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hadecunleh:
Our 3 year old girl, OLUWABUNMI AJELERO, got MISSING today @ Surulere Baptist Church 52/54, Ojuelegba road, Surulere.

Strange men walked into the premises and took her away on a bike through Nathan Street off Ojuelegba.
Please help us, our hearts are broken, we're crying with heavy hearts. We don't know what to do anymore.

Please if you see this child in anyway, kindly call this numbers 08022289455, 07085678831, 08098230603, or 08023036852...God Bless you!!!

Is the paternity or maternity of the baby questionable?

I mean hope its not a case of another man claiming paternity to the child even without the knowlegde of the man with her mum.

If thats not the case then something is wrong somewhere.

It sounds like a planned kidnap so we should rule out the possibility of ritual.

SLIDEwaxie:
What exactly do u knw?

If a daft man like Jonathan can use 2trillion for election, then 1.8 trillion is possiblenin four yrs.

Besides, feeding the school children will be limited to public school, just increase every state govt allocation by 15 million and it will work.

Abt paying the unemployed youth without working is not sensible. He can continue the Jonathan's sure p internship programme. At least, they pay 10k per month for a yr so its possible.

If ladija can return 500 million, OBJ- 200million dollars then be rest assured that there is cash available.

Look at it this way: if you remove $2 on every barrel produced, then tell me it won't amount to something

lets get somthing straight here...

APC only promised to pay UNEMPLOYED GRADUATES AFTER NYSC FOR 3YRS I BLIV AND NOT unemployed YOUTHS

Billyonaire:
Sorry, No. I am a Leo, but I believed those things when I was a teenager. I went deeper and deeper and understand astrology to be relatively ineffective. It has ruined so many destinies in China where its largely adopted as a guide.

That was the mistake you made.. dont go deep into daily horoscope or using it as a guide which is the real star gazing.

just by knowing you are a leo i cant hve issues with you because understanding your traits will make me overlook some acts which others may find annoying.

Though not 100% correct but 80% accurate in most cases

Tell me you dont love to be noticed or complimented?

Tell me you dont like to talk

Tell me you are not the bossy type

i can go om and on..

Billyonaire:
If you are 40 and you still believe in Astrology, then I am shamed of you my friend.

I have this feeling you are a Gemini because you are very communicative and you love writing judging from the numerous topics you have on nland. Am i correct?

Billyonaire:
If you are 40 and you still believe in Astrology, then I am shamed of you my friend.

let me enlighten you a bit.

Astrology is in two folds.

The daily monthly or regular horoscope guide and the inherent qualities of an individual.

These set of researchers have done a good job by studying people and arrive at a conclusion that has proved to be 80% acurate.

I am not deep into astrology which is the bad aspect but i hve come to appreciate the superficial aspect of it which deals with personality traits of individuals.

just try and read about your traits and u will be amazed. Its got nothing to do with age but its about been open minded.

lalasticlala:
Ambode: Lagos is blessed with a gym lover

At 52, many said the Lagos State governor-elect, Akinwunmi Ambode looks much younger than his age. Yet, not a few had bothered to unearth the secret behind Ambode’s boyish look.

Sunday Trust had got the gist on Ambode as a chronic gym addict. A close friend of the governor-elect, who preferred anonymity, said if there was anything Ambode didn’t joke with at any given opportunity, it was an opportunity to engage in a walk-out.

“He has an addiction when it comes to gym. He has been so for many years. And that’s why he looks athletic. Every morning, he does find a way to gym. And during weekends, he dedicates more time to it,” the source said.

Just as Ambode is a known gym addict, he is also seen as a smart administrator and a welfarist.
“Anytime any of his staff is cash-strapped, he doesn’t think twice before putting his hand into his pocket and bringing out money. He is kind-hearted. I also remember that anything that has to do with workers’ welfare at official level, he doesn’t joke with it. He often takes it up personally and acts on it swiftly,” Bosun Jinadu, a former Public Relations Officer at the Lagos State of Ministry of Finance said.

