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dollyjoy:
For those of us who aren't up to 25 nko.


Interesting thread.

You can grab a popcorn.

Jacksparr0w127:
I'm beginning to think I've lost my sense of humour



If of all problems facing Nigeria, battle for Jollof rice supremacy is the most important to VP, I'm afraid I'll have to give up on this government

Habba! please allow our VP express some sense of humour..

make we see more response biko.

Cherlene:
Aww, thank you.

I and my beautiful daughters, greet you and yours too.

Cherlene

I still dey expect..

henryhemon:
Yes!

Nna You fine die...abeg take am easy on our ladies o cos fine man wey like woman go do sotey come wound himself...

remain blessed bro.

Nomfanelo99:
SAys good just a lil cold . how's Nigeria

We still dey cope with change.

Cherlene:
Happy new month sir.
May Grace and Peace be multiplied unto you.

Cherlene

Amen my lady....you look ravishly sweet...my regards to your beautiful daughters and hubby.

Vanessa88:
Forgive my ignorance Mr Toks2008, but you were on the verge of tying the knots with one Americana lady like that early this year.. wetin happen?

Well! well! well! the truth is that she is one lady I really respect and would not mind settling with talking about MZLady39 cos she is such a lovely lady with a beautiful and caring soul but you know how it is when it comes to a Nigerian guy and American born bred lady getting involved in romance...too many doubts and any friendship without some level of trust is friendship in futility but nevertheless we are still great friends.

But as it stands...I still have an open mind towards a purposeful romance from any quarter but as they always say..."Qui Sera Sera"

Thanks for your observation.

Mimzyy:
Refiner ALAGA1(stubborn boy) toks2008 Thanks guys, happy New month

Thanks sweet...wishing you same.

Kolawole81:
I recently realise i may have TMAU, the worst thing that can ever happen to a man. I get ridiculed by my coworkers and I've heard insults from family members,( especially my mother) about my body odor. I've even had two coworkers spray perfume on me behind my back. My brother and sister cover there noses around me and sometimes avoid me altogether including my father. When I talk with my sister she puts medicated lip balm above her lip. When i am in tge midst of my friends every one lights a cigarette. I brush my teeth twice a day or after every meal and I shower two times a day. I practice good hygiene and I've changed my diet. But I've asked my sister and family if i smell and they say no. I've asked my ex-girlfriend and she is extremely honest with me and she said no. I've asked close friends of mine and they've said no. It seems to vary from time to time. Yet just yesterday on my way to buy fuel from the filling station : NOW LISTEN TO THIS..

He dropped the fuel pump, gave me a look of horror, what came out of his mouth was a shrieking cry of revulsion as he fled. People around the vicinity covered their noses and looked at me. All this despite the fact my car Windows were up. I hit the accerator on impulse to flee and almost rammed into a metal barrier. I ran home and began to cry., then I realised how stupid it was if me to cry, I locked all Windows and stuffed tissue paper to cover any hole, watched National Geographic all day, vowing never to leave my house ever again.Screw my job, I quit,


.....the thing is I can't smell anything bad. In fact, I smell the perfume I spray and the lotions and soaps I use. I've never had this problem before and I am very frustrated, disappointed, angry, paranoid and I can go on with a two page essay on how I feel. How am I suppose to function in the world if I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND REPULSE? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHY IS THAT PEOPLE MAKE THE FACES OR COVER THEIR NOSES BUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM DO YOU SMELL THEY LIE? YOUR HURTING MY FEELINGS BY THE THINGS YOUR DOING AND NOT LYING TO MY FACE WHEN I CONFRONT YOU............ I really can't smell anything bad about myself and truthfully I am withdrawing from family and friends and on the verge of committing suicide. Why should I have to cope with this problem I have no control over and expect the world to be understanding and compassionate................

I can't believe I broke a tear reading this.

Please check Google for solutions. ..you should find one...forget suicide.

I love this ASA with so much passion...my lady crush.

prettysassygirl:
U don see am before?you dey call am handsome abi are you judging based on pics

Lol!...you can actually judge a guy's look by his pics cos most guys don't do photo effects like ladies do....what you see is what you get.

Nomfanelo99:
thank you handsome

I'm good cutie..in fact I just dey take one eye dey look this your hot body but as you no dey naija make I just hold my side..

