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LuciferKoran:
Why did she have to lie about herself?
If she can lie about something as stupid as her ass just for marriage then she can lie about the paternity of his kids.



By the way, if he married her for ass is it bad?
Don't people marry for money & position too?

I actually advise people to marry based on sexual attraction because when boredom sets into your marriage that's the end.

Forget all that "intelligence, hardworking, good cook, wife material" BS they tell you to sound moral.

When making the decision on who to marry whether for male or female, the only question should be;
Can I still be fvcking this person in 10 years' time?

If your answer is Yes, ride on.
If it is No, run away.

Sex is the foundation of any marriage.



*spits

When my thread on this made fpage some years back ladies dey ask for my head.

Sexual attraction is a deal sealer for me.

chiommy123:
He's not ready for marriage

lame comment.

otipoju:
Egbon e kam down.
Dont label what you cant see.
If you indeed went to any Nigerian School and you know how to read and write OT no suppose dey coded to you. Unless sey you dull.

I dull gan.

otipoju:
Naaa. Open your eyes and ears and know much about your environment so that you can survive.

Ori e ti gba le.

All you cultists must pay in one way or the other latter in life.....especially those involved in a lose of life either directly or indirectly.

I have friends that were cultists in school and they are presently paying in funny ways.

Even a popular comedian is presently down with brain tumour but people won't know it is nemesis.

Herdsmen:
Belike Dem suspend student Union...

Swear...na to invade that oui .. flog Dem like fools wey Dem be..

Be long I left Ife...
Cultism exist even on campus...

Most union members dey...

But you don't mess around campus...
Every frat get Ap inside school ...but na merriment..

If matter dey...off campus dey..

So many matters back then...but na off camp...
Na dey coded rule ...
Cos patrons dey game too..

If you know ...you know

Awon elegbe okuku po ni forum yii.

Thank GOD for facelessness.

otipoju:
While i dont take this threat lightly...i know for sure that if OAU students are attacked and killed on campus...
it will mark the beginning of the end for so many things in this country. OAU is no ordinary school.

Also i am suprised that BAN boys can stoop so low to this public show of shame. If it is Zlatan your brother that offended yall why not haul him on your deck. Why in the precense of highlanders and juws.

And the eye had the guts to threaten the Nigerian army as well. Them get bom boy pass una, dem get brothers pass una, ruggedity is their DNA. Hope sey money plenty for una account..because this market wey una wan price soo.

I still believe its a prank message sha. Sailors don't cap and handle business like this. They are a cool headed lot.

May peace reign...it is far better than war.

Fellow cultist...see slangs.

yeman2012:
prodigal son back home dont worry buhari is not yet back we are all doing fine..we missed you

Ugly meme

ugochukwufrenzy:
I don't understand.why is he making it sound as if a man can just decide to be jobless.in a country where the rate of unemployment is on the high side,who derives joy in being jobless...abeg,make I hear word!!

Old age don dey worry this man. As if there is job security...

The question now is.."What if the guy marries while he was gainfully employed and latter loses his job after marriage,"

Should the lady leave him?

Joblessness is relative and he should learn how to present his lopsided sermon.

EzegeNG:
Below is a trending video of an Indian man on crutches, who was nabbed with cocaine concealed inside his leg and wrapped with bandage.

According to reports, the man has been into the business for a very long time, but this time he ran out of luck.

The man after his arrest, automatically became humble and cold knowing the penalty is faced with.

Internet users who reacted to the video, were shocked to their marrows with the quantity and way the man concealed the drugs and his level of forgetfulness on what he would face if he gets caught.

Watch the video
https://zenithnaija.com/man-on-crutches-nabbed-with-drugs-inside-his-leg-in-saudi-arabia-photos/

The way they go take commot his head no be for shereshere.

delugajackson:
Bullshiit. Only a man with no plans for his life and future will only think of sex. How do you even think of sex when you've got no money to feed yourself, your wife and children, abi na sex una children go chop? Sex is not food, but only a means to an end.