Jinadu, who is currently working at the Lagos State Ministry of Information and Strategy, said he was with Ambode for six months before he was transferred. At the time, Dr Ismail Adewusi was the state Commissioner for Finance while Ambode was the permanent secretary/accountant general in the ministry.

“Not many of us can also forget that he is a thorough-bred professional. He deals with every ministry assignments with a smart and business man-like approach. For instance, he won’t allow you to make any presentation to him except you have it on projector. And if it is what will be presented on behalf of the ministry, he will sit with you and ensure you both draft it together.

“I also remember that he runs the State Treasury Office in a way that makes it enviable for all. It will interest you to know that people will like to come from different ministries and use toilets in the Treasury Office at the time because they are aware everything is working fine there, including the toilets,” Jinadu said.

We Geminis are ever young. Im 40 but i look 30. Thats just our nature and we also have a way of standing out in our endeveaurs.

We are goodlooking,charming,eloquent,charismatic and highly intellectual.

TeamGemini

im rolling on the floor laughing my ass out. rotflnao..

Chai..criminals on the pulpit.

The bible says in 2nd corinthians 9,7 let everyman give according to what he purposed in his heart and not out of compulsion for God loves a cheerful giver.

CRIMINAL PASTOR. PLEASE LET'S KNOW THE NAME OF THE CHIRCH ABEG..

Operation search your neighbor. Chai

Islie:
So, the woman has kept all the three children with her first husband for him to take care of it without him knowing


Kia..... A lot of men must have being taking care of the children who aren't theirs just like how this man has being taking care of the second and last born without knowing they are his

There is a new home dna test in vogue. Every father needs it to avoid unpleasant surprises because many men have died not knowing that they are not the true father of the child or children who called them daddy.

Sijo01:
No wonder dey say 'fear women'

How to be happy with a woman..

Love her deeply
Appreciate her deeply
Cherish her deeply
Treat her very kindly
Try to make her happy all the time
Give her adequate attention in all aspects.
Have undivided affection towards her
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BUT DESPITE ALL THESE, ALSO EXPECT THE WORST FROM HER.

agoadiv:
did he ever knw he would be as rich now?

I wonder if the ladies crushing over him now would do so at this point in time..

cheap money mongers.

I deserve an award for contributing well over 70topic since i got registered 7years ago.

ozoigbondu:
Now is two million and 30

Is it 2m frontpage topics or general topics count of members?

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UfuomaUN:
One boring thing about church service this days is the long prayers. Don't get me wrong. I'm not against spending time praying to God or stuff like that. I just feel that when prayers get prolonged people loose interest most times especially when they have run out of words.

I remember a certain time I was in a church service and the prayers lasted an hour! Knowing too well that the bible emphasises praying straight to the point and avoiding repetition of words while praying (God is not deaf after all) so why then do people pray for too long?

Are long prayers more effective?

Ofcourse not.

A minute prayer that is fervent and done with faith and ofcourse sealing it up in Jesus name will be more effective than 10hours of faithless prayer.

PassingShot:
I think every zone has been adequately taken care of in the zoning formula.

Now that Amaechi cannot be the next SGF, I expect to see him in charge of a very powerful ministry such as petroleum resources, power or works.

All these positions though... chief whip deputy chief whip minority majority leader bla bla bla.

infact i wonder what the house of rep is for when we have senators. Baseless duplication of portfolios.

sarahatuba:
No be small thing oooo......we keep hearing amounts like this and they'll come out and say Nigeria is 'BROKE' ...diaris God oo

JONATHAN is the most heartless ruthless merciless non challant and myopic president Nigeria ever had.

I cant bliv that while all these wastage was on, he still has the mind to give the cbn gvnor the go ajead to officially devalue naira to the extent that international businesses almost collapsed, western union no longer pay in foreign currencies but look at today and you will see a sharp drop even when Buhari has not been sworn in and this goes to tell you how the clueless have destroyed this country.

shurlermoz:
If you got your share of the loot I can excuse you for trying to defend prison term but if you are just a by stander and you are still reasoning this way then you are.....................

To think that there are millions of potential Dangotes in Nigeria in need of just a little start off capital to set their dreams in motion yet we have trillions been wasted.

