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Lalas247:
I am weak ..

So we now have fake beard....

but it’s sexy sha
Toks2008 u n this ur lips ...... let me not say what I’m thinking

I actually love that very thing you are thinking...infact I love it more than that thing sef..expecially FS.

Kai! My wife don jam.

Nigerians looking for who to pour their frustrations on.

Though the timing of his comments is wrong but he was only pointing out the gross hypocrisy of PEP who called for national mourning.

ibkayee:
Wealthy guy

I'm not saying having a beard trumps everything else, I'm saying it increases attractiveness

I like your sincerity.. in my opinion,make good money...that is what matters. Beards don't pay the bills.

pocohantas:
Money doesn't make you most handsome.
It just makes it easier to tolerate your ugliness.

i.e, rather than sit at home all day, staring at your ugly face. I can go shopping with your money. You dig?

Chai!

ibkayee:
Lol A LOT, it can make A LOT of difference

A beardless wealthy guy or bearded broke guy?

Choose.

pocohantas:
Tokunbo, are you showing us your beards or your lips?

Anyone you choose to notice

I don't know if this is true for other countries but in Naija there is just one sign.

HAVE GOOD MONEY and true love will find you.

Certitude:
Everyone thinks I keeps beards to look cool. I don't like it but keeping it is kinda a lesser evil.

I don't usually keep beards but there was a time in my life when I was stressed out psychologically and I just left my facial hair to grow but amazingly almost all my lady friends were virtually begging me to leave my beards and I was confused....one even threatened to stop talking to me if I remove it lol!

So that was how I just left the beards o but I still don't like the ojukwu type...i love it well trimed.

But let's face it...who beards epp?

Freeze made sense but just as someone here hinted..there is a possibility that the blood suckers changed tactics.

Let us just pray to avert any further evil occurrence.

alertness:
hahahahha it's pitiable some folks are not destined to grow beards no matter what they apply how hard they try whilst some grow later at old age.There's nothing you can do about it.The best bet is to wait for your time and if it does not eventually sprout,then take it as fate....
I think some women arguably prefer beardless men?A vast num of them

My older brother who is in his mid 40s don't have any hair at all..very funny.people always think I'm older lol.

What many ladies don't know is that we actually don't love beards but we keep it cos it is very stressful to take it off often.

lalas247 come and see something.

Wiseandtrue:
The combo go make sense die!


Peter Obi is an achiever!

My thoughts too

Beey:
Are you born again yourself?

Heaven bound,tongues speaking confirmed believer in christ and redeemed by the precious blood of the lamb.

So let me also ask you..."Are you born again yourself?"

Pneumonoultra:
Have you personally seen anyone who says he or she sins because of the grace of God ?

See, grace is the reason why sin shall not have dominion over us.

I remember a pastor who told a lady he was committing adultery with that he has a special grace.

Yes no one says he/she sins because there is grace but it is a subliminal thought that creeps in...as believers in Christ we know there is a special grace that covers any yet to commit sin but some people just take it for granted.

We are not perfect and we all sin from time to time but GOD sees our minds and we also know when we are taking GOD's grace for granted.

post=68914655:
MY LIFE BELONGS TO JESUS!!

Good to know

Pipedreams:
Jobless fool. Continue living off your sisters no go hustle ur own. Instead of u to live a low key life cos we know you don't work or have anything you hustled for to call your own but instead ur loud ,proud and shameless. Better hide ur face. Car Linda, house Linda very soon Linda go baff for you.

Savage truth.

Let me pretend this is not true.
*Exits thread*

TheAngry1:
Some people are saying this girl get big behind, I laugh. This tiny thing? the day some of you visit South Africa, especially KwaZulu-Natal, you will know that Naija and Ghanaian girls, plus aunty Kim Kardashian, are learners

Big behind is a norm in S.A..

They are not usually pretty but that backside will balance a glass of water.
.it's a natural gift to the black ladies there as well as the mixed.

Their shape is a killer.

gurnam:
The same yansh some good for nothing cultists dey fuccck in school then ?

Haaa! Another revelation...Are you guys sure you are not making this up?

How sure are You?

Captainmudi:
social sciences lecturer wey no bleep am na gay.
All man bleep.. She's now looking for attention and Fb likes

Nothing is hidden in this world.

