₦airaland Forum

oluwoleife:
The lady don dey age o

Abi na the makeup?

Nah the guy no wettin he see o.

Abeg leave am. All these sampepe ladies are headaches.

LINSAR:
Did you read the post at all?

Is 6 inches shrinking in water not different from 3 inches shrinking in water?

Some dcks can shrink as to as little as 2inches when flaccid and be as long as 7 inches when erect so it Wont Make much difference inside the pool.

He can use a big swimming trunk so it won't be easy for anyone to know.

Fuckaniza:
Yeskeh

Gerarahia.

Una go don forget sey una dey pose as different gender begin comment.

LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

You may not be small afterall. Mnay guys with good sizes usually think they are small.

Fuckaniza:
Yimmu... Even your erect size no go pass the length of my middle finger
See ehn Broski, me no kuku sigh, I dey proud of weytin Allah gimme..I fii just dey Waka naked if e possible, make people heads dey turn like " kileleyii"?

Are you a transgendered?

Corporate2020:
Only his wife and children will vote for him.

Speak for yourself.

Reasonable Nigerians will not only vote for him but will use their resources to campaign for him.

This man should be considering independent candidacy.

Acidbath:
Who is defending a dog with side chicks like you?

I wrote an ironical post but your brain did not grasp.

For me I will never do side chic... Never.

If I want a second woman I will calmly pick one young sweet unassuming girl from a lowly background and be her destiny helper while I make her a co-wife.

If you people still don't see one man one woman as a scam then continue in your foolishness.

It is better to be an open polygamist rather than the hypocrisy of hiding under one wife and then keeping several side chics.

Rubbish n Nonsense

Acidbath:
These are the breeders of unknown gun men.

Say no to polygamy.

But yes to one wife many side chics.

Ignorant people.

DJANGOTBG:
Be deceiving yourself.

I dont indulge in baseless arguement. Go check my first video a year ago and you will how I accurately analysed and predicted the bearish move to exactly 29000 when it was still around 55k

So relax and don't bother yourself. Just remember you saw this in few years.

Unfortunately, it is too late for any government to clamp down on cryptos.

Watch this analysis. I posted this exactly a year ago.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXXDVF4ngAw

I am a world class analyst just that I do my thing on a solo.

Those who know me across the globe consult me.

Nigerialabalaba:
Again, US SEC cautions on investing in crypto


https://nairametrics.com/2022/05/17/us-sec-cautions-on-investing-in-crypto-days-after-nigerias-regulation-of-digital-assets/

Bitcoin that may shoot up anytime soon.

Presently hovering around 30k but it just might glide down a bit to touch 22k but will most likely shoot up very soon and when it does, it won't look back until it gets to 200k to one Bitcoin.

Doubters will remember this post in few years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8_Kc84xv5E

Poswahala:
Please am not suffering from mood swings..this is something that is affecting my life and not some mood swings

If you live outside Nigeria you are not alone on this.

Marriage is overrated. It is better to be single and happy.

You can adopt a child and be happy... Whatever gives you peace is welcomed.

I thought APC is made up of sensible people.

If all that matters to them is the primaries, let them present Tinubu but if they want to win the general election, they will present a better candidate.

ultimate73:
This is a movie scene.... Who dey use blanket during love making

I thought so too but it just might be possible. You know that moment when they are caught and begging the husband.

Channah1:
He'll end up being tormented by it. So what's the point?

Some women are dogs.

It depends. Perhaps the guy has lost all feelings for her.

See this is how I will personally treat my wife if I catch her in the Act of adultery.

I won't divorce her cos it will be a waste of my time and resources to free a woman who believes she is free to sleep with another man.

She will leave the house by herself when she sees my non challant attitude towards her.

joe54:
This is madness.
To what end.
LovePeddler is a LovePeddler.
Discharge her and move on

Most ladies are promiscuous just that their severity varies.

Sometimes I just wonder why a man divorces his wife cos she cheats when there is no guarantee that the new one he is bringing in hasn't slept with a dog.

Please forgive my bluntness but this is just the hard fact.

Marry a virgin and at a stage she will most likely give one crazy excuse just to go and taste another flesh.

Guys should stop fooling themselves looking for a sexually decent woman. It is a facade. Just manage the one you see as long as she will be a responsible mother.

So South west is divided between Osinbajo and Tinubu.

Interesting.

It may rally for a while between the 28000 to 21000 but that won't make any serious difference.

The bottom line is that it has completed the correction as it always did in previous years.

Many people will see this thread in about 5years time maybe before when Bitcoin hits $200000 from the current $28000 and will say "had I known"

I'm not here to sell anything or ask a dime from anyone.

Just sharing my knowledge.

etho0:
can you read this post: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a3619161/living-with-a-micropenis/



life is so unfair and this has distracted me, if it turns out to be what it is, well what can i do.

thanks for your contribution

Wow! I sympathize with you bro. First time I'm coming across the word micro penis.

But how long is it when erect.

