shithole.who exactly are you flexing that muscle for? no visa means no Visa calm down already....

anonimi:
Does anyone force Nigerians to partake in the "gamble"
Who could be this person forcing Nigerians? Do you know?