By the way, who made it a rule for men to be responsible for a woman's sexual satisfaction? With the type of boring sex y'all punish men with. You expect a man to take you to cloud 9 but yet you frustrate all his efforts by laying back like a bag of beans and spreading your legs like frozen chicken. You crave for warm massage, neck kisses, ear licking, pre-intimacy, sweet romance, cunnilingus, hot sex and finally, orgasm, but at the end of the day, the man ain't getting nothing in return. Don't you women think men also deserve that level of satisfaction? Why does everything have to be in favour of women? This lady's statement proves that women are selfish creatures who only care for themselves and themselves alone.

I will give you a thousand likes for this.

I have pondered over this too. Many ladies are sexually boring and I mean serious boredom in the room..very lazy without any spice...

Some call men 40secs men, 2minutes noodles yet they fail to understand that they also have a role to play in keeping the man erect.

Now I agree that Nigeria is a zoo.

This is beyond any logical reasoning.

lefulefu:
haba dis is too much

See who i call to come settle fight...

lefulefu:
hope u and saffi no be pt2 of tonto dike and churchill

The girl abi nah woman don dey on top my matta on nairaland no be today.

Abeg help me ask am wettin she want make she talk am...

Nobodyperson:
Disgrace to motherhood.
Based on how women are turning out, I believe it's only sensible to abort any female child my wife might try to conceive

Were

Saffi:
What about the the old wrinkled saggy balls between your legs that you have over used? A 40+ Year old man has no place to talk, you are practically useless If you have no money, no reasonable young woman will date you without money involved. You just behave too much like an agbaya.

Lefulefu biko come free me from this troll wey wan die on top my matta.

Ok Saffi I give up..i will make you one of my legit concubines....

Hope that is ok by you cos I can see how strongly you are obsessed with me and for you to see me crushing on another babe can be psychologically traumatic.

IntrovertedK:
This cuppy get breast sha.

And not just anyhow boobs but a fine one.

It's difficult to see a lady with nice boobs...many don deform.

My spec

deavicky:
Na that church twerking start from nah.i remember those days my friends and I go seat on fence to watch them dance on Sunday morning instead of going to church. At the end of the day we are satisty with the dance we watch.

It's because many churches are so timid and unresponsive to praise songs.

In celestial church you will See many fusion of gangan and other nice musical instruments and you can't help but dance in any way you can.

bellotaofeek:
Celestial church is for Olosho and Gee boys. End Time church

See judgement coming from Jesus the Messaih.

Arindin.

NairaMedia:
Nigerians reacts after white garment church members spotted twerking heavily in during church service.

Video shared by comedian Alibaba, spark mixed reactions by some webs users and celebrities.

Watch Video:

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/05/white-garment-church-members-spotted.html

Dirty minds...

There is liberty in GOD'S presence. That is just a simple dance


Go to some African countries and see serious waist whining and you go bow...all nah dance biko.

PaulAris:
Wow, I like this.
How did you do the Google image search, please?

I have used it to burst many scammers.

Very handy feature.

Frances95:
I never had a reason to think about this but my husband complains a lot about how he has never seen me cum.
Actually, I enjoy sex but this cumming stuff is bothering me. Are there things I'm supposed to do cos my husband has tried his best to make me experience this but it's not working
Is this normal or something else is involved.
Please ur advises is really needed

When next you make love and you feel like seeing....dont hold it but squirt it out....that is cumming.

IamPlato:
Lol... Funny Enough His Thread Made Front Page... These Mods Sha

You can't blame the mods.

Akinolabadurs:
I will like to thank everyone for there contrubutions so far.i am really pleased to know am not the only one in this.thank you all once again.
And for those that asked of my picture. Well, here it is.
P.S. my grand mom is from Niger.

I knew I was not wrong when I asked for your pics on the fake story thread you created.

Arindin akindanidani

suremoney48:
yes

Another craze person.


So you will waste your time to create a new nairaland ID just to get banned after dropping this?

