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firstking01:
I mean, pretend asif your finance has gone shipwrecked or sour and see if she 'll still be going all sushy with you....




Now, this has been one trick that's been working wonders on nigerian ladies and bringing out the slayness in them...



N:B....We do not just create threads to tarnish the image of ladies but we do these cos so far we 've been in existence it's all we 've been seeing and as young and prospective barchelors that we are, until ya lots come out to convince us to think otherwise and understand that God in His almightiness and wisdom while creating adam did not attach anything monetary or substancial to his hands before adam became a living being, and that's why he told adam to tend and keep the garden....



In essence to the above assertion, we were both created and born in like manner, so, ladies get up and work....


Shout out to the self reliant and independent women out there eventhough i'm still wishing to meet one.


Goes back to bed with my headphone listening to lean on me by michael bolton.

R.I.P Dude...I hope you are in heaven now.

chudyprince:
people with flat foot are rejected even during recruitment, read most of the criteria in recruiting exercise you will find out what am saying

This is not even about recruitment into armed forces but the stigma that cones with it for the lady when it comes to marriage.

shinarlaura:
Never heard of something like this before. Flat feet

Laura it is really an issue our mothers take very seriously and many ladies with this condition are at the risk of experiencing failed relationships if they are unfortunate to date guys from some tribes who believe in this myth.

phintohlar:
i think have heard it before & my grandma also do say that any woman who has "ese osi meji" (2 left feet) is a bad luck

This is exactly why I created this thread cos of the anomaly surrounding this issue.

I don't usually believe in stuffs like this but we live in a strange world which gives room to strange myths.

jhudit:
The feet attached is that of a man seff, yet it's women that bring the bad luck. The women with over curved feet badlucking their men nko?

Modified...

This is a very serious matter and it has really caused so much problems.

Luckygurl:
Y'know!!
I had to search for the meaning of flat foot when I saw the thread.
Never seen such or perhaps haven't taken note of it.

Guys could suffer from this too, right?

Yes but they lay the emphasis on a lady having it and in fact most mothers from the south western region in Nigeria will go against their sons marrying a lady with such feet.

Flat feet (also called pes planus or fallen arches) is a postural deformity in which the arches of the foot collapse, with the entire sole of the foot coming into complete or near-complete contact with the ground.

Some tribes in Nigeria and beyond believe that a lady with this condition usually brings bad luck for the man if he marries her and this has caused many break ups in a seemingly blissful union.

In fact it is a common practise that before a lady enters the house of the man after the wedding ceremony,the lady's feet are washed and the relatives of the groom usually take a meticulous look at her feet for this condition and once they notice she has a flat feet,they automatically consider her a bad omen and this is why our parents usually check out their sons fiancee for this condition.

I personally think its mere flimsy superstition and i don't believe it is associated with bad luck but many people especially the elders in some parts of the world will not want their sons to marry any lady with this condition.

So I ask;is there anything wrong with any lady with a flat feet?,is it truly a sign of bad luck from the lady?

Let's have your opinion.

henrylowe:
I have been having this problem for a very long time and I decided to bring it up for people to advise me

Each time I see lady's underwear (especially bra) on the wire, it triggers sex provoking thoughts and before the blink of an eye, I begin to have erec'tion especially in public places. This is something that I have been harboring for a very long time because most people you tell your secrets will only laugh at you

I remember when my neighbour washed her underwear and hung it on the wire, I busy was starring at her underwears when she caught me with my erec'ted joystick that almost evacuated from boxers.

It has even gone worse that my joystick begins to er'ect each time I ear the word 'bra". Last week, I went to Ikotun market to buy some clothes when I overhead a random young lady asking a cloth seller if she sells bra. Upon hearing the word "bra", my joystick almost pierced my trouser and I was so embarrassed that I had to leave the market before angry mob descended on me.

Sometimes, I feel this is a spiritual problem and sometimes I feel it's just has to do with my uncontrollable hormones

Guys, what could really be wrong with me?