EntertainingYou:
It’s not every woman you came across fits to get married to, some might look good physically but bad inside while there is the other way round.

Here are the 10 types of women you shouldn’t consider marrying;

1. The Chatterbox

This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

2. The Desperate Chick

This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out.

She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner.

3. The Overly-Critical Woman

Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards.

Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world.

This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.

4. The High Maintenance Chick

If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times.

She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury, don’t even bother.

5. The Clingy Girl

This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior.

This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.

6. The Bimbo

This type of woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom.

This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth.

Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad.

The majority of girls you see on the streets.

7. The Club Girl

Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age.

They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for.

The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street.

A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.

8. The Gold Digger

The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on.

Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore.

These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated.
Fortunately, you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

9. The Club Girl

Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age.

They have beautiful faces with full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for.

The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on the street.

A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed in the morning.

10. The Feminist

This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society.

It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”.

You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do will always be negative to her.



Source:https://www.newsvilla.com.ng/2018/03/02/men-please-dont-ever-consider-marrying-these-10-types-of-women-true-facts/

Just tell guys not to marry any lady.

Captainmudi:
I wonder why she's complaining, while it was fucking that made her graduate from UNN last year..
And the used her fat bum to get posted to Akwa ibom govt house. She's just looking for attention cos I know she must have slept with house of assembly members in Uyo

Haaaaa! See revelations.

labake1:
Orisi risi
Orisi risi
God will save us from womaniser.
Must a lady offer something to get a job?
Must a female student sleep with a male lecturer to pass a course?
The way society is tagging woman as an inferior is turning to something else.
MEN STOP BEING A MALE CHAUVINIST! !!

She is an attention seeker..

There is no big if his boss approached her for an affair...its for her to accept or reject..she is not the first and won't be the last...rubbish.

In most cases it is the same ladies that will be flaunting their sexuality upandan In the office.

I remember a young lady I employed in 2001..she was practically throwing herself at me with her seductive corporate wears and I had to warn her.

Let her carry attention seeking tactics somewhere else abeg.

Fabjulia:
Hello guys!

My name is juliana orji. I'm an aspiring 3D animator. I've also being involved with web design and programming.
I participated in the tecno #lightupyourdream2018 contest and I've been nominated to win 1 million naira to kick start my business idea.

My dream is to create an animation studio that will gather young aspiring 3D animators around the country to achieve a common goal. I want to turn this dream into a reality and I am calling on each on of us on this community to help me win the required funds.

You can simply do this by following this link below and commenting my name 'Juliana princess orji' on the post. Thanks guys as you help me win this.

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Done and I wish you success.

freeze001:
The problem of this country is outright refusal to implement laws n policies to ensure compliance. Every appointee of govt and d govt itself is for sale. At the sight or possible opportunity to acquire dirty wealth, they undermine every system in place either through nepotism, rent-seeking, incompetence or just outright myopia and wickedness.

After all this grandstanding will they pass the law? After that will it be implemented? Shïthole cesspit called Nigeria.

You will do well as an activist.

dominique:
So he is proud to show us that his mum is still hawking on the streets while he is enjoying his life in the UK. May God not make me have a child like this.

Tantafo...so how does meeting with the queen translate to enjoyment for him in the U.K..

Things are not what it seems to be most times.

ChiefAzubuike:
So meeting Queen Elizabeth II is an achievement to be proud of? Two years ago I met the crown princess of Japan Masako Owada during my trip to Nagoya . We had dinner together. Its was no big deal to me because I've met with big public figures like her before.

One man's inconsequential is another man's miracle.

id911:
Atiku our incoming President, may God bless you. Our country will soon experience peace, prosperity and progress when you become our president and C-in-C from next year. We are praying for your success at the polls


I wish the outgoing President Mohammedu Buhari, who is a failure from birth, happy retirement


2019 is his Excellency, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar year. Think a new Nigeria! Think Atiku 2019!!
Join us let's make a new Nigeria possible...

snap a blank shot of your PVC and upload it...E warrior.

Rosay15:
That's so rude of her cus I don't think wat he said is too much... Some ladies sha..huh

She must be a nairalander.