I now see why Jonathan wants to hand over on the 28th...i guess he will be on exile by the time buhari is sworn in.

He spent all our money and thats y Yorubas gave him a nick name...JO NAA TAN meaning jonathan spent all.

CRIMINALS

Asuokaa:
What! U just quoted a yoruba proverb...I don't even knw how to do so

He even spelt them wrongly.

Pekele pekele arugbo je gbese ta ni o san.

menix:
Ow I wish I can ve such courage.

Had a funny experience, budgeted 1.5million last year buh had a million jan. 2014 instead of proposing nd takin d bull by d horn.
Had 2 postpone d proposing till I get d extra 500k.
While I waited she did not wait nd now I don't even ve d million box nd ve lost out on her.

Wish we culd really learn to cut our boxers to size us..

one of the reasons why many ladies are still single today is because they value that one day glamour of getting married above the life long reality of staying married.

i always tell ladies.. if you know you are psycologically rdy for marriage and you hve a guy that truly wants you for keep, as long as he has at least a room apartmnt of his own,start a life with him. So ironic that many ladies live with a boyfriend in one room while in school yet they cant start life with a man froom a room apartment.

there is only a type of favour that a man recieves after he gets married just as the bible says....he whosoever finds a wife finds a good thing AND HE RECIEVES FAVOUR FROM GOD.

simply have a moderate introduction,go for legal wedding in a registry and start your life tgether while you plan for the big wedding celebration.

As long as that guy is hardworking trust me,he will get there. All the rich men you see today started from somewhere.

i hve seen cases where a lady leaves a man she loves simply because he has no money for an elaborate wedding ceremony just to end up with a man she feels is ready for marriage because the dude has mney to splash on an exquisite wedding.

It is one thing to get wedded and another to stay wedded. Marry a man for the right reasons.

Never leave a man with a vision for a man with television.

SLIDEwaxie:
yeah, u ain't broke butbure complaining of a increase of not more than 2k. that's an irony though.

I knw ur type: u live above ur means, and u do everything to stay oiled.

Dude, uread my epistle, right?

I ain't broke, but I won't descend tobur level where u go for things u can't keep up with the maintenance. Na ur type go still sell his decoder for Olx.

For ur info, cable TV is a luxury. Ifbu can't afford it, stop trying to act like u are in the class.

I'm sure say ur dstv sef, na the 2,500 (family package) u dey run.

Even my gotv was last subscribed about 8mnths ago because i dont undstand why i hve to spend 1500 a month just to buy another 30k fuel to enjoy it so i just swtched to our regular channels at least till regular power comes up. simple logic.

If dstv can introduce pay per view then it will make a lot of sense n they will even make more profits.

the hard truth is that most dstv dshes you see today are for decoration as many owners stoped sbscribing.

arsetalkshere:
All this noise, accusation and counter accusation would never have been necessary if GEJ had performed.

PDP would have saved a lot of money they spent on campaign if he had performed. People would have freely campaigned for GEJ without the need to give them money to mobilised them.

Instead of PDP to point the accessing fingers to GEJ, they are busy witch hunting people. To think I was hoping they will become a strong opposition to put APC under constant check.

So amazing that for the first time in my life i saw a sitting president who have been in power for 5yrs with a yr bonus as acting president hinging his campaign mostly on IM GOING TO...and i just kept wondering wat happened to the years he was in ooffice.

The yorubas gave the president a funny name...JO..NA...TAN meaning jonathan spent everything.

still watching how Buhari will treat his case.

falconey:
wonderful.

Guys: I know this already.

Girls : he should do it first he is the man.

Any affair is a potential healthy or unhealthy one,it depends on the two pple involved.

Hazardd:
i wonder some guy ooo

every hole they see, they will insert ....

this is why philandering is difficult for me because i cant use a condom to make love because i think it is odd licking a candy with its covering and secondly i cant make love without giving the mouth thing and GOD forbid i do that indiscriminately.

the guy must be a totally foolish guy for sexing a strange lady without protection.

jayedu108:
To my fellow guys, please dnt allow any woman push u into robbery cut ur coat according to ur size,all dis girls shoutin I can't stay or start life with a guy living in a self contain,80 percent of these girls dnt realy knw wat life is,most of dem still live wit their parents,some av neva taste the orda side of life,pls guys if ur budget can be able to get u a single room or a self contain pls do,dnt try to please any woman oh.if she loves u she will assist and also contribute to the future of the both of you.