Cc: Lalasticlala, Tosyne2much, Toks2008, Cutehector

Honestly this is a very hard one and I won't try to tell you what I don't know...

Just try and tune off your mind anytime you are in such a situation. ..

You may just think about something that will put you off like you contracting HIV from the owner of the bra or underwear or something terrible in the past that happened to u...I guess this will instantly relieve the impending erection.

By the way what's your genotype?

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folakemigeh:
Very fine couple, the girl particularly is such an amazing beauty..


May God bless your union


I just can't wait to get married

It will come sooner than you expect if you don't also mind a low key wedding.

Obierika:
What if this guy ends up not marrying her?

My point exactly....and I have a strong believe that he won't cos Juliet as far as I am concerned is sexually loosed judging from her carelessness in dating other guys in the past and foolishly flaunting them just for them to dump her.

No matter how she tries to make herself look too sexy,she remains a single mum and a divorcee hence the need for her to think deep and stop fooling around before it's too late for her.

This lady is one of the most shameless celebrities I have ever known...flaunting "a boyfriend" at her age after leaving her marriage for no cogent reason....

Most ladies(not all) born within February 19 to march 20 ,are very unreasonable when it comes to romantic affairs...take me up and I will give you facts....its not their fault...they are just naturally unreasonable

Can't find the words to use.

auntysimbiat:
I don't think so

I see...
I guess this is a good one for the night...cc:lalasticlala

Karlovich:
and the " I am that I am", alpha and omega couldn't save them right in his presence. Rip to the zealots

One of the most common arguments atheists challenge Christians with is the so-called “problem of pain.” If there’s an all-powerful, loving God, why do bad things happen? Well, the believer can turn right around and challenge the atheist: “In your worldview, by what standard do you define good or bad things?”
Let me enlighten you a bit..GOD will be GOD no matter what and while death is a big deal to humans,God sees it as home coming because to God it is our soul that matters and not the body.
Death is the consequence of being born and everyone must die in one way or the other....GOD was God when Stephen was stoned to death,when the disciples were killed gruesomely.
God was God when Hitler killed thousands of Jews adwhe miions died in the past world wars.
Lastly,you must understand that 9 ,out of 10 cases of death are man made/error and that has nothing to do with who GOD is.
God does not promise to preserve our physical bodies during our earthly lives unless it serves His purposes and allows us to accomplish His will for us. We may die physically, but only God has charge over our soul and He has promised to preserve our souls.
As i wrote earlier,the way we humans see death is not the same with how GOD sees it. If no human or earthly specie died sibce the days of Adam i guess you and i willl not be here and whether you like it or not,one day you and i must die by any means to give room for new humans cos birth and death must be balanced and even if half of the world population die this moment, GOD WILL STILL BE GOD.

simplex2:
God didn't show any compassion on those that came to worship him? The almighty God, begining and the end, alpha and omega, I am that I am, the all knowing all loving omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent omnicapable omnipowerful omni-omni everything God?

Park one side my dear. If you as a human can show compassion on strangers, you need to ask the basic question why won't the all loving father show a little concern over his children. Just a little concern.

One of the most common arguments atheists challenge Christians with is the so-called “problem of pain.” If there’s an all-powerful, loving God, why do bad things happen? Well, the believer can turn right around and challenge the atheist: “In your worldview, by what standard do you define good or bad things?”

Let me enlighten you a bit..GOD will be GOD no matter what and while death is a big deal to humans,God sees it as home coming because to God it is our soul that matters and not the body.

Death is the consequence of being born and everyone must die in one way or the other....GOD was God when Stephen was stoned to death,when the disciples were killed gruesomely.

God was God when Hitler killed thousands of Jews adwhe miions died in the past world wars.

Lastly,you must understand that 9 ,out of 10 cases of death are man made/error and that has nothing to do with who GOD is.

God does not promise to preserve our physical bodies during our earthly lives unless it serves His purposes and allows us to accomplish His will for us. We may die physically, but only God has charge over our soul and He has promised to preserve our souls.