Measure right from the base to the tip when erect to know the real size.

If it is up to 4 inches,you should not worry yourself cos you can satisfy a lady sexually even when 4inches is below average.

Kiliwuwu:
bitter truth
......wat about us wey still dey struggle

It is a process

mymadam:
I AM a living testimony. The Lord is good! Nuff said

Hmmmm! Impressive

Do you know that you don't need to pray for long life or even pray for prosperity.

Just honor your parents and it will be well with you and long life is automatically guaranteed.

Honor your parents, keep working hard and your success is sure and no untimely death shall come to you except it is by God's grand design that you depart this world young. God's words can not be compromised.

Ephesians 6:2-3
“Honor your father and mother” (this is the first commandment with a promise), “that it may go well with you and that you may live long in the land.”

Exodus 20:12
“Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you.

Love your parents, do not insult them or be rude to them, call them always to express your gratitude to them for bringing you to the world.

If you have parents who depend on you please dont abandon them and don't let them lack in anyway, give them more than enough and treat them like royalty.

Don't wait until they are gone before you renovate the house they live in preparation for burial... Renovate it now.

Even if you think your parents are rich, still buy them gifts and do all it takes to recieve their blessings because the blessings of your parents are more powerful than Priestly blessings.

Whatever you do, don't ever do anything that will make your parent utter negative words towards you... Do whatever it takes to always receive blessings from your parents.

And this is where it gets even more interesting...

Even if your parents are no more, still honor them by doing remembrance party for them or visiting their burial ground to make sure it is always nice looking because though they may no longer be with us or be able to communicate with us physically but their spirit never forgets us and they pray for us and also felicitate with us during major events in our lives. Remember that the host of heaven sees what goes on on earth just as the Bible says in Hebrews 12 vs 1 that we are surrounded by clouds of witnesses

Till date, science still finds it hard to clearly explain how a baby is formed which simply means there is a mystery behind how cells from two people combine to form a complete human.

Our parents in actual fact created us and that is why whatever they pronounce on us becomes a reality so let us Honor them and recieve all the blessings that come with it.

I was just thinking that if I ever decide to move to the states, I will try newyork cos one hardly hears of senseless shootings and then I woke up this morning to read this.

Guys believe it or not, US is about the most dangerous country to live in.

In Naija Shebbi we know who we are running from but in a country where the person right by your side can just bring out a gun to start practicing shooting game with people is indeed extremely dangerous to live in.

A student can come to school and starts killing people.

May GOD help them.

Well deserved

Everything is not about sexualizing women as so many comedy skit makers do/

Well just to let you know, I am a world class analyst in the currency and cryptocurrency market and I do fx part time but I have waited for long to see this correction on Bitcoin before investing in it.

I started making some YouTube videos on the Bitcoin trend since last year and I have accurately analysed the market so I am here to tell the world that the time has come to invest massively in Bitcoin cos it has reached a strong support that will most likely push it so high that it may not look back until it reaches over $200k to a Bitcoin.

This could happen in months or perhaps years to come.

Ignore this thread and watch my YouTube videos from last year and you will see how accurate my analysis have been.

This is the very first video I made a year ago so just watch it and subsequent ones to see how accurately I have predicted the market.

N.B: I'm not here to promote my YouTube link cos I just do it for fun but this thread is aimed at informing people of the great opportunity to invest in Bitcoin.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXXDVF4ngAw

Enjoy.

Popesuccess:
He Is vp, he can't speak ahead of the president

I have seen that ignorant mindset play out here on nairaland and I have learnt to ignore them cos many of them don't even have voters card.

The VP is only as important as the president makes him and contrary to many naive people attributing Buhari's failure to him, the truth is that he is only technically part of Buhari's govt but in reality, has no single power regardless of the lies that he is in charge of the economy...

Who is the minister of petroleum? Does he even appoint ministers? Who appoints the CBN governor, Custom Comptroller General, IG and several parastatals?

Biko make i stop here

MMWandali:
I don't know if to continue having respect for the VP

He continues to be there under Buhari and APC, even promising to build on Buhari's "legacy" that is known for only pain and destruction

You guys are just hilarious.

Many of you don't know how to play politics.

So what do you expect him to say? To condemn and distant himself from his boss.

Johnames:
Mr VP why did you take so much time before condemning this barbaric action, i guess maybe he was consulting first

So make e jump pass his oga.

Many ignorant people who have no clue how things work in the hierarchy of power.

Rawmalik:
or you were just trying to feed your ego thinking she would succumb cuz you're a 'popular' NLander, but alas your ego took a blast

It's like you don't know who I be.

And she has the mind to say this.

Is this not even worse that what the guy said?

Ladies biko enlighten us. Cotton wool

Awww this is too low.

Is she depressed? This is a clear sign that she is battling with depression

Jack005:
Did the guy abuse you? Why do you keep calling him names?

She is definitely a very toxic lady. No pun intended but many ladies will die single cos of their arrogance.

I'm not relating this comment to her but I'm just stating the reality.