Very true.

braindamage:
Our parents had humble beginning. Some comments here scare me.

Very very scary and that is why there will always be increase in the number of overage unmarried ladies.

if you check the statistics you will realize that most ladies above the age of 27 will not mind starting with a guy from a room apartment after spending their younger years having a contrary notion.

i pity some ladies. if you read the story of jonathan and patience you will undstand y he cant joke with her but most young ladies today are busy wasting their lives with the hope of meeting a rich dude to marry yet the struggling guys are busy screwing the shit outta them..

How dumb.

MojAyo:
okay,rush into a poor marraige quickly and rush out back,pls stop quoting me

Are u for real? i should stop quoting you when any intelligent lady will rather see this as an avenue to articulate her notion as well as broaden her intellect.

with due respect im so disappointed but let me leave you with this parting words of advice...

no one can decipher a poor marriage or a rich one. That rich dude can get so poor and the seeminmgly hopelessly poor marriage can bcome super wealthy by a stroke of fate.

ladies should learn to be with a man for the right reasons and should make materialism a secondary factor.

please dont bother quoting this and please develop the act of productive and intelligent communication.. gd day

jmoore:
Some women love to be abused. Do you think that's the first time he laid his hands on her?

Park well bros and help those who want to be helped. Cos, I wonder how you can install common sense into her head.

that is the key words...help who wants to be helped.

when i was dating my ex she was told me she loves to be beaten then the guy should apologize latter in a romantic manner.

i was like wtf but i will nver lift my hands to beat a lady...NEVER.

im sooo ok with my lovely ebony complexion.

Adaeze003:
U

And any girl who minds is not a homemaker? That's just a fallacy coz even those who don't mind might just be desperate to get married and give you a headache in your self con

So that assumption is a lil bit myopic. No offense...

this has nada to do with desperation.

Any reasonable lady would advice a struggling guy to rather get a room and a parlour wth seperate kitchen,toilet n bathroom then go look for a land to buy n strt building his house rather than ask him to pay insane ammount for a duplex or bigger apartment.

Its common sense dearie and this initiative is so lacking in many ladies who allow luxurous lifestyle cloud their sense of reasoning.

MojAyo:
what re u saying,can settling down work out without no money

you ladies keep mixing issues up.

will you say a guy that makes say 50k a month is rich? hell no but he sure can manage a family.

Do you need millions to get married? hell no

if ladies can learn to plan life with their men with available funds i guess the issue of desperation wont come to play because most ladies will settle down fat.

today ladies are quick to conclude that a man is not ready for marriage wheras the guy is over ready just that he has no money enough for huge wedding cere?omy which i bliv can still be done latter in life when the funds are available.

mimiejacobz:
No bae,I don't c my self As a liability kinda of wife,he's income with myn should be able to get us a decent apartment,m nt against the self contain stuff all m saying is the type of environment d house is situated

A good thing you are willing to support.

Many ladies will end up been unmarried for many years if they are unwilling to start with a hustling guy from the scratch.

check out 95% of our celebrities n check the lady they married n you will realize that these ladies hve been with them when they were nobody as in nobody.

Ladies should please undstnd that.

btw that bae word though...

Adaeze003:
So, if I have a bf/fiancé that strikes off and makes huge cash before we settle down, I must insist on self con then
So that I can be a home maker as described by the bible? What version, book, chapter and verse abeg?

Not tryna soil anyone's mind but it's just wrong to attempt to elevate yourself and look like some sweetheart on here n @ the same time paint others that disagree with you black...

The point is about availability of funds.

If the guy has money for a duplex n can sustain the rent fine n good but not that the lady must insist on getting a bigger apartmnt at all cost expecially when the children have not started coming in.

life is about planning and yes i agree that a lady who will not mind staying in even a room face me i face you is a potential home maker.