As i wrote earlier,the way we humans see death is not the same with how GOD sees it. If no human or earthly specie died sibce the days of Adam i guess you and i willl not be here and whether you like it or not,one day you and i must die by any means to give room for new humans cos birth and death must be balanced and even if half of the world population die this moment, GOD WILL STILL BE GOD.

I will humbly advice the Igbo's to leave the north. Their lives are far much more important than their investments in the north.

They want Biafra...now is the time to agitate more And if anyone must be blamed,it should be KANU.

Reminiscing

Reminiscing.

Reminiscing.

TinaAnita:
I'm extremely ashamed of some ladies.
How can you lose your sense of reasoning at the mere mention of marriage? Who marriage Epp?

This goes beyond marriage...it's their greed that caused it...gold digging ladies.

adetayo234:
Why would these fine girls be paying someone for marriage?

My thoughts exactly when there are sweet guys everywhere looking for sweet ladies to marry .....nut then a closer look at the story revealed the fact that these ladies might just be gold diggers who ended up falling prey cos from the reports...the guy posed as a rich dude.

AceIDE:
hope it's fulfilling, how did you divert?

It was a case of square peg in a round hole.

I realized I had passion for entrepreneurship during my NYSC days as I just hated the sight of a microscope but would jump on anything I could market...so I never really switched but a case of wrong choice of course but it's a great course though as you can delve into many areas and easily set up a great medical diagnostic center.

shinarlaura:
Yeah.
Goodmorning. Am fine.
How was ur night?

It was great but lonely though...
Do have a splendid weekend my lady...

shinarlaura:

Speechless I guess..
How are you today?

Safiaa:
Moderate. 5-7 inches with a decent girth. Simple.

A lady has spoken...

tylesh:
What is schlong?

Google it.

froz:
The event of the unfortunate death of Nigeria’s Minister of State for Labour was due to an accident occasioned by a tyre blowout; the fact that in Nigeria nowadays we have many untrained drivers, it has become pertinent for us to write this.


There are 6 simple steps to take within a maximum of 2 minutes and you will be safe, these by the grace of God I have been familiar with for decades. They are as follow:

(1) DON’T PANIC in the event of a blowout, calm yourself down fast because your car will start misbehaving and you need to take charge.

(2) Hold FIRMLY to your steering wheel with both hand, NO VIGOROUS TURNING, as you concentrate on the road and your mirrors, in seconds study the movement pattern of the car. Your car will naturally swerve to the direction of the burst tyre.

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(3) Gradually take off your foot from the accelerator, DON’T EVER ATTEMPT TO PRESS THE BRAKES, IF YOU DO, YOU HAVE A 95% CHANCE OF A SOMERSAULT. The car will decelerate gradually while you concentrate on the road to avoid collision with any other road user.

(4) Disengage the gears of the car by shifting to neutral (N) as you still maintain a firm grip on the steering wheel and put your eyes on the road.

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(5) After a while depending on your initial speed, your car comes to a speed less than 60km/h when it is now safe to GRADUALLY apply the brakes and navigate to the sidewalk

(6) Ultimately, it is now safe to put the car to a complete stop and turn off the engine. You have just saved yourself and passengers from an untimely death.

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NOTE:
Of course, everyone in the car will be in a panic mode BUT this is NOT THE TIME TO LISTEN TO THEM, it is TIME TO CONCENTRATE.


SOURCE: https://brandspurng.com/what-to-do-when-you-have-a-tyre-blowout/

The best bet is to avoid over speeding...once that is prevented...you are good...I hardly go above 100 no matter what.

FreemanUYB:
How can I know if my own is small or big



Ngozi use to cry

But


Adanna will just be looking at me...

Point 6 comes to mind.

I studied microbiology for freaking 4years but today I am an e-commerce consultant..that's life for you.

AnonyNymous:
The op lifted some things from a post I made, lol. I felt like I was reading my own handwriting. But he made some really good points too, nice post.

Yeah you are right bro...saw the comments you made and I found it very insightful so i added it to the initial points...thanks for the intelligent comment.

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