How's S.A and those ladies will powerful curves?

bigcp:
4k that shiit...Must a man get married?...so many young brothers wen i knw don decide not to get married...and I've seen so many happy brothers living their life without worries n HBP (ie WOMEN )...
why do i need to get married?...i can get a kid outside wedlock n i cn get what other married men are gettin for free...without stress....
the divorce rate nowadays is so 4kn high...and na d children de suffer am pass....so tell me why do i need a woman in my life.... (most women these days are demons....gold 4kn diggers....most don't care abt u but ur wealth...)
4k that shiit i rather be single and be happy than 2 be in these modern bondage called marriage with a worthless 9ja lady....I'm 4kn happy without a naggin biiitch in my life...LIFE IS REALLY SWEET WHEN U SURROUND UR SELF WITH UR LOVED ONES n HAPPY PPL... (FAMILY)...NOT BIITCHES...LIFE'S 2 SHORT 4 THAT

If I say I don't understand your point I will be a big liar.

As for me,it is my love for christ that has compelled me to make a decision to settle down considering my recent past bitter pill.

If I say I don't want to get married then I will be left with no other option but to sleep around with different ladies which is both a sin and very dangerous health and spiritual wise

Trust me,being single and free is sweet for a guy but the resultant effect is terrible....

Believe it or not...when you get to your late 30s and early 40s and still unmarried,you will realize the stigma and infact, the shame will be too much and when you get to your 50s, you will appreciate marriage good or bad.

henryhemon:
My tummy and your own which one big pass

Lol! when we see we go measure am.
btw are you the one on your dp?

Oyind17:
Hahaha.. Very cute

And I love your natural look too..
#teamnaturalbeauty

Omotayor123:
I'm here

Ifahia! you wey I Don dey eye since...take your time.

razzby:
There are still jobs for lazy people. If you are lazy, there is no need to get frustrated or commit suicide anymore. Getting a job is becoming very difficult day by day. The labour market is already very competitive. The hardworking are not getting jobs. How possible is it for the lazy ones to get a job? Apparently, we all have differences among each other. By nature, most people are very lazy owing to the fact that, 80% of people want quick money. Only a few really wants to work hard.

Writing: Writing is very cool when you do it at the comfort of your room or in a very friendly atmosphere. There are a thousand writing jobs on planet earth. There are different types of writing you can specialize in to make a good sum of money. Have you been wondering how much money writers make from Amazon and other writing sites? It’s mind-blowing. A lot has made a good fortune from writing. You should give it a try.


Vlogging: A lot of people stay at their comfort zone to make quality videos on youtube for people to watch and in turn make a good amount of money when people watch them. Isn’t that amazing? “I am lazy in nature; a 9-5 job won’t be easy for me. What should I do?” You should try vlogging. You are sure to make a good living from this if people are in dire need of your type of videos.

Social Media Expert: Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Reedit, Twitter among others are social media sites, organizations and companies need to use to get to reliable customers. A lot still undermine the power of social media. Few still don’t see the need of it in their business. As a social media expert, you can manage social media accounts at your comfort zone. When you personally have an account with so many followers, you would be contacted to do publicity for an event or a brand and you get paid in return. Applications have been created by programmers to make your work easy for you.

Blogging: Blogging has been a full time source of income for so many. A lot of people still think adsense is too populated by many bloggers. Yeah! It has but bloggers still make more than $100 monthly from it. You might want to read “How Bloggers Make Money”? All you need to do is find a good niche and keep the traffic coming. Do you have any products you want to sell or a service you want to render? You can use your blog to do all of that in your comfort zone.

The above types of jobs for lazy people will eliminate the stress of you moving from one place to another or you getting transferred from one office to another. You don’t have to answer to any boss or make yourself uncomfortable. These jobs for lazy people are the easiest means of making money. You don’t expect everything to come on a platter of gold do you? You just need to work at least 5 hours every-day. Most times, it isn’t those people that work so hard that generate a whole lot of income; it is those who work smart.

Source: http://www.signalsng.com/4-high-paying-jobs-lazy-people/

Unreasonable title...so in your world these are for lazy people..even writing! abeg park well.

Please next time replace that lazy with smart.

HAPPY NEW MONTH TO YOU ALL.

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RuggedArab:
Even me that have DP nobody (Girls) will send me PM. Issorit!

Lol! you should not expect a PM o but your cute face will make them respond to your PM.

adam500hr:
Hi nlanders, great morning to you all, of recent, have been suspecting my wife. She suddenly asked me for over 2million to pay rent for a new place to continue her biz, in which I declined for good reasons, because the place I had set up for her is just a year old and I spent alot on another mans property, yet no profit has even come out of the biz to even say it services part of the family's responsibility. Knowing fully well I rarely say no to her request, she felt more bad that I insisted on the decline. Infact she told me she was going to take a loan, I said if she does, my hand nor dey there, I said she should have patience like a year more that I will finance it, but she keeps saying the vacancy she saw is an opportunity that she does not want to lose it, I still maintained my decision of declining.