Edegbaivictor61:
See below

Bro i understand you are hustling but dont you think it is foolishness for you to lack simple common sense to know the type of threads to drop this?

Your foolishness will never make anyone patronize you but will rather portray you as a desperado that lacks common sense.

Please stop this madness and be selective on the thread you drop this.

I thought i had something to write but my fingers just failed...............................

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! the heart of men

PhenomenalMorgan:
Nobody stopped her from experiencing "healing"
The thing is that she is no longer "healing" she has become a toxic nuisance to Nigeria's social cyberspace!!!

Her way of healing bro...Allow her biko.

Akinolabadurs:
Am tall,. Lean muscles (skinny type), curly hair, and am fresh (i look like a black american) Its been bothering me for a while now.

Even with the fact that am an extremely handsome guy and am quite intelligent, i mean i would speak well about any topic you bring up.

But i have never had a girl friend....no matter any clique i walk with, chances are i will be the finest but even with that girls keep running from me even though i usually get compliment(on my looks) from some.

My friends would usually tell me that many girls are crushing on me, i dont usually sense that though. But when i finally get to talk to them they usually seem uninterested. One once told me i have a bad boy's look.

Please, guys what could be the problem? P.S today's own almost broke me.am really sad.

Pictures or ...

Ciaos:
So people no see or hear him own video abi wetin. Hmmmmmm!!!

This was why people ere abusing Tonto because they just felt she woke up to spill the dirty beans to Daddy freeze.

Even hen i quoted this on a thread some lame people were writing trash.

JejeNaija:
In Felas voice "Me and you no dey for the same category".

I'm sure you were probably in primary school when I was still in your category but now I know better that there is nothing like love except that of GOD towards humans.

Nevertheless, i am happy for you but Just pray that situation or condition that brought the spark remains intact else you go remember this comment.

This your thread just inspires me to write a new thread titled..

"When you weigh your options"..im certain it will make front page and maybe you will learn a thing or two.

My advise for you is to increase your hustle..Abeg make I sleep.

JejeNaija:
Let's use this opportunity to go down memory lane and share that moment when we first met that special person in our lives today.

For me it was one crazy weekend I had just attended a friends birthday party so I was heading home when I noticed one nice looking out door kind of bar & restaurant and I observed they were selling Nkwobi and isi ewu which I love so much so I decided to stop by. I sat alone, took a bottle of beer and a plate of nkwobi. There was a nice young friendly lady who served me but my mind wasn't into any thing woman that day. When I was done and paid my bills, I was about leaving when I noticed some old school classmates I hadn't seen in a while and they asked me to join their table for a while which I obliged to. They were being served by another beautiful sweet looking girl that had this breathe taking smile. As she came to take my order and was just smiling, I just couldn't hold the attraction I instantly had on her. It was so obvious and being that she could tell she just kept smiling anytime our eyes come in contact with each other.

After few drinks with my friends I told them I had to leave so I called the girl to get me the bills for the drinks I ordered for myself and my friends. She then brought a chair and sat very close to me while she was calculating the bills. When she was done I passed my phone to her and told her to give me her number because I would love to take her on a date. Without hesitating and still giving those beautiful smile she gave me her number and I flashed her phone just to be sure this is not a one chance.
So before I left I passed the money for my bills to one of my friends so they can just pay everything together with the stuffs they had already taken before I joined them. As I was leaving I noticed the girl hurriedly walked up to me and asked about the bills I was suppose to pay so I told her that I had passed the money to my friend so they pay all the bills together and she said that's fine. Then she said the next day was actually her off day so I could call her if I want to see her, and I was like wow, of course I will definitely want to see you.

Next day we went on a date, a very romantic date for sure and it was crazy. After that the rest became history. Two years gone by and we have a beautiful baby together now. Still having a beautiful relationship and now a family together.

It is God oooo.

How was yours like?

Which one is love of your life? Taarh! Which love?
Just ask.."How did you meet your present "lover"