One night, she said she'll need my psychological support on the loan she wants to take, I replied that I cannot offer psych support on what I disagree upon, then she said I dont want to help her at all, that how much did I even spend for the first business, that is it up to 2 million, in which I spent more than. At that moment, I knew the wife I married was an ungrateful one, I just told her point blank that she should go for the loan and loan more to fix the place and buy everything she needs, then after she repays the loan, I'll blv shes a true business man and that I'll financially support anything she decides to do thereafter. She said well, I am scared of the loan, but she'll by whatever means get the money, I replied saying, whatever means u plan on getting it, make sure its clean.

Few days after, I figured out shes no longer interested in orgasm during sex, she just gives me and thats it, I already knew shes probably thinking too much and overworking herself to bring about a solution to where the money was gonna come out from, so I asked her why she has not been interested in orgasm, she said I should know that shes been working on some "BLOW JOBS" say what? She said u know have been working on some projects to get money to continue the biz, I said but u just said Mouth Action, she no I didnt say anything as such, Nlanders, If I lie make i nor see better, that was what came outta her mouth, but I am not concluding anything, just that its strange for such mistake to have been spewed. Though I got suspicious and decided to follow up on her. She has been talking to someone in secret, when she sees me she stylishly and quickly hang up. So I decided to make a very risky and rash move, that would either pay off, or ruin things. I yelled I know what u have been doing, you are a hoe that can never be trusted, that I think am done with this marriage. She got really worried that why would i call her such bla bla, she could not sleep that day, that gave me more reason to feel sumtin is probably going down, next day she sends me a text saying for me to keep calling her a hoe that she must have done something that warrants itm but she does not want to be referred ti as that anymore, and there is something am not telling her though.

I told her, I will break the news of what I know when the time is right, she then replied after two days of emotional trauma that she has finally decided to take the bold step to make my life and hers easy, she dont intend to create no drama, that all she needs me to do to avoid her getting any embarrassment from me, (what she meant is not letting people know why am calling her a hoe) is she wants me to let her know the terms and conditions with the kids and any other thing i think she should know before-hand. She also stated she would have loved to stay for her kids, but her emotions and health is failing her.

Nlanders, though I took a big risk, but isnt my confrontation with just 40% proof brought about a revelation that something has indeed happened from her response? I need candid response here as I am about to take my own decision, I cant stand a cheating wife biko.

No cause for alarm...stop imagining shits and let it pass cos owun oju ori ki n ba okan je...what the eyes do not see don't hurt.

NnamdiiKanu:



South Africa is international trip ??

Afonjas go kill me

Hahahahahahahahaha

Why did she travel to South Africa ?? To go perform to her 4 million bread eating fans

This is the funniest shiit I've ever read in my life

What does she do for a living ??

Nope...it's local trip...odensin

RuggedArab:
Hmm

Cute guy...

But even if all the guys display their pics will that make these ladies PM them?

Naima girls too dry rigid jare.

dingbang:
lol I don't need to be congratulated.. My write-ups are far different from urs.. Unlike you, I just don't apply rules... I just needed to let u know ... Not necessarily being happy it made front page.. It made front page because its catchy..take it or leave it

My broda biko I no dey fight o...remember you quoted me first which was why I replied...I was just giving you my advice and maybe that prompted lalasticlala to yield so as I wrote...I no dey drag...have a great Sunday.

nc201016:
this man should leave twitter alone, his too old for this sh"t

Go kill am! so he should not have any fun time abi?

orisa37:
When Democracy is handled by brass Dictatorship, The Parliament must have The Intellect to move The Country forward to Success and in Peace.

What is this one saying?

dingbang:
frontpage bro... Take weed..

Sorry just got back from church...anyways,front page or not my point is that you should always present this type of write up in a neutral manner cos according to this piece,you portrayed yourself as sexually loosed...but then you are faceless so you can afford to do that.

Congrats for making fpage.

Tenplet:
Please u all should go to church

On my way....

dingbang:
and what of the more lewd ones dat get carried to front page? Toks.. Brother.. I go open history show u oo

What I'm saying is that the way you wrote it projects you as loosed which should not be so...you need to present it with neutrality.

jfleece:
This op does not understand spirituality and how complicated it is, what makes u think that winners chapel can boast of a sustainable church growth? It's becos the founder embarked on winning spiritual battles before using physical church growth ideas, our lives Is always contested daily by spiritual forces and uncertainties, it takes God's grace to win these battles... I have a frd that died immediately after graduation, u wanna tell me he died of exhaustion? We need to fully understand the importance of God In our lives and do the needful.. Thanks.

Habba! please calm down and read the article....we are perfectly on the same page.

bjhaid:
There will be challenges definitely, but all these powers you are talking about are just imaginations, I don't want to believe they exist.

If the bible says they exist then they certainly do.

dingbang:
lol its his job to rearrange it.. Seun pays him to modify threads..

rearrange ke? you Wan kill am? even if he has to modify the topic I guess the content